12 Worst Songs of 2024 features songs by Camila Cabello, Ice Spice, Katy Perry, Lil Mabu, Tom MacDonald, and Ā„$.
BE PREPARED for the chance of NOT a lifetime, Scar and music enthusiasts! This playlist of the 12 Worst Songs of 2024 WONāT make you merry in the least. Ā Why? The 12 songs selected are the bottom of the barrel in 2024 ā āSimply the worst, worser than all rest!ā 12 Worst Songs of 2024 Ā features songs courtesy of Camila Cabello, Ice Spice, Katy Perry, Lil Mabu, Tom MacDonald, and Ā„$. Perhaps some of these songs do or did tickle your fancy, but as for me and my ears, they fell short, sis! So, without further ado, letās jump into the utmost mediocrity (at best), shall we?!
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1. Yung Oogway & Master Oogway, āAdolf Hitler is My Niggaā
2. Tom MacDonald & Ben Shapiro, āFACTSā
3. Katy Perry, āWOMANāS WORLDā
4. Nicki Minaj, āBig Footā
5. Ā„$: Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign, āCarnivalā (Ft. Rich The Kid & Playboi Carti)
7. Lil Dicky, āJail (Part 1)ā
9. Camila Cabello, āI Luv Itā
10. Dylan Mulvaney, āDays of Girlhoodā
11. Lil Mabu, āBIG DOG SH*Tā (Ft. Lil RT)
12. Ice Spice, āThink U The Shit (Fart)ā
1. Yung Oogway & Master Oogway, āAdolf Hitler is My Niggaā
āAdolf Hitler is My Niggaā // Yung Oogway, Master Oogway // 2024
āUh, Adolph Hitler is my nigga (Nigga) / Put the barrel to his head and pulled the trigger.āĀ Those lyrics should be enough to confirm why āAdolf Hitler is My Niggaā ranks among the worst, if not the worst song of 2024.Ā The use of the n-word is problematic ā Master Oogway is not black.Ā Even if he was, calling Adolph Hitler, one of the most repugnant people in history his āniggaā is messed up.Ā The lyrics are clownish, disgusting, and insensitive.Ā āHe is a prick but got shot in J. F. Kennedyās place,ā Master Oogway asserts in the verse, disrespectfully.Ā It doesnāt end there, of course.Ā āIām chilling with Anne Frank in the (Hot Box) / Her secret is that she likes (Hot Cocks).ā Ugh, ugh, ugh! Cāmon Oogway! Beyond his inappropriate references, he says utterly dumb āshit,ā literally:
āI tell you the kebab made my farts a typhoon
Looney Tunes
I love that show but my grandma said itās for gay people
Then that bitch found out that my farts were way lethal (fart)
Passed away after leaving me hella money bank
Cause I went and go farted in her damn oxygen tank.ā
Horrible, horrible, horrible.Ā Adding insult to injury, Master Oogway recorded another horrid song, āSorry For Saying The N-Wordā (āI’m sorry, sorry for saying the n-word / Stupid joke, made me go out my mind / I should’ve never, ever said that damn word / I have truly, truly gone out of lineā).
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2. Tom MacDonald & Ben Shapiro, āFACTSā
āFACTSā // Tom MacDonald // 2024
āIf you want my pronouns, Iām the man, Iām the man who don’t respect you.ā Hmm, Okay⦠Conservative rap hits different⦠āFACTSā!Ā The thing is the facts that Tom MacDonald and Ben Shapiro (!) are questionable at best. Look at āFACTSā this way ā itās nearly three-and-a-half minutes of my life I canāt get back nor un-hear.Ā Itās a song that you know better than indulge in but you do and the regret is greater than anticipated. FACTS! MacDonald is as uninclusive and narrow-minded as to be expected.Ā In an era of doubling down, he does so early on, rightfully spitting, āThey call me offensive, controversial / Thereās only two genders, boys and girls /⦠Claim that Iām racist, yeah, alright / Iām not ashamed because Iām white.ā You get the picture.Ā Tom makes it clear these liberals suck! After all, ālibsā āYou defunded the police, now thereās no one to protect you.ā Making a dumb, cringeworthy song even dumber is Ben Shapiro, who sounds awkward as āfor under consent of the kingā in the second verse. āLetās look at the stats, Iāve got the facts / My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat,ā he ārapsā (š), āHomie, Iām epic, donāt be a WAP, Dawg, itās a yarmulke, homie, no cap.ā Oh, brother! When MacDonald asserts, āThis aināt rap,ā he aināt lying!Ā āFACTSā Ā is the exemplification of a hot-ass mess! It lays a strong case for the very worst song of 2024.
