In the 1st edition of Midnight Heat ๐ ๐ฅ (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind โMen Are Hotโ by Fries On The Side.ย
โPenis is hot / And I don’t know what to do / โCause I might like men a lot.โ Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ๐ ๐ฅ! Wait โ it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot ๐ฅต at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark, bedroom boom $hiโ , ya dig? These unapologetic records often raises both eyebrows and temperature alike. Woo! In the 1st edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, ๐ต โMen Are Hotโ by ๐ Fries On The Side.ย
โI like women for sure / But yet Iโm unsure / Tits really arenโt that great / They have no allure but.โ On their 2019 single, ๐ต โMen Are Hotโ, ๐ Fries On The Side (๐ Zachery Fuller and ๐ Michael Pitts) explore sexuality, switching sides from women to hot men, temporarilyโฆ In the first verse, it is all about convincing himself he likes women โ heโs not GAY, after all (that internalized homophobia piece).ย Still, by the chorus, he admits:
โMen look just a bit hot
And I might suck a cock
I know this is just a thought
But letโs see what they got
Being straight is alright
But I might end up bi
Cause I kinda feel like butt-fucking a guy.โ
Anal sex โ itโs giving Midnight Heat ๐ ๐ฅ, yโall! Of course, this queer record should be taken with a grain of salt. It is intended to be comical and shocking. That said, the other side of things is, we must remember that there are people who struggle with sexuality each and every day and itโs no joke.ย Continuing in this sus song, the listener is informed of the erection (โI know it was just a thought / But Iโm hard as a rockโ), admission โMy sexualityโs an area grey,โ and of course, a gay sex sound effect.ย There is, of course, more TMI as he asserts, โHere I am deep in a guy / Not questioning why.โย I guess the positive is, โIโm no longer afraid / Iโll fuck whatever sex as long as I get laid.โ Well, thereโs nothing wrong with being sex positive, but just remember, as Rae Sremmurd informed us, โSafe Sex Paychecksโ.ย And with that, Midnight Heat ๐ ๐ฅ no. 1, 2023, OUT!
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๐ Fries On The Side โข ๐ต โMen Are Hotโ โข ๐ท Fries On The Side โข ๐ 2019
Fries On The Side, โMen Are Hotโ: Midnight Heat ๐ ๐ฅ No. 1 (2023) [๐ท: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Ash via Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Dorothe, Fries On The Side, Stefan Schweihofer via Pixabay]