Incredibly Spicy Tunes That Raise Eyebrows

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Incredibly Spicy Tunes That Raise Eyebrows features songs by Don Toliver, Jill Scott, kwn, Only Fire, Peaches, and Slayyyter.

“Wanna fuck your body.”

Don Toliver really sets that tone, doesn’t he? He’s not the only one who gets spicy on Incredibly Spicy Tunes That Raise Eyebrows. Slayyyter has a lot of spicy sugar, honey, and iced tea to say: “I’m so wet, my hoes bad, if I get drunk, might have to ring her /… I need some dick for Tuesday, let me go put out some feelers.” Wow 😮! And kwn is also honest about her desires, asserting, “I touch myself just thinkin’ about you.” Once upon a time, masturbation was never uttered in music. That’s not the case now!

Throughout Incredibly Spicy Tunes That Raise Eyebrows, the musicians are brutally honest about their desires and what they are doing in the bedroom… or other places. This mostly NSFW playlist features songs by Don Toliver, Jill Scott, kwn, Only Fire, Peaches, and Slayyyter. So, if you’re feeling naughty and need to be stimulated, titillated, and turned TF on, or just shocked, dive right into these Incredibly Spicy Tunes That Raise Eyebrows!

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1. Don Toliver, “Body”

2. Slayyyter, “CRANK”

3. Only Fire, “Moana Lisa”

4. Jill Scott, “Don’t Play”

5. Lil Toe, “Suck My Nutz”

6. Teyana Taylor, “Bed of Roses”

7. Klovis Gaynor, “restorative sex”

8. Robyn, “Sexistential”

9. Mrpoppa85, “Nut Till U Cry”

10. Peaches, “No Lube So Rude”

11. Artemas, “control yourself”

12. Sukihana, “Up On Me”

13. Jonny Englsh, “Gooning and Edging”

14. kwn, “touch myself”

15. The Boot Scootin’ Sissies, “Jesus, Take the Lube”

1. Don Toliver, “Body”

OCTANE » Cactus Jack / Donnway & Co / Atlantic Records » 2026

“Wanna fuck your body.”

Ooh-wee! Don Toliver (Caleb Toliver) kicks off “Body” with a bang… or the desire for a bang, judging by the lyrics. Is that Don singing? More on that momentarily. “Body” is the second track on his 2026 album, OCTANE. Toliver penned “Body” with Jaasu Mallory, Jacques Webster, Chad Hugo, Jahaan Sweet, Justin Timberlake, Pharrell Williams, and benjamin fort. Justin, Pharrell, and Chad Hugo? Huh? Toliver samples the 2002 Justin Timberlake hit, “Rock Your Body”. While Timberlake originally sings “Wanna rock your body,” the sample intentionally makes it sound as if JT sings the more overt, “Wanna fuck your body.” Beyond the sample (vocals/lyrics), the production (Jaasu, Travis Scott, Jahaan Sweet, and BYNX) kicks ass and takes names – NO CAP!

“Body” begins with a bang, with Toliver Justin Timberlake not censoring or mincing his words. The sleek electronic-infused musical accompaniment is everything. It’s fair to say that shit sounds expensive 💰😜! And with those four producers, you know it is! Don Toliver infuses plenty of personality into his horny musical endeavors. His melodic rap performance is perfectly suited for matters of the bedroom, or wherever he aspires to get down and dirty! The chorus, which follows the Justin Timberlake-sampled intro, is infectious. Of course, JT is still sampled, contributing his “Rock Your Body” shyt!

“I’m out of control when I’m crushin’ on you (Body)

She don’t tell me no when I’m touchin’ on her (Wanna rock fuck your body)

H-Town nigga, love a— with a body

Baby, come here, I’ma grip on your body…”

Beyond the chorus, Don Toliver drops a verse, a brief bridge, and concludes with a brief outro. In his verse, Toliver focuses on sex (“I wanna get it in, uh, yeah, I wanna get in it”), drugs (“Droppin’ lean in Sprite with the motherfuckin’ codeine”), and drip (“I been goin’ crazy, spending cash with my crodie”). In the bridge, he wants her badly, asking, “Okay, just take a chance on me, bae / Okay, I got the feels, can we wait?” In the outro, it should come as no surprise that Don’ll “go crazy ‘bout her…” “Body”, of course! Don Toliver does his big one on this one, without question.

