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15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private [📷: Ash via Pexels, Brent Faulkner, Foundry via Pixabay, The Musical Hype]15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private features music courtesy of Jazmine Sullivan, Latto, Madonna, Prince, Steel Panther, and Tokeyo.

They are called private parts for a reason – they are supposed to be private! That, however, is NOT the case on the colorful musical compendium, 🎧 15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private.  Basically, the gals and the guys reference to, or directly mention their own, or others’ private parts within the song.  Furthermore, some of the song titles do not even disguise the fact that these songs are about, well, genitalia.  A few of these songs have appeared on other steamy lists but also felt appropriate for this most inappropriate, 15-song playlist.  Musicians unafraid to speak about the private areas are 🎙 Jazmine Sullivan, 🎙 Latto, 🎙 Madonna, 🎙 Prince, 🎙 Steel Panther, and 🎙 Tokeyo among others.  So, without further ado, here are 🎧 15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private!


1. Latto, “Big Energy”

💿 777 • 🏷 Streamcut / RCA • 📅 2022

Latto, 777 [📷: Streamcut / RCA]“Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy (Yeah) / I can tell you got big dick energy (Uh-huh).” There is no doubt in the least that there’s ample energy on 🎵 “Big Energy”, a breakout record for 🎙 Latto. Released in 2021, “Big Energy” ultimately appeared on her 2022 album, 💿 777.  So, how much energy did this BDE-heavy track have on the charts? Well, “Big Energy” peaked at no. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent a total of 51 weeks on the chart, which is HUGE (and fitting)!

Featuring bold, sexual, and unapologetic lyrics, “Big Energy” has no shortage of personality.  Besides the lyrics (“I’ma bust it on a pole like Onyx (Ooh) / I’m just bein’ honest (Uh-huh) / Pussy juicy, Minute Maid (Oh) / But can’t do it one minute, man (Hell no)”), one thing that also cannot be failed to mention is the samples.  The big inspiration is 🎵 “Genius of Love” courtesy of 🎙 Tom Tom Club.  Also, how about a little 🎙 Mariah Carey featuring 🎙 Ol’ Dirty Bastard with 🎵 “Fantasy (Bad Boy Fantasy)”.  With such awesome ingredients – the lyrics, samples, production, personality, rhymes, and of course, big dick energy – it is unsurprising that “Big Energy” was the hit and surefire bop.  The chorus, of course, is the BIGGEST attraction, excerpted at the top and seen below in its ROBUST entirety:

“Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy (Yeah)

I can tell you got big dick energy (Uh-huh)

It ain’t too many niggas that can handle me (Yeah)

But I might let you try it off the Hennessy (Uh)

Make ‘em sing to this pussy like a melody (Make ’em sang)

And if your bitch ain’t right, I got the remedy (Ooh)

It ain’t too many niggas that can handle me (Ayy)

Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy (Ayy, ayy).”

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2. Steel Panther, “Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)”

💿 On the Prowl 🏷 Steel Panther • 🗓 2023

Steel Panther, On the Prowl [📷: Steel Panther]“1am on a Saturday night / Looking for some gash, preferably tight / Open up the Tinder, I got no matches / But there’s plenty of fish in the sea with plenty of snatches.” Oh, boy! It’s important NOT to take glam rock/metal collective 🎙 Steel Panther seriously.  Honestly, the two-decade-plus band should be taken with a grain of salt.  Steel Panther returns with their sixth studio album, 💿 On the Prowl, in 2023.  Prior to its arrival, Steel Panther built anticipation with the raunchy, unapologetic single, 🎵 “Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)”.