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3. Katy Perry, āWOMANāS WORLDā
143 // Capitol // 2024
āItās a womanās world and youāre lucky to be livinā in it.ā Thatās an empowering statement from Katy Perry BUT, itās not that simple⦠Itās bad when a comeback seems doomed from the start. The Grammy-nominated pop singer/songwriterās sixth studio album, 143, was led by a controversial lead single, āWOMANāS WORLDā. Fans and critics cried foul because Perry collaborated on this feminist anthem with controversial producer Dr. Luke. In āWOMANāS WORLDā intent canāt be separated from the controversy the producer and songwriter brought on. The song isnāt good enough. The lyrics say the right things (āFire in her eyes / Feminine divine / She was born to shineā) but the song is nothing special ā utterly forgettable.Ā Perrys sings okay, but itās not enough.Ā The same can be said about the production (Dr. Luke, Aaron Joseph, Rocco Did It Again!, and Vaughn Oliver). Itās bright, rhythmic, and energetic, but also, sounds anachronistic ā ābeen there, done that.ā Dr. Lukeās presence hurts, shortchanging the song.Ā But also, the song itself is painfully mediocre ā less than mediocre from my perspective. āWOMANāS WORLDā is a forgettable song, but an unforgettable misstep by Perry that doomed 143, the worst album of her career.
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4. Nicki Minaj, āBig Footā
āBig Footā // Republic // 2024Ā
Nicki Minaj had to respond, right? RIGHT! For some context, Grammy-winning rapper Megan Thee Stallion ate on her diss track, āHISSā, which addressed several adversaries, including Minaj. With Nicki taking a hit with Thee Stallionās pitch-perfect bars shading her and her husband, a response was necessary.Ā However, with the shady-titled āBig Footā, Nicki forgot to add the seasoning or fully cook the ābeefā coming over as an insensitive bully. Nicki can rap her ass off but sounds pressed on āBig Foot.ā Does she believe sheās eating Thee Stallion up? Perhaps, but ultimately, it doesnāt hit.Ā She takes shots, but arguably, the bullets ricochet⦠āHow you fuck your mother man when she die? / How you go on Gayle King and canāt cry?ā she asserts, adding, āSwearinā on your dead mother when you lie.ā Ouch, Nicki⦠classless to be honest. Other infamous moments include, āBad bitch, she like six foot (ooh), I call her Big Foot / The bitch feel off, I said, āGet up on your good foot,ā referencing Megan getting shot in the foot and generally insulting her.Ā Nicki also discredits Meganās Grammy wins: āThey got you all them Grammys, but your flowās still a no / What a fiasco, Lupe.ā One of the lowest blows is when she asserts, āWhy the fuck is you humpinā on a minor?ā That line is suspect, given Nickiās husband is a convicted sex offender, her brother was convicted of sexual assault, and she took heat for giving a minor a lap dance⦠Perhaps the worst part of āBig Footā is the outro, which is ODD AF.Ā āBig Footā may aim BIG but was a big ole miss by Nicki Minaj and one of the worst songs of 2024.
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5. Ā„$: Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign, āCarnivalā (Ft. Rich The Kid & Playboi Carti)
VULTURES 1 // YZY // 2024
āGo, go, go, go / Head so good, she a honor roll / She ride the dick like a carnival / I done did the impossible.ā Yeah, I TOTALLY miss the old Kanye West š³.Ā This new Kanye is⦠unhinged, to say the least.Ā Somehow, the hot garbage that is āCarnivalā reached no. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 ā let that set in! āCarnivalā is attributed to Ā„$ (Kanye West and Ty Dolla $ign) and features Rich The Kid and Playboi Carti. The multi-platinum single is the 12th track from Ā„$ās album, VULTURES 1, which received mixed reviews.Ā The intro and chorus are shallow to the nth degree.Ā Nothing is redeeming.Ā If anything, weāll never think of the carnival the same.Ā Rich The Kid raps the first verse, adding no substance other than, āShe like to put it in her nose.ā Besides coke references, he focuses on his come-up, drip, and of course, sex: āLet her suck the dick, said she was a pro / If she scrape her teeth, Iām tell her to go.ā Ty Dolla $ign is shallow too, asserting in the second verse, āShe ride it like Six Flags,ā āI whop her from the back / I gave that bitch a cramp,ā and āThese hoes wanna fuck my car.ā West shamefully defends Chris Brown in the third verse (āThis for what they did to Chis, they canāt do shit with thisā). Carti asserts, āShe tatted my name on her titties, yeah, you can bust it, but itās a borrow.ā Yuck, yuck, yuck. Some enjoyed āCarnivalā but as for me and my ears, itās a hard NO for me.Ā
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6. JoJo Siwa, āKarmaā
Guilty Pleasure (EP) // Columbia // 2024
āI was a bad girl, I did some bad things.ā Word. āThou shalt not lie, thou shalt not cheat / Thou shalt not get caught or youāll end up just like me.ā Well, part of that was biblical⦠semi-biblical. Sometimes, a song can ruin your music career in one fell swoop.Ā Thatās the case with JoJo Siwa and āKarma,ā easily one of the worst and most hated songs of 2024.Ā This recalls a segment of The Oprah Winfrey Show where Oprah made fun of her outfits and told the audience, āWhat was I thinking?ā Surely, Siwa will one day reflect on āKarmaā similarly.Ā It was a MISTAKE.Ā According to the chorus, āKarmaās a bitch, I shouldāve known better / If I had a wish, I wouldāve never effed around.ā Ah, the regret.Ā We all feel sheer regret for listening to this song.Ā Indeed, āMy guilts [for listening once] become a symphony that wonāt let me forget.ā Notably, āKarmaā is āold.āĀ It is a cover of a 2012 song intended for Miley Cyrus and recorded by Brit Smith (āKarmaās a Bitchā). Despite the backlash for āKarma,ā and Siwaās antics, it still appeared on her EP, Guilty Pleasure.Ā A guilty pleasure it isnāt. āKarmaā doesnāt move the needle.Ā It’s simply not cutting-edge regarding the production, songwriting, or Siwaās performance.Ā
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7. Lil Dicky, āJail (Part 1)ā
Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack) // Dirty Burd, Inc. / Commission Music / BMG Rights Management (US) LLC // 2024
āFunny motherfucker, class clown, 12th grade / Sometimes I might overstep my boundaries / Do some weird shit, believe in the art of the joke.ā Comedian and comedic rapper Lil Dicky (Dave Burd) should be taken with a grain of salt.Ā Even so, āJail (Part 1)ā is one of the dumbest, absolutely worst songs heās ever released.Ā It appears on his album, Penith (The DAVE Soundtrack) as a bonus track.Ā āJail (Part 1)ā is an excruciating listen running nearly nine minutes.Ā Folks, thatās nine minutes of Dicky saying dumb shit ā thereās no other way to put it.Ā Ā After making some disturbing dick jokes, during a show, the rapper āWhipped out the nuts, cheers.ā Because of his act of public indecency, after the show, heās arrested, posts bail, and after going to court, heās sentenced to two years in jail (āThe jury arrived at a verdictĀ (Guilty) / I thought I misheard it (Guilty) / Mama Burd going berserk (My son) / Wait, you said two years, your Honor? (Yes)ā). From here, the jail experience becomes sexually charged from the spreading of cheeks, raking nuts, and rape (āYou ābout to get fucked, pendejoā). Ethnicity also becomes a thing with Blacks and Mexicans, with Don Quixote informing Dave heās going to fuck him⦠Ultimately, Lil Dicky gives him an oral experience, describing his penis, the process, and biting āoff his dick (Ay, carumbo).ā Just describing portions of āJail (Part 1)ā is uncomfortable, not to mention, S-T-U-P-I-D.Ā To reiterate, this is nine minutes of dumb shit.