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2. Slayyyter, “CRANK”

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA » RECORDS Label LLC / Columbia Records » 2026

“I’m getting tweaky, I’m headin’ out, bitch I’m on to somethin’ / I stray just like a dog, addicted to that heavy fucking.”

Excuse me, Slayyyter?! She doesn’t mince her words on the unapologetic, sexed-up single, “CRANK”. “I wanna get on it, jump on him, ride it until the mornin’,” she adds in the eyebrow-raising first verse. “CRANK” is the fifth track on her 2026 album, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA. She co-wrote this fierce, spicy banger with producers Austin Corona and Wyatt Bernard.

“CRANK” starts with a fucking bang 🤭. It thrives on a sickening groove and hard-hitting beat. That rhythm hits! Adding to the ear candy are noisy, vibrant synths. Slayyyter keeps the same energy as the musical backdrop. She delivers aggressive, distorted, and loud rapped vocals. She gets in your face with that sugar, honey, iced tea. The chorus is badass and unapologetic as fizzuck!

“I stay straight, I stay bad, I keep my finger on the trigger

I’m so wet, my hoes bad, if I get drunk, might have to ring her

She pick up, then we fuck, I get so gay off that tequila

I need some dick for Tuesday, let me go put out some feelers.”

Woo! Slayyyter embraces her bisexuality throughout, evidenced by the chorus. The second verse continues to be unhinged – in the most sex-positive way possible! A prime example of the outlandishness: “He wanna fuck Slayyyter, Richard, we should link later / Get to my hotel and suck him off in the elevator.” Yeah, let that sink in, Richard Linklater! All the while, she encourages, “crank it,” whether it’s pre-chorus or post-chorus. The bass-heavy instrumental ending is EVERYTHING! Bad to the bone, and infectious as ForUnderConsentoftheKing, there is no way you listen to “CRANK” and don’t move your body.

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3. Only Fire, “Moana Lisa”

Moana Lisa (EP) » Only Fire » 2024

“O, o, o-o-o-o / Only Fire fuck it up.”

Croatian-born and Berlin electronic music producer Only Fire brings ample fire to his unapologetic record, “Moana Lisa”. “Moana Lisa” is the opener from his 2024 EP, Moana Lisa. Notably, the rest of the track list from the EP includes songs titled “Blowjob Queen” and Squirt”. Ooh-wee! Focusing on the song at hand, Only Fire wrote and produced “Moana Lisa” in all of its eyebrow-raising, risqué glory.

Unsurprisingly, the production is incredibly sleek on “Moana Lisa.” Only Fire does his big one, with warm piano chords, striking synths, and a kick-ass, syncopated beat. While those sounds catch the ears, it’s the sex that takes the cake. Following his production tag, the lyrics are wild AF. “Eat my ass / Eat it fast / Touch my chest / Milk the breast.” Say what, now? The chorus continues, unapologetically, “Jerk that dick / Jerk it fast / Paint my face / Go da Vinci on your Moana Lisa.” Wow. What more can you say? Unsurprisingly, the chorus isn’t the only NSFW, sex-positive section on “Moana Lisa.” “Pussy tight” precedes “Mother Teresa” in the refrain. Yikes 😳! In the verse, there are all sorts of sexual sugar, honey, and iced tea. This includes the likes of “Paint my face with cum,” “Fuck me in the park,” and the assertion, “I’m a loud fucking slut.” Gah-day-um! The bridge includes much of the same, urging “Paint my, paint my face with cum / Make that, make that penis numb.” “Moana Lisa” is nothing short of something else. But if you are an Only Fire fan, this isn’t shocking – you know how he rolls!

