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15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams (2024) [๐Ÿ“ท: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Eren Li from Pexels]15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams features songs by Adam Lambert, Arin Ray, Artemas, J. Cole, jxdn, and, Wet Leg.

In my eyes, any and everything can be a playlist.ย  Should that be my philosophy? Maybe or maybe not, but, musicians have written and performed songs covering a plethora of topics. ย Some topics are less family-friendly than others.ย  Surprisingly, there are many songs about wet dreams. IYKYK, and if you donโ€™t, there are numerous articles hyperlinked about nocturnal emissions and nightfall throughout 15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams.ย  The sole criterion: each song must feature the word wet dream in the song title. An exception, โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€ by O-Town, is 100% acceptable (itโ€™s about wet dreams). 15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams features songs by Adam Lambert, Arin Ray, Artemas, J. Cole, jxdn, and, Wet Leg. So, without further ado, check out these pleasing, wet-dream musical gems!


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1. Artemas, โ€œwet dreamsโ€

2. Adam Lambert, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

3. SNOW WIFE, โ€œWET DREAMโ€

4. jxdn, โ€œWET DREAM (ITโ€™S YOU)โ€

5. Gregory Dillon & stanchris, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

6. Odetari & Nimstarr, โ€œWET DREAMSโ€

7. Arin Ray, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

8. Sevyn Streeter & Jeremih, โ€œWet Dreamzโ€

9. 88GLAM, โ€œWet Dreamsโ€

10. Wet Leg, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

11. CHAMELEO, โ€œwet dreamsโ€

12. J. Cole, โ€œWet Dreamzโ€

13. O-Town, โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€

14. Austin Burke, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

15. Max Romeo, โ€œWet Dreamโ€


1. Artemas, โ€œwet dreamsโ€

yustyna // Artemas // 2024ย 

Artemas, yustyna [๐Ÿ“ท: Artemas]English-Cypriot alt-pop singer, songwriter, and producer Artemas (Artemas Diamandis) is adept at singing about sex. Sex is part of the reason for the success of his mixtape, yustyna.ย  Songs like โ€œcarolineโ€, โ€œride me darlingโ€, and โ€œmess of me, sexuallyโ€ all have sexual components.ย  The sleekly produced โ€œWet dreamsโ€ is no different.ย  Following the โ€˜highโ€™ of the intro and eventual post-chorus, Diamandis shares the sticky chorus:

โ€œAnd now Iโ€™m in your wet dreams

You said you donโ€™t know what it means

Now all you wanna do is sleep (Ooh), ooh

Lemme show you what it means

You get on your knees, oh, for me.โ€

Wow. Itโ€™s giving SEX. Diamandis continues in the verse, โ€œYou wake up in a sweat /โ€ฆ and youโ€™re wet /โ€ฆ Did I leave a little mark on your neck?โ€ Oh, snap! Hickeys aside, Artemas keeps the โ€˜bangerโ€™ lyrics coming.ย  He knows heโ€™ll be a superstar ๐Ÿ”œ because of โ€œthe fact Iโ€™m even on your mind,โ€ and while โ€œThe world knows all your secrets, only I know the whole truth.โ€ โ€œWet dreamsโ€ in the hands of Artemas Diamandis are hella satisfying.

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2. Adam Lambert, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

AFTERS (EP) // More is More LLC // 2024

Adam Lambert, AFTERS (EP) [๐Ÿ“ท: More Is More LLC]โ€œLose my mind, get psychotic / Imagining all the things you like.โ€ Get psychotic? Oh, my! Itโ€™s the imagination part that is most fun, however, particularly when it comes to sexual dreams. Hard to come by but possible after a certain age, Adam Lambert references wet dreams in โ€œWET DREAMโ€, the second track from his 2024 EP, AFTERS. โ€œWET DREAMโ€ was penned by Lambert, Ferras, JHart, Sarah Hudson, and producer, Zhone. The sleekly produced, dance-pop banger thrives off a stellar beat, electrifying synths, and sexy instrumental and vocal vibes.