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8. Lil Nas X, āJ CHRISTā
āJ CHRISTā // Columbia // 2024
āIs he up to somethinā only I-I know? / Is he ābout to hit āem with the high-igh note?ā Trolling.Ā Grammy-winning artist Lil Nas X (Montero Hill) has a knack for trolling, embracing controversy, and shock value.Ā While he is quite talented, Hill seems to enjoy ruffling feathers as a means of marketing.Ā For the rollout of his āJ CHRISTā, he embraced utter blasphemy. His āministryā leading up to āJ CHRISTā,Ā expectedly, is insincere. The accompanying music video, hinted at before the release too, is intended to piss off Christians.Ā Hill produced this two-and-a-half minute āpiece of workā alongside Omer Fedi and Gesaffelstein. The result was an utterly forgettable flop. āBack-back-back up out the gravesite / Bitch, Iām back like J Christ,ā he proclaims in the second verse. Bitch and Christ in the same line? He adds, āIām finna get the gays hyped.āĀ Interesting.Ā These lyrics mark the few times that Jesus Christ is explicitly referenced. However, itās enough to raise eyebrows, considering Hill likens his return to that of Jesus. Throughout, we get āthe expectedā from Montero. Heās confident, fierce, carefree, and unafraid about who he offends.Ā Beyond touting his comeback, he musters up tuneful melodies, especially the pre-chorus and the chorus.Ā The backdrop is on fleek, butĀ āJ CHRISTā did nothing for Lil Nas Xās career or music enthusiasts. Itās a miss for me.Ā
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9. Camila Cabello, āI LUV ITā (Ft. Playboi Carti)
C,XOXO // Camila Cabello / Geffen / Interscope // 2024Ā
āSupersonic / In your orbit / And Iām bad / Diabolicā¦ā Um, sure Camila Cabello, whatever you say! The Grammy-nominated (!) pop singer enlists Playboi Carti for āI LUV ITā, the promo single from her fourth album, C,XOXO. When reviewing the El Guincho / Jasper Harris-produced single that samples āLemonadeā by Gucci Mane, I was too kind⦠Revisiting this energetic joint, Cabello doesnāt say much.Ā A prime example of not saying much is the repetitively annoying chorus:Ā āI love it, I love it, I love it, I love it / I love it, I love it, I love it.ā Previously, I described it as ānot deep ā but catchy as albeit.ā Iāll retain the ānot deepā quote, but I mustāve had something stuck in my ears when I described it as ācatchy as albeit.ā Iāll still spot her the memorable lyric, āI go soprano, baby, go down lowā from the first verse, I guess š.Ā I was always āoutā on Playboi Cartiās performance, which requires the lyrics to discover he references Novocain, drugs (weed, lean), foreigns (Lamborghini Aventador SVJ), and women (Clermont twins) in his rap.Ā Camila Cabello is the āstar of the showā on āI LUV ITā, particularly compared to Playboi Carti. But, that star has dimmed significantly since first encountering the song, which is, bizarre, much like C,XOXO overall.Ā This is definitely NOT one of the yearās finer musical moments.Ā
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10. Dylan Mulvaney, āDays of Girlhoodā
āDays of Girlhoodā // Days of Girlhood Corp. // 2024
āThese are the days, these are the days / These are the days of girlhood / Every day, every night / Rise and shine, theyāre all mine.ā Disclaimer: First and foremost, I have no issues with Dylan Mulvaney herself. Where transphobia is rampant and trans rights are the first in the LGBTQ+ community to be jeopardized by the right wing, The Musical Hype and I will always be inclusive supporting the LGBTQ+ community. Ā That includes the āT.ā That said, āDays of Girlhoodā is… not very good. Mulvaney has good intentions throughout. She acknowledges that she and fellow trans women have lots to learn (āGirls like me gotta learn the basicsā). Ā She also provides insight into the experience, including gender transition (āTuesday morning, pick up medsā) and their relationship with other members of the LGBTQ+ community (āPlaying wingman to our twinksā). The problem is the execution, unfortunately. The singing is meh at best. The songwriting is boring despite capturing experiences that deserve to be discussed. Ā The lack of tuneful melodies doesnāt help Mulvaneyās lot, either.Ā The production is okay but doesnāt lift āDays of Girlhoodā to the next level. āDays of Girlhoodā isnāt the worst song of 2024 ā there are worse by my estimations ā but this āwhite girlā anthem misses the mark for me.
