Sexyy Red & Bruno Mars, Fat Juicy & Wet | Song Review

St. Louis rapper Sexyy Red and Grammy-winning pop superstar Bruno Mars collaborate on a brief, filthy, and potent single “Fat Juicy & Wet.”

“Fat, juicy, and wet (Ah-ah) / I don’t even gangbang, pussy so good / Make me throw up a set (Ah-ah), uh / That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty.” Well, meow! Raise your hand if you ever envisioned a Sexyy Red (Janae Wherry) and Bruno Mars collaboration. I sure didn’t, yet, “Fat Juicy & Wet” finds the raunchy, Gen-Z St. Louis rapper and the Grammy-winning millennial pop/R&B artist working together. Before even listening to one note of the sub-two-and-a-half-minute cut, the cover art is wild… Mars, Wherry, Jeremy Reeves, Jonathan Yip, Kameron Glasper, and Ray Romulus penned “Fat Juicy & Wet.” Mars and The Stereotypes produced it.

Early on, Bruno shocks us with his overt, sexed-up chorus.  We expect no less of Sexyy Red, who gets down and dirty in the first verse, but to hear Mars talk about pussy so freely and often… it ‘hits’ different.  No, it’s not as if Mars is a ‘golden boy’ but dis raunchy (“You better arch your back, put your ass into it”)? Ooh-wee! Sexyy Red’s sexcapades aren’t shocking at this point:

“Ayy, slob on my clit, suck on my toes

Twenty-four-karat, pussy drip like gold (Ooh)

Throw my legs back, eat my booty from the front (Mm)

Milk mustache on your face when I cum (Yeah).”

It’s filthy, mind you, but that is how she has presented herself.  It’s on brand.  She drops a second verse that remains NSFW including “Titties on your forehead,” “Arch your back, put your ass into it,” and “Squirt in your mouth.” Nasty, nasty, nasty.  The sound is giving West Coast, hyphy vibes, which is perfect for a sex song.  So, how does “Fat Juicy & Wet” stack up? I’m shook… I’m not quite sure what to make of this unexpected union between Sexyy Red and Bruno Mars.  It’s something else…

Sexyy Red & Bruno Mars // “Fat Juicy & Wet” // Rebel / gamma. / The Smeezingtons / Atlantic // 1.24.25

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