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The Gays, Pretty Boys Make Me Feel Ugly: LGBTQ Bopz ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ No. 36 (2023) [๐Ÿ“ท: Brent Faulkner/ The Musical Hype; Island; CatsWithGlasses, John Collins, TheQueerAI from Pixabay]In the 36th edition of LGBTQ Bopz ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ (2023), we highlight the song, โ€œPretty Boys Make Me Feel Uglyโ€ performed by The Gays. 

Be prepared to #SLAY! LGBTQ Bopz ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ embraces, highlights, and celebrates singles and tracks by LGBTQIA musicians or allies.  In this column, we provide background and insight into the respective musician(s), as well as analyze + go gaga over the decadent bops being served up.  Furthermore, when the music dictates deeper, more transcendent discussion, we ensure the point is articulated to the fullest.  All styles of music are welcome while the BOPZ can be classics or brand-spanking new. So, without further ado, in the 36th edition of LGBTQ Bopz ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ (2023), we highlight ๐ŸŽต โ€œPretty Boys Make Me Feel Uglyโ€ performed by ๐ŸŽ™ The Gays. 

The Gays, The Agenda [๐Ÿ“ท: Island]โ€œYou got great hair / What does that say about me?โ€ Well, honestly, ๐ŸŽ™ Will Riley, not muchโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ  But, maybe, just maybe, thatโ€™s the point the Montreal, Quรฉbec ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โ€˜collective,โ€™ ๐ŸŽ™ The Gays is trying to make ๐Ÿค”.  The objectification that is ๐ŸŽต โ€œPretty Boys Make Me Feel Uglyโ€, the fifth track from ๐Ÿ’ฟ The Agenda, reissued in 2023 in a deluxe edition, continues: โ€œWhite teeth ๐Ÿ˜ / All the better for biting baby / Full lips / And theyโ€™re talking to me.โ€ ยกMuy interesante! This raw, punk joint excels at expressing gay desire โ€“ we STAN.  That said, is this expression at a cost?

โ€œCause I donโ€™t care

If they came to love me

You know

Pretty boys make me feel ugly.โ€

pride heart burstSo, let me get this straight. Riley doesnโ€™t care if these gorgeous, perfect men love him? That seems to be the case.  Of course, it depends on how you perceive ugly.  In the second verse, Will continues to paint a picture of that fine dude many a women and men would fall for, apparently at any cost. โ€œAnd look out boy / Cause Iโ€™m coming for you,โ€ he sings, โ€œYou donโ€™t care / Youโ€™re cumming tooโ€ฆโ€  So, basically, um, ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€ฆ and no shameโ€ฆ โ€œEvery time they come around this is what they do.โ€ To put a bow ๐ŸŽ€ on this, The Gays (๐Ÿ˜) paint a picture of god-like men that are yummy AF, and even if they make them feel ugly, it simply doesnโ€™t matter because the love below โฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿ† wants what it wants. ๐ŸŽต โ€œPretty Boys Make Me Feel Uglyโ€ is brief but ear catching to the nth degree whether youโ€™re one the gays or just a music enthusiast ๐Ÿ˜‰.


๐ŸŽ™ The Gays โ€ข ๐Ÿ’ฟ The Agenda โ€ข ๐Ÿท Island โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2018

The Gays, Pretty Boys Make Me Feel Ugly: LGBTQ Bopz ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ No. 36 (2023) [๐Ÿ“ท: Brent Faulkner/ The Musical Hype; Island; CatsWithGlasses, John Collins, TheQueerAI from Pixabay]

 


the musical hype

the musical hype (Brent Faulkner) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education, music theory/composition respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Faulkner cites music and writing as two of the most important parts of his life. Notably, he's blessed with a great ear, possessing perfect pitch.

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[โ€ฆ] ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โ€˜collective,โ€™ ๐ŸŽ™ The Gays is trying to make ๐Ÿค”.  The objectification that is ๐ŸŽต โ€œPretty Boys Make Me Feel Uglyโ€, the fifth track from ๐Ÿ’ฟ The Agenda, reissued in 2023 in a deluxe edition, continues: โ€œWhite [โ€ฆ]

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