21 Incredibly Naughty Eggplant 🍆 Songs

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21 Incredibly Naughty Eggplant Songs feature songs by Doja Cat, Little Big, Trey Lewis, ur pretty, Victoria Monét, and Young Nudy.

It may surprise you, but, many musicians have written and recorded phallic songs. Writing about male private parts is much more common than you’d envision. Some musicians are more refined when they reference the eggplant. Others don’t sugarcoat it – there is no ‘dicking’ around it. When it comes to 21 Incredibly Naughty Eggplant Songs, the requirement is simple: all songs selected must reference the beloved male member, the penis, with its many names! Musicians who deliver songs that pay ode to the eggplant on 21 Incredibly Naughty Eggplant Songs are Doja Cat, Little Big, Trey Lewis, ur pretty, Victoria Monét, and Young Nudy. So, without further ado, let’s feast on the eggplant … songs !

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1. Victoria Monét, “DickAtNight”	2. Trey Lewis, “Dicked Down in Dallas”	3. JT, “DOD”	4. Only Fire, “Dicks & Drugs”
5. Doja Cat, “Gun”	6. ur pretty, “Fill Me Up”	7. Young Nudy, “Peaches & Eggplants” (Ft. Latto & Sexyy Red)	8. Tokeyo, “Dick”
9. K. Michelle, “Wherever the D May Land” (Ft. Gloss Up)	10. Little Big, “Big Dick”	11. Megan Thee Stallion, “Do It on the Tip” (Ft. City Girls)	12. DigBar, “BBC Buffet”
13. David Shawty & Yungster Jack, “Kiss My Own Dick”	14. GloRilla, “Nut Too Quick”	15. Jonny McGovern, “Dickmatized”	16. Kevin Gates, “Thinking with my Dick” (Ft. Juicy J)
17. Lil Dicky, “Jail (Pt. 1)”	18. Homoflexual, “Suck & Grab (pt.1)”	19. StarBoi3, “Dick” (Ft. Doja Cat)	20. Mickey Avalon, “My Dick”
21. Brainbombs, “Lipstick on My Dick”

1. Victoria Monét, “DickAtNight”

Jaguar II: Deluxe // RCA // 2024

“I had a couple of shots in a tequila glass / And maybe that’s why I’ve been out here shakin’ ass.” Oh, snap! Grammy-winning R&B singer/songwriter Victoria Monét unleashes her desires on “DickAtNight”, a highlight from Jaguar II: Deluxe. Amazingly, Monét is classy with her delivery. Her vocal performance is refined. The musical accompaniment, likewise, is sophisticated. The backdrop features jazzy horns, warm piano, and eventually, a sensational, inescapable groove. Even though Monét embraces the music of old, her freak is firmly planted in the sex-positivity of the times. Monét penned “DickAtNight” with producers D’Mile and Camper with sickening results. The tequila shots Victoria mentions are the first sign of naughty things to come. She continues in the chorus, “And if I’m being honest, I think it’s time for me to get laid / Dick at night, I’m trying to get some dick tonight.” Those lyrics need no further analysis – they speak for themselves. But, if you live under a rock, Monét adds for good measure, “I’m tryna get dicked down tonight.” Damn, girl! Besides the chorus, there is one verse where Victoria breaks from celibacy despite the fact she “can’t be out her getting wet just for the hell of it.” Her requests: “I need some head and shit” and, “Need you to leave me dickmatized.” Adding to the beauty of this raunchy cut are sublime background vocals. Monét concludes “DickAtNight” with a bang that keeps it jazzy: “I love dick at night / Dick at night.” Can you blame her?

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Victoria Monét, DickAtNight: Midnight Heat 90 (2024)

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2. Trey Lewis, “Dicked Down in Dallas”

