The Lonely Island, Jizz In My Pants

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In the seventh edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Jizz In My Pants” performed by The Lonely Island.

Do you know what day it is? It is Wednesday, folks! Do you know what that means? Why, it is Wacky Wednesday! In the spirited column Wacky Wednesday, we analyze, break down, and explore songs from various musicians of various genres that can be considered unique, unusual, or ‘wacky.’ These songs can be new or old; the only requirement is that they ‘catch the ears’ because of their distinctiveness. So, with the background established, in the seventh edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Jizz In My Pants” performed by The Lonely Island. Wacky Wednesday vibes commence!

“Our lips first touch outside your doors / A whole night, what we’ve got in store / Whisper in my ear that you want some more / And I — / Jizzed in my pants.” Oh yes, actor and comedian extraordinaire Andy Samberg ‘went there’ on “Jizz In My Pants”. There are more reasonable definitions for jizz, such as to ejaculate (verb) and semen (noun), but Urban Dictionary always provides more colorful, vulgar definitions, like “The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it too hard” and “When a guy shoots white sticky love juice out of his dick.” To be fair, all of the jizzing isn’t solely shouldered by Samberg on “Jizz In My Pants.” This is a collective effort by comedy trio The Lonely Island, comprised of Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer. This wacky, weird, NSFW song where the guys tackle losing control and ‘letting it erupt’ is one of many highlights from the trio’s 2009 album, Incredibad. It’s giving Mount Vesuvius!

So, what is the seminal experience () like for Samberg’s colleague, Jorma? At the grocery store, Taccone raps, “Never felt that I could feel real again / But the look in her eyes said, ‘I need a friend’ / She turned to me, that’s when she said it / Looked me dead in the face, asked ‘Cash or credit?’ / And I— / Jizzed in my pants.” That is an interesting reason to… release. In the third verse, Samberg returns, with lots of reasons cause him to jizz in his pants. They include “Checked my phone and saw you rang” and “When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.” Ain’t that some, jizz? In the choruses, they point the fingers to the perpetrators of their uncontrollable bodily fluids. From Samberg’s perspective (after verse one), “You were rubbing my butt.” For Taccone (after verse two), it was the cashier’s flirting and “the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot.” Damn! Besides the messiness listening to “Jizz In My Pants” the music video is something else. The Lonely Island’s facial expressions are a sight to behold. A song that should be taken with a grain of salt, more than 15 years after its arrival, this sticky cut remains comical, ludicrous, and highly entertaining.