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Only Fire, Moana Lisa: Spicy Tunez No. 4 (2026)

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4. Jill Scott, “Don’t Play”

To Whom It May Concern » Blues Babe Records LLC / Human Re Sources / The Orchard » 2026

“You just been humping me / Shallowly, superficially.”

👀 👀 👀… Later, Grammy-winning R&B singer-songwriter Jill Scott continues singing, “Touch me all over, squeeze my meat / Everything on me got me feeling.” The sex is electrifying on “Don’t Play”, the 15^th track on her sixth studio album, To Whom It May Concern. Scott is honest about her desires, particularly during the first verse, excerpted above. She mentions positions and wants him to “Please me hard / So hard like a K-Dot lyric, then sweet / Like my grandma’s yams.” Damn, Jill! Scott co-wrote “Don’t Play” with Marcus Christopher White and producer Seige Monstracity.

“Don’t Play” commences with a drum riff. Soulful sounds, firmly planted in the neo-soul and adult contemporary vein, follow. This is Jill’s lane, period. Before Scott mentions the humping in the first verse 😏, male background vocals perform the eventual chorus: “Baby don’t play with it / Baby don’t play with it…” The eyebrow-raising lyric, which made its rounds on TikTok, follows, in all of its sensual glory. Scott sings dynamically and expressively, particularly during the second verse. “Free your fantastic mind / When you’re here with me,” she sings, and adds, “You ain’t no jackhammer / I ain’t no city street.” Woo! Some compelling female background vocals accentuate this gem throughout the verses. Scott’s ad-libs are on point, too. The outro connects but distinguishes itself from the verses and chorus, where, “Cause I wanna get down I wanna be up I wanna be high wanna make love to / You.” She adds, “Mental and mattress satisfaction / I want the whole and not a fraction when you’re with me.” Oh, snap! What more can you say but, “Don’t Play”!

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5. Lil Toe, “Suck My Nutz”

Essentials » Lil Toe » 2021

“You don’t wanna suck my balls?”

Well, Lil Toe (John Durham), that is a bold question. Perhaps if you approached the person more gently… However, the gives-no-fucks rapper continues spitting in the intro of “Suck My Nutz”, “What the fuck do you mean / You don’t wanna suck my nuts.” Clearly, he’s offended that she, presumably, doesn’t want to participate in oral sex… “Suck My Nutz,” which appears on Toe’s 2021 album, Essentials, is spicy from the jump. He wrote “Suck My Nutz” while Wonton (formerly Wonton Jesus, also Durham) produced it.

Before the bars from the intro kick in, the music sets the tone. The minimalist piano line is malicious. The beat, which builds up gradually, is sick. With the excerpted lyrics from the intro, as well as the instrumental, the build-up on “Suck My Nutz” is excellent. Where does it lead? A bad-ass, hard-nosed, distorted, rap banger with NSFW lyrics and utterly nasty-sounding production. Lil Toe is loud and uncompromising regarding his pleasure. Would we have it any other way? Hell no! His bold and unapologetic rhymes match the intensity of the backdrop. The lyrics on the chorus are similar to the intro, where Lil Toe bites, “What the fuck do you mean / You don’t wanna suck my nuts / Ay, I don’t give a fuck / Bitch, I’m tryna bust a nut.” Gah-day-um! The verse on this brief banger adds to its carnal, horny, and raw nature. “What the fuck do you mean / You don’t do it in the butt (what the) / I’m tryna bust a nut / So come make me cum,” he spits, without giving a shit (🤭). Keeping it a buck, Lil Toe touts the problem-solving abilities of his balls, and adds that he’s “Horny as a goat (bitch) / Bitch I’m a goat (goat) / If you can’t suck dick (bitch) / Bitch you gotta go (bitch).” Ooh-wee! He said what he said. Do you know what else he says at the end of the verse? He likes it raw… “The condoms at the store / I don’t use those anymore.” 👀 Lil Toe is turned up to the nth degree on “Suck My Nutz”. That BJ, and beyond, are clearly non-negotiables 😈!

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6. Teyana Taylor, “Bed of Roses”

Escape Room » Taylormade Enterprises, Inc. / Def Jam Recordings / UMG Recordings, Inc. » 2025

“My body’s tryna say the things that I can’t.”