“Dicked Down in Dallas” // Trey Lewis // 2020

“She’s gettin’ dicked down in Dallas, railed out in Raleigh / Tag teamed up in Tennessee / Analed in Austin, butt-fucked in Boston / Givin’ neck down in New Orleans.” When country music goes explicit, it’s a sight to behold, rather ‘hear’ and analyze. “Dicked Down in Dallas” breaks the unsaid rule that country music must be moderately family friendly.  Trey Lewis missed the message with NSFW sex references. I mean, you can’t talk about being “butt-fucked” in a country song! I guess it’s good he at least kept the references to anal ‘straight’ – can you imagine the outcry if he went gay? Phew! “Dicked Down in Dallas” should be ‘taken with a grain of salt,’ period.  It’s tongue-in-cheek, not meant to be taken seriously.  Furthermore, even if it is taken literally, isn’t the woman’s sex life her business?  The sexual references and profanity bring sheer raunch that’s entertaining AF. Sorry kids and old people who don’t enjoy or condone f-bombs! “Puttin’ me through hell, fuckin’ someone else / Now I’m the one on my knees,” Lewis sings, continuing, “Prayin’ she’ll come back, gimme that sweet ass / But I already know that she’s gettin’ dicked down in Dallas.” Holy Fuck – “Dicked Down in Dallas” is something else! “Dicked Down in Dallas” accomplishes its task to shock people. Blunt sex in country music, let alone dare mention anal? Wow! If nothing else, this controversial joint provides filthy entertainment. 

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3. JT, “DOD”

City Cinderella // Quality Control Music / Motown // 2024

“I ain’t never ran from the dick (Never) / Smack it from the back, I’m a dance on the dick (Ow).” Ooh-wee! Holy smokes, JT! JT, known as one half of the female rap duo, City Girls, doesn’t hold back on “DOD”, the fifth track from her debut mixtape, City Cinderella. “DOD” is an acronym for dance on [the] dick . Charming. In the chorus, the section to beat on this dick-driven joint, “Slide down the pole and land on the dick / Spit, no hands on the dick (ugh) / Let me get on top, I’ma dance on the dick (ow).” It’s ‘clear as mud’ what she’s getting at, right? Damn right! Who helps JT dance on the D? Boysarerolling, CuBeatz, and Xander Linnet produce, giving JT a banging and sickening backdrop. Part of the allure of the backdrop is the world music cues, specifically the sitar and percussion sounds from India. Once the beat drops JT kicks ass and takes names!

The chorus is the section to beat. That’s where the dick dancing takes place! But, JT also ‘gets it in’ throughout two verses. The lyrics are eloquent… said no one, ever. “I’m a badass bitch with my rich ass (JT) / I need a big dick nigga with a big bag,” she spits in the first verse, adding, “Come fuck me standing up, I’m a dance on the dick / Chinese splits, I’ma land on the dick.” NSFW, NSFW, NSFW! For good measure, she informs us, “Pussy so wet, he go and swim this shit.” There’s even more unapologetic naughtiness in the second verse: “Hiss, moving like a snake in this bitch / I clap, my ass’ll start a earthquake in this bitch.” Gah-day-um! “DOD” is not deep or safe for work, but, it’s a surefire, entertaining, sexed-up rap banger. The midnight heat is scorching!

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4. Only Fire, “Dicks & Drugs”

“Dicks & Drugs” // Only Fire // 2024

“Fuck your kisses and your hugs / I want dicks and drugs.” Oh, wow, Only Fire! The lyrics on “Dicks & Drugs” are honest and transparent – an open book. To Metal Magazine, Only Fire described himself as “an electronic artist with catchy beats and a dirty mind.” He penned and produced this bold, unapologetic dance joint. The lyrics in the verse continue: “I don’t ever pay for shit / I suck all of my plugs.” So, breaking this down. The goal is sex and illegal substances, with the payment being fellatio, aka oral sex. Noted… The lyrics don’t become tamer as “Dicks & Drugs” progresses – shocking, right ? “Coke, speed, ketamine / Methamphetamine / I boof it all up my ass / While his dick is in.” Damn, Daniel, rather, damn, Only Fire ! More details regarding the ‘happening’ are provided too. This includes “White stains on my panties / White stains under my nose,” and, “Pussy pretty and pink like a rose .” At one point, the desire for ‘the D’ is, um, well, pronounced!

“Give me the D, I’m burning up from all the G

Give me the D, my body shaking from the T

Give me the D, quick before I OD

Give me the D, please just put it in me.”

The lyrics speak for themselves . Beyond the sexed-up lyrics and playful, robotic female vocals, the accompanying instrumental is superb. The beat is infectious, the synths are tasty, and the vibe gives a seedy club. The minor-key “Dicks & Drugs” is the perfect addition to any club-oriented playlist.

