15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams features songs by Adam Lambert, Arin Ray, Artemas, J. Cole, jxdn, and, Wet Leg.
In my eyes, any and everything can be a playlist.ย Should that be my philosophy? Maybe or maybe not, but, musicians have written and performed songs covering a plethora of topics. ย Some topics are less family-friendly than others.ย Surprisingly, there are many songs about wet dreams. IYKYK, and if you donโt, there are numerous articles hyperlinked about nocturnal emissions and nightfall throughout 15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams.ย The sole criterion: each song must feature the word wet dream in the song title. An exception, โLiquid Dreamsโ by O-Town, is 100% acceptable (itโs about wet dreams). 15 Wet Songs About Wet Dreams features songs by Adam Lambert, Arin Ray, Artemas, J. Cole, jxdn, and, Wet Leg. So, without further ado, check out these pleasing, wet-dream musical gems!
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2. Adam Lambert, โWet Dreamโ
4. jxdn, โWET DREAM (ITโS YOU)โ
5. Gregory Dillon & stanchris, โWet Dreamโ
6. Odetari & Nimstarr, โWET DREAMSโ
8. Sevyn Streeter & Jeremih, โWet Dreamzโ
11. CHAMELEO, โwet dreamsโ
13. O-Town, โLiquid Dreamsโ
14. Austin Burke, โWet Dreamโ
15. Max Romeo, โWet Dreamโ
1. Artemas, โwet dreamsโ
yustyna // Artemas // 2024ย
English-Cypriot alt-pop singer, songwriter, and producer Artemas (Artemas Diamandis) is adept at singing about sex. Sex is part of the reason for the success of his mixtape, yustyna.ย Songs like โcarolineโ, โride me darlingโ, and โmess of me, sexuallyโ all have sexual components.ย The sleekly produced โWet dreamsโ is no different.ย Following the โhighโ of the intro and eventual post-chorus, Diamandis shares the sticky chorus:
โAnd now Iโm in your wet dreams
You said you donโt know what it means
Now all you wanna do is sleep (Ooh), ooh
Lemme show you what it means
You get on your knees, oh, for me.โ
Wow. Itโs giving SEX. Diamandis continues in the verse, โYou wake up in a sweat /โฆ and youโre wet /โฆ Did I leave a little mark on your neck?โ Oh, snap! Hickeys aside, Artemas keeps the โbangerโ lyrics coming.ย He knows heโll be a superstar ๐ because of โthe fact Iโm even on your mind,โ and while โThe world knows all your secrets, only I know the whole truth.โ โWet dreamsโ in the hands of Artemas Diamandis are hella satisfying.
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2. Adam Lambert, โWet Dreamโ
AFTERS (EP) // More is More LLC // 2024
โLose my mind, get psychotic / Imagining all the things you like.โ Get psychotic? Oh, my! Itโs the imagination part that is most fun, however, particularly when it comes to sexual dreams. Hard to come by but possible after a certain age, Adam Lambert references wet dreams in โWET DREAMโ, the second track from his 2024 EP, AFTERS. โWET DREAMโ was penned by Lambert, Ferras, JHart, Sarah Hudson, and producer, Zhone. The sleekly produced, dance-pop banger thrives off a stellar beat, electrifying synths, and sexy instrumental and vocal vibes.
โWET DREAMโ has no shortage of intriguing lyrics.ย In the second verse, Adam Lambert sings, โPurple Haze, psychedelic / Wake me up and make the dream feel real.โ The sexual experiences of wet dreams arenโt real sadly, but, Lambert wants to experience the real deal ๐. He is particularly playful on the songโs refrain with breathy, seductive vocals: โIn the zone, here we go-go, silicon / Now you know how a homo take it home.โ Heโs not ashamed of his sexuality, nor should he be. The refrain occurs once before the chorus and reappears at the end of the record. The chorus is infectious:
โI canโt sleep โtil weโre down in the deep
All I need is your body heat
I canโt sleep โtil weโre down in the deep
I dive into your love like a wet dream.โ
During the chorus, Adam is commanding, delivering some sickening, high-powered pipes.ย All told, โWET DREAMโ is a sexy dance-pop cut. Itโs not over-sexual but whenever you mention wet dream, thereโs no way it canโt be sexual, right? Right!