Oop! Now that is a statement right there, Teyana Taylor! “The way that I want you, I can’t lie.” Oh, snap! The R&B singer-songwriter brings the heat – the steam – to her song, “Bed of Roses”. “Bed of Roses” is the 18^th track on her 2025 album, Escape Room. She penned the relatively brief “Bed” with NOVA WAV and producers D. Phelps, xynothing, and Prodkavin.

The two-and-a-half-minute “Bed of Roses” is striking. It thrives on its sleek, sensual-sounding musical accompaniment. Additionally, the record has some inviting, old-school vibes. Teyana Taylor is the star, delivering buttery smooth, sexy vocals. Her performance is expressive, nuanced, and well-rounded. The songwriting is simple but highly effective. “I got all this love to give, love to kill tonight, she sings in the first verse, and continues, “Let me show you it feels, how sweet it feels inside.” In the second verse, she is more overt, singing, “You make it hard to notice we ain’t sleeping on roses / Come make it hard, come choke it, fuck me like you’re broken / It could be so easy.” Holy shee-it! While the verses are terrific, the incredibly tuneful chorus is the section to beat:

“You want it, you can have it, don’t waste no time

Yeah, you need it, I can please it, I want what’s mine.”

It is self-explanatory what Teyana Taylor is getting at. All told, “Bed of Roses” is an ultra-sexy bop from an artist who excels at sensual joints.

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7. Klovis Gaynor, “restorative sex”

i think the whole world should see 2 faggots in love » klovisgaynor » 2025

“He calls it restorative sex / I give him kisses on his neck / As I hold him from behind / And we take our sweet time with our restorative sex.”

Oh, snap! Handsome and talented queer musician Klovis Gaynor (Peter Gaynor Crummey, Jr.) isn’t one to mince words. A prime example comes via “restorative sex”, the 10^th track from his bold, unapologetic 2025 album, i think the whole world should see 2 faggots in love 👀. The brief song was composed by Gaynor. He produced it with Brayden Baird.

One of the biggest selling points of “restorative sex” is Klovis’ voice. He has a special instrument to work with that easily makes the ears perk up. Gaynor sings expressively, bringing a dramatic, theatricality. Adding to the excellence is, well, sex. Sex never grows stale, and with this sex being described as restorative, it becomes even more compelling. Think about it: sex makes you feel better, charged up, and healthy. Woo! ALSO, you can’t neglect the fact that it’s queer, and Gaynor provides some titillating deets. “Our fingers gently wet,” he sings, and continues, “Huff his pits and drink his sweat.” On the one hand, drinking someone’s sweat is gross – hella gross. On the other hand, something about that manly musk is hot 🥵! It gets hotter, though, particularly if you are G-A-Y and can relate; fantasize. “Came as I came as I rode his face,” he sings, naughtily, and concludes, “I’m a mess, but he fucks me until I’m well.” Damn, Klovis! A ballad accompanied by sweet piano and harmonica, set in good ole C major, “restorative sex” is good… really good!

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Klovis Gaynor, restorative sex: Spicy Tunez No. 41 (2026)

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8. Robyn, “Sexistential”

Sexistential » Konichiwa / Young » 2026

“Fuck a app, I need me some IRL / I’m on the clock, just give me your ASL…”

Oh, my 😮! Swedish pop singer Robyn (Robin Carlsson) keeps it a buck and sex-positive on “Sexistential”. Part of keeping it a buck includes the f-bombs that Carlsson lets fly. It doesn’t stop with just the first two lines of the seventh track from her 2026 comeback album, also titled Sexistential. “Fuck a Plan B, baby, it’s no big deal / I’m already ten weeks in maternity /…In my sweatpants some and some juicy hentai.” Plan B? Hentai? Oh… fuck (appropriate language for p0rn)! Notably, her performance of the single on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert drew a shit-ton of criticism 😬. Robyn wrote and produced “Sexistential” with Klas Åhlund.