โ€œWET DREAMโ€ has no shortage of intriguing lyrics.ย  In the second verse, Adam Lambert sings, โ€œPurple Haze, psychedelic / Wake me up and make the dream feel real.โ€ The sexual experiences of wet dreams arenโ€™t real sadly, but, Lambert wants to experience the real deal ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. He is particularly playful on the songโ€™s refrain with breathy, seductive vocals: โ€œIn the zone, here we go-go, silicon / Now you know how a homo take it home.โ€ Heโ€™s not ashamed of his sexuality, nor should he be. The refrain occurs once before the chorus and reappears at the end of the record. The chorus is infectious:

โ€œI canโ€™t sleep โ€˜til weโ€™re down in the deep

All I need is your body heat

I canโ€™t sleep โ€˜til weโ€™re down in the deep

I dive into your love like a wet dream.โ€

During the chorus, Adam is commanding, delivering some sickening, high-powered pipes.ย  All told, โ€œWET DREAMโ€ is a sexy dance-pop cut. Itโ€™s not over-sexual but whenever you mention wet dream, thereโ€™s no way it canโ€™t be sexual, right? Right!

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3. SNOW WIFE, โ€œWET DREAMโ€

โ€œWET DREAMโ€ // SNOWGLOBE // 2024

Snow Wife, WET DREAM [๐Ÿ“ท: SNOWGLOBE]โ€œWeโ€™re always getting into fun, boy, down for the night.โ€ WOO! SNOW WIFE, the honorable โ€˜queen of trash popโ€™ (per her IG), released the hella sticky, wet single, โ€œWET DREAMโ€ in the year of our Lord, 2024. And HELL NO, in case youโ€™re wondering, โ€œWET DREAMโ€ has nothing to do with Jesusโ€ฆ Itโ€™s two-and-a-half minutes of hearty sinning, baby ๐Ÿ˜ˆ! โ€œWET DREAMโ€ was sleekly produced by lil aaron and atlgrandma. Aaron and atlgrandma serve up rhythmic synths and an anchoring groove fit for a trash pop queen! Thatโ€™s where those playful, raspy vocals by SNOW WIFE come into play. The lyrics are edgy but SNOW WIFE has done worse โ€“ an understatement.ย  โ€œAnd now weโ€™re living on the run, boy, Bonnie and Clyde,โ€ she adds to the above-excerpted lyrics from the first verse. In the second verse, she playfully riffs off a childrenโ€™s nursery rhyme, singing, โ€œOne, two, three, four, I declare a slut war.โ€ย  As a proud elementary music teacher, I can attest that โ€˜slut warsโ€™ arenโ€™t part of that nursery rhyme, let alone the music curriculum ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿฅด! The section to beat is the chorus:

โ€œLetโ€™s play spin the bottle in the backseat

Iโ€™ll get drunk and freaky if you ask me

Kiss me like a lover in the movies

I feel like Iโ€™m living in a wet dream.โ€

Those wet dreams are potent! The final chorus is extended.ย  SNOW WIFE adds, โ€œLetโ€™s get high and pass out in the front yard / Take it off and touch me โ€˜til we go hardโ€ฆโ€ What more needs to be said?

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4. jxdn, โ€œWET DREAM (ITโ€™S YOU)โ€

WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS // DTA / Elektra // 2024ย 

jxdn, WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS [๐Ÿ“ท: DTA / Elektra]โ€œCountless hours making / Empty prayers never answered.โ€ย  And thatโ€™s the entirety of the first verse of โ€œWET DREAM (ITโ€™S YOU)โ€ by Jxdn (Jaden Hossler). In an age of rhythmic and wordy melodies, โ€œWET DREAMโ€ goes against the grain. The 15th track from his 2024 LP, WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, ย features a lovely, legato melody during the verses. Hossler penned this nighttime fantasy with producers Andrew Goldstein and Travis Barker. Unsurprisingly, the drumming is sick โ€“ Barker kicks ass and takes names on the drums ๐Ÿ’ช. JXDN offers up sweet vocals. He sings in an undertone during the verses. Sorry, please donโ€™t judge me,โ€ he sings in the second verse, concluding, โ€œYour heart beating keeps me wondering.โ€ In the pre-chorus, he asserts, โ€œIโ€™m not (Iโ€™m not) what you need / You are (You are) my wet dream.โ€ย  Thatโ€™s one way to put it! The chorus is more dynamic than the verses or pre-chorus: ย โ€œForever, forever / Itโ€™s you, itโ€™s you, itโ€™s you.โ€ For good measure, in the outro, Hossler adds, โ€œItโ€™s always been you.โ€ โ€œWET DREAM (ITโ€™S YOU)โ€: a surefire, musical wet dreamโ€ฆ something like that ๐Ÿ˜!