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3. SNOW WIFE, โWET DREAMโ
โWET DREAMโ // SNOWGLOBE // 2024
โWeโre always getting into fun, boy, down for the night.โ WOO! SNOW WIFE, the honorable โqueen of trash popโ (per her IG), released the hella sticky, wet single, โWET DREAMโ in the year of our Lord, 2024. And HELL NO, in case youโre wondering, โWET DREAMโ has nothing to do with Jesusโฆ Itโs two-and-a-half minutes of hearty sinning, baby ๐! โWET DREAMโ was sleekly produced by lil aaron and atlgrandma. Aaron and atlgrandma serve up rhythmic synths and an anchoring groove fit for a trash pop queen! Thatโs where those playful, raspy vocals by SNOW WIFE come into play. The lyrics are edgy but SNOW WIFE has done worse โ an understatement.ย โAnd now weโre living on the run, boy, Bonnie and Clyde,โ she adds to the above-excerpted lyrics from the first verse. In the second verse, she playfully riffs off a childrenโs nursery rhyme, singing, โOne, two, three, four, I declare a slut war.โย As a proud elementary music teacher, I can attest that โslut warsโ arenโt part of that nursery rhyme, let alone the music curriculum ๐ณ ๐ฅด! The section to beat is the chorus:
โLetโs play spin the bottle in the backseat
Iโll get drunk and freaky if you ask me
Kiss me like a lover in the movies
I feel like Iโm living in a wet dream.โ
Those wet dreams are potent! The final chorus is extended.ย SNOW WIFE adds, โLetโs get high and pass out in the front yard / Take it off and touch me โtil we go hardโฆโ What more needs to be said?
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4. jxdn, โWET DREAM (ITโS YOU)โ
WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS // DTA / Elektra // 2024ย
โCountless hours making / Empty prayers never answered.โย And thatโs the entirety of the first verse of โWET DREAM (ITโS YOU)โ by Jxdn (Jaden Hossler). In an age of rhythmic and wordy melodies, โWET DREAMโ goes against the grain. The 15th track from his 2024 LP, WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS, ย features a lovely, legato melody during the verses. Hossler penned this nighttime fantasy with producers Andrew Goldstein and Travis Barker. Unsurprisingly, the drumming is sick โ Barker kicks ass and takes names on the drums ๐ช. JXDN offers up sweet vocals. He sings in an undertone during the verses. Sorry, please donโt judge me,โ he sings in the second verse, concluding, โYour heart beating keeps me wondering.โ In the pre-chorus, he asserts, โIโm not (Iโm not) what you need / You are (You are) my wet dream.โย Thatโs one way to put it! The chorus is more dynamic than the verses or pre-chorus: ย โForever, forever / Itโs you, itโs you, itโs you.โ For good measure, in the outro, Hossler adds, โItโs always been you.โ โWET DREAM (ITโS YOU)โ: a surefire, musical wet dreamโฆ something like that ๐!
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5. Gregory Dillon & stanchris, โWet Dreamโ
โWet Dreamโ // Sad Magic // 2024
โCum in my mind, like itโs a wet dream / Heaven inside, you gotta slip it right in me.โ Ooh-wee, Gregory Dillon (Gregory Dillon Scherer) ๐ณ ๐! The sex, or, the fantasy of the sex, is ripe on โWet Dreamโ.ย But, when itโs a fantasy, particularly from an adolescent perspective, the sexual experience is vivid.ย Dillon captures that perfectly in the chorus, the crowning achievement of โWet Dream.โ Dillon penned โWet Dreamโ with Madison May Zelmann.ย He produced it.ย Notably, he gets our favorite beloved twink, stanchris (Chris Stanley) ๐, to assist. But before the bear-loving Stanley enters the mix, Dillon takes the reins.