Appears in :

Only Fire, Dicks & Drugs: Midnight Heat 79 (2024)

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5. Doja Cat, “Gun”

Scarlet // Kemosabe / RCA // 2023

It shouldn’t surprise you to hear that “Gun,” the seventh track from Scarlet, the fourth studio album by Grammy-winning rapper/singer Doja Cat (Amala Dlamini), is about a natural gun. “Baby, I know how to use a gun… / I can make that dick go fuckin’ grrah-ta, ta-ta-ta.” Enough said! “Gun” features lush, rhythmic synths, anchored by a trap beat (produced by Kurtis McKenzie, f a l l e n, and Boobie). Amala gives us plenty of game. In the first verse, it’s “I said, James Dean, let me in them jeans,” and, “Hide it in my pussy like you hide it in yo’ sleeve.” In the second verse, she shocks with, “Shoot it down my throat but with a silencer, nigga” () and, “Jump on that machine and load the turret, give ‘em friction, ayy / Cock it when I walk into the room…” “Gun” is an ‘eggplant’ song through and through.

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6. ur pretty, “Fill Me Up”

“Fill Me Up” // ur pretty // 2023

“So fuck me in my booty ‘til I pass out from the pain / We can make a movie, damn, I love to scream your name.” Woo! Let’s unpack what ur pretty, a musical alter ego of Jake Hill sings in the chorus of  “Fill Me Up”.  Ur pretty owns his role as a bottom, getting pounded, and screaming his partner’s name. He continues singing in the NSFW chorus, “Don’t you stop until you cum, I love it when you fill me up / Kiss me, say you miss me as it’s dripping down my nuts.” Obviously, the gay sex is lit !  Backtracking a bit, the first verse of this titillating record isn’t particularly gay. By the time that chorus hits though, the gayness is loud and clear. In the post-chorus, Hill desires to “fuck all night,” considering “it’s such a vibe,” as well as “feeling so alive when you put it in my butt.” In the second verse, there’s oral: “Now, he’s pushing my head down in between his legs / Slurp, slurp, slurp…” There’s objectification: “He’s got a nice ass, and that dick is real fat.” There’s more anal play (“I taste so sweet, he’s licking my crack”) and mayonnaise (“I just want my face covered in your nut”). “Fill Me Up” is brutally honest and totally NSFW!

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7. Young Nudy, “Peaches & Eggplants” (Ft. Latto & Sexyy Red)

“Peaches & Eggplants” // Young Nudy LLC / RCA // 2023

“Boaw, boaw, boaw, boaw, boaw, boaw in your ho, yeah.” Those sound effects by Young Nudy are intriguing… if that’s even the right word to describe it. They appear on the remix of “Peaches & Eggplants” where Nudy taps female rappers Latto and Sexyy Redd for the assist (the original features 21 Savage by the way. This sexed-up joint, anchored by a banging beat and a minimalist backdrop (COUPE) is not safe for work in the least. Last time I checked, only a select few places of employment approve of songs featuring f-bombs and genital references. Should “Peaches & Eggplants” be taken seriously? Absolutely not. Following the intro and the chorus filled with boaw sound effects, Young Nudy hands over the reins to the females. Sexyy Redd is true to self in her outlandish, unapologetic verse. The St. Louis rapper doesn’t show much range – it’s all pleasure, in TMI fashion. Examples of where Sexyy could’ve allowed us to use our imagination: “Take-take It off when you finna nut / Told him, ‘Shoot that shit on my butt.’” Furthermore, she encourages him to “Dick me down, dick me down, dick me down /… Eat me out, eat me out, eat me out.” As for Latto, she delivers a verse filled with personality (and sex) as well, though tamer than her counterpart. Still, she’s not that innocent either (“I got a peach on the back like a plate / I got him eatin’ my booty on tape”). “Peaches & Eggplants” is what it is. There’s not much substance, but plenty of sex.

