13 Captivating Songs About Teeth
features music courtesy of 100 gecs, Demi Lovato, Nelly, Perfume Genius, and Ryan Beatty.
Teeth can be sooo annoying โ at least when they experience trauma. That trauma often costs a pretty pennyโฆ lots and lots of penniesโฆ Those dentists have such an important profession. Okay, this intro is honestly going nowhere, so letโs just cut to the chase. This playlist, a long time in the making, is about teeth. 12 of the 13 songs on
13 Captivating Songs About Teeth
mention teeth explicitly in their song title. The lone exception, an aughts rap banger, references teeth that are far more expensive than most dental procedures, hint* hint*. Musicians appearing on this musical compendium include
100 gecs,
Demi Lovato,
Nelly,
Perfume Genius, and
Ryan Beatty among others. So, without further ado, grab those grills and check out these teeth
-driven gems!!!
1. Lady Gaga, โTeethโ
The Fame Monster (Deluxe Edition) โข
Interscope โข
2009
โDonโt be scared / Iโve done this before / Show me your teeth.โ If you say so,
Lady Gaga โ Weโll take your word for it!
The Fame Monster, an expansion of her breakthrough album,
The Fame, had some fine songs. One of the songs that gets slightly less attention is
โTeethโ. โTeethโ is the eighth and final track of The Fame Monster, and features production by the one and only
Teddy Riley. The pummeling four on the floor beat is a vibe in its own right. Beyond that, instrumentally, the rhythmic guitar, keys, and programming are sensational, giving Gaga an ill backdrop to sing over.
Of course, Lady Gaga doesnโt waste an opportunity to get S-E-X-U-A-L! โTake a bite of my bad girl meat / Show me your teethโฆโ Whoa, whoa, whoa! In the second verse, at least we understand the naughtiness stems from a lack of salvation (I thought you were Catholic, Gaga). Besides the focus on oral matters
, there is also a twisted, vampirical element. We know โMy religion is you,โ hence why she โNeed a man, now show me your fangs.โ Jesus! Looking back, Lady Gaga has grown much more mature and sophisticated than her
โTeethโ days. Furthermore, sheโs won an
Academy Award and multiple
Grammys. Still, it is still a fun, naughty pop cut.
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2. 100 gecs, โI Got My Tooth Removedโ
10,000 gecs โข
Dog Show / Atlantic โข
2023
โI Got My Tooth Removedโ easily ranks among the best songs from
10,000 gecs, the 2023 sophomore album by
100 gecs (
Laura Les and
Dylan Brady). โToothโ is as outlandish as everything else that graces 10,000 gecs, beginning as a ballad. Soon enough, โI Got My Tooth Removedโ turns into this cartoonish, utterly absurd record. โI got my tooth removed / And I donโt wanna talk about it,โ Brady sings in the chorus. Of course, in the verses, the listener learns more about the offensive tooth. โYou were man / Such an asshole,โ Brady sings in the first verse, adding, โSo I had to say goodbye.โ Later, Laura Les sings, โMy cheek swelled up twice its size / And I started attracting flies / And playing operation with a safety pin, I start to cry.โ Of course, ultimately, we know what happens: โI got my tooth removed!โ
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3. Demi Lovato, โSkin of My Teethโ
HOLY FVCK โข
Island โข
2022
โDemi leaves rehab again / When is this shit gonna end?โ Woo! HOLY FVCK,
Demi Lovato! Lovato is one of the most honest musicians in the game โ too honest at timesโฆ That characteristic hasnโt changed as the
Grammy-nominated musician unveils her 2022 studio album,
HOLY FVCK, and lead single,
โSKIN OF MY TEETHโ. What has changed, however, is the style. โSKIN OF MY TEETHโ finds Lovato joining so many others on the pop-punk train. Is it successful? You bet! Lovato has both the vocal chops and biography for pop-punk. Over the years, the nonbinary musician struggled with addiction, something that has graced many of their songs including โSKIN OF MY TEETH.โ Demi is brutally honest (shocker) on the gargantuan chorus:
โIโm alive by the skin of my teeth
I survived, but it got harder to breathe
Askinโ why doesnโt make it easier
Go easier on me
Goddamn it, I just wanna be free
But I canโt โcause itโs a fuckinโ disease
Iโm alive by the skin of myโ.โ
Lovato penned โSKIN OF MY TEETHโ with
OAK (also produces), Keith Sorrells, Laura Veltz, lil aaron, and Alex Niceforo. Well, six writers are par for the course when it comes to songwriting these days, especially in pop. OAK does a fantastic job, as always, assembling an awesome backdrop for the incredibly talented singer. Even with the stylistic shift, Demi can still B-L-O-W! The reasons why โSKIN OF MY TEETHโ works are the theme and lyrics (addiction), high-flying vocals, electrifying production, and the artistry and personality of Demi. HOLY FVCK, count me in!