Musically, Steel Panther shines.  The production is bright and exuberant characterized by sparkling synths during the intro and assertive, roaring guitars that appear consistently throughout the majority of the record. As the song progresses, there’s an impressive guitar solo, which hearkens back to the 1980s when hair metal ruled.  Besides impressive instrumental lines, the harmonic scheme is sweet, particularly during the contrasting bridge section – rock TF Steel Panther. Of course, the lead vocals by 🎙 Michael Starr (Ralph Saenz) ‘kick ass and take names’ – he’s incredibly aggressive! The big draw, however, are those comical, raw, and unapologetic lyrics.  In the second verse, for example, Ralph sings about his encounter with a girl missing a leg… yikes! In the pre-chorus that follows, he asserts, “Gonna find a girl with both her legs / Steel Panther’s gonna fertilize her eggs.” HOLY F#CKING MOLY! Of course, the centerpiece is the chorus, which features those head-shakable titular lyrics: “Cause it’s never too late to get some pussy tonight / No, it’s never too late to get some pussy tonight.” For a song of such little substance, 🎵 “Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)” is enjoyable.  Make of it what you will.

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3. Tokeyo, “Dick” 

🎵 “Dick” • 🏷 Tokeyo • 🗓 2022

Tokeyo, “Dick” [📷: Tokeyo]“Some big dick the only thing that a bitch want.”  Holy $hi†! Well, 🎙 Tokeyo (Tokeyo Peterson), at least you are being honest about your desires! Honestly, would we expect any less on a single entitled, 🎵 “Dick”? “Dick” is about exactly what you think it is (that big D energy, baby), and if you were not sure what it was about going into it, well, Tokeyo makes it crystal clear. Peterson is incredibly confident and unapologetic over a nasty, hard-hitting beat (🎛 LJ Kappes). He’s a proud, openly gay man who, quote, “Need a Tyrone like Miss Badu / Got that good, good shit, I’mma find you.” Woo!

Obviously, “Dick” is not intended for family friendly spaces – PERIOD. Unless your workplace is incredibly liberal and sex-positive, this is the type of record you listen to in the comfort of your home, your ride, a gay club, your air pods – you get the picture! Picture this: “Tryna feel in my gut, tryna bust me a nut.” Give it to Tokeyo – he’s fearless on this gay rap banger, which gets an epic, fittingly gay music video 🎶📼 (The guys are muy caliente, btw). Tokeyo totally gives us something to talk about.

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4. Madonna “Where Life Begins”

💿 Erotica • 🏷 Sire • 🗓 1992

Madonna, Erotica [📷: Sire]🎙 Madonna is no stranger to being controversial or being risqué – UNDERSTATEMENT.  🎵 “Where Life Begins” is a prime example of naughty Madge.  Appearing on her sexed-up 💿 Erotica album (1992), Madge speaks/sings about “dining in and eating out.” As you can probably figure out, unless you are incredibly naïve and live under a rock, she’s not talking about food.  “But let me remind you in case you don’t know,” she sings in the first verse, “Dining out can happen down below.” Yeah, she’s totally talking about cunnilingus.  If you’re still confused, I’ll let you explore that for yourself!

To be fair, Madonna never explicitly mentions cunnilingus BUT it’s a case of she does everything but do so. “I’d just like to know / If you want to learn a different kind of kiss,” she states in the pre-chorus, before revealing more of her cards in the chorus:

“So won’t you go down where it’s warm inside

Go down where I cannot hide

Go down where all life begins

Go down that’s where my love is.”

HOLY F#¢KING MOLY, Madge! Of course, there are plenty more eyebrow raising moments, including her reference to a “home-cooked meal.” At the same time, Madonna makes it clear “It’s not fair to be selfish or stingy / Every girl should experience eating out.” There’s also her KFC reference in the third verse not to mention a legit question: “Can you make fire without using wood?” Yikes! Madonna is incredibly sex-positive on “Where Life Begins.” Give her credit for highlighting women’s sexuality if nothing else. If the men can speak to their desires, why can’t the ladies?