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5. Gregory Dillon & stanchris, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

โ€œWet Dreamโ€ // Sad Magic // 2024

Gregory Dillon, Wet Dream [๐Ÿ“ท: Sad Magic]โ€œCum in my mind, like itโ€™s a wet dream / Heaven inside, you gotta slip it right in me.โ€ Ooh-wee, Gregory Dillon (Gregory Dillon Scherer) ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ! The sex, or, the fantasy of the sex, is ripe on โ€œWet Dreamโ€.ย  But, when itโ€™s a fantasy, particularly from an adolescent perspective, the sexual experience is vivid.ย  Dillon captures that perfectly in the chorus, the crowning achievement of โ€œWet Dream.โ€ Dillon penned โ€œWet Dreamโ€ with Madison May Zelmann.ย  He produced it.ย  Notably, he gets our favorite beloved twink, stanchris (Chris Stanley) ๐Ÿ˜, to assist. But before the bear-loving Stanley enters the mix, Dillon takes the reins.

โ€œSaturated eyes hoping for a dare / Like butterflies stabbing me with tongue tied knots,โ€ Dillon sings in the first verse, concluding, โ€œAnd then heโ€™s begging me to come alone / I guess he canโ€™t think straight while takingโ€ฆโ€ Thatโ€™s where the cum comes into play ๐Ÿคญ (his words, not mine). His voice is distinct โ€“ itโ€™s the depth. As for stanchris, he drops some sexy bars on us:ย  โ€œNaked while you lie / So high in the backseat / Find a place to hide / Pull off on a back street.โ€ Itโ€™s about to go down! Chris gets another moment to shine.ย  By shine, he titillates: โ€œUsing my coat like a bedsheet / Will be discreet in the backseat / Fog up the glass when you touch me / Cum in my mind, itโ€™s like a wet dream.โ€ Indeed, indeed, INDEED! Besides the expressive, sexed-up pipes by both, the production and sound are lit.ย  The electro-pop, synth-heavy vibes are synthing โ€“ if thatโ€™s even a word! Gregory and stanchris make a formidable duo on โ€œWet Dreamโ€, PERIOD!

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6. Odetari & Nimstarr, โ€œWET DREAMSโ€

โ€œWET DREAMSโ€ // Odetari / Artist Partner Group, Inc. // 2023ย 

Odetari & Nimstarr, โ€œWET DREAMSโ€ [๐Ÿ“ท: Odetari / Artist Partner Group, Inc.]โ€œA man can dre-eam.โ€ Indeed, Odetari! Odetari teams up with Nimstarr to drop a satisfying nightfall that doesnโ€™t require cleanup! โ€œWET DREAMSโ€ runs a brief two minutes and ยขhange in duration.ย  Regardless, itโ€™s an adventurous and engaging two minutes.ย  Part of the adventure is the writing by Odetari and Nimstarr, which uses ample repetition.ย  Also, Odetariโ€™s production is captivating embracing electronica and hyperpop. With a bright instrumental and quick tempo, both artists are on autopilot. โ€œI-I-I-I canโ€™t stop, Iโ€™m infatuated with the way you look,โ€ Odetari asserts in the first verse, adding, โ€œIโ€™m still on Instagram and stalkinโ€™ you / Hypnotized, in a tranceโ€ฆโ€ Woo! He also provides an infectious refrain: โ€œN-n-n-n-not in love, baby itโ€™s just lust, yeah.โ€ Nimstarr contrasts in the second verse, asserting, โ€œWhat you see in me? Let it burn like the degree, yeah / You got what I need, have me begginโ€™ on my knees.โ€ Word. โ€œWET DREAMSโ€ may not last long, but boy, oh boy does it tickle the fancy! Stimulateโ€ฆthe ears!

