In the 35th edition of After Dark (2022), we explore the naughty, risquรฉ, & sexual vibes behind, โGod Told Me to F–k Youโ by Wheeler Walker Jr..ย
Innuendo? More like full-on sexual vibes! Welcome to After Dark ๐ ๐, a column featuring songs that are best suited for nighttime, specifically, the bedroom.ย Many of the records featured here raise eyebrows, as well as the temperature! These After Dark tunes focus on the universal three-letter word: ย SEX. The dark records gracing After Dark are old and new alike, with all genres of music welcome.ย In the 35th edition of After Dark (2022), we explore the naughty, risquรฉ, & sexual vibes behind, ๐ต โGod Told Me to Fuck Youโ by ๐Wheeler Walker Jr..ย
Theme & Lyrics โ
โGod told me to fuck you / God told me to lick your crotch / God told me to tell you to suck my dick / He told me he likes to watch.โ Wowโฆ totally speechless here! I mean, IF GOD SAID ITโฆ According to comedic country singer ๐ Wheeler Walker Jr., the Lord came to him and told him to do those things (โโCause he came to me today / In a very holy wayโ). Iโm calling BS. I have a feeling if this were the case, and not satire, a lot more people would believe in God โ just saying.ย As stated in the previous edition of After Dark ๐ ๐ which also featured Walker Jr., HE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
The thing is, ๐ต โGod Told Me to Fuck Youโ, from his 2022 album, ๐ฟ Sex, Drugs & Country Music, is a better song than it should be. If Wheeler took himself more seriously with a more respectable topic, this could be a legit country record with replay value.ย Not that โGod Told Me to Fuck Youโ doesnโt have replay value, but it should not be played everywhere, namely at work. Basically, he wants to have sex with her, and claims God told him so: โโCause tonight, Iโm pretty bored / So, letโs listen to the Lord.โ Furthermore, itโs far too much information about the execution of the sexual experience.ย Of course, itโs controversial to use religion, specifically Christianity, in a sexual manner. The bridge is something else!
โGirl, get down on your knees
Show the Lord your love
Just suck it out of me
To the heavens up above.โ
Final Thoughts ๐ญ
The big takeaway from any Wheeler Walker Jr. song is NOT to take him seriously.ย If you consider the source, ๐ต โGod Told Me to Fuck Youโ is harmless. It is, without a doubt, absurd. ย Honestly, what more can you say?
๐ Wheeler Walker, Jr. โข ๐ฟ Sex, Drugs & Country Music โข ๐ท Pepper Hill / Thirty Tigers โข ๐ 2022
Wheeler Walker Jr., โGod Told Me to Fuck Youโ: After Dark ๐ ๐ No. 35 (2022) [๐ท: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro, Darkmoon_Art, JJ Whitley, Ketut Subiyanto, KoolShooters, Luan Queiros, The Musical Hype, Pepper Hill, Pexels, Pixabay, Tazz Vaughn, Thirty Tigers]