Malcolm Todd, Jean Skirt | Spicy Tunez

In the 51st edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Jean Skirt” by Malcolm Todd.

[nx_dropcap]A[/nx_dropcap]ww, shee-it! Prepare to be shooketh! Spicy Tunez is a column filled with naughty, sometimes controversial, and NSFW songs 👀.  Some songs merely dabble in innuendo and suggestiveness.  Others, however, go whole-hog and embrace a give-no-fucks aesthetic, thrive on sexual endeavors, utter shock value, and sometimes find themselves firmly embroiled in censorship… DUN, DUN, DUN! In the 51^st edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Jean Skirt” by Malcolm Todd. 

[nx_pullquote]“You’re in a jean skirt / You shaved your legs / You knew I was comin’.”[/nx_pullquote] Is there any doubt what’s going to become of her jean skirt? Context clues, people! Alternative R&B and bedroom pop singer-songwriter Malcolm Todd (Malcolm Todd Hobert) commences his sophomore album, Do That Again, with the minute-long “Jean Skirt”. Although brief, “Jean Skirt” catches the ear and sets the tone.  Hobert wrote and produced the record with Charlie Ziman, Jonah Cochran, and Matthew Castellanos.

Malcolm Todd sings well, painting a picture of the impending S meets E, and then they X.  There are no dirty words or slang to be found, but there’s no doubt about what Todd and this girl are going to do.  “I’m getting sweaty, you’re getting ready / To make me sweat some more,” he sings, and concludes, “I had my tank top, you had your jean skirt / And now they’re on the floor.” Again, use the clues given.  Shaved legs, sweat, clothes off… Short but sweet, “Jean Skirt” is a great way to start Do That Again, and that final, boisterous chord is pretty rad 🤘!