“Sexistential” is raw… intentionally. While the unapologetic, sexed-up lyrics draw controversy, the production and sound are colorful, modern, and minimalist. The vocals aren’t a powerhouse which is also intentional. Our 46-year-old star more or less raps about desire. In the pre-chorus, she asserts, “Adam Driver always did give me a boner.” In the second verse, IVF and having a baby didn’t hold her back from dating or getting some: “I’ve been on Raya while on IVF / PTSD from all the tests / Hormonal rants on IG / Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding.” Perhaps it’s the third verse that’s most eye-popping: “My body’s a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive / Got a whole universe inside that exists between my thighs /… My babymaker’s got twenty in the clip, ready to fire.” Wow! “Sexistential” is… something else. Yep.

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Robyn, Sexistential: Spicy Tunez No. 9 (2026)

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9. Mrpoppa85, “Nut Till U Cry”

“Nut Till U Cry” » Back Beaters University » 2026

“Fuckin’ ain’t easy (Fuckin’) / It’s work / Fuckin’ is work (Fuckin’) / Hmm, fuck you out your shirt and skirt (Fuckin’ cry).”

A few short lines into “Nut Till U Cry”, Mrpoppa85 (Terry Boone Jr.) is brutally honest. As the penetrator, he has to put in work! You might say, he gives zero fucks 🤭. Technically, there are eight fucks given, rather, included… The sensual “Nut Till U Cry” is clearly NOT SAFE FOR WORK. The title gives that away as it is clear Mrpoppa85 is not talking about cashews, peanuts, or walnuts. The nut he references is the gift discovered by adolescent males worldwide 🥹. Playtime hits a lot different than goo-goo-ga-ga, and even more different when participating with someone else 😈.

Although he gets nasty, Mrpoppa85 brings it vocally. He sounds soulful and, unsurprisingly, he is fully invested in this nut 🤭. No nut left behind! In the second verse, he’s “applying pressure,” and adds, “Pushin’ me (Take this, take this dick, baby) / No hands, that’s it…” Oh, snap! In the third verse, he asserts, “Beat that pussy ‘til it hurts so (‘Til it hurts so good, good, good).” All the while Mrpoppa85 sings about his sexual endeavors, he gets an approving response from the background singers. It must be good! The crowning achievement is the ejaculation, I mean, the chorus. We all know what goes down:

“Nut ‘til you cry (Yeah, yeah)

Nut ‘til you cry, cry

… (Aw shit, aw shit, aw shit, aw shit, aw shit, aw shit).”

Yeah, aw shit indeed. “Nut Till U Cry” isn’t a deep cut, except for that penetration from the 🍆. Even though it’s all about pleasure, this is an enjoyable song that is the perfect catalyst for some bedroom action. Beyond Mrpoppa85 and the background vocalists’ sex-positive pipes, the musical backdrop encourages that bedroom boom, too! Nut soooo good it’ll make you cry, cry, cry, cry!

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10. Peaches, “No Lube So Rude”

No Lube So Rude » Kill Rock Stars » 2026

“Make you scream / Spritz it like a wet dream.”

Now that is quite the lyric! Bisexual Canadian feminist musician, producer, director, and performance artist Peaches (Merrill Nisker, b. 1966) never fails to bring the heat. She remains potent to the nth degree on her bold, unapologetic single, “No Lube So Rude”. There is no shortage of eyebrow-raising lyrics. “No Lube So Rude” is the third track from her seventh studio album of the same name. Peaches wrote and produced this striking no-lube gem.

