Slayyyter, BEAT UP CHANEL$ | Spicy Tunez

In the 45^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “BEAT UP CHANEL$” by Slayyyter.   

Aww, shee-it! Prepare to be shooketh! Spicy Tunez is a column filled with naughty, sometimes controversial, and NSFW songs 👀.  Some songs merely dabble in innuendo and suggestiveness.  Others, however, go whole-hog and embrace a give-no-fucks aesthetic, thrive on sexual endeavors, utter shock value, and sometimes find themselves firmly embroiled in censorship… DUN, DUN, DUN! In the 45^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “BEAT UP CHANEL$” by Slayyyter. 

Slayyyter (Catherine Garner) has spoken, and, as usual, she is something else! A boring Slayyyter isn’t fun, so we’d prefer her to push the envelope rather than not. The song where the envelope is sufficiently pushed, “BEAT UP CHANEL$”,  is the second track on Slayyyter’s third studio album, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA. It was written by Slayyyter and producers Austin Corona and Wyatt Bernard.

Among the first things that stand out about “BEAT UP CHANEL$” are the distorted, aggressive, and unrefined vocals by Slayyyter during the verses. She gives us more rapping and talk-singing. “Don’t wanna talk with ease, I’m over all it / Don’t try fucking with me, boy, I don’t want it,” she bites in the first verse, and adds, unapologetically, “Never gonna be your girl, boy, I don’t want you.” Ooh-wee! A boisterous backdrop accompanies Slayyyter like a champ. Notably, there is a significant contrast between the verse (more minimalist) and the chorus (bigger, warmer synths).  Another notable contrast is that the chorus is much more melodic than the verses.

“Sex, money, drugs, chains on my chest, vintage Celine

Diamond grills, champagne bottles, I get for free

I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

Fuck him, go into his closet, steal some of his Supreme

I want beat-up Chanels, I want new personnel

I wanna dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel

I want nasty afterparties, banged up at the motel

I want beat-up Chanels, I want something for real.”

Goodness gracious alive! To her credit, she’s honest, and honesty is the best policy! In the second verse, she throws in some more bangers like “I don’t give a damn, don’t you understand?” and “He looking when I dance, keep your head up out your pants.” 😳 In short,  “BEAT UP CHANEL$” is another song where Slayyyter is true to herself through and through. Is she the WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA? Eh, there have been worse, but she sells the concept superbly on this bold, ultra-enjoyable pop cut.

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Slayyyter » WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA » RECORDS Label, LLC / Columbia Records » 2026

Slayyyter, BEAT UP CHANEL$: Spicy Tunez No. 45 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; RECORDS Label, LLC / Columbia Records; Rizwan Aslam from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson from Pixabay]

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