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7. Arin Ray, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

Phases III โ€“ EP // Interscope // 2023ย 

Arin Ray, Phases III (EP) [๐Ÿ“ท: Interscope]โ€œShe had a wet dream / Baby (Uh) / Itโ€™s interesting / Light a cigarette (Uh).โ€ Thatโ€™s interesting indeed, Arin Ray. Please continue, Arin: โ€œShe wanna sex me / Baby (Uh) / Itโ€™s interesting / Light a cigarette.โ€ Now the question is, are you going to satisfy her โ€œWet Dreamโ€? Do you โ€˜wanna sex her,โ€™ too? Arin Ray, Groove, and Francesco Busi penned the highlight from his 2023 EP, Phases III.ย  Groove and 8een produced giving Ray a fabulous backdrop.ย  Heโ€™s back by soulful, easygoing accompaniment propelled by a dusty, hip-hop beat (think hip-hop soul) and a big bass line.ย  Ray brings his A-game, delivering an agile flow. The lyrics roll right off his tongue.ย  The chorus is the sugar honey iced tea, but the verses are the shit too! โ€œI don’t know if Iโ€™m gonna get the kitty / All by my lonesome, tank on empty,โ€ Ray asserts in the first verse, continuing, โ€œTryna have a foursome with three bitches with me / Thatโ€™s when my old girlfriend wanna hit me / Talking โ€˜boutโ€ฆโ€ What is she talking โ€˜bout, you ask? She wants to have sex with him again. ย One of my favorite lyrics hails from the second verse: โ€œListen what my mom say, โ€˜Always wear a jimmyโ€™ / But thatโ€™s getting tough โ€˜cause I like it pretty sticky.โ€ Arin, Arin, remember not only what your Mom says, but also, what Rae Sremmurd once rapped: โ€œSafe Sex Pay Checksโ€. Wrap it up, dude! Anyways, Thereโ€™s no way you wonโ€™t move your body to this โ€œWet Dreamโ€!

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8. Sevyn Streeter & Jeremih, โ€œWet Dreamzโ€

Drunken Wordz Sober Thoughtz // TStreetz Corp / Groundwerk, LLC // 2021

Sevyn Streeter, Drunken Wordz Sober Thoughts [๐Ÿ“ท: TStreetz Corp / Groundwerk, LLC]โ€œCan I / Call you / To fuck on? / From sundown / โ€˜Til it come up.โ€ Oh, snap! Who doesnโ€™t live for a sex duet?! Sevyn Streeter (Amber Streeter) and Jeremih โ€˜cum togetherโ€™ to titillate โ€˜the sugar honey iced tea out ofโ€™ us on โ€œWet Dreamzโ€ ๐Ÿคญ. โ€œWet Dreamzโ€ is the eighth track on Streeterโ€™s 2021 LP, Drunken Wordz Sober Thoughtz.ย  Itโ€™s preceded by the โ€œWet Dreamz โ€“ Interludeโ€ (โ€œMmm, pick up / Cโ€™mon / Hey, babyโ€). Ah, the pre-gaming event! โ€œWet Dreamzโ€ was penned by Streeter and Jeremih alongside Bizness Boi, Drew Love, and Ty Steez (Tyler Rohn).ย  Ty Steez and Bizness Boi produced โ€œWet Dreamz.โ€