“No Lube So Rude” begins with a thudding kick. Eventually, there are some pummeling, jungle-like drums, which match the rawness of this record. Additionally, rhythmic, colorful synths shine within the initial minimalist accompaniment. But it’s Peaches and those unapologetic lyrics that draw the most attention. “If you wanna tug / We can rub right here / Bring the strap right here / All caps right here.” Oh, snap, Peaches! It doesn’t stop there: “In the back / In the front / In the cunt / Juicy plump / Take a sip / We can stuff / We can fluff.” Wow! Expectedly, the titular lyrics get some love before even more sexual lyrics arrive. “Bag of nuts / Bag of tricks / Suck my bits,” she asserts, and continues, “Do you like to bottom / Like to top / Like to switch / Like to flop.” Well, she has it all covered, doesn’t she?! Later, she informs us she ran out of lube; hence, “No lube, so rude.” Rude indeed… like, painful… Peaches gives no fucks in her performance – she’s all business with her primarily un-pitched performance. However, on the word “Lube,” she is pitched. As the record progresses, it adds more instruments (synths, additional programming). Also, Peaches provides even more oomph. Truly a piece of work, “No Lube So Rude” is entertaining and of course, not safe for work (“When you show up dry / Lube is smoothin’ out the ride”). Never change, Peaches!

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11. Artemas, “control yourself”

getting up to no good » Artemas » 2026

“Caroline / Do you like when I say your name?”

Well, do you, Caroline? Artemas (Artemas Diamandis) seems to be referencing the song “Caroline” from his 2024 mixtape, yustyna. In that song, Mr. Diamandis asserts, “Caroline, you should break up with your girl / For the night, let me fucking rock your world.” On “control yourself”, the 12^th and final track from his 2026 tape, getting up to no good, Caroline seems to be enticing Artemas, ferociously. “You know what you’re doing with that tight dress on / Pressed against your body with no panties on,” he sings in the pre-chorus, and continues, “Started breathing on me, and it felt so wrong / Started touching on me, and it felt so wrong.” Holy fuck feels like an appropriate reaction… Anyway, Artemas wrote and produced this naughty pop cut.

“Control yourself” commences enigmatically. Notably, the sound of musical accompaniment is brighter than usual… or at least, less dark for an Artemas song. Still, Diamandis gets it in, as evidenced by the pre-chorus. Even thinking with his pants, Artemas sings beautifully, incredibly enthusiastic, infuses plenty of personality, and packs more punch than usual. Also, the musical accompaniment is vibrant. Still, it is his sexual endeavors that capture our attention most. In the second verse, Artemas admits he “broke my girl’s heart for a taste.” Making matters worse, his girlfriend doesn’t know it… I guess until she hears the song 😏. But Diamandis can’t avoid her and yield not to temptation! Instead, per the pre-chorus, “Baby, when I’m with you, can’t control myself / If I don’t get to fuck you, won’t forgive myself.” See, I told you holy fuck was an appropriate reaction… maybe it’s more of an unholy fuck to be honest… In the chorus, the centerpiece, Artemas, continues to be honest about his horniness. Seems like Caroline is a baddie!

“But I don’t even know you, girl, control yourself

I’m tryin’ not to give in, but I know myself

I know I shouldn’t trust you, but I want to

Yeah, I want to, and I want you.”

Artemas should’ve avoided Caroline like the plague, at least in his personal life. In terms of the song “control yourself”, however, it’s hard not to eat up the sexy sugar, honey, iced tea he continues to serve up.

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12. Sukihana, “Up On Me”

“Up On Me” » Sukihana/AWAL Recordings Ltd. » 2025

“Put this pussy on the plate, treat it like a dinner date / Handstand in the front seat on the interstate.”

Ooh-wee, Sukihana (Destiny Henderson), you’re a bad girl! The rapper keeps it freaky, nasty, and sex-positive on her brief but potent banger, “Up On Me”. From the jump, sex is the modus operandi, further illustrated by a provocative music video that is focused on her ASSets. Notably, the video caption reads, ‘Sukihana drops a bop for her coochie girls!!!!’ Sukihana wrote “Up On Me” with Yoko. Dinuzzo produced it.

Playful, novel-sounding piano riffs commence “Up On Me.” These riffs sound like they shouldn’t be anywhere near a rap song. The silly-sounding, ragtime-like keys appeared more than two decades earlier on the Ying Yang Twins banger, “Say I Yi Yi”. The song/sample fuels Sukihana’s fire, including when the musical accompaniment transforms into a nasty-sounding, malicious, minor-key backdrop. The ear-catching sounds include colorful synths, bright keys, and the souped-up sub-bass of the 808s. The ‘rinky-dink’ piano riff recurs after the first and second verses, during the fast-paced, brief chorus. Sukihana asserts:

“I got my hands up on my knees

And my bows on my thighs

I like to twerk, and that’s for certain

He can tell, cuz I’m fly

I want some ice, and he gon’ buy it…

I-yi-yi-yi-yi.”