โSaturated eyes hoping for a dare / Like butterflies stabbing me with tongue tied knots,โ Dillon sings in the first verse, concluding, โAnd then heโs begging me to come alone / I guess he canโt think straight while takingโฆโ Thatโs where the cum comes into play ๐คญ (his words, not mine). His voice is distinct โ itโs the depth. As for stanchris, he drops some sexy bars on us:ย โNaked while you lie / So high in the backseat / Find a place to hide / Pull off on a back street.โ Itโs about to go down! Chris gets another moment to shine.ย By shine, he titillates: โUsing my coat like a bedsheet / Will be discreet in the backseat / Fog up the glass when you touch me / Cum in my mind, itโs like a wet dream.โ Indeed, indeed, INDEED! Besides the expressive, sexed-up pipes by both, the production and sound are lit.ย The electro-pop, synth-heavy vibes are synthing โ if thatโs even a word! Gregory and stanchris make a formidable duo on โWet Dreamโ, PERIOD!
@iamgregorydillon Its a bromance world and youre living in it ๐ฆโจ wet dream leaks in 2 days with @stanchris
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6. Odetari & Nimstarr, โWET DREAMSโ
โWET DREAMSโ // Odetari / Artist Partner Group, Inc. // 2023ย
โA man can dre-eam.โ Indeed, Odetari! Odetari teams up with Nimstarr to drop a satisfying nightfall that doesnโt require cleanup! โWET DREAMSโ runs a brief two minutes and ยขhange in duration.ย Regardless, itโs an adventurous and engaging two minutes.ย Part of the adventure is the writing by Odetari and Nimstarr, which uses ample repetition.ย Also, Odetariโs production is captivating embracing electronica and hyperpop. With a bright instrumental and quick tempo, both artists are on autopilot. โI-I-I-I canโt stop, Iโm infatuated with the way you look,โ Odetari asserts in the first verse, adding, โIโm still on Instagram and stalkinโ you / Hypnotized, in a tranceโฆโ Woo! He also provides an infectious refrain: โN-n-n-n-not in love, baby itโs just lust, yeah.โ Nimstarr contrasts in the second verse, asserting, โWhat you see in me? Let it burn like the degree, yeah / You got what I need, have me begginโ on my knees.โ Word. โWET DREAMSโ may not last long, but boy, oh boy does it tickle the fancy! Stimulateโฆthe ears!
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7. Arin Ray, โWet Dreamโ
Phases III โ EP // Interscope // 2023ย
โShe had a wet dream / Baby (Uh) / Itโs interesting / Light a cigarette (Uh).โ Thatโs interesting indeed, Arin Ray. Please continue, Arin: โShe wanna sex me / Baby (Uh) / Itโs interesting / Light a cigarette.โ Now the question is, are you going to satisfy her โWet Dreamโ? Do you โwanna sex her,โ too? Arin Ray, Groove, and Francesco Busi penned the highlight from his 2023 EP, Phases III.ย Groove and 8een produced giving Ray a fabulous backdrop.ย Heโs back by soulful, easygoing accompaniment propelled by a dusty, hip-hop beat (think hip-hop soul) and a big bass line.ย Ray brings his A-game, delivering an agile flow. The lyrics roll right off his tongue.ย The chorus is the sugar honey iced tea, but the verses are the shit too! โI don’t know if Iโm gonna get the kitty / All by my lonesome, tank on empty,โ Ray asserts in the first verse, continuing, โTryna have a foursome with three bitches with me / Thatโs when my old girlfriend wanna hit me / Talking โboutโฆโ What is she talking โbout, you ask? She wants to have sex with him again. ย One of my favorite lyrics hails from the second verse: โListen what my mom say, โAlways wear a jimmyโ / But thatโs getting tough โcause I like it pretty sticky.โ Arin, Arin, remember not only what your Mom says, but also, what Rae Sremmurd once rapped: โSafe Sex Pay Checksโ. Wrap it up, dude! Anyways, Thereโs no way you wonโt move your body to this โWet Dreamโ!