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5. BLEU, “Dick & Tissues”

 💿 Since We Inside🏷 Moon Boy University / EMPIRE • 🗓 2020

BLEU, Since We Inside [📷: Moon Boy University / EMPIRE]“Dick so good, I can’t imagine how you takin’ that / And how you moanin’ in m year, you can’t be fakin’ that.” Whoa (🤩🍆💦)! #SPEECHLESS! Early on 🎵 “Dick & Tissues”, rapper 🎙 BLEU doesn’t hold back or sugarcoat anything.  He’s honest AF about the situation with this lady, who’s got issues, but whom he enjoys giving pleasure to.  You might say, there’s ample BDE going on the fourth track on the rapper’s 2020 EP, 💿 Since We Inside.

“Dick & Tissues” can be described as a melodic rap record. It has an R&B vibe, but still possesses the punch (and unapologetic nature) of a rap record.  Essentially, BLEU wants her badly, and even though she has unresolved issues, and reservations, and seems to be with someone else, he believes he can provide what she needs.  He says it best in the chorus:

“You got issues, I got dick and tissues

I can’t like, I miss you

Just call me when you need me, I got dick and tissues.”

Here’s the clever (though TMI) thing about the chorus and titular lyric.  In one sense, because he misses her, we assume he’s, um, handling the pleasure himself. In another sense, because he is so good at providing her sexual pleasure, not only can that help atone for her issues, so can the tissues to wipe her tears.  Worth noting, BLEU goes on to state how she’s changed him, and he asserts, “I’ma cuff you like a running back.” But, dipping into both being envious of other men and, of course, sex, he also states, “But you wanted something different, did I tell you I was stingy? / And I don’t wanna eat it, if he hit it, he hit it, yeah.” Woo! Yes, 🎵 “Dick & Tissues” is raw at times, but surprisingly, you can’t merely judge this one by its suggestive title.  Sure, the pipe is involved, but it’s also clear this nameless woman not only has BLEU thinking with his pants but also with his heart.  You don’t just cuff anybody, right?

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6. Jazmine Sullivan, “BPW”

💿 Heaux Tales Mo’ Tales: The Deluxe🏷 RCA • 📅 2022

Jazmine Sullivan, Heaux Tales Mo' Tales: The Deluxe [📷: RCA]“And even though we ain’t official / You know I ain’t no regular girl,” 🎙 Jazmine Sullivan sings confidently in the chorus of 🎵 “BPW”.  She continues the chorus from the sexy standout from 💿 Heaux Tales Mo’ Tales: The Deluxe (2022), singing, “So tell me whenever I’m with you / I got the Best Pussy in the World.”  Prior to “BPW,” a skit, 🎵 “Mona’s Tale”, sets up the celebration of that BPW. Mona asserts, “I want to fuck your head / I want you to miss me / I’m a great fucker.” Jazmine, of course, builds off that inspiration.

The chorus summarizes while the verses highlight the pleasure being given.  In the first verse, Sullivan sings, “Tell me how you never ever had it like this / And it’s a privilege to let you hit / So, act accordingly.” In the second and third verses, it gets even more NSFW.  “Gas me up / Talk that shit that make me wanna back it up,” Sullivan encourages her man in the second verse. In the third, it’s that “Bomb head and the best sex,” “Great pussy is the best flex,” and my favorite:

“And when we finished, you be outta breath

Tryna make you wanna cry

And have you thanking God

Sayin’ that you’re so blessed.”

While explicit and NSFW, “BPW” is thought-provoking. Heaux Tales Mo’ Tales, as a whole, is a great discussion piece.

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7. StarBoi3, “Dick” (Ft. Doja Cat)

🎵 “Dick” • 🗓 2021

StarBoi3, "Dick"🎙 StarBoi3 doesn’t even try to hide his obsession with ‘the love below’ – it ‘pokes’ right out 🍆.  When the name of your single is 🎵 “Dick”, it’s clear what the theme of the record is.  StarBoi3 informs us just how awesome the pleasure he’s experiencing, courtesy of his girl: “She done made some plans with my dick, ayy / She goin’ HAM on my dick, ayy / Sittin’ on, stand on my dick, ayy /She goin’ HAM on my…” The outlandishness doesn’t stop there, folks.  “She not with Jim tonight / She in the gym tonight,” StarBoi3 asserts, continuing, “Work out in that pussy / I’m gettin’ ripped tonight / R.I.P. that pussy / I’m goin’ in tonight.” Furthermore, in the first verse, there’s screaming, sucking, and a reference to a Vanilla Ice classic…