Sukihana keeps it bold, unapologetic, and sexual to the nth degree. The first verse has plenty of naughtiness to sink one’s teeth into. “Call him daddy when he slap me on my ass cheek,” she spits, and adds, “I bust it like a fully automatic,” intact with gun sounds. “My pussy so good, I got to stay with my pistol,” she brags, and encourages her coochie girls to “Stand on your toes, make it clap until that coochie fart.” Yes, she goes there referencing vaginal flatulence, aka queefing. The second verse has plenty of eyebrow-raising moments, too. “We outside popping pussy on the Pontiac,” she proclaims, and adds, “A lot of these bitches can’t fuck with me / Even in a sundress, you can see the booty mean [?].” Confident, she asserts, “My face real pretty, and my body on fleek,” and adds, “Pop that ass out, make it jiggle when you walk.” The big takeaway from “Up On Me” is that Sukihana doesn’t give a fuck; the focus is on S meets E, then they X. Take this one with a grain of salt, and certainly NOT at work!

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13. Jonny Englsh, “Gooning and Edging”

Meme Music » Prism Productions » 2024

“I been gooning, I be edging.”

👀 Um, okay Jonny Englsh (Jonathan Brandt Meadows)… you do you, boo. “Gooning and Edging” is the eighth and final track from his 2024 album, Meme Music. The album title tells you NOT to take it seriously. Englsh wrote and produced this intriguing, NSFW song. He doesn’t curse, mind you, but there are a few instances where masturbatory songs are safe for places of employment.

“Gooning and Edging” commences with a spoken-word intro in Spanish: “Música de los memes.” Post-intro, Englsh is gassed up by sweet, sensual-sounding music. Listening to the backdrop, it sounds like sex, or at least, sexual experiences. That is when Jonny informs us of his, um, solo practices. Everything he sings should be taken with a grain of salt, of course. See the chorus, the main section of the song:

“Sometimes I be gooning it

Sometimes I be edging

Yeah I tried that jelq technique

And yeah, I get to stretching I

Be Looksmaxxing, lengthmaxxing, Girthmaxxing. Chubmaxxing

Every day I get it in Every day I get it in.”

Lawd have mercy! With gooning and edging previously covered, according to WebMD, jelqing is a penis enlargement technique. Of course, using context clues, Englsh confirms this in the following line as he focuses on stretching his manhood. He also maximizes lots of things, including the controversial looksmaxxing. The lyrics are shallow and brutally honest. In the bridge, Jonny asserts, “I’ve been edging for so long.” TMI. In the verse, his philosophy seems a bit off: “If you’re not a gooner, than your just a goner / If you’re not an edger, than your just a predator.” That said, isn’t this the mindset of some of these influencers that those who don’t participate are losers, essentially? In short, “Gooning and Edging” is what it is… something else!

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Jonny Englsh, Gooning and Edging: Spicy Tunez No. 33 (2026)

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14.kwn, “touch myself”

and all pride aside » RCA Records » 2026

“I touch myself just thinkin’ about you.”

