13 Hella Freaky Freak Songs | Playlist 🎧

1. Lana Del Rey, “Tulsa Jesus Freak”

💿 Chemtrails Over the Country Club • 🏷 Interscope • 📅 2021

🎵 “Tulsa Jesus Freak” serves as one of many highlights from 💿 Chemtrails Over the Country Club.  Chemtrails is the seventh album by 🏆 Grammy-nominated alternative pop singer/songwriter 🎙 Lana Del Rey. Once again, like in her previous work, spirituality plays a role, beginning with the opening line, “You should stay real close to Jesus.”

Sure, that’s sound advice from Del Rey, but we all know that Christianity itself isn’t what she’s likely getting at, even with J-E-S-U-S mentioned in the title.  Even with a number of words associated with religion, the ‘Jesus Freak’ seems to have some relationship with substance, which makes you wonder how he and Lana truly can manage to be “White-hot forever / And ever and ever, amen.”  “Tulsa Jesus Freak” is definitely thought provoking. Contextually, the record continues a “white hot” start for Chemtrails Over the Country Club.

2. Tyga & Megan Thee Stallion, “FREAK”

🎵 “FREAK” • 🏷 Last Kings / Columbia • 📅 2020

“I need a freak, freak, freak / to rub my hair, hair, hair / I need a freak every day of the week / With her legs in the air, air, air…” WHOA!  🎙 Tyga tapped 🎙 Megan Thee Stallion for 🎵 “FREAK”, easily one of the nastiest, shallowest, sexed-up bangers of 2020. Tyga definitely thinks with his penis, dropping filthy XXX lines such as “Swallowin’ the meat, mmm, tell me if it’s sweet,” “I like a freak, woo, do it in the car, leave cum on the seat,” or “Open up your door, I got a big ass key…” On the third verse, what he serves up with his ‘dong’ is so good, well, he has a “House full of hoes, you could only imagine.”

As for Megan Thee Stallion, she isn’t to be outdone.  She asserts, “I can do a trick you ain’t know make you cum.” Of course, there’s additional carnality, such as “You ain’t eatin’, what you here for? Baby, I’m a nympho,” and “Real freaks don’t trip, they cum and then dip…” Wow! Beyond the sexual poetry, worth mentioning is the production by 🎛 Mustard and 🎛 Pliznaya, which gives this raunch, ratchet, ultra-freaky joint a lift.

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3. Ciara, “Freak Me”

Ft. Tekno

💿 Beauty Marks • 🏷 Beauty Marks Entertainment • 📅 2019

🎵 “Freak Me” (featuring 🎙 Tekno), arrived in 2018 as an advance single from 💿 Beauty Marks, the 2019 independent album by R&B singer 🎙 Ciara. Like much of Beauty Marks, the production is unique, particularly the mallet percussion parts.  “Freak Me” is fueled from a sample, 🎵 “Before NKO”.  Sample or not, “Freak Me” benefits from its blend of tropical pop, reggae/dancehall, and contemporary R&B.

Give 🎛 JR Rotem the credit he deserves for his work behind the boards. Known more for her vibe than vocal skill (no shade), the same can be said of her performance here. There are some great, smooth vocal harmonies, and the sexiness is potent, even if “Freak Me” isn’t transcendent.

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4. Megan Thee Stallion, “Freaky Girls”

Ft. SZA

💿 Good News • 🏷 300 Entertainment • 📅 2020

🎙 Megan Thee Stallion had a terrific 2020, regarding her musical success, that is. In 2021, she’d become a 🏆 3x Grammy winner – now that’s just awesome.  On 🎵 “Freaky Girls” from her debut studio album, 💿 Good News, she enlists 🏆 Grammy-nominated R&B artist 🎙 SZA for the assist.  The big-name collaboration doesn’t stop there – what about tapping 🎛 Juicy J to produce the track? Woo!

Sex remains off the charts on “Freaky Girls,” obvious when the first words out of Megan’s mouth are “Freaky bitch, I do this, suck it like I’m toothless…” There are more unforgettable, absolutely filthy lyrics with “Bust that pussy wide, let him adventure inside / If my pussy was a beach, he get swept up by the tide” leading the charge.  SZA isn’t ‘clean’ herself on the chorus, providing Thee Stallion with a pretty sweet vocal lift.

