Jonny Englsh, Gooning and Edging | Spicy Tunez

In the 33^rd edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Gooning and Edging” by Jonny Englsh.

Aww, shee-it! Prepare to be shooketh! Spicy Tunez is a column filled with naughty, sometimes controversial, and NSFW songs 👀.  Some songs merely dabble in innuendo and suggestiveness.  Others, however, go whole-hog and embrace a give-no-fucks aesthetic, thrive on sexual endeavors, utter shock value, and sometimes find themselves firmly embroiled in censorship… DUN, DUN, DUN! Spicy Tunez consolidates those Controversial Songs and that piping hot, sensually charged Midnight Heat. In the 33^rd edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Gooning and Edging” by Jonny Englsh. 

👀 Um, okay Jonny Englsh (Jonathan Brandt Meadows)… you do you, boo. “Gooning and Edging” is the eighth and final track from his 2024 album, Meme Music.  The title of the album tells you NOT to take it seriously. Just in case you are naïve, you can brush up or educate yourself on gooning and edging (non-pornographic links).  Englsh wrote and produced this intriguing, NSFW song.  He doesn’t curse, mind you, but there are few instances where masturbatory songs are safe for places of employment.

“Gooning and Edging” commences with a spoken word intro in Spanish: “Música de los memes.” Yep, the song hails from Englsh’s Meme Music.  Post-intro, Englsh is gassed up by sweet, sensual-sounding music. Listening to the backdrop, it sounds like sex, or at least, sexual experiences.  That is when Jonny informs us of his, um, solo practices.  Everything he sings should be taken with a grain of salt, of course. See the chorus, the main section of the song:

“Sometimes I be gooning it

Sometimes I be edging

Yeah I tried that jelq technique

And yeah, I get to stretching I

Be Looksmaxxing, lengthmaxxing, Girthmaxxing. Chubmaxxing

Every day I get it in Every day I get it in.”

Lawd have mercy!  Better yet, god day-um! With gooning and edging previously covered, according to WebMD, jelqing is a penis enlargement technique. Of course, using context clues, Englsh confirms this in the following line as he focuses on stretching his manhood.  He also maximizes lots of things, including the controversial looksmaxxing.  As you can see, the lyrics aren’t poetic.  They are shallow and brutally honest.  In the bridge, Jonny asserts, “I’ve been edging for so long.” TMI.  In the verse, his philosophy seems a bit off:  “If you’re not a goner, than your just a goner / If you’re not an edger, than your just a predator.”  That said, isn’t this the mindset of some of these influencers that those who don’t participate are losers, essentially? In short, “Gooning and Edging” is what it is… something else!

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Jonny Englsh » Meme Music » Prism Productions » 2024

Jonny Englsh, Gooning and Edging: Spicy Tunez No. 33 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Prism Productions; Rizwan Aslam from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson from Pixabay]

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