Tyler, The Creator, Judge Judy | Midnight Heat

In the seventh edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Judge Judy” by Tyler, The Creator.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the seventh edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Judge Judy” by Tyler, The Creator.

“I met this girl named Judy at the cafe ‘round my way / Her breasts were near her chest, and she had curls that hid her face.” And thus begins “Judge Judy” by Tyler, The Creator.  If you couldn’t tell, the song is sexually charged to the nth degree.  He continues singing (rapping melodically) in the first verse, “Her legs were Eiffel Tower, I could tell her daddy Black (Ah) / Peanut butter jelly toasted in her lap.” “Judge Judy” is the seventh track in his 2024 album, CHROMOKOPIA. Tyler, The Creator penned and produced this joint about his relationship with Judy.

If the first verse of “Judge Judy” was tame, Tyler is more sexual in the second verse.  He goes into detail about what he and Judy do.  “We started swapping spit, and then she got on top of me (She got on top of me),” he spits before listing the sexual happens on the table. “Body rubs, bondage, and creampies, we could play / Around in public, any cum is now a fetish,” he raps, continuing, “Giving oral is my passion / You could ride my face…” D-d-d-damn! In an interlude before the final verse, Tyler further confirms his freak: “And she was a great with women, exhibitionist /… I lean voyeur, so it worked out.”  By the third verse, the sexual nature of “Judge Judy” falls by the wayside.  After she stops communicating with Tyler, he receives a letter from her written before she died from cancer (“If you’re reading, it’s too late / I’m on the other side…”). Beyond the lyrics and narrative, “Judge Judy” stands tall as another stellar song from TTC.  The sound palette is radiant, and Tyler’s vocals are well-rounded. In the context of CHROMOKOPIA, is a great preface to “Sticky”.

Tyler, The Creator // CHROMOKOPIA // Columbia // 2024

Tyler, The Creator, Judge Judy: Midnight Heat No. 7 (2025) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Columbia; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]