Slayyyter, Old Technology | Spicy Tunez

In the 24^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the controversial, eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Old Technology” by Slayyyter.

Aww, shee-it! Prepare to be shooketh! Spicy Tunez is a column filled with naughty, sometimes controversial, and NSFW songs 👀.  Some songs merely dabble in innuendo and suggestiveness.  Others, however, go whole-hog and embrace a give-no-fucks aesthetic, thrive on sexual endeavors, utter shock value, and sometimes find themselves firmly embroiled in censorship… DUN, DUN, DUN! Spicy Tunez consolidates those Controversial Songs and that piping hot, sensually charged Midnight Heat. In the 24^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the controversial, eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “Old Technology” by Slayyyter.

A bender, Slayyyter (Catherine Grace Garner)? Risky behavior, right there.  Obviously, she doesn’t care! The bold lyrics hail from “Old Technology”, the fourth track from her 2026 album, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA.  That album title speaks volumes 😏… Anyway, “Old Technology” is a piece of work – the definition of eyebrow-raising.  A prime example: “You copy-paste the vibe, I never chase the vibe / I hope I die, I’m doing drugs tonight / Ones that I’m not prescribed.” Yikes 😳! Slayyter wrote “Old Technology” with producer Yakob.

“Old Technology” features vibrant production. The song benefits from its hard, noisy synths. Adding to the edginess is a minor key. The edgy sound matches the unapologetic nature of its artist. Where does this old technology come into play? In the first verse, Slayyyter asserts, “You heard the song straight, straight off my iPod / Straight off the Tumblr blog.” iPod? Tumblr? Old technology indeed! Slayyyter makes it clear that she’s living on the edge. Beyond excerpted lyrics from the verses, the chorus is the centerpiece. Here, Garner lets loose:

“I’m cranking up

Old technology, fuck your critique

Bitch, what do you want from me?

I need some peace of mind

I’m doing drugs tonight.”

Holy shit! To quote the late, great Amy Winehouse, “What kind of fuckery is this?”.  No extensive analysis is necessary regarding “Old Technology”.  This is a fun record by Slayyyter where she delivers a performance filled with personality. Adding to the allure is a captivating music video.

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Slayyyter » WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA » RECORDS Label LLC / Columbia Records » 2026

Slayyyter, Old Technology: Spicy Tunez No. 24 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; RECORDS Label LLC / Columbia Records; Rizwan Aslam from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson from Pixabay]

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