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8. Sevyn Streeter & Jeremih, โWet Dreamzโ
Drunken Wordz Sober Thoughtz // TStreetz Corp / Groundwerk, LLC // 2021
โCan I / Call you / To fuck on? / From sundown / โTil it come up.โ Oh, snap! Who doesnโt live for a sex duet?! Sevyn Streeter (Amber Streeter) and Jeremih โcum togetherโ to titillate โthe sugar honey iced tea out ofโ us on โWet Dreamzโ ๐คญ. โWet Dreamzโ is the eighth track on Streeterโs 2021 LP, Drunken Wordz Sober Thoughtz.ย Itโs preceded by the โWet Dreamz โ Interludeโ (โMmm, pick up / Cโmon / Hey, babyโ). Ah, the pre-gaming event! โWet Dreamzโ was penned by Streeter and Jeremih alongside Bizness Boi, Drew Love, and Ty Steez (Tyler Rohn).ย Ty Steez and Bizness Boi produced โWet Dreamz.โ
โWet Dreamzโ features a relaxed tempo.ย The detuned, enigmatic synths sound like SEX. Bingo! The instrumental is anchored by sickening drums. The groove is awesome.ย Following the intro by Jeremih (โOh, baby, baby, baby, baby), Streeter gets busy. She sounds smooth and seductive. She continues in the chorus (excerpted above), โAt midnight / Can you be somethinโ / To fuck on?โ Itโs a legitimate question, right? Right! She follows up with the first verse, pre-chorus, and chorus.ย In the verse, she sings, โI was thinkinโ maybe you can fall throughโฆ / So I can put this pussy on you / You know that shit good for the both of us.โ Gah-day-um! In the pre-chorus, she states, โWet my dreams tonight / All that shit youโve been talking, give it to me / Oh (Oh), Iโm tight (Iโm tight).โ Holy freaking moly! Jeremih performs the second verse and pre-chorus, complementing and matching Sevynโs freak: โSee if you can fit the whole thing insideโ and โIโma make some pussy whisper when you cominโ, oh.โ No analysis is necessary on โWet Dreamzโ. Itโs giving sex, sex, and more SEX.ย This oneโs not for work folks ๐ฅต!
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9. 88GLAM, โWet Dreamsโ
88GLAM2 // XO / Republic // 2018
โOn a wave, no jet ski (Ski) / Give a bitch a wet dream / Always keep a red beam / When Iโm the dark, canโt see.โ Woo! Canadian hip-hop duo 88GLAM, comprising 88Camino (Shakqueel Burthwright) and Derek Wise aka Glamboy (Derek Bissue), bring the heat ๐ฅต on โWet Dreams.โ The two-and-a-half minute-long โWet Dreamsโ is the fifth track from their 2018 album, 88GLAM2. ย This nocturnal-driven number was written by 88Camino, Bissue, Sevn Thomas, and Rex Kudo. Kudo and Thomas produced, providing a sleek backdrop. The enigmatic synths and sickening beat catch the ears and fuel the fire for 88GLAM. I love the contrast between both members. 88Camino sets the tone with the chorus excerpted above. Derek Wise follows with the equally colorful and engaging post-chorus:
โWho did I become?
Iโm spendinโ 80K on my wrist and that for fun
Throwinโ a party in the Hills, look who I brung
All this Molly, Cartiโ frames, chewinโ gum
Catch a body with the flame from the drum.โ
Wise performs also performs the first verse, asserting, โThey wanted Glamboy change, but I ainโt breakinโ no bills, ooh / Me and Ocho snipinโ your bitch, we got the same view.โ Damn straight! 88Camino performs the second verse, spitting, โSend me that box, no UPS deliveryโ (๐ซข) and โNeed some cocaine, I got this Gandalf in my jeans.โ Unapologetic! Wise later drops the third verse where he boasts, โIโm hard-head just like my dick, there ainโt no savinโ โem / She wanna come in but he rockstar, there ainโt no stayinโ in.โ 88Camino concludes with the fourth verse (โOkay, time to play, Iโm in the bathroom gettinโ geekedโ) and that memorable chorus. โWet Dreamsโ in the hands of 88GLAM are quite pleasing.