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8. Tokeyo, “Dick”

“Dick” // Tokeyo // 2022 

“Some big dick the only thing that a bitch want.”  Holy $hi†! Well, Tokeyo (Tokeyo Peterson), at least you are being honest about your desires! Honestly, would we expect any less on a single entitled, “Dick”? “Dick” is about exactly what you think it is (that big D energy, baby), and if you were not sure what it was about going into it, well, Tokeyo makes it crystal clear. Peterson is incredibly confident and unapologetic over a nasty, hard-hitting beat (LJ Kappes). He’s a proud, openly gay man who, quote, “Need a Tyrone like Miss Badu / Got that good, good shit, I’mma find you.” Woo! Obviously, “Dick” is not intended for family-friendly spaces – PERIOD. Unless your workplace is incredibly liberal and sex-positive, this is the type of record you listen to in the comfort of your home, your ride, a gay club, your air pods – you get the picture! Picture this: “Tryna feel in my gut, tryna bust me a nut.” Give it to Tokeyo – he’s fearless on this gay rap banger, which gets an epic, fittingly gay music video (The guys are muy caliente, btw). Tokeyo gives us something to talk about. 

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9. K. Michelle, “Wherever the D May Land” (Ft. Gloss Up)

I’m The Problem // Chase Landin, LLC d/b/a No Color No Sound // 2023

“Wherever the dick may land / I ain’t fightin’ for no man,” the always blunt and unapologetic K. Michelle sings in the chorus of “Wherever The D May Land”. She continues, singing, “This shout out my hands / Wherever the dick may land.” Anytime a nether member – a private part – somehow finds its title in a song, or is mentioned specifically in a song, it’s tailor-made for a sex song. “Wherever The D May Land” finds Michelle collaborating with female rapper, Gloss Up. This bold joint, full of THAT attitude, appears as the ninth track on Michelle’s 2023 LP, I’m The Problem.   

The chorus is a big deal on this explicit little joint. However, K. Michelle also drops a couple of verses and the chorus.  In the first verse, she makes it clear she does NOT need him. Why? “He ain’t nothin’ special, I just wanted him for sex / Put a line through that nigga, yeah, that’s why he’s called my ex.” Damn, Daniel! In the second verse, she’s self-sufficient – she doesn’t need his money – and if he can’t hit right, well, “I can pass it to your friend if you don’t know what to do.” Mercy!  Later, in the refrain, a section distinguished from the chorus, the R&B singer makes it clear “There’s so many men to go around / We go through them like the lost and found…” As for Gloss Up, the self-proclaimed Memphis bitch “Known change my niggas like I change clothes.” Woo! Furthermore, flipping the script on the men, “He wanna brag about this kitty, I don’t mean to boast / But the way he goin’ crazy, he want me to have his babies / Told him he just the replacement, I see why these niggas hatin’.” A wordy, three-and-a-half-minute song, so many more lyrics could be analyzed.  Ear-catching thanks to lyrics (the production by Peter Eddins and Kenneth Payro is respectable), “Wherever The D May Land” is something else.  

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10. Little Big, “Big Dick”

Funeral Rave // Little Big // 2015

“My dick is big, my dick is very big / My dick is big, is big, my dick is very big.” Can you guess what the song, “Big Dick”, is about? In this confident, shallow, NSFW, colorful electro-pop/dance song by Russian, Los Angeles-based rave band Little Big, size matters. Depth is not the modus operandi. Big dick is. Little Big is currently comprised of Ilya “Ilich” Prusikin and Sonya Tayurskaya. Prusikin is deeply entrenched in the dickery (), while former member Olympia Ivleva is highly involved too (“His dick is big”).

“Big Dick” is high-energy. You could say there’s a heaping dose of BDE (). Being a rave band, the song sounds like a rave with its sleek electronic sound palette. Ilya is the man, again, a ‘big’ man: “My dick’s so big, it needs its own / My dick’s so big, it lives next door / My dick’s so big, that all I want / Is fuck the world (Is fuck the world).” Takeaway: it’s fucking big! Adding to the size, he and Olympia assert that the huge member “Will be our president.” ‘Merica! Also, for good measure, it’s “so big, it’s behind you / It follows you.” So, what else is there to say? Nothing! “Big Dick” reveals its cards from the beginning, plus, the music video is a ‘sight to behold.’ Hint: it features a gargantuan… eggplant .

