Rupert Holmes, Escape (The Piña Colada Song) → Throwback Vibez

In the 107^th edition of Throwback Vibez (2026), we reflect on “Escape (The Piña Colada Song),” a number one hit by Rupert Holmes.

Can you feel those vibes, those surefire Throwback Vibez?! Throwback Vibez is a recurring column devoted to celebrating incredible songs from the past. An oldie can pump you up and put a smile on your face! The songs featured here highlight musical gems from the 20^th century with occasional exceptions. All genres are welcome, ensuring something for every musical taste. In the 107^th edition of Throwback Vibez (2026), we reflect on “Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” performed by Rupert Holmes.

“Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” is infectious the first time you hear it.  Groovy from the get-go, the vibes are feel-good.  The intentions, captured brilliantly by the lyrics, are not-so-good.  Holmes admits in the first verse, first thing, that “I was tired of my lady / We’d been together too long.” Damn, Rupert! It doesn’t stop there, either. “I didn’t think about my lady / I know that sounds kind of mean,” he sings in the second verse, and continues, “But me and my old lady / Had fallen into the same old dull routine.” He plans to cheat. He does go through with the cheating, via personal columns, but the third verse reveals a twist: He ends up cheating with his girlfriend! As clever as the rekindled relationship twist is, the chorus is the main attraction – the crème de la crème. Variations appear throughout, while the first iteration plays out something like this:  

“If you like piña coladas

And gettin’ caught in the rain

If you’re not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for

Write to me and escape.”

The catchy lyrics and tuneful melodies shine throughout “Escape (The Piña Colada Song).” So does the production. Rupert Holmes’ vocals deserve accolades.  He infuses personality and brings this memorable narrative to life.  Fun, infectious, and unforgettable, this is a once-in-a-lifetime pop bop.