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4. Ryan Beatty, โWhite Teethโ
Calico โข
Atlantic UK / Elektra / Ryan Beatty โข
2023
โIโm not your brother / I canโt take care of you / Iโve purchased furniture in place of you.โ On snap
,
Ryan Beatty!
โWhite Teethโ appears as the seventh track on
Calico, the third studio album by the underrated alt-pop singer/songwriter. Notably, Beattyโs third album may be his most poetic and โalternativeโ to date. Noted for his awesome songs about boys (he is gay), arguably, Beatty shows more range. Also, vocally, he gets better and better โ more expressive and more nuanced. โClear water, still water, we could both wade / Clear water, still water, whatโs our code name?โ he sings in the tuneful pre-chorus, continuing, โStay close or go far, Iโll still wait.โ Hmm, waiting on who, that seems to be question. Besides superb production (guitars, keys, and lush strings), and stupendous, authentic vocals, the songwriting is arguably the biggest selling point of โWhite Teeth.โ Some of the most memorable lyrics hail from the chorus. โHandprint on a windowpane / Like white teeth to a red wine stain,โ Beatty sings, adding, โSome left, but the right ones stay / A good end to a Saturday.โ โWhite Teethโ ranks among the crรจme de la crรจme of Calico.
5. BROCKHAMPTON, โGold Teethโ
The Family โข
Question Everything, Inc. / RCA โข
2022
โNowadays, all I wanna do is party / Getting fucked up in my hotelโs lobby.โ Oh, the aspirations! Under two minutes โ specifically 1:46. Thatโs how long
โGold Teeth,โ the third track from
The Family, lasts. Backtracking a bit, rap collective
BROCKHAMPTON disbanded in 2022. They released two albums simultaneously, with The Family garnering more attention than
TM. โGold Teethโ is performed by
Kevin Abstract with
bearface handling the production. On this โrough around the edgesโ joint, Kevin is honest about how things have changed between BROCKHAMPTON since the glory days. He asserts, โFelt the temperature change when we dropped โHEATโ / Came such a long way from Corpus Christi.โ Oh, the memories!
6. Poppy, โBite Your Teethโ
I DISAGREE โข
Sumerian โข
2020
โBite your own teeth, bite your own teeth / Donโt cry, just bite your own teeth.โ Woo!
Poppy makes a bold statement with the colorful
โBite Your Teethโ. โBite Your Teethโ arrives as the eighth track from her 2020 album,
I DISAGREE. Stylistically, the record is primarily metal/alternative metal. She wrote this sub-three-minute record with
Zakk Cervini, Chris Greatti, and Titanic Sinclair (Cervini and Greatti also produce). โBite Your Teethโ commences with incredibly heavy production; itโs intense to the nth degree. Those guitars roar while mammoth drums pummel. The record is also defined by its driving rhythm and metric shifts. Poppy is aggressive vocally but also delivers a sense of poise despite the intensity. One of the most unexpected moments of the song is the bridge, which contrasts the heaviness that dominates most of the track. Post-bridge, โBite Your Teethโ is wild, and we wouldnโt have it any other way! RAWR!!!