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Little Big, Big Dick: Midnight Heat 91 (2024)

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11. Megan Thee Stallion, “Do It on the Tip” (Ft. City Girls)

Good News // 1501 Certified Ent. LLC / 300 Entertainment // 2020

“I would never trip about any old dick.” Word, Megan Thee Stallion. The Grammy-winning rapper is as unapologetic as ever on “Do It on the Tip”, the fourth track from her debut album, Good News. In this phallic joint, she enlists the services of City Girls, who, like Meg, excel at sexed-up songs . “Do It on the Tip” exemplifies that “real hot girl shit,” particularly considering the repetitive chorus, “Do it on the dick, do it on the dick, do it, do it.” Nothing is left to the imagination. Megan, JT, and Yung Miami DO NOT censor anything. The male member gets a lot of mentions on this NSFW banger, but Megan focuses on being a ‘bad bitch’ in the first verse: “I got a couple bitches mad ‘cause I don’t fuck with them no more / But since you say you so unbothered, what you speaking to me for.” WOO! In the third verse, she makes it clear, “I ain’t in no competition with these hoes at all / I should own a bakery way niggas bring the cake to me.” Nuff said! JT and Yung Miami focus more on the stick in the second verse: “Clap this ass on that dick, I’ma spazz on that dick / Go to sleep, take a nap, I’ma crash on that dick.” Better yet, what about “Ice cube , peanut pussy, eat it, soufflé / These hoes my sons, I should call ‘em O’Shea.” There have been nastier, raunchier songs by both Megan Thee Stallion and City Girls, but “Do It on the Tip” successfully exudes midnight heat .

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Megan Thee Stallion, Do It on the Tip: Midnight Heat 93 (2023)

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12. DigBar, “BBC Buffet”

Welcome to DigBar’s World // DigBar // 2022

“Hey, hey / Can you turn me gay? / Grab my balls and play / At the BBC Buffet.” Holy shit ! DigBar is unapologetic from the start of “BBC Buffet”. For those not well versed on gay lingo, BBC is an acronym for big black cock. Continuing the chorus of the 18^th track from his 2022 project, Welcome to DigBar’s World, he raps, “Hey / Can you throw it back? / Give me that nut sack / Booty nice and fat, fat, fat, fat.” Woo! In this NSFW, parental advisory explicit lyrics joint, the rapper enlists KolossalKocks (you read right) for the assist. “BBC Buffet” is a big trip – size matters, after all !

There are no shortage of wild, sexed-up lyrics throughout “BBC Buffet.” “See a big booty nigga, he get flagged down / My dick like a gun, Imma bust me a how mag now,” DigBar asserts in the first verse. Notably, he seems open to various guys – different personalities, different bodies, etc. Memorably, he spits, “One… dude in my butt / Two… niggas playin’ with my nuts / Three… niggas up in my guts / Four big black niggas calling me a slut.” Damn! In the second verse, as he’s headed to the BBC Buffet, four big guys inform him and his ‘friend,’ Tyrone, “‘Take your clothes off or you cannot go inside’ / So we listened like the nigga was our master.” KolossalKocks enters into the mix, maintaining and expanding on the explicitness. Per Kolossal, “It’s the perfect place for horny niggas packing cake / They will spray you down with frosting right before they have a taste.” … Oh, there’s more! “Horny at the table, then I caught a whiff of DigBar / His booty smellin’ elegant, his rectum got my dick hard…” There’s even more whether it’s “Saw the menu on his cheeks, he got cake just like a baker,” and “Lil Nas X fuckin’ landed on my pipe tip / He started twerking on my dick with a nice split / Look at DigBar, he already got his pipe gripped.” There’s even, even more, but, it’s a lot to take in – literally ! “BBC Buffet” is something else!

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DigBar, BBC Buffet: Midnight Heat 85 (2023)

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13. David Shawty & Yungster Jack, “Kiss My Own Dick”

“Kiss My Own Dick” // nitemarepacc // 2020

“Aw, fuck, I kissed my own dick, damn.” Well, that’s, um, a skill, I suppose. “Kiss My Own Dick” by David Shawty and Yungster Jack, lacks substance – an understatement. There’s not much here, but it’s (1) ear-catching, (2) entertaining, and (3) worth commentating on. David Shawty and Yungster Jack are concerned about their penis , specifically, receiving pleasure. That’s the SIZE of it ! After Shawty delivers the excerpted gem from the intro, he ‘launches the rocket’ in the chorus:

“Kiss my own dick

Then she suck me in the bathroom, ate her own kids

Nutted in her mouth, then I kissed her

Think I shot it on her face like some glitter.”