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5. Lil Dicky, “Freaky Friday”

Ft. Chris Brown

🎵 “Freaky Friday” • 🏷 Commission Music / BMG Rights Management • 📅 2018 

Simply calling 🎙 Lil Dicky “one of a kind” might be an understatement.  The comedic rapper, who made quite the splash with 2015’s 💿 Professional Rapper, returned with a new single in 2018, 🎵 “Freaky Friday”, assisted by 🏆 Grammy winning R&B artist 🎙 Chris Brown.  The results end up being utterly ridiculous, as both artist trade places (like the movie) and sing/rap about it.

For Lil Dicky specifically, his flow is tight, as always, while his rhymes are absolutely absurd.  The outro may be the most interesting part, where “Freaky Friday” gets really freaky, involving 🎙 Ed Sheeran, 🎙 DJ Khaled, and most hilariously (or disturbingly), 🎙 Kendall Jenner. 

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6. Adina Howard, “Freak Like Me”

💿 Do You Wanna Ride? • 🏷 Elektra • 📅 1995

“I don’t care what they say / I’m not about to pay nobody’s way / ‘Cause it’s all about the dog in me.” Sometimes, it only takes one song to cement your place in music history.  That’s definitely the case with 🎙 Adina Howard, who brought the ‘freak’ to contemporary R&B in the mid 1990s.  🎵 “Freak Like Me” wasn’t merely a R&B hit – it landed at no. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.  “Freak Like Me” appears as the second track on her 1995 debut album, 💿 Do You Wanna Ride?. Worth noting, “Freak Like Me” follows 🎵 “You Got Me Humpin’” in the track list – what a way to start an album!

“Freak Like Me” is a certified bop for numerous reasons.  The groove is infectious AF with the sound embracing those West Coast vibes – G Funk.  Notably, the record samples four songs: 🎙 Bootsy’s Rubber Band (🎵 “I’d Rather Be with You”), 🎙 Kool & The Gang (🎵 “Summer Madness”), 🎙 Sly & The Family Stone (🎵 “Sing a Simple Song”) and 🎙 Mary Jane Girls (🎵 “All Night Long”). Great fuel for the fire to say the least.  The best fuel, of course, is Howard herself, serving up plenty of personality and amplifying S-E-X.  Quite risqué at the time, Howard doesn’t cross the lines many artists do today, but she certainly serves as a proponent for women to express themselves sexually.  The best moment? The catchy chorus, of course!

“‘Cause I will be a freak until the day until the dawn
And we can boom-boom all through the night ‘til early morn
Come on and I will take you around the hood on a gangsta lean
‘Cause we can boom-boom
Any time of the day, it’s good for me.”

7. Doja Cat, “Freak”

🎵 “Freak” • 🏷 Kemosabe / RCA • 📅 2020

🏆 Grammy nominated singer/rapper 🎙 Doja Cat is no stranger to exhibiting freakiness in her music. UNDERSTATEMENT. Remember when she “went to town” during her 💿 Amala days? In 2020, she brought her inner freak full force on 🎵 “Freak” which was released as a stand-alone single in 2020 post-Hot Pink.  Sure, there’s a heaping dose of freakiness, but there’s also lots to like about the single.

Although “Freak” runs long (approaching five minutes), it’s quite enjoyable and entertaining…also freaky (“Them bitches you fuckin’ with, I know they gon’ need some practice / So bring ‘em along wit’ ya, I’ll teach ‘em how to smash ya”).  Woo! The source material for this Doja Cat record comes courtesy of Paul Anka, whose beloved classic 🎵 “Put Your Head on my Shoulder” is sampled.  This makes for a lush backdrop.  The producers (Doja and 🎛 Cambo) actually don’t have to do too much to make this work – add that contemporary beat.  Vocally, Doja oscillates between sensual sung vocals, which at times, lifts off the melody of Anka’s classic, and her agile, rhythmic raps, yielding an impressive flow. Unapologetic? Of course, she is, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

“I could fuck him in the rain, I could fuck him in the Range (Uh)
I could fuck him every day (Uh), I’ma fuck him ‘til he sang (Uh)
Milkshake bring the boys to the yard, I’ma need the whipped cream
Ain’t ever been vanilla, honey, just wait until you get a taste.”