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7. Perfume Genius, โTeethโ
Ugly Season โข
Matador โข
2022
โKept in quiet / Held from the light / I grieve time / Lost to wilderness.โ What abstract, poetic, and thoughtful lyricism, sigh. On his 2022 album,
Ugly Season,
Perfume Genius (aka
Mike Hadreas) was unafraid to be daring and experimental โ Kudos
. On
โTeethโ, the third track from Ugly Season, Hadreas excels doing his own thing, yielding gorgeous, nonconformist, un-pop results. Stylistically, โTeethโ encompasses art pop, with elements of classical and jazz. There is minimalism firmly in play, but also, a high level of sophistication. Among the instruments that appear are chimes (!), clarinet, and saxophone. As alluring as the arrangement, production, and songwriting are, Hadreasโ falsetto is equally breathtaking. Listening to โTeeth,โ it is clear the listener is experiencing something free and truly hypnotic. โWhat images return to me?โ That is a legitimate question, Mike.
8. brakence, โteethโ
hypochondriac โข
Columbia โข
2022
โIโve been tryinโ to breathe / Stayinโ up past five, grindinโ my teeth
/ Uh, I made a couple of beats / Then the whole โnet started capturinโ me.โ
Perfume Genius (Mike Hadreas) isnโt the only artist on
13 Captivating Songs About Teeth that โdoes his own thing.โ Of course, Hadreas is in his 40s. The handsome and talented
brakence (Randy Findell), a college dropout, is a Gen Z-er who โbeats to his own drum.โ Falling in the alternative pop realm, Findell dabbles in the electronic, experimental, glitchy, hyperpop space.
โteethโ, the fourth track from his 2022 album,
hypochondriac, perfectly captures his brand of music and who he is.
The lyrics are introspective, drenched in emo sensibilities. A prime example: โThis shit so overwhelming / โฆ Fightinโ for my will like the ring is Elden, fuckinโ hell, man.โ Woo! As brakence has built a following, he is experiencing the anxiety and stress of fame and meeting/exceeding expectations musically. Notably, in the second verse, he asserts, โI hit control, alt, delete / And yet, I canโt stop manufacturing heat / Itโs the rapture of the beast, you canโt grasp it in the least.โ Um, sure, Randy. We get some perfection and Biblical vibes mixed in there. He does make some interesting points, including desiring genuine friendships and relationships: โShe say she wanna be my best friend / But I canโt hang around no yes-men.โ โTeethโ closes with a bang with a heaping dose of glitch and intentional instability. Yep, those crooked teeth are perfectly soundtracked.
9. YoungBoy Never Broke Again, โDiamond Teeth Samuraiโ
Until Death Call My Name โข
Never Broke Again, LLC โข
2018
โUsed to be broke but now Iโm rich, Iโm spendinโ every penny / 2Pac Shakur, ridinโ through the North up in the Bentley / Curtis Jackson, ainโt no actinโ when Iโm on a mission / Tryna assassinate my character, I ainโt say I did it.โ
YoungBoy Never Broke Again brings toughness on
โDiamond Teeth Samurai,โ a highlight from
Until Death Call My Name. A relatively brief number, he is electrifying with his sick flow and hard-nosed, unapologetic rhymes. This is obvious at the top of the first verse: โWhole lotta killinโ, Helter Skelter like Iโm Charles Manson / These niggas hatinโ now keep that hammer, all these diamonds dancinโ.โ The second verse maintains toughness, referencing the shallower things in life (โโฆall-white Porsche wit Fee ridinโ through Hollygroveโ) as well as the police. The chorus, excerpted at the top, continues:
โNigga, you got that yayo? (Well cook somethinโ nigga)
Nigga, you let them Ks go? (Well bust somethinโ nigga)
Oh, you duckinโ them laws? (You better run from them nigga)
Oh, you playinโ with that raw? (Well look here, front some nigga).โ
โDiamond Teeth Samuraiโ is a banger. Great, minor-key production helps to fuel YoungBoyโs fire.
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10. Kali Uchis, โYour Teeth in my Neckโ
Isolation โข
Universal Music Operations Limited โข
2018
โWhat do you do it for? / Rich man keeps getting richer, taking from the poor.โ Well, unfortunately,
Kali Uchis, thatโs how the world works, and it totally sucks. The good news is, on
โYour Teeth in My Neckโ (
Isolation, 2018), the groove is infectious โ simply irresistible! One thing that stands out is the fact that Uchis taps into her Colombian roots, exhibiting ample personality. The personality is warranted given the real talk she spits. Uchis provides commentary on the music industry, especially how it often takes advantage of naรฏve, up-and-coming artists. โIโve been working so hard just to give you more,โ she sings in the first pre-chorus. Of course, the larger commentary goes to greed exhibited, hence, why โItโs your teeth in my neck.โ The second verse features a very emotional, thought-provoking lyrical moment: โKill us all off, theyโd take our worth they pay us dirt.โ โYour Teeth in My Neckโ is a call to action: pay us what weโre worth and stop being so damn greedy!
