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Reviews: The Musical Hype

Ah, welcome to the reviews on The Musical Hype! Albums, EPs, and songs [singles + tracks] of various styles are evaluated here – we don’t discriminate! All reviews are also available on the home page. Both album and song reviews are assigned a star rating on a scale of 0 – 5 (½ stars are used as well), that is visible at the beginning and ending of the review.

5 out of 5 stars = Masterpiece 🤩

4.5 out of 5 stars = Near Masterpiece 🤩

4 out of 5 stars = Excellent 😀

3.5 out of 5 stars = Very Good 😀

3 out of 5 stars = Average / Good 🙂 👌

2.5 out of 5 stars = Below Average… it’s giving sus  😏 😑 🫤

2 out of 5 stars = Mediocre 👎 😡

1.5 out of 5 stars, 1 out of 5 stars, 0.5 out of 5 stars, 0 out of 5 stars = BAD… 🤬


~ Album Reviews 💿 ~

Album reviews tend to follow a track-by-track format, commencing with an intro paragraph comprised of background information, and concluding paragraph that wraps things up. Also, GEMS 💎 – the best, highly recommended tracks – are selected at the end of each review. It should not come as a surprise to see the analysis run > 1000 words.


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~ Song Reviews 🎵 ~

Song Reviews on the site tend to follow a format that includes an intro paragraph with background information, a body, comprised of at least one paragraph of analysis, and a concluding paragraph (older reviews) or statement (more recent reviews) that ‘put a cap’ on things. Song reviews generally run a minimum of 250 words with many running > 300 words.


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JoJo, Fuck Apologies. | Track Review 🎵

Urban Pop singer JoJo makes a fierce comeback with brash, ‘unapologetic’ single “F*ck Apologies.,” featuring Wiz Khalifa.

Party Favor, Give It To Me Twice | Track Review 🎵

Party Favor drops enjoyable single “Give It To Me Twice” with the assistance of Sean Kingston and up-and-comer Rich The Kid.

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Tyga, Trap Pu**y | Track Review 🎵

At this point in his career, Tyga could use a shakeup in methodology. "Trap Pu**y" is yet another record that distastefully dabbles in misogyny.

Dan Howell, Dan Is Actually On Fire | Track Review 🎵

YouTube Sensation Dan Howell roasted himself via rapping on channel danisnotonfire, and it became a hilarious single for purchase on iTunes.

Jacob Sartorius, Hit or Miss | Track Review 🎵

13-Year Old Musical.ly sensation Jacob Sartorius releases a follow-up single to the much maligned “Sweatshirt,” “Hit or Miss.”

Die Antwoord, Banana Brain | Track Review 🎵

Die Antwoord returns with eccentric single, “Banana Brain.” “Banana Brain” is the promo single for upcoming LP, 'Mount Ninji and da Nice Time Kid'.

Chris Lane, For Her | Track Review 🎵

While “For Her” is okay, but not particularly great, up-and-coming country musician Chris Lane showcases both vocal and artistic potential.

Fences, Buffalo Feet | Track Review 🎵

Fence returns with pleasant, catchy single, “Buffalo Feet.” “Buffalo Feet” serves as the promo single for forthcoming EP, To the Tall Trembling Trees.

Cher Lloyd, Activated | Track Review 🎵

Pop singer Cher Lloyd has officially “Activated” her swag. That said did Lloyd forget to activate the cohesion switch on single “Activated”? Perhaps.

Regina Spektor, Bleeding Heart | Track Review 🎵

Regina Spektor returns after a 5-year hiatus with “Bleeding Heart,” the excellent promo single from her forthcoming LP, Remember Us to Life.

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