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10. Wet Leg, โWet Dreamโ
Wet Leg // Domino Recording Co Ltd // 2022
โBeam me up (Beam me up) / Count me in (Count me in) / Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Letโs begin / Here we go (Here we go)โฆโ Oh, wow! Grammy-winning British indie-rock duo Wet Leg (Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers) sang about nocturnal emissions on โWet Dream.โ โWet Dreamโ is the fifth track on their debut album, Wet Leg.ย Although brief, โWet Dreamโ packs a mighty punch. It was written by Chambers, Teasdale, and Joshua Mobaraki.ย Dan Carey produced it. Itโs groovy from the onset.ย Also, itโs exuberant, high-energy, and infectious. Teasdale delivers playful vocals, particularly in the chorus. The chorus was inspired by an Instagram account called beam_me_up_softboi per Apple Music commentary from Teasdale.
โItโs got a little bit of my own personal breakup injected into it. This particular person would message me since weโd broken up being like, โOh, I had a dream about you. I dreamt we were married,โ even though it was definitely over. So, I guess thatโs why I decided to set it within a dream: It was kind of making fun of this particular message that would keep coming through to me.โ
The fantasy grows vivid in the first verse: โI was in your wet dream, driving in my car / Saw you at the side of the road, thereโs no one else around / Youโre touching yourselfโฆโ Oh, snap! In the pre-chorus, they (the nameless crush) invite them home ๐ฎ. Thereโs more touching in the second verse as โYou climb onto the bonnet and youโre licking the windscreen / Iโve never seen anything so obscene / Itโs enough to make a girl blush.โ ย FACTS! As for the bridge, it emphasizes โItโs enough.โ Agreed! The repetition is a fabulous effect throughout, part of the charm of this incredible, engaging record.
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11. CHAMELEO, โwet dreamsโ
ALTA TENSรO // CHAMELEO // 2023
Na ponte, CHAMELEO canta: โEi gatinho, sonhei com vocรช essa noite / Eu nรฃo lembra exatamente o que era / Mas eu lembro que era molhadoโ.ย In English, the statement in Portuguese reads as follows: In the bridge, CHAMELEO sings, โHey baby, I dreamt about you last night / I don’t remember exactly what it was / But I remember it was wet.โ Wet as in a wet dream, CHAMELEO? CHAMELEO, for context, is an indie-pop musician from Brazil. The lyrics hail from his song, โwet dreamsโ, the ninth track from his 2023 album, ALTA TENSรO. โWet dreamsโ was composed by CHAMELEO, Bibi, and Jenni Mosello. Lucas Vaz and Zur Parsiaty produced it.ย The backdrop is colorful and ear-catching. CHAMELEOโs vocals are ear-catching too.ย He sings expressively as he depicts sweet fantasies.
โVocรช entra na minha cama toda noite, nos meus sonhos,โ CHAMELEO sings in the first verse, adding, Quanto mais ‘cรช me ignora, mais eu fico fantasiando.โ In English, the lyrics translate as, โYou come into my bed every night, into my dreamsโ and, โThe more you ignore me, the more I fantasize.โ Ooh-la-la. That is the spirit of a wet dream, isnโt it? Other highlights include (translated in English), โMy desire, my need / Wet dreaming in an empty bedโ (verse two) and, โYou come home, and we kiss / You put me on the table so you can control me / I start at the neck, go down, and stay there for half an hourโ (pre-chorus). Oh, snap! In the chorus, the tongue is key: โAh-ah, ah-ah / I lick everything / La-ah, la-ah / I lick you.โ All told, CHAMELEO sufficiently stimulates in โwet dreamsโ. The music is sweet, and the theme โ sexy AF!