โ€œWet Dreamzโ€ features a relaxed tempo.ย  The detuned, enigmatic synths sound like SEX. Bingo! The instrumental is anchored by sickening drums. The groove is awesome.ย  Following the intro by Jeremih (โ€œOh, baby, baby, baby, baby), Streeter gets busy. She sounds smooth and seductive. She continues in the chorus (excerpted above), โ€œAt midnight / Can you be somethinโ€™ / To fuck on?โ€ Itโ€™s a legitimate question, right? Right! She follows up with the first verse, pre-chorus, and chorus.ย  In the verse, she sings, โ€œI was thinkinโ€™ maybe you can fall throughโ€ฆ / So I can put this pussy on you / You know that shit good for the both of us.โ€ Gah-day-um! In the pre-chorus, she states, โ€œWet my dreams tonight / All that shit youโ€™ve been talking, give it to me / Oh (Oh), Iโ€™m tight (Iโ€™m tight).โ€ Holy freaking moly! Jeremih performs the second verse and pre-chorus, complementing and matching Sevynโ€™s freak: โ€œSee if you can fit the whole thing insideโ€ and โ€œIโ€™ma make some pussy whisper when you cominโ€™, oh.โ€ No analysis is necessary on โ€œWet Dreamzโ€. Itโ€™s giving sex, sex, and more SEX.ย  This oneโ€™s not for work folks ๐Ÿฅต!

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9. 88GLAM, โ€œWet Dreamsโ€

88GLAM2 // XO / Republic // 2018

88GLAM, 88GLAM2 [๐Ÿ“ท: XO / Republic]โ€œOn a wave, no jet ski (Ski) / Give a bitch a wet dream / Always keep a red beam / When Iโ€™m the dark, canโ€™t see.โ€ Woo! Canadian hip-hop duo 88GLAM, comprising 88Camino (Shakqueel Burthwright) and Derek Wise aka Glamboy (Derek Bissue), bring the heat ๐Ÿฅต on โ€œWet Dreams.โ€ The two-and-a-half minute-long โ€œWet Dreamsโ€ is the fifth track from their 2018 album, 88GLAM2. ย This nocturnal-driven number was written by 88Camino, Bissue, Sevn Thomas, and Rex Kudo. Kudo and Thomas produced, providing a sleek backdrop. The enigmatic synths and sickening beat catch the ears and fuel the fire for 88GLAM. I love the contrast between both members. 88Camino sets the tone with the chorus excerpted above. Derek Wise follows with the equally colorful and engaging post-chorus:

โ€œWho did I become?

Iโ€™m spendinโ€™ 80K on my wrist and that for fun

Throwinโ€™ a party in the Hills, look who I brung

All this Molly, Cartiโ€™ frames, chewinโ€™ gum

Catch a body with the flame from the drum.โ€

Wise performs also performs the first verse, asserting, โ€œThey wanted Glamboy change, but I ainโ€™t breakinโ€™ no bills, ooh / Me and Ocho snipinโ€™ your bitch, we got the same view.โ€ Damn straight! 88Camino performs the second verse, spitting, โ€œSend me that box, no UPS deliveryโ€ (๐Ÿซข) and โ€œNeed some cocaine, I got this Gandalf in my jeans.โ€ Unapologetic! Wise later drops the third verse where he boasts, โ€œIโ€™m hard-head just like my dick, there ainโ€™t no savinโ€™ โ€˜em / She wanna come in but he rockstar, there ainโ€™t no stayinโ€™ in.โ€ 88Camino concludes with the fourth verse (โ€œOkay, time to play, Iโ€™m in the bathroom gettinโ€™ geekedโ€) and that memorable chorus. โ€œWet Dreamsโ€ in the hands of 88GLAM are quite pleasing.

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10. Wet Leg, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

Wet Leg // Domino Recording Co Ltd // 2022

Wet Leg, Wet Leg [๐Ÿ“ท: Domino]โ€œBeam me up (Beam me up) / Count me in (Count me in) / Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Letโ€™s begin / Here we go (Here we go)โ€ฆโ€ Oh, wow! Grammy-winning British indie-rock duo Wet Leg (Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers) sang about nocturnal emissions on โ€œWet Dream.โ€ โ€œWet Dreamโ€ is the fifth track on their debut album, Wet Leg.ย  Although brief, โ€œWet Dreamโ€ packs a mighty punch. It was written by Chambers, Teasdale, and Joshua Mobaraki.ย  Dan Carey produced it. Itโ€™s groovy from the onset.ย  Also, itโ€™s exuberant, high-energy, and infectious. Teasdale delivers playful vocals, particularly in the chorus. The chorus was inspired by an Instagram account called beam_me_up_softboi per Apple Music commentary from Teasdale.

