The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks! | Wacky Wednesday

In the 10th edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks!” performed by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners.

Do you know what day it is? It is Wednesday, folks! Do you know what that means? Why, it is Wacky Wednesday! In the spirited column Wacky Wednesday, we analyze, break down, and explore songs from various musicians of various genres that can be considered unique, unusual, or ‘wacky.’  These songs can be new or old; the only requirement is that they ‘catch the ears’ because of their distinctiveness.  So, with the background established, in the 10^th edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks!” performed by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners. Wacky Wednesday vibes commence!

“Everybody’s got butt cheeks / Everybody’s got big ol’ butt cheeks / Every time you sit down / You’re sittin’ on your butt cheeks.”  I mean, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners aren’t off base in “Butt Cheeks But Cheeks Butt Cheeks!”, the 32^nd track on their 2012 album, The White Album (With Brown and Yellow Stains). Butt cheeks are part of the anatomy.  Furthermore, they aren’t wrong  when they assert, “When you spread your butt cheeks apart / You have room for your poop to come out / Of your butt, yes, you do.” Ew, but again, true.

“Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks!” features simple, piano accompaniment. The backdrop is sufficient to encourage pooing.  After all, “The inside of your butt cheeks are filled with little pieces of poop.” Yikes… And, in case you didn’t know, “You gotta wipe your butt cheeks after you poop.” If you don’t, you will smell like…  While this song  is absurd and lacks profundity, like most songs about the butt and poop, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners make a relatable observation: “When you gotta go poop real bad / But you’re not near a toilet / You squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the poop from coming.” “Butt Cheeks But Cheeks Butt Cheeks!” is an odd song. It should be taken with a grain of salt. Still, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners are sincere… or at least, as sincere as they can be.

The Toilet Bowl Cleaners // The White Album (With Brown and Yellow Stains) // Motern Media // 2012

The Toilet Bowl Cleaners, Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks Butt Cheeks!: Wacky Wednesday No. 10 (2025) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Motern Media; Rich The Barber Font from Font Space; Wendel Natan from Pexels; AcatXlo, OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay]