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Ur pretty, “Keep Riding Me”: After Dark No. 35 [📷: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro from Pexels, KoolShooters from Pexels, Luan Queiros from Pexels, The Musical Hype, ur pretty]On the 35th edition of After Dark, we explore the naughty, risqué & utterly sexual vibes behind, “Keep Riding Me” by ur pretty. 

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nnuendo? More like full-on sexual vibes! Welcome to After Dark 🕛 🌃, a column featuring songs that are best suited for nighttime, specifically, the bedroom.  Like Controversial Tunes 😈🎶, the records featured here raise eyebrows.  The difference between the songs of CONTROVERSY and DARK? These songs specifically focus on the universal topic of S-E-X. The dark records gracing After Dark are old and new alike, with all genres of music welcome.  On the 35th edition of After Dark, we explore the naughty, risqué, scandalous & utterly sexual vibes behind, 🎵 “Keep Riding Me” by 🎙 ur pretty.


Theme & Lyrics ✍

“Just keep riding me.” How about six more words: “Just keep on fucking me deep.” Now that is sexual AF – that After Dark 🕛 🌃 💩 we live for! 🎙 ur pretty (🎙 Jake Hill) intended the lyrics to involve ‘the love below,’ clearly.  Adding to the spiciness of 🎵 “Keep Riding Me” is the fact that it DOES NOT go straight.  “I can’t think straight when I look into your eyes,” Hill sings on the first verse, adding, “Yeah, your mustache tickles my nut sack, baby.” That’s unapologetically gay, period!  It doesn’t stop there, folks: “You got a way with your words and a big fat cock.” Just in case you weren’t aware, Jake makes us aware that size matters 🍆 💦.

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Bitmoji Image“Flip me over, beat my meat up while you pound it.” I was about to analyze everything happening sexually, but I thought it best to leave it alone. Clearly, those lyrics are something else!  Even with lit guy on guy sex, “Keep Riding Me” is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.  Maybe that’s a bit of a bummer considering it feels less an ode to male-on-male love than pop-punk humor. Hill’s best moment comes on the entertaining, risqué chorus:

“He spreads my cheeks, and he makes me scream
He’s my number one daddy, gotta make him cream inside of me
Just keep riding me
When I’m slurping him down, it’s my favorite sound,
You let out a little moan, what a beautiful tone
So softly, just keep riding me.” 

Wow…🍆 💦.

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Final Thoughts 💭

Bitmoji ImageWho knew that Jake Hill would give us a titillating gay pop-punk song? Even if it’s not to be taken seriously, it’s kind of hot right? TMI, but hey, ur pretty just wants the ‘ride’ to continue, hehe!  Again, that After Dark 🕛 🌃 💩 that we totally heart!

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🎙 Ur pretty🎵 “Keep Riding Me” • 🏷 ur pretty🗓 2021
Ur pretty, Keep Riding Me: After Dark No. 35 [📷: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro from Pexels, KoolShooters from Pexels, Luan Queiros from Pexels, The Musical Hype, ur pretty]

 


the musical hype

the musical hype (Brent Faulkner) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education, music theory/composition respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Faulkner cites music and writing as two of the most important parts of his life. Notably, he's blessed with a great ear, possessing perfect pitch.