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12. J. Cole, โWet Dreamzโ
2014 Forest Hills Driveโฏ// Roc Nation // 2014
โMan, it wasnโt nothinโ like the first time / She was in my math class / Long hair, brown skin, with a fat ass.โ On โWet Dreamzโ, a highlight from 2014 Forest Hills Drive, J. Coleโฏbluntly depicts his sexual awakening. As the title suggests, his awakening includes those pubescent occurrences known as wet dreams (nocturnal emissions, if you want to be technical). Beyond those dreams, Cole raps about losing his virginity, and he does not spare details: โIโm thinkinโ how she rides on itโฏ/ If she sits on it if she licks on itโฏ/ Make itโฏhardโฏfor me to stand up.โโฏLike teen boys worldwide, Cole is horny AF. Honestly, there are few men, once they begin their sexual maturation, who at some point, do not think with their other head.โฏ Anyways, while he pretends he is experienced to impress his crush, ultimately, he is a clueless virgin.โฏย โฏย
โWet dreaminโ, thinkinโ that Iโm smashinโ, but Iโm sleepinโโฏย
I want it bad, and I ainโt never been obsessed beforeโฏย
She wrote a note that said, โyou ever had sex before?โโฏย
Damnโฆโฏย
And I ainโt never did this before, noโฆโโฏโฏย
How does an inexperienced J. Cole educate himself on sex? Pornography, fueled by sexual fantasies. There are better avenues, obviously, but you would be hard-pressed to find a teen boy who did not indulge in smut at some point โ facts!โฏโฏSongs about wet dreams are always intriguing. J. Cole delivers one of the best, perfectly capturing an adolescent, pubescent sexual experience.โฏ Rap tackles sex frequently, but Cole takes a much different avenue which makes โWet Dreamzโ a truly surprising banger.โฏ
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- 11 Songs Where Musicians Were Sexually Awakened (2018)โฏ
- These 13 Songs Depict Vivid Dreams (2018)โฏ
- 11 Songs Fueled byโฏFantasy (2018)
- Cole, Wet Dreamz: After Dark ๐ ๐ No. 92 (2022)ย
- 13 Filthy Songs That Reference Body Fluids (2024)ย
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13. O-Town, โLiquid Dreamsโ
O-Town // J // 2001โฏย ย
One of the requirements of any boy band is to sing songs about girls.โฏ Another requirement? Be hot! O-Town had both things covered during their brief run ๐.โฏ They earned a platinum album with O-Town (2001), and a gold single, โLiquid Dreamsโ. Hmm, what makes a dream liquid exactly? Think back to those adolescent days, and a certain release that takes place at night, and thereโs your answer, confirmed via an interview with Cosmopolitan (โโฆ Itโs [โLiquid Dreamsโ] about nocturnal emissions, to be honestโฆ [Clive Davis] thought this was a way for us to make our mark separate: we were a lot more dirty, a lot more edgy than the others [boy bands]โ). Ooh wee, childdd!!!โฏโฏโฏย ย
โPosters of love surrounding me, lost in a world of fantasyโฏโฏย
Every night she comes to me and gives me all the love I need.โโฏโฏโฏย โฏโฏย
Wow! Thereโs a significance with the word โcomes.โ O-Town was fantasizing about women they wanted to be with (*cough have sex with).โฏ The innuendo doesnโt stop there as โthis hot girlโ is โSo fine designed to blow your mind / Sheโs a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen.โ Day-um! Of course, as โLiquid Dreamsโ progresses, they name drop the hottest women whom their sexy girl is patterned after.โฏ In 2001 that included the likes of Destinyโs Child, Madonna, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, and Salma Hayek โ you get the gist of it! Horny guys who have gotten so worked up they are experiencing these โliquid dreams.โ While the music video does NOT depict a nocturnal emission, it is captivating, nonetheless.โฏ The big takeaway regarding โLiquid Dreamsโ is this is a prime example of utterly infectious, sex-driven pop music.โฏ I mean, has a nocturnal emission ever sounded so rad?โฏโฏโฏย โฏโฏย
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- O-Town, Liquid Dreams: After Dark ๐ ๐ 1 (2022)โฏ
- Incredible Songs: 2000s, Vol. 1 (2023)โฏ
- 13 Filthy Songs That Reference Body Fluids (2024)
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14. Austin Burke, โWet Dreamโ
โWet Dreamโ // Bolo // 2021
โSometimes it just happens, and sometimes it donโt / I never see it coming, itโs out of my control.โ The keyword is coming, and perhaps, the spelling should be changed ๐คญ. Country musician Austin Burke had a wet moment with his satirical song, โWet Dreamโ. Although quite sticky and messy, Burkeโs potent load yielded millions of streams ๐. โWet Dream,โ which was written by Burke, Joe Fox, and Zack Dyer (only dudes could write this), features clever, humorous, and memorable lyrics.ย While โWet Dreamsโ isnโt explicit per se, you still donโt want to play this suggestive song anywhere.ย There should be no shame in wet dreams but, itโs still a personal, private matter.
