YungFrenchFry, Jingle Balls | Midnight Heat

In the 101^st edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Jingle Balls” by YungFrenchFry. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 101^st edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Jingle Balls” by YungFrenchFry.

Oh, dick 🤭! I meant to say, oh, shit! Either way, my response to those elegant lines from YungFrenchFry feels inappropriately appropriate… or something like that.  “Jingle Bells” and “Jingle Bell Rock” get the remix that nobody asked for via “Jingle Balls”. What a title, right?! Despite its brevity at two minutes and change, YungFrenchFry drops ample naughtiness. “I hang with your Granny, she bakin’ a pie,” YungFrenchFry continues rapping in the unhinged chorus, and adds, “Then I shoot my seed inside her good eye.” Ejaculating in Granny’s eye is wild!

Beyond “Jingle Balls” being fueled by outlandishness and sex, it also samples the beloved holiday classic, “Jingle Bell Rock.” Before YungFrenchFry raps, “Jingle Balls” is innocent.  But, the innocence evaporates quickly, thanks to “Fuck[ing] the Christmas trees in the malls / The wind is a blowing, and titties are out / That’s what Christmas is all about.” That plays a lot differently than the notion that Jesus is the reason for the season 👀.  Despite his unapologetic, sex-fueled rhymes, YungFrenchFry is entertaining, delivering a compelling cadence and flow.  The choruses are striking but so is the verse.  “I got booty bitches making everything on my list / The only thing that I’m missing is your momma’s sweet, lovely kiss,” he raps, and adds, “And I’m playing with some toes while your mommas cookin’ chicken.” Ooh-wee.  One thing that YungFrenchFry says that’s 💯: “If you cute, and you naughty / Trust that coal is what getting’.” Sounds like a bad girl! NSFW through and through, “Jingle Balls” is an infectious sexed-up Christmas carol that would’ve been a perfect fit on 15 Naughty Songs To Bring in the Holiday Cheer.

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YungFrenchFry, Jingle Balls: Midnight Heat No. 101 (2025) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; DistroKid; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]

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