Wheeler Walker Jr., “God Told Me to F–k You” | After Dark 🕛 🌃

In the 35^th edition of After Dark (2022), we explore the naughty, risqué, & sexual vibes behind, “God Told Me to F–k You” by Wheeler Walker Jr.. 

Innuendo? More like full-on sexual vibes! Welcome to After Dark 🕛 🌃, a column featuring songs that are best suited for nighttime, specifically, the bedroom.  Many of the records featured here raise eyebrows, as well as the temperature! These After Dark tunes focus on the universal three-letter word:  SEX. The dark records gracing After Dark are old and new alike, with all genres of music welcome.  In the 35^th edition of After Dark (2022), we explore the naughty, risqué, & sexual vibes behind, 🎵 “God Told Me to Fuck You” by 🎙Wheeler Walker Jr.. 

Theme & Lyrics ✍

“God told me to fuck you / God told me to lick your crotch / God told me to tell you to suck my dick / He told me he likes to watch.” Wow… totally speechless here! I mean, IF GOD SAID IT… According to comedic country singer 🎙 Wheeler Walker Jr., the Lord came to him and told him to do those things (“‘Cause he came to me today / In a very holy way”). I’m calling BS. I have a feeling if this were the case, and not satire, a lot more people would believe in God – just saying.  As stated in the previous edition of After Dark 🕛 🌃 which also featured Walker Jr., HE IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

The thing is, 🎵 “God Told Me to Fuck You”, from his 2022 album, 💿 Sex, Drugs & Country Music, is a better song than it should be. If Wheeler took himself more seriously with a more respectable topic, this could be a legit country record with replay value.  Not that “God Told Me to Fuck You” doesn’t have replay value, but it should not be played everywhere, namely at work. Basically, he wants to have sex with her, and claims God told him so: “‘Cause tonight, I’m pretty bored / So, let’s listen to the Lord.” Furthermore, it’s far too much information about the execution of the sexual experience.  Of course, it’s controversial to use religion, specifically Christianity, in a sexual manner. The bridge is something else!

“Girl, get down on your knees

Show the Lord your love

Just suck it out of me

To the heavens up above.”

Final Thoughts 💭

The big takeaway from any Wheeler Walker Jr. song is NOT to take him seriously.  If you consider the source, 🎵 “God Told Me to Fuck You” is harmless. It is, without a doubt, absurd.  Honestly, what more can you say?

🎙 Wheeler Walker, Jr. • 💿 Sex, Drugs & Country Music • 🏷 Pepper Hill / Thirty Tigers • 🗓 2022

Wheeler Walker Jr., “God Told Me to Fuck You”: After Dark 🕛 🌃 No. 35 (2022) [📷: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro, Darkmoon_Art, JJ Whitley, Ketut Subiyanto, KoolShooters, Luan Queiros, The Musical Hype, Pepper Hill, Pexels, Pixabay, Tazz Vaughn, Thirty Tigers]