JESUS !!! He goes on to drop more ‘erect’ bars in the verse, which initiates with “She drinkin’ nut, fill up a pitcher.” O…M…G… . To ‘enjoy himself,’ Yungster Jack had his “ribs removed” – Yikes ! Of course, it’s not only up to him to create pleasure: “She’s throwin’ that neck like a hula hoop” and “She-she-she just, she just sucked my dick in a Honda.” What else is there to say?

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14. GloRilla, “Nut Too Quick”

Anyways, Life’s Great… // CMG / Interscope // 2022

“He could’ve been my favorite sneaky link, but he just nut quick.” Oh, snap! We are not talking about peanuts, but the penis is involved! These 2020s female rappers keep it a buck , don’t they? On “Nut Quick”, per GloRilla, these men ejaculate too quickly aka nut quick aka premature ejaculation. According to the deep-voiced Memphis rapper on the seventh track from Anyways, Life’s Great…, she “Found out I was pregnant, got it gone, and I ain’t fucked since.” Wow… “Nut Quick” was produced by Arayonthetrack, BounceGoHard, and AyoRay. She’s backed by a hard-nosed, mean-sounding, minor-key instrumental.

On Apple Music, GloRilla commented about “Nut Quick”:

There’s a lot of dudes that nut quick. They be cool and all, they just got sexual problems. I know a lot of females feeling me. Like, you cool, but you just nut quick.

Word. In the verses, GloRilla is dominant when it comes to men. “Boy be tryna clock the pussy, pussy boy, you on my time (Stupid-ass nigga) / Was ‘bout to fuck with what’s-his-name again, but was like, ‘Never mind,’” she spits in the first verse. She’s selective when it comes to the bedroom, but, she has her pick of the litter. In the second, she asserts, “When it comes to niggas, I ain’t worried ‘bout no other hoes (Nah) / They probably gon’ kiss his ass, I’ma make him suck my toes.” GloRilla is bold and unapologetic on “Nut Quick”. Her confidence is through the roof.

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15. Jonny McGovern, “Dickmatized”

The Gayest Of All Time // gaypimp // 2012

“Oh, shit, goddamn, this boy has gotten to me bad / Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much.” Jonny McGovern is transparent about his desires in the colorful, NSFW song, “Dickmatized”. This penis-driven record appears as the second track on McGovern’s 2012 album, The Gayest Of All Time. Explicit and unapologetic, Jonny is true to self. There is no shortage of ear-catching, naughty AF lyrics on this entertaining sex song. “I think you put a spell on me / That juicy junk won’t set me free,” McGovern asserts in the first verse, adding, “Can’t get you off my mind / Boy’s so wrong, but it’s so right.” Oh, snap! The second verse keeps things TMI, like, “Like your cock on IMAX / It be looking real phat,” and, “Let’s get to the nitty gritty / Gonna hold on real tight / Work that fucker all night.” Oh, sugar honey iced tea, Jonny! The centerpiece is the chorus, where McGovern admits (though it’s easily perceptible), “Boy, you’ve got me dickmatized / Spending all my time between your thighs.” Oh, wow ! Besides the incredibly sexual lyrics, “Dickmatized” gets a fitting backdrop, set in a minor key, characterized by its synths and, of course, the beat.

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Jonny McGovern, Dickmatized: Midnight Heat 94 (2023)

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16. Kevin Gates, “Thinking with my Dick” (Ft. Juicy J)

Stranger Than Fiction // Kevin Gates // 2013

“Got money, retarded / Don’t want her if it don’t clap when she walking,” Kevin Gates raps on the brutally honest “Thinking with my Dick”. He continues in the Stranger Than Fiction highlight, asserting, “Not too pretty in the face, but she super thick / I’m just thinking with my dick / My shit dumb.” Indeed, many men would declare that their “shit dumb” because – well – ‘the love below’ has a shallow mind of its own. Gates could sugarcoat the objectification and dumbness, but he keeps it real – if you will. Among the most memorable lines: “She stop, popped, and squat by the zipper / Thinking out loud / My dick probably tryna kill her” and, “Long hair, shawty ride like Geronimo / Sayin’ I got the gas.” Day-um! The filthiness of “Thinking with my Dick” is capped off by Juicy J’s ‘prodigious’ verse:

“I’m a dog ass nigga, I’m not fucking with no fleas

If I saw that bitch again, I probably won’t even speak.”