Anatomically, Burke is correct when he asserts in the first verse, โItโs out of my control.โ There are ways to reduce nightfall per Man Matters (IYKYK). In the second verse, Austin keeps it sexy. Fishing references are thrown in, too: โThe sun was settinโ, I was moonlight fishinโ / My two-stroke was burning nocturnal emissions / I motor-boated through the big olโ buoys on the bay.โ Damnโฆ what can you say to that? The chorus is truly something else:
โโCause I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy
Out on the water with that old bobber sinking
Cold can in my left, my rod in my right
I ainโt ever pulled bass like that in my life
I was somewhere on a lake happy as can be
Damn, now all I am is just a mess in the sheets
I had a wet dream, ooh yeah.โ
As silly as โWet Dreamโ is, Austin Burke shines. He โdoes the damn thingโ as they say. His voice is distinct, and he sells the satire authentically.ย The backdrop is โcountryโ to the nth degree.ย The only rub? Most country songs arenโt about that type of seamen or shooting. โAnd if she asks I’ma tell my girlfriend she was in it…โ
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15. Max Romeo, โWet Dreamโ
A Dream // Pama // 1969
โEvery night me go to sleep, me have wet dreams.โ Oh, wow, Max Romeo! At least the veteran reggae musician is honest and transparent on โWet Dreamโ. Maybe heโs too honestโฆ more on that in a moment. โWet Dreamโ is the opening track from his 1969 debut album, A Dream. โWet Dreamโ was released in 1968, and the lyrics areโฆ susโฆ CONTROVERSIAL. Among the controversial lyrics is โLay down gal, let me push it up, push it up, lay down,โ from the chorus. Hmmโฆ I have questions, Max Romeo. The biggest is CONSENT. ย In the first verse, thereโs nothing to suggest heโs asked her about having sex because heโs experiencing wet dreams.ย In the second verse, Max and this nameless woman are in separate corners, and he encourages her to โThrow all the punch you to, I can take them all.โ Hmmโฆ According to Sade Gardner in an article from Jamaica Star, Romeo asserts that the song โwas never about promoting sexual messages.โ He adds, โ[โWet Dreamโ] wasnโt meant to be what it is now. It wasnโt that explicit, sexual brainwash that drives people to rape and murder. That wasnโt the thought when I did this song.โ
The music is bright, set in a major key.ย The vibes are sunny despite the messaging, regardless of Romeoโs intent. The third verse doesnโt make โWet Dreamโ any less controversial.ย โLow how youโre big and fat like a big, big shot,โ he sings. Excuse me, Max? Fat shaming? Or, is he pinpointing her ASSets? In the next line, he sings, โGive the crumpet to the big foot, Joe, give your fanny to me.โ Fanny is slang for (1) vulva and (2) butt.ย Either way, โWet Dreamโ is highly sexual.ย Max Romeo dropped a song that was explicit in the 1960s.ย While it’s not nearly as blunt or explicit as the sexed-up songs of the 21st century, it still raises eyebrows. Also, it was banned in the UK, though it peaked at no. 10, nonetheless.ย
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