8. George Michael, “Freeek! 04”

💿 Patience • 🏷 Sony Music Entertainment (UK) • 📅 2004

“I’ll be your sexual freak, of the week / I’ll be your inspirational brother (sister), yo momma can’t you see.” RIP 🎙 George Michael, one of pop’s very best. On 🎵 “Freeek! 04,” which appears as the 12^th track on his 2004 comeback album, 💿 Patience, Michael certainly doesn’t keep things PG.  Continuing the chorus, which has a heaping dose of sex, George sings, “I’ll be your educational lover, your one-fuck fantasy.” Damn George!

Clearly, “Freeek! 04” is far more risqué than say 🎵 “I Want Your Sex” from 💿 Faith.  Michael doesn’t hold back, references booty, masturbation (“You shoot off, it saves you time”) and of course, the steamy sexual rendezvous. There are a number of fantastic one-liners including “You got yourself an ass with a mind of its own,” “Faces in places where the sun don’t shine,” and the potent, “I think II need to re-booty.” George sounds amazing and infuses plenty of personality, really selling the sex superbly. Adding to the sublime nature of this freaky experience is the minor key, further amplifying the naughtiness, and sleek production work by Michael, 🎛 Ruadhri Cushnan, 🎛 Niall Flynn, and 🎛 James Jackson.  Worth noting, there are a couple of samples in play: Aaliyah (🎵 “Try Again”) and Q-Tip (🎵 “Breathe and Stop”).

9. Megan Thee Stallion, “Big Ole Freak”

💿 Tina Snow • 🏷 1501 Certified Ent LLC / 300 Entertainment • 📅 2018

“Ayy, big ol’ freak, huh? Big booty, big ol’ treat / I’ma make him wait for the pussy / Hit it, then he big ol’ skeet (Baow, baow, baow) …” Just filthy AF 🎙 Megan Thee Stallion! The freaky song at hand, 🎵 “Big Ole Freak,” appears on her 2018 project, 💿 Tina Snow.

Even if you weren’t hip to Megan before she scored a no.1 hit in 2020, the script was quite similar back when.  The title “Big Ole Freak” is sexed-up, and so are the bars that are served up.  Modesty doesn’t really suit Megan, so it’s not surprising when you hear unapologetic bars like “Ayy, I had a couple of shots at the bar / I’m finna play with that dick in the car” or “I need that neck like a muh’fuckin’ pendant / Need you to spit, make that muh’fucker glisten.” 😮😶

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10. Lana Del Rey, “Freak”

💿 Honeymoon • 🏷 Interscope • 📅 2015

“You’re cold as ice, baby / But when you’re nice, baby / You’re so amazing in every way.” 🏆 Grammy nominated singer/songwriter 🎙 Lana Del Rey is a master of concocting dark, mysterious, and strange beauty musically. 🎵 “Freak,” from her 2015 album, 💿 Honeymoon, is no different.

“Baby, if you wanna leave, come to California
Be a freak like me, too
Screw your anonymity, loving me is all you need
To feel like I do...”

In the music video, which features 🎭 Father John Misty, there’s a clear cultish element.  Coupled with the lyrics – particularly the “slow dance to rock music” – there’s the sense that Misty plays a Charles Manson -inspired character.   Del Rey gets some Jim Jones influence in as well, specifically the infamous “Kool aid.”

“We could slow dance to rock music, kiss while we do it
Talk ‘til we both turn blue
Baby, if you wanna leave, come to California
Be a freak like me, too.”