“Man that girl swallow nut like an elephant

Stupid nigga, probably thought yo bitch was celibate

Like a dentist with a drill, I be digging in they mouth

First, they swallow all my children then I kick them bitches out.”

“Thinking with my Dick” is shallow AF – sexual with no substance whatsoever. Gates and Juicy J deliver a banger that’s all about getting some.

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17. Lil Dicky, “Jail (Pt. 1)”

Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack) // Dirty Burd, Inc. / Commission Music / BMG Rights Management (US) LLC // 2024

“Funny motherfucker, class clown, 12^th grade / Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries / Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke.” Comedian and comedic rapper Lil Dicky (Dave Burd) should be taken with a grain of salt. Even so, “Jail (Part 1)” is one of the dumbest, absolutely worst songs he’s ever released. It appears on his album, Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack) as a bonus track. “Jail (Part 1)” is an excruciating listen running nearly nine minutes. Folks, that’s nine minutes of Dicky saying dumb shit – there’s no other way to put it. After making some disturbing dick jokes, during a show, the rapper “Whipped out the nuts, cheers.” Because of his act of public indecency, after the show, he’s arrested, posts bail, and after going to court, he’s sentenced to two years in jail (“The jury arrived at a verdict (Guilty) / I thought I misheard it (Guilty) / Mama Burd going berserk (My son) / Wait, you said two years, your Honor? (Yes)”). From here, the jail experience becomes sexually charged from the spreading of cheeks, raking nuts, and rape (“You ‘bout to get fucked, pendejo”). Ethnicity also becomes a thing with Blacks and Mexicans, with Don Quixote informing Dave he’s going to fuck him… Ultimately, Lil Dicky gives him an oral experience, describing his penis, the process, and biting “off his dick (Ay, carumbo).” Just describing portions of “Jail (Part 1)” is uncomfortable, not to mention, S-T-U-P-I-D. To reiterate, this is nine minutes of dumb shit.

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12 Worst Songs of 2024

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18. Homoflexual, “Suck & Grab (pt.1)”

“Suck & Grab (pt.1)” // Gaylord // 2021

“Ayy, nigga, I wanna be your princess.” Rapper Homoflexual reveals his desires early in “Suck & Grab (pt.1)”. It should come as no surprise what is being grabbed and sucked in this brief, brutally honest pop-rap song. Homoflexual’s sexuality seems appears to be fluid. He states he has a girlfriend in the first verse. But, it looks like its temporary: “But when I’m single, I’m gonna hit you up / And I’ma eat yo ass like a Pringle.” Holy shit! Yes, Homoflexual is an admitted munch. He doesn’t only eat boy booty, though. He wants to ride, Ciara! “Oh, baby, I’ma jump on that dick / Dick so big that I thought that shit was fuckin’ plastic / Nigga, ten inches, goddamn, yo’ dick is fuckin’ mad big.” Is it really that big? It could be an exaggeration. But he makes his point loud and clear – the boy is packing! Also, Homoflexual wants his man juice, per the chorus: “Can you just cum on me?” It sounds very gay, whether Homoflexual admits it or not. Not judging, of course ! The second verse is filthy like the first. An admitted ho, he plans to “get some gauges so you can put your dick in my ear.” Wow, that’s a choice! He also chooses his landing spot (face) and informs us that his “dick tastes like vanilla pudding.” Tasty… just sayin’… While they aren’t an official couple, given the sickening sex, “All on my body, you my husband.” And fittingly, “yo’ kisses wet / Just how my pussy wet.” “Suck & Grab (pt.1)” is outlandish. Perhaps it should be taken with a grain of salt. That said, the sex positivity is indisputable. You can’t knock Homoflexual for partaking and enjoying good sex, especially if it really is that big !