โ€œItโ€™s got a little bit of my own personal breakup injected into it. This particular person would message me since weโ€™d broken up being like, โ€˜Oh, I had a dream about you. I dreamt we were married,โ€™ even though it was definitely over. So, I guess thatโ€™s why I decided to set it within a dream: It was kind of making fun of this particular message that would keep coming through to me.โ€

The fantasy grows vivid in the first verse: โ€œI was in your wet dream, driving in my car / Saw you at the side of the road, thereโ€™s no one else around / Youโ€™re touching yourselfโ€ฆโ€ Oh, snap! In the pre-chorus, they (the nameless crush) invite them home ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. Thereโ€™s more touching in the second verse as โ€œYou climb onto the bonnet and youโ€™re licking the windscreen / Iโ€™ve never seen anything so obscene / Itโ€™s enough to make a girl blush.โ€ ย FACTS! As for the bridge, it emphasizes โ€œItโ€™s enough.โ€ Agreed! The repetition is a fabulous effect throughout, part of the charm of this incredible, engaging record.

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11. CHAMELEO, โ€œwet dreamsโ€

ALTA TENSรƒO // CHAMELEO // 2023

CHAMELEO, ALTA TENSรƒO [๐Ÿ“ท: CHAMELEO]Na ponte, CHAMELEO canta: โ€œEi gatinho, sonhei com vocรช essa noite / Eu nรฃo lembra exatamente o que era / Mas eu lembro que era molhadoโ€.ย  In English, the statement in Portuguese reads as follows: In the bridge, CHAMELEO sings, โ€œHey baby, I dreamt about you last night / I don’t remember exactly what it was / But I remember it was wet.โ€ Wet as in a wet dream, CHAMELEO? CHAMELEO, for context, is an indie-pop musician from Brazil. The lyrics hail from his song, โ€œwet dreamsโ€, the ninth track from his 2023 album, ALTA TENSรƒO. โ€œWet dreamsโ€ was composed by CHAMELEO, Bibi, and Jenni Mosello. Lucas Vaz and Zur Parsiaty produced it.ย  The backdrop is colorful and ear-catching. CHAMELEOโ€™s vocals are ear-catching too.ย  He sings expressively as he depicts sweet fantasies.

โ€œVocรช entra na minha cama toda noite, nos meus sonhos,โ€ CHAMELEO sings in the first verse, adding, Quanto mais ‘cรช me ignora, mais eu fico fantasiando.โ€ In English, the lyrics translate as, โ€œYou come into my bed every night, into my dreamsโ€ and, โ€œThe more you ignore me, the more I fantasize.โ€ Ooh-la-la. That is the spirit of a wet dream, isnโ€™t it? Other highlights include (translated in English), โ€œMy desire, my need / Wet dreaming in an empty bedโ€ (verse two) and, โ€œYou come home, and we kiss / You put me on the table so you can control me / I start at the neck, go down, and stay there for half an hourโ€ (pre-chorus). Oh, snap! In the chorus, the tongue is key: โ€œAh-ah, ah-ah / I lick everything / La-ah, la-ah / I lick you.โ€ All told, CHAMELEO sufficiently stimulates in โ€œwet dreamsโ€. The music is sweet, and the theme โ€“ sexy AF!

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12. J. Cole, โ€œWet Dreamzโ€

2014 Forest Hills Driveโ€ฏ// Roc Nation // 2014

J. Cole, 2014 Forest Hills Drive [๐Ÿ“ท: Roc Nation]โ€œMan, it wasnโ€™t nothinโ€™ like the first time / She was in my math class / Long hair, brown skin, with a fat ass.โ€ On โ€œWet Dreamzโ€, a highlight from 2014 Forest Hills Drive, J. Coleโ€ฏbluntly depicts his sexual awakening. As the title suggests, his awakening includes those pubescent occurrences known as wet dreams (nocturnal emissions, if you want to be technical). Beyond those dreams, Cole raps about losing his virginity, and he does not spare details: โ€œIโ€™m thinkinโ€™ how she rides on itโ€ฏ/ If she sits on it if she licks on itโ€ฏ/ Make itโ€ฏhardโ€ฏfor me to stand up.โ€โ€ฏLike teen boys worldwide, Cole is horny AF. Honestly, there are few men, once they begin their sexual maturation, who at some point, do not think with their other head.โ€ฏ Anyways, while he pretends he is experienced to impress his crush, ultimately, he is a clueless virgin.โ€ฏย โ€ฏย 

