Sublime, Burritos | Wacky Wednesday

In the 37th edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique “Burritos” performed by alternative rock /ska band, Sublime.

Do you know what day it is? It is Wednesday, folks! Do you know what that means? Why, it is Wacky Wednesday! In the spirited column Wacky Wednesday, we analyze, break down, and explore songs from various musicians of various genres that can be considered unique, unusual, or ‘wacky.’  These songs can be new or old; the only requirement is that they ‘catch the ears’ because of their distinctiveness.  With the background established, in the 37^th edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique “Burritos”, performed by Sublime. Wacky Wednesday vibes commence! 

“I ain’t gettin’, I ain’t gettin’ out of bed today.” Huh, it’s giving sloth, Sublime. Specifically, Bradley Nowell asserts, “I don’t wanna eat burritos.” Damn, he is feeling some way! Those are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to “Burritos”. “Burritos” is the 12^th track from the alternative rock/ska band’s multiplatinum, self-titled album, released in 1996. Interestingly, it is a remake of an early Sublime song, “Fighting Badly.” Nowell (vocals and guitar), Eric Wilson (bass), and Bud Gaugh (drums) penned this lazy joint. Paul Leary produced it.   

“Burritos” is a quick-paced, energetic alternative rock record. Sure, Bradley Nowell doesn’t “want to do a goddamn thing,” but he and the band bring it, nonetheless.  Before he sings one note or utters one slothful lyric, the intro lasts north of 30 seconds.  During the intro, the music is striking, gassing up Newell’s laziness.  Some of the things that he has no interest in are surprising. “I don’t want to look at naked chicks and drink beer,” he sings in the first verse. WTF?! Similarly, in the second verse, he informs us, “I don’t want to watch no porno / And I don’t want to play guitar / I don’t want to spank the monkey / I don’t want to go down to the corner bar.” No jerking off? Wow! Nowell’s lack of engagement in anything, including pleasurable activities such as solo time and eating burritos, suggests depression. If you are experiencing substantial depression and mental health issues, not leaving the bed all day wouldn’t be far-fetched.  Depression is not fun but this song about where Nowell doesn’t wanna do shit, and asserts, “Keep on skankin’, Ronnie” is a blast.  “Burritos” in the hands of Sublime never tasted so delish!