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11. Lil Mabu, āBIG DOG SH*Tā (Ft. Lil RT)
YOUNG GENIUS // YOUNG GENIUS ACADEMY INC. // 2024Ā
Lil Mabu (Matthew Peter DeLuca) is⦠something else.Ā A prime example of the unserious, affluent, white boy rapper being āsomething elseā is āBIG DOG SH*Tā.Ā This sh*tty song appears on his album, YOUNG GENIUS.Ā That doesnāt feel like an accurate description of the rapping⦠Anyways, Mabu, who was pushing 19 when Ā āBIG DOG SH*Tā dropped, collaborated with then 9-year-old rapper, Lil RT ā I SH*T you not! The result of the collaboration is nothing short of a hot mess! It begins with the chorus where Mabu asserts, āIām a big dog, I do big dog shit / I fuck your bitch raw, I heard she been wantinā the kid.āĀ Lil RT gets in on the action⦠at least some of it: āIām a big dog and I do big dog shit / In that big body whip like itās PAW Patrol, bitch.ā Oh, my! In the verse, the rappers trade ridiculous bars.Ā Mabu spits, āC ācause Iām a Crip, sike, bitch, suwoop,ā later rapping, āI got young shooters āround me, found āem in the childhood / I gave his ass a lollipop when he do good.āĀ To that, Lil RT responds, āHow many licks do it take to get the lolly popped?ā RT also speaks about his ācareerā in the bridge: āI know a lot of people got stuff to say about me / Iām just a kid from Atlanta ⦠/ Mabu told me a hundred times, itās deeper than music.ā Geez, Louise! āBIG DOG SH*Tā reeks! A giant-ass pooper scooper is required to clean up this one!
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12. Ice Spice, āThink U The Shit (Fart)ā
Y2K! // Dolo Entertainment, Inc. / 10K Projects / UMG Recordings, Inc. // 2024
āThink you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.ā Iāll be the first to admit (and repent) that I gave Ice Spice (Isis Gaston) far too much credit for her poopy-assed song, āThink U The Shit (Fart)ā. Ā A 3 ½ star rating? What āda fuqā was I thinking? āThink U The Shit (Fart)ā would end up on Spiceās critically maligned debut album, Y2K!.Ā Arguably, it was one of the better moments on a questionable LP. The most memorable section of the song is the chorus, led by explicit excerpted lyrics. Gaston adds, āBitches be quick, but Iām quicker / Bitches be thick, but Iām thicker / Soon could be rich, but Iām richer.ā So, basically, these bitches think theyāre the shit, but Ice Spice knows that she is the shit.Ā Got it! Gastonās confidence is through the roof, though it shouldnāt be…Ā Sheās āthat girlā: āBitch, Iām a baddie, I get what I want.ā Sheās backed by a repetitive instrumental produced by RIOTUSA, Synthetic, and Venny, featuring rhythmic synths and a hard, anchoring beat.Ā Revisiting āThink U The Shit (Fart)ā, post-review, that āshitā doesnāt hit nearly as hard as I thought.Ā In fact, itās that annoying āfloaterā that you struggle to flush down.
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Worst Songs of 2024 [š·: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; 10K Projects, BMG Rights Management (US) LLC, Camila Cabello, Capitol, Columbia, Commission Music, Days of Girlhood Corp., Dirty Burd, Inc., Dolo Entertainment, Inc., Geffen, Interscope, Republic, Tom MacDonald, UMG Recordings, Inc., YOUNG GENIUS ACADEMY INC., YZY; Vika_Glitter from Pixabay]