โ€œWet dreaminโ€™, thinkinโ€™ that Iโ€™m smashinโ€™, but Iโ€™m sleepinโ€™โ€ฏย 

I want it bad, and I ainโ€™t never been obsessed beforeโ€ฏย 

She wrote a note that said, โ€˜you ever had sex before?โ€™โ€ฏย 

Damnโ€ฆโ€ฏย 

And I ainโ€™t never did this before, noโ€ฆโ€โ€ฏโ€ฏย 

How does an inexperienced J. Cole educate himself on sex? Pornography, fueled by sexual fantasies. There are better avenues, obviously, but you would be hard-pressed to find a teen boy who did not indulge in smut at some point โ€“ facts!โ€ฏโ€ฏSongs about wet dreams are always intriguing. J. Cole delivers one of the best, perfectly capturing an adolescent, pubescent sexual experience.โ€ฏ Rap tackles sex frequently, but Cole takes a much different avenue which makes โ€œWet Dreamzโ€ a truly surprising banger.โ€ฏ

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13. O-Town, โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€

O-Town // J // 2001โ€ฏย ย 

O-Town, O-Town [๐Ÿ“ท: J Records]One of the requirements of any boy band is to sing songs about girls.โ€ฏ Another requirement? Be hot! O-Town had both things covered during their brief run ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ฏ They earned a platinum album with O-Town (2001), and a gold single, โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€. Hmm, what makes a dream liquid exactly? Think back to those adolescent days, and a certain release that takes place at night, and thereโ€™s your answer, confirmed via an interview with Cosmopolitan (โ€œโ€ฆ Itโ€™s [โ€˜Liquid Dreamsโ€™] about nocturnal emissions, to be honestโ€ฆ [Clive Davis] thought this was a way for us to make our mark separate: we were a lot more dirty, a lot more edgy than the others [boy bands]โ€). Ooh wee, childdd!!!โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏย ย 

โ€œPosters of love surrounding me, lost in a world of fantasyโ€ฏโ€ฏย 

Every night she comes to me and gives me all the love I need.โ€โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏย โ€ฏโ€ฏย 

Wow! Thereโ€™s a significance with the word โ€˜comes.โ€™ O-Town was fantasizing about women they wanted to be with (*cough have sex with).โ€ฏ The innuendo doesnโ€™t stop there as โ€œthis hot girlโ€ is โ€œSo fine designed to blow your mind / Sheโ€™s a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen.โ€ Day-um! Of course, as โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€ progresses, they name drop the hottest women whom their sexy girl is patterned after.โ€ฏ In 2001 that included the likes of Destinyโ€™s Child, Madonna, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, and Salma Hayek โ€“ you get the gist of it! Horny guys who have gotten so worked up they are experiencing these โ€œliquid dreams.โ€ While the music video does NOT depict a nocturnal emission, it is captivating, nonetheless.โ€ฏ The big takeaway regarding โ€œLiquid Dreamsโ€ is this is a prime example of utterly infectious, sex-driven pop music.โ€ฏ I mean, has a nocturnal emission ever sounded so rad?โ€ฏโ€ฏโ€ฏย โ€ฏโ€ฏย 

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14. Austin Burke, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

โ€œWet Dreamโ€ // Bolo // 2021

Austin Burke, Wet Dream [๐Ÿ“ท: Bolo]โ€œSometimes it just happens, and sometimes it donโ€™t / I never see it coming, itโ€™s out of my control.โ€ The keyword is coming, and perhaps, the spelling should be changed ๐Ÿคญ. Country musician Austin Burke had a wet moment with his satirical song, โ€œWet Dreamโ€. Although quite sticky and messy, Burkeโ€™s potent load yielded millions of streams ๐Ÿ˜‰. โ€œWet Dream,โ€ which was written by Burke, Joe Fox, and Zack Dyer (only dudes could write this), features clever, humorous, and memorable lyrics.ย  While โ€œWet Dreamsโ€ isnโ€™t explicit per se, you still donโ€™t want to play this suggestive song anywhere.ย  There should be no shame in wet dreams but, itโ€™s still a personal, private matter.

