Peaches, No Lube So Rude | Spicy Tunez

In the 17^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “No Lube So Rude” by Peaches.

Aww, shee-it! Prepare to be shooketh! Spicy Tunez is a column filled with naughty, sometimes controversial, and NSFW songs 👀.  Some songs merely dabble in innuendo and suggestiveness.  Others, however, go whole-hog and embrace a give-no-fucks aesthetic, thrive on sexual endeavors, utter shock value, and sometimes find themselves firmly embroiled in censorship… DUN, DUN, DUN! Spicy Tunez consolidates those Controversial Songs and that piping hot, sensually charged Midnight Heat. In the 17^th edition of Spicy Tunez (2026), we explore the eyebrow-raising, naughty, sexed-up vibes behind “No Lube So Rude” by Peaches. 

Now that is quite the lyric! Bisexual Canadian feminist musician, producer, director, and performance artist Peaches (Merrill Nisker, b. 1966) never fails to bring the heat.  She remains potent to the nth degree on her bold, unapologetic single, “No Lube So Rude”. There is no shortage of eyebrow-raising lyrics. “No Lube So Rude” is the third track from her seventh studio album of the same name. Peaches wrote and produced this striking no-lube gem.

“No Lube So Rude” begins with a thudding kick. Eventually, there are some pummeling, jungle-like drums, which match the rawness of this record. Additionally, rhythmic, colorful synths shine within the initial minimalist accompaniment.  But it’s Peaches and those unapologetic lyrics that draw the most attention. “If you wanna tug / We can rub right here / Bring the strap right here / All caps right here.” Oh, snap, Peaches!  It doesn’t stop there: “In the back / In the front / In the cunt / Juicy plump / Take a sip / We can stuff / We can fluff.” Wow! Expectedly, the titular lyrics get some love before even more sexual lyrics arrive.  “Bag of nuts / Bag of tricks / Suck my bits,” she asserts, and continues, “Do you like to bottom / Like to top / Like to switch / Like to flop.” Well, she has it all covered, doesn’t she?! Later, she informs us she ran out of lube, hence, “No lube, so rude.” Rude indeed… like, painful…  Peaches gives no fucks in her performance – she’s all business with her primarily un-pitched performance.  However, on the word “Lube,” she is pitched.  As the record progresses, it adds more instruments (synths, additional programming). Also, Peaches provides even more oomph. Truly a piece of work, “No Lube So Rude” is entertaining, and of course, not safe for work (“When you show up dry / Lube is smoothin’ out the ride”). Never change, Peaches!

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Peaches, No Lube So Rude: Spicy Tunez No. 17 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Kill Rock Stars; Rizwan Aslam from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson from Pixabay]

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