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11. Usher, “Lil Freak”

Ft. Nicki Minaj

💿 Raymond v Raymond • 🏷 LaFace • 📅 2010

“If you’re coming with me, really coming with me / You let her put her hands in your pants, be my little freak…” Post- 💿 Confessions, 🏆 Grammy-winning R&B artist 🎙 Usher still managed to secure some hits.  One such hit, 🎵 “Lil Freak,” appears as the fourth track on his 2010 album, 💿 Raymond v Raymond.  As the title suggests, Usher brings freakiness to the table.  He doesn’t do so alone mind you.  He taps 🎙 Nicki Minaj for the assist, who is tailor-made for this (“These girls want a Minaj, yeah, they wetter than a rainman / Usher, buzz me in, everybody loves Raymond”). Minaj, of course, was arguably the hottest female rapper in the game at that time.

“By the way, you got right on that
With the chick you wanted
And now you in the corner, kissing on a girl
I’m about to have a menage with these here ladies
Look at those freaks at the bar, yeah, they looking for a star.”

“Lil Freak” brilliantly samples the 🎙 Stevie Wonder classic, 🎵 “Living for the City”. Beyond the source material, we get awesome production work courtesy of 🎛 Elvis ‘Blac Elvis’ Williams and 🎛 Polow Da Don – lit to say the least! Expectedly, we get great, sexy vocals by Usher. In addition to his lead and backing vocals, he also serves up some sweet ad-libs. The centerpiece of the record is the chorus, of course, which is infectious and totally titillating.

12. Petey Pablo, “Freek-A-Leek”

💿 Still Writing in My Diary: 2^nd Entry • 🏷 Zomba • 📅 2004

“How you like it daddy (Would ya do it from the front?) / How you like it daddy (Would ya do it from the back?).” Once upon a time, a rapper named 🎙 Petey Pablo had a run in the music biz.  The run was short lived by the North Carolinian artist, but he managed a couple of hits out of it.  His most notable joint as a solo artist hails from his 2004 sophomore album, 💿 Still Writing in My Diary: 2^nd Entry.  That hit would be 🎵 “Freek-A-Leek” (Note: He is the featured guest on the 🎙 Ciara no. 1 hit, 🎵 “Goodies” from the same year).

“Freek-A-Leek” features colorful, clubby, crunk production work that was popular in the mid-aughts. 🎛 Lil Jon (“To the window, to the wall”), unsurprisingly, handles the production work – he was a big proponent of the style/sound. Of course, the crunk phase was short lived, but no need to be a buzz kill.  Petey Pablo delivers an easy going, appealing flow – nothing too flashy but sufficient by all means. The verses are filled with sex, as you’d expect, mostly concerned with the execution of the intercourse, hehe. One of the hooks is incredibly potent, where Pablo names all the girls’ names where this “freek-a-leek” is going down. This is specifically where he exhibits the most personality on this top-10 Hot 100 hit.

“Freek-a-leek
(How you like it daddy) Shamika, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, DaRhonda (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon (freek-a-leek)
(How you like it daddy) Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolonda.”

13. Jodeci, “Freek’n You”

💿 The Show, The After Party, The Hotel • 🏷 Geffen • 📅 1995 

“I wanna freak you.” Okay, I’m game – for the right person that is! On 🎵 “Freek’n You”, 🎙 Jodeci make it clear they have sex on their mind.  On the lengthy six-minute-plus highlight from their 1995 LP, 💿 The Show, The After Party, The Hotel, 🎙 K-Ci admits, “Every time I close my eyes / I wake up feelin’ so horny.” Well, at least he’s honest, right? As for 🎙 JoJo, he states, “I can even play with another body / But it wouldn’t last ‘cause I’m a freak.” Self-awareness people, self-awareness.

Despite the fact that “Freek’n You” runs long and is sexed-up to the nth degree, it’s a glorious listen.  The production (🎛 Devante) definitely fits the sexual vibe that’s going down. You could argue that the sound would be dated in the 2020s, but back then, New Jack Swing was the dominant sound in R&B. I love the soulfulness and overall expressiveness of the vocals. Throw in the vocal harmonies and you truly have something special.  On the bridge, the freek’n is definitely out of control. Obviously today, we don’t freak or freek, but go right for ‘the bomb’ as in f-bomb. The best part of the song is the incredibly horny chorus section.

“What must I say?
What must I do?
To show how much,
I think about freek’n you.”