Anatomically, Burke is correct when he asserts in the first verse, โ€œItโ€™s out of my control.โ€ There are ways to reduce nightfall per Man Matters (IYKYK). In the second verse, Austin keeps it sexy. Fishing references are thrown in, too: โ€œThe sun was settinโ€™, I was moonlight fishinโ€™ / My two-stroke was burning nocturnal emissions / I motor-boated through the big olโ€™ buoys on the bay.โ€ Damnโ€ฆ what can you say to that? The chorus is truly something else:

โ€œโ€˜Cause I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy

Out on the water with that old bobber sinking

Cold can in my left, my rod in my right

I ainโ€™t ever pulled bass like that in my life

I was somewhere on a lake happy as can be

Damn, now all I am is just a mess in the sheets

I had a wet dream, ooh yeah.โ€

As silly as โ€œWet Dreamโ€ is, Austin Burke shines. He โ€˜does the damn thingโ€™ as they say. His voice is distinct, and he sells the satire authentically.ย  The backdrop is โ€˜countryโ€™ to the nth degree.ย  The only rub? Most country songs arenโ€™t about that type of seamen or shooting. โ€œAnd if she asks I’ma tell my girlfriend she was in it…โ€

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15. Max Romeo, โ€œWet Dreamโ€

A Dream // Pama // 1969

Max Romeo, A Dream [๐Ÿ“ท: Pama]โ€œEvery night me go to sleep, me have wet dreams.โ€ Oh, wow, Max Romeo! At least the veteran reggae musician is honest and transparent on โ€œWet Dreamโ€. Maybe heโ€™s too honestโ€ฆ more on that in a moment. โ€œWet Dreamโ€ is the opening track from his 1969 debut album, A Dream. โ€œWet Dreamโ€ was released in 1968, and the lyrics areโ€ฆ susโ€ฆ CONTROVERSIAL. Among the controversial lyrics is โ€œLay down gal, let me push it up, push it up, lay down,โ€ from the chorus. Hmmโ€ฆ I have questions, Max Romeo. The biggest is CONSENT. ย In the first verse, thereโ€™s nothing to suggest heโ€™s asked her about having sex because heโ€™s experiencing wet dreams.ย  In the second verse, Max and this nameless woman are in separate corners, and he encourages her to โ€œThrow all the punch you to, I can take them all.โ€ Hmmโ€ฆ According to Sade Gardner in an article from Jamaica Star, Romeo asserts that the song โ€œwas never about promoting sexual messages.โ€ He adds, โ€œ[โ€˜Wet Dreamโ€™] wasnโ€™t meant to be what it is now. It wasnโ€™t that explicit, sexual brainwash that drives people to rape and murder. That wasnโ€™t the thought when I did this song.โ€

The music is bright, set in a major key.ย  The vibes are sunny despite the messaging, regardless of Romeoโ€™s intent. The third verse doesnโ€™t make โ€œWet Dreamโ€ any less controversial.ย  โ€œLow how youโ€™re big and fat like a big, big shot,โ€ he sings. Excuse me, Max? Fat shaming? Or, is he pinpointing her ASSets? In the next line, he sings, โ€œGive the crumpet to the big foot, Joe, give your fanny to me.โ€ Fanny is slang for (1) vulva and (2) butt.ย  Either way, โ€œWet Dreamโ€ is highly sexual.ย  Max Romeo dropped a song that was explicit in the 1960s.ย  While it’s not nearly as blunt or explicit as the sexed-up songs of the 21st century, it still raises eyebrows. Also, it was banned in the UK, though it peaked at no. 10, nonetheless.ย 

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The Musical Hype (he/him) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education and music theory/composition, respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Music and writing are two of the most important parts of his life.