SuS Records, Your D*ck Is Way Too Big | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 73^rd edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Your Dick Is Way Too Big” by SuS Records. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 73^rd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Your Dick Is Way Too Big” by SuS Records.

“You came back knockin’ on my backdoor / I told ya I don’t wanna see you anymore.” Bummer! Also, something tells me the backdoor referenced is a different sort of backdoor… 🍑. The reason why she won’t allow ole boy back might surprise you, however.  According to SuS Records, simply put, “Your Dick Is Way Too Big” 😳.  So, for all of you size queens out there, in this instance, he’s packing too much! Another AI artist catching ears with outlandish and unapologetic music, Sus Records claims to be bringing back the songs that never were. Yup, I have no doubt this one never existed… In this self-described banned 1940s song, in a dirty blues/jazz style, the fit is not ideal.

Characteristic of dirty blues, the singer, Ms. Wilma Fingerdoo 😏, is accompaniment by piano. She delivers assertive, dynamic, and robust vocals.  The lyrics are NOT SAFE WORK.  Outlandish, she’s brutally honest about the fact that he can’t fit.

“Your dick’s way too big, it’s never gonna fit

Your dick’s way too big, it’s gonna make me split

It’s not fitting in my mouth or in my back door

Your dick’s too big, so I can’t see you no more.”

Too much information, and yet, our dirty minds picture every filthy lyric.  By the way, that backdoor reference is clarified… 🍑.  Fingerdoo provides more eyebrow-raising moments.  In the second verse, she states, “You have a cock as big as two or three guys.” Hmm, I have questions… The bridge raises even more questions. “But the first six inches is only the tip,” she sings, and continues, “If you put the whole thing in, I’d have a heart attack / You’re the one who’s taller, lyin’ on their back.”Say what now?! A six-inch tip? If that is indeed the case, Wilma knows exactly what she’s talking about.  The risks for injury would be greatly increased given the massive size of such a D… Ultimately, Wilma Fingerdoo, SuS Records, and “Your Dick Is Way Too Big” should all be taken with an itty bitty grain of salt.

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SuS Records, Your Dick Is Way Too Big: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 73 (2025) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; James Werner; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]

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