As for featured guest, 🎙 Doja Cat, she’s ‘something else’ too: “He got me horny and ripped, uh / Like I just walked out the gym / And them bitches is gutted ‘cause I took they Jim / Give him a job and he gave me a rim.” That rim is no basketball rim, that’s for damn sure. The end of her verse is ‘nuts’:

“And why he in your tummy, bye bye to my ribs

Turn him to a dummy ‘cause I got him stiff

And watch, you think it’s funny ‘til y’all get the dick

And turn into a zombie and swallow your clit.”

Beside the raunchy theme and lyrics, there’s also a suggestive, animated music video 🎶📼 that makes it clear that sex is on the minds of both artists. Mercy! 

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8. Ginuwine, “Pony”

💿 Ginuwine…the Bachelor • 🏷 Sony Music Entertainment • 🗓 1996

Ginuwine, Ginuwine... the Bachelor [📷: Sony Music Entertainment]“If we’re gonna get nasty baby / First we’ll show and tell / Till I reach your ponytail.” Woo! Early on in his career, 🎙 Ginuwine (Elgin Lumpkin) 😍 got us all hot and bothered singing about his 🎵 “Pony”.  Yes, his pony is exactly what you suspect it is – his penis! The most memorable part of this 1996 gem from 💿 Ginuwine…the Bachelor is – drum roll please – the chorus! Of course, it is because this is where this stud encourages her to giddy up! Yeehaw!

“If you’re horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle’s waitin’, come and jump on it.”

With those looks and that lustful invitation, who could resist that ride? Besides the chorus, Ginuwine sets up his horniness on the verses.  In the first, he’s searching for a rider and asserts, “Girl, when I break you off / I promise that you won’t wanna get off.” The second is steamier: “Send chills up and down your spine / Juices flowing down your thigh.” In addition to all this big dick energy Lumpkin serves up, notably, 🎛 Timbaland famously produced this top ten Billboard Hot 100 hit.  “Pony” is a prime example of the producer at his finest. Also, worth mentioning, “Pony” got an incredibly sexy music video🎶📼 – fitting.  I mean, a dancing Ginuwine with his shirt open…nuff said! I did mention Lumpkin was a handsome man, right?

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9. Oneohtrix Point Never, “Sticky Drama”

💿 Garden of Delete🏷 Warp • 🗓 2015

Oneohtrix Point Never, Garden of Delete [📷: Warp]“Sticky drama is the girl for me / She’s so sticky from the memories.”  Hmm, these lyrics don’t sound innocent in the least, even if the vocals sound like a child is performing them.  Children are innocent creatures, right? Well… Listen on, and 🎙 Oneohtrix Point Never (Daniel Lopatin) clarifies a lack of innocence – the beginnings of adulthood! “How I lust her in your eyes / Sticky drop.” Again, Lopatin seems to shove stickiness up in our faces on 🎵 “Sticky Drama”, which appears on his 2015 album, 💿 Garden of Delete.  Yes, the lust confirmed that the stickiness is a product of, um, self-pleasure. That said, Fader provides additional insight: “‘Sticky Drama’ [is] a polyrhythmic earworm named after a vicious, now-inactive gossip website that was run by a morally bankrupt pornographer.” Whoa! It doesn’t stop there:

Lopatin says it’s technically about the shock of ejaculating for the first time, but it’s written more like an absurd love song…, a sort of self-aware version of the thinly veiled innuendos that tend to populate mainstream rock songs.