Kwn said, rather, sang, what she said on “touch myself”, PERIODT! It is the fourth track from her 2026 album, and all pride aside. Kwn and producers FaxOnly and Zeek wrote it. “Touch myself” shines for a variety of reasons. The shine begins with the lush, sensual contemporary R&B backdrop. Early on, beyond the keys and synths, there are stormy sound effects. I love the use of pitched-down vocals, which recur within the accompaniment. Kwn delivers beautiful vocals. You can hear the authenticity and sincerity in her vocal performance. I adore her rich, low register, as well as the ad-libs and runs. Beyond her lead vocals and the pitch-shifted vocals, I love the background vocals that appear throughout the song. The theme and lyrics encompass desire. “Oh, I’ve been fiendin’ for your body / It’s concernin’ how much I’m invested,” she sings in the first verse, and continues, “Girl, I’m yearnin’ and it’s hurtin’ / Knowin’ you not up in my bed.” Ooh-wee! In the second, she admits to being “sexually frustrated” and asks her to “Come and take a tour of this bedroom floor / On all fours.” The chorus, excerpted earlier, is the crème de la crème. The bridge distinguishes itself from everything else. Notably, it features a starkly different harmonic progression. Still, the lyrics are related to everything else (“So come right on and touch me, girl / I am not, not no pillow princess / I can’t wait up no more”). Post-bridge, the listener is treated to a timely modulation that ups the ante. All told, “touch myself” is not only a superb bedroom cut but also ranks among the best songs of 2026.

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15. The Boot Scootin’ Sissies, “Jesus, Take the Lube”

Balls Deep in the Bible Belt » DistroKid » 2025

“I was sittin’ in traffic, hard as a rock / Dashboard shakin’ to the beat of my cock…”

😳 😳 😳… I’d say WE LISTEN, AND WE DON’T JUDGE, BUT we are definitely judging here! “I looked to the skies and said, ‘Lord, I’m weak’ / With a bottle full of Jergens and a mind full of freak / The devil’s in my pants and I can’t break through.” Yep, that sounds about right… AI-created country band, The Boot Scootin’ Sissies is something else. That’s an understatement! The song at hand, “Jesus, Take the Lube”, is the fourth track from The Boot Scootin’ Sissies’ gay country album, Balls Deep in the Bible Belt. Lead guitarist Willie Stroker (did you catch that last name 😏), and The Boot Scootin’ Sissies penned this queer joint while Randy Bottoms produced it. In the lyric video caption, The Boot Scootin’ Sissies provide the backstory on “Jesus, Take The Lube,” and it is one for the ages. It should come as no surprise that it involves masturbation… An excerpt from the masturbatory commentary:

Seconds later, with sweat pouring and AM gospel blaring, he [Willie Stroker] shouted “Jesus, take the lube!” and nearly rear-ended a Subaru full of youth pastors. He says he blacked out during climax and came to writing lyrics in the fog on his own windshield. The rest of the band helped shape the verses, but the soul of the song, the desperation, the shame, the slippery grace, belongs entirely to Willie.

God damn, I mean, God bless 🙏!

It goes without saying that most country songs don’t tackle choking the chicken. There are non-AI exceptions, of course, but masturbation is rare in country music. But, it’s front and center with The Boot Scootin’ Sissies. The theme and lyrics are surprising, but the sound of the record is familiar for country music: the twang, guitars, fiddle, etc. Still, it’s the narrative that takes the cake. The chorus is the crowning achievement, in all of its self-pleasuring glory… or hell:

“Jesus, take the lube

I’m two strokes from hell

My balls are achin’, Lord, I’m shakin’

You know this grip too well

If I bust through these Wrangler jeans

Let it baptize the dash and set me clean.”

My God, today! There is a variation, where our horny protagonist is “‘bout to blow / Got nut on my jeans and fog on the window.” Of course, it doesn’t end with the chorus. While he’s jerking it in the car, he asserts, “Had my eyes rolled back / Right hand in place / Then I saw Jesus in the License Plate.” A divine vision? Nope, more like WWJD – What would Jesus do? Of course, he makes it clear that the acronym on the license plate was “Starin’ straight at my meat.” Jesus! Later, there may be divine intervention, though I have some doubts: “The engine stalled / My speakers blew, / And I swore I heard Moan, too.” Plus, he goes on to sing about nutting, a “jizz-stained breeze,” his “junk on his knees,” and “smelling his own prayer.” The big takeaway from “Jesus, Take the Lube” is never underestimate the power of man, lust, and his junk. This song, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt. Oh, and it shouldn’t be played anywhere near the workplace…

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Published by the musical hype on July 13, 2026July 13, 2026