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11. 5 Seconds of Summer, โTeethโ
CALM โข
Interscope โข
2020
โSometimes, youโre a stranger in my bed / Donโt know if you love me or you want me dead.โ Woah, woah, WOAH! The script of the energetic
โTeethโ encompasses the extremes of love. โTeethโ appears as the fifth track off
CALM, the fourth studio album by Australian pop collective,
5 Seconds of Summer. โSome days, youโre the best thing in my life / Sometimes, when I look at you, I see my wife,โ 5SOS sings, continuing, โThen you turn into somebody I donโt know / And you push me away, push me away, yeah.โ Sometimes itโs great, while other times, as
Luke Hemmings sings so convincingly, you โDonโt know if [youโre] gonna make it out alive.โ Where do those โteethโ come into play though? That would be the chorus, where the Hemmings and company assert, โTalk so pretty, but your heart got teeth.โ
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12. Lorde, โWhite Teeth Teensโ
Pure Heroine โข
Republic โข
2013
โWe wouldnโt be seen dead here in the day / I guess youโre lucky that itโs dark nowโฆ take a shot nowโฆโ On
โWhite Teeth Teensโ (
Pure Heroine, 2013),
Grammy-winning musician
Lorde transcends the literal, making references to battle, including the excerpt from verse one. Another example hails from the second verse: โI like your reckoning, but we got our methods / And thereโs nothing here to stopโฆโ The bridge confirms that the battle is social: โIโll let you in on something big / I am not a white teeth teen / I tried to join but never did / โฆTheir molars blinking like lights, in the underpass where we all sit / And do nothing and love it.โ Um, Kโฆ
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13. Nelly, โGrillzโ (Ft. Paul Wall, Ali & Gipp)
Sweatsuit โข
UMG Recordings, Inc. โข
2005
โRob the jewelry store and tell โem, โMake me a grillโ!โ WOO! Ah, what better way to cap off
13 Captivating Songs About Teeth than with a certified aughts rap classic.
โGrillzโ ascended to no. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2006, spending two weeks in the penthouse and charting for 28 weeks. This marked the fourth and final no. 1 single by Midwest pop-rap extraordinaire,
Nelly. At one time, Nelly was one of rapโs biggest stars, with 14 top-10 hits to his name. While โGrillzโ doesnโt threaten the dominant
โDilemmaโ (featuring
Kelly Rowland) or
โHot in Herreโ for top honors, it is a surefire, unforgettable banger about teeth!
Well, it goes beyond the teeth, but those grills are crucial . Nelly asserts in the first verse, โI got like platinum and white rose, traditional gold / Iโm changinโ grills every day, Like Jay change clothes.โ Woo! Expectedly, Nelly informs us โMy grandmama hate it, but my lil mama love it.โ
Paul Wall gets in on the action in the second verse โ remember he had a run when that Houston rap was thriving? He brags, โI got my mouth lookinโ something like a disco ball / I got the diamonds and the ice all hand set / I might cause a cold front if I take a deep breath.โ Gah-day-ummm! ICED OUT! Canโt leave out
Ali & Gipp, either! Notably, Ali spits, โGot a bill in my mouth like Iโm Hillary Rodhmanโ
! Of course, over lit
Jermaine Dupri production, it is the chorus that shines brightest, with the help of
Brandi Williams joining Nelly and Paul Wall:
Williams: Smile for me, daddy
Nelly: Woo, what you looking at? Uh
Williams: Let me see your grillNelly: Let you see my what?
Williams: Ya, ya grill (Uh), ya, ya, ya grill
Nelly/Wall: Rob the jewelry store and tell โem, โMake me a grill.โ
โGrillzโ speaks for itself. BANGER!
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13 Captivating Songs About Teeth
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