So, yes, there is masturbation in the mix.  “Know it’s some special fade in / They’re here to see you: V-I-Penis…” Woo! Clearly, the experience the protagonist has is, um, gnarly – a rite of passage – but it also intriguing musically.  The production, by Lopatin and 🎛 Paul Corley is rad, featuring unique keys, and synths, vocal effects, and touting an experimental vibe.  You don’t expect that from a record about, well, masturbation, particularly from the perspective of a teenager.

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10. Lil Toe, “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!”

🎵 “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” • 🏷 Lil Toe • 📅 2022

Lil Toe, "Eat My Dick!!!!!!!!" [📷: Lil Toe]“Eat my dick, eat my dick / Eat my motherfuckin’ dick.” Yup, that’s about the size of it – um – perhaps that was a sus choice of words! Anyways, 🎙 Lil Toe wants her to eat his junk on 🎵 “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” That’s totally reasonable, right? Ummm…

“EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” features malicious, minor-key production courtesy of 🎛 Wonton Jesus, whom Lil Toe shouts out in the intro (“Yo’ I just got a Wonton beat”).  Toe eats it up, much like he desires her to, well, you know…. Besides two iterations of the repetitive, dick-eating chorus, there’s one verse.  Here, Lil Toe is cocky, confident, and unapologetic.  He references violence (“Glock 17 in case he get tough”), and of course, the D and things associated with it:

“Get off my dick hoe, I am about to buss

Pussy turned gold, like everything I tough

You got another thing coming if you think I give a fuck

I could make a couple of hundred every time a buss a jug.”

Really, is there anything more to say?


 

11. Da Vinci’s Notebook, “Enormous Penis”

💿 Brontosaurus • 🏷 Uncle Buford • 📅 2002

Da Vinci's Notebook, Brontosaurus [📷: Uncle Buford]Nearly two decades before 🎙 Latto rapped about big dick energy in her infectious hit, 🎵 “Big Energy”, 🎙 Da Vinci’s Notebook had already sung about it. That’s right, on their 2002 album, 💿 Brontosaurus, listeners are privy to an 🎵 “Enormous Penis” – WOO! The difference between these two big-D joints is one is sexual and the other is not.  As exciting as it would be if “Enormous Penis” was focused on pleasure, that’s not what Da Vinci’s Notebook are getting at on this acapella track.

“If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go / Come on and take a walk in my shoes.” Oh, really? Please expound Da Vinci’s Notebook.  Well, per the collective, “The cure for all of my blues” is – drum roll, please – an enormous penis, of course!  Exhibit A, the centerpiece – the chorus:

“I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin’ away (Ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin’ my way (Ba-doo-bop-bop).”

Honestly, is there anymore that needs to be said? A man with an enormous penis is a god… well, something like that.  This song about “my trouser monster” is a certified classic – a must-hear for men worldwide!  #BDE!

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12. Fergie, “London Bridge”

💿 The Dutchess 🏷 A&M • 🗓 2006

Fergie, The Dutchess (Deluxe) [📷: A&M]“How come every time you come around / My London London Bridge wanna go down? / Like London,  London, London; wanna go down / Like London, London, London; be goin’ down like.” Two words: “OH SHIT!” 🎙 Fergie uttered that phrase repeatedly throughout 🎵 “London Bridge” (sanitized to “oh, snap” in the music video).  Back in 2006, “London Bridge,” the first single from her debut solo album,  💿 The Dutchess, was ubiquitous.  It was also one of the silliest songs I’ve ever heard, and definitely a sexual transformation of the much more innocent children’s song.

🎛 Polow Da Don crafted an awesome backdrop for the 🏆 Grammy-winning singer, who’d experienced mega-success with 🎙 Black Eyed Peas.  Anyways, over this badass beat, Fergie asserts herself as the sugar honey iced tea.  She’s bad, baby! “I’m such a lady, but I’m dancin’ like a ho (Oh, shit!) / ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go (Oh, shit!).” Her confidence is through the roof, to say the least.  Of course, thanks to the chorus, there’s no doubt in my mind that “London Bridge” is her… well, her private parts… And, of course, it involves his private parts… 👇👅🍆 … Yeah, I’ll just leave it there 😳.

