Jet, “Cold Hard B***h” | Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘

On the 2^nd edition of Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 (2022), we explore the outlandishness behind the song “Cold Hard Bitch” performed by Jet. 

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ring on the outlandishness! Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 is a column that falls under the umbrella of Controversial Tunes 😈🎶.  Like its parent column, Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 provides background information and insight into rock and metal songs that raise eyebrows and stir the pot.  The records featured on Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 can be classic or brand new. On the 2^nd edition of Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 (2022), we explore the outlandishness behind the song, 🎵 “Cold Hard Bitch” performed by 🎙 Jet.

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Theme & Lyrics ✍ 

“Cold hard bitch / Just a kiss on the lips / And I was on my knees / I’m waiting, give me…” What a dirty-minded, horny band 🎙 Jet proves to be! The Aussie rockers – specifically frontman 🎙 Nic Cester – desires pleasure on 🎵 “Cold Hard Bitch.”  In the spirit of outlandishness, clearly, Cester and company want to f – … Cester adds on the chorus of this bitchin’, hard-rocking joint, “Cold hard bitch / She was shakin’ her hips / So that was all that I need.” The motivation for the ninth track from Jet’s 2003 debut album, 💿 Get Born is knocking boots, getting some, getting laid – having S-E-X.

Beyond the chorus, the verses are naughty – titillating for sure!  In the first, Nic claims, “Spent all my rent / Girl, you know I enjoyed it, yeah.” In the second, he’s thirsty AF, trying to get her attention, while in the pre-chorus, he asserts, “Gonna take her home ‘cause she’s over romancing / Don’t wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans, all right.” “Cold Hard Bitch” has sex written all over it.  That said, is this nameless hottie giving as Nic Cester so desires? Not so much. #Cockblocked

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Final Thoughts 💭

While sex and the use of the word ‘bitch’ is enough to classify 🎵 “Cold Hard Bitch” as  Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘, there are more outlandish examples – 🎵 “Fucked with an Anchor” or 🎵 “One in a Million” anybody?  Still, some horny Aussies serving up some aughts cock rock? We’ll take it!

Also appears on 🔽:
🔗 🎧 One Hella Cold List of Songs

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🎙 Jet • 💿 Get Born • 🏷 Elektra • 📅 2003
Jet, “Cold Hard Bitch”: Outlandish Rock 🎸🤘 No. 2 (2022) [📷: Brent Faulkner, Elektra, The Musical Hype, Paul Brennan on Pixabay, Pexels, Sebastian Ervi, SHVETS production, Vinícius Caricatte]

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