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19. StarBoi3, “Dick” (Ft. Doja Cat)

“Dick” // StarBoi3 // 2021

On “Dick”, the gym routine hits different… literally. StarBoi3 doesn’t try to hide his obsession with ‘the love below’ – he ‘pokes’ it right out .  He informs us just how awesome the pleasure is that he’s experiencing, courtesy of his girl: “She done made some plans with my dick, ayy / She goin’ HAM on my dick, ayy / Sittin’ on, stand on my dick, ayy /She goin’ HAM on my…” The outlandishness doesn’t stop there.  “She not with Jim tonight / She in the gym tonight,” he asserts, continuing, “Work out in that pussy / I’m gettin’ ripped tonight / R.I.P. that pussy / I’m goin’ in tonight.” Furthermore, in the first verse, there’s screaming, sucking, and a reference to a Vanilla Ice classic…  As for the featured guest, Gramy winner Doja Cat, she’s ‘something else’ too: “He got me horny and ripped, uh / Like I just walked out the gym / And them bitches is gutted ‘cause I took they Jim / Give him a job and he gave me a rim.” That rim is no basketball rim, that’s for damn sure. The end of her verse is ‘nuts’ :  

“And why he in your tummy, bye bye to my ribs 

Turn him to a dummy ‘cause I got him stiff 

And watch, you think it’s funny ‘til y’all get the dick 

And turn into a zombie and swallow your clit.” 

Beside the raunchy theme and lyrics, there’s also a suggestive, animated music video that makes it clear that sex is on the minds of both artists. Mercy!  

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20. Mickey Avalon, “My Dick”

Mickey Avalon // Interscope // 2006

“It’s time that we let the world know / Dude, you gotta let your girl go / D.S. is the best in the business / P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.” Hmm, that sounds a wee bit blasphemous! Plenty of people will have no clue who Mickey Avalon is. That’s understandable, considering that the Californian rapper didn’t impact the pop charts. Regardless, upon releasing his 2006 album, Mickey Avalon, Avalon was signed to Interscope – a major label! His debut LP has its fair share of interesting moments, but none eclipse the bonus, closing track, “My Dick”. Anytime the peen comes into play, ears seem to perk up. Avalon earned a platinum plaque on this humorous rap track that rocks hard (). This is a one-hit wonder that didn’t even need the Billboard Hot 100!

“My dick, cost a late night fee / your dick, got the HIV.” Oh, MY! Following that disturbing assertion, Andre Legacy gets in on the D action: “My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team / Your shit look like you fourteen.” Low, blow, Andre! Oh, and Dirt McNasty, who also produces, talks shit too: “My dick locked in a cage, right / Your dick suffer from stage fright.” Of course, the three each get additional verses to tout their manhood and insult others, including Avalon bragging about size (“My dick, pink and big / You dick, stinks like shit”) and inappropriate contact (“My dick rumble in the jungle / Your dick got touched by your uncle”). Listen or read through the lyrics, and it’s understandable why “My Dick” wasn’t a pop hit. At the same time, it’s also understandable how it became a platinum hit, with some help from various soundtrack appearance aiding in its ascent… it’s rise…reaching its peak…

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21. Brainbombs, “Lipstick on My Dick”

Obey // Brainbombs // 1996

“Her mouth around my cock / My gun against her head / Bang! I blow her head off…” Well, gotdamn, Brainbombs ! Cock-a-doodle-fucking-doo! The Swedish noise rock band is unapologetic AF, if you couldn’t tell from the opening lyrics of “Lipstick on My Dick”. Of course, when the song is titled “Lipstick on My Dick,” you know that the artist is thinking with the wrong head! This raunchy rock record, which appears on Brainbombs’1996 album, Obey, isn’t deep – quite an understatement! Peter Råberg and company think with the love stick on this fierce rock cut.

“The police came and took me in
Investigate, visitate and said:
‘You sick fuck
You have lipstick on your dick.’”

No deep, lyrical analysis is necessary beyond those lyrics. One reason is that repetitive lyrics are one of the characteristics of Brainbombs. Another reason is that the band is known for its random, obscure approach to lyrics. Furthermore, the noisiness of the record – those distorted guitars – is part of the charm. You don’t need poetic lyrics to produce a fierce, noisy brand of rock, do you? “Lipstick on My Dick” – now that’s some kind of sh– !

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Published by the musical hype on February 17, 2025February 17, 2025