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13. Latto, “Pussy”

🎵 “Pussy” • 🏷 Streamcut / RCA • 🗓 2022

Latto, “P---y” [📷: Streamcut / RCA]🎙 Latto raises eyebrows on 🎵 “Pussy”.  The expectation is that this record is nothing more than sex before listening to it.  However, “Pussy” is empowering with Latto calling out the boys! One of the best aspects of “Pussy” is the sample.  Producer 🎛 Johnny Goldstein samples the 🎙 Betty Wright classic, 🎵 “Girls Can’t Do What the Guys Do”.  Wright’s vocals grace the chorus, hence, making it central to the record.  Latto contributes with ad-libs, but it’s the core by Wright that seals the deal (“Girls, you can’t do what the guys do / And still be a lady”).

Of course, it’s not just the epic production or sample alone that makes “Pussy” so good.  Latto gets these men together and speaks up for the ladies.  “Y’all sexualize lesbians for y’all entertainment,” she bites in the first verse, later adding, “If you don’t give the pussy up, then they’ll take it (Fuck it) / Y’all misogynistic ways sow the size of your dick.” Woo! In the second verse, she goes H.A.M. at the end, asserting:

“How you ain’t got a pussy, but got opinions on pussy?

That’s pussy (Pussy), my ovaries ain’t for you to bully

Y’all the reason we make music, teaching bitches how to use you (Yeah)

Speak up and they gon’ defend the abuser, these niggas losers.”

“Pussy” is explicit and makes sexual references.  That said, Latto makes some excellent points about how men treat women as well as how there is a double standard for women.  In her eyes, the girls should be able to do what the boys do – “and still be a lady!”

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14. Prince, “P Control”

💿 The Gold Experience • 🏷 NPG • 📅 1995

Prince, The Gold Experience [📷: NPG, Legacy]“Pussy got bank in her pockets / Before she got dick in her drawers / If brother didn’t have good and plenty of his own / In love pussy never did fall…” Holy fucking moly! 🎵 “P Control” ranks among the most provocative songs of 🎙 Prince’s discography, period.  Hailing from 💿 The Gold Experience from 1995, The Purple One – at the time, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince – tells a story where women control men’s brain.  Of course, the characters and references are all sexually explicit (“‘Cause I met this girl named Pussy / At the Club International Balls…”).

As filthy as it is, “P Control” is one bad@$$ song – one of those underrated gems. The sole rub? It overreaches as far as its explicitness.  Regardless, where creativity and artistry are concerned on this lascivious number, Prince’s falsetto on the chorus is untouchable.

“Ah, Pussy Control, oh

Ah, Pussy Control, oh.”

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15. Marvin Sease, “Candy Licker” 

💿 Marvin Sease • 🏷 The Island Def Jam Music Group • 🗓 1987

Marvin Sease, Marvin Sease [📷: The Island Def Jam Music Group]“Let me lick you up, let me lick you down / Turn baby and let me lick you all around.” Damn! the late 🎙Marvin Sease was incredibly risqué and unapologetic, particularly for his time.  He never achieved widespread commercial success, but his music is compelling and memorable, nonetheless.  Honestly, when you can incorporate oral sex – cunnilingus – into a record, you’re ‘doing’ something.

Throughout the funky but filthy, 10-minute-long 🎵 “Candy Licker”, Marvin Sease makes it clear that her pleasure is the modus operandi.  He argues too many men are only concerned with their own pleasure and don’t care that she receives pleasure too.  That’s why he asserts, “I will lick you till you cum, I’m not lying girl / I just wanna be, eight days a week, your candy licker girl.” Furthermore, Sease takes on this conscience-free persona, Jodi, who will go to any lengths to get the licking done! Sure, them other guys “Don’t give a damn whether you cum /… But I’m Jodi, baby / I will lick you up, lick you down…” Woo!We’ll leave it at that!

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