Matt Rogers, Suck on My C**k | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 53^rd edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Suck on My Cock” by Matt Rogers.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. We are talking about that after-dark type $hi†, ya dig? These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 53rd edition of Midnight Heat (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Suck on My Cock” by Matt Rogers.

“You’ll have to open more / To gasp your last breath before I shoot my cream.” Excuse me?! After listening to “Suck on My Cock”, you’ll never think of the Christmas carol, “Jingle Bell Rock” the same.  In 1997, Matt Rogers jacked the instrumental and tune of the beloved classic. He turned it into a filthy, NSFW parody. No deep intensive analysis is necessary as “Suck on My Cock” doesn’t go very deep, well, unless you’re talking about deep throat… From the beginning, the lyrics are horny and perverted AF.  “Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock,” he sings, providing further directions: “Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care / Don’t go rippin’ out my pubic hair.” Yikes.

Rogers doesn’t end the sexed-up lyrics after one verse.  Informing her to get on her knees and “Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm / Soon you’ll be tasting sperm.” Holy sugar honey iced tea! Keep listening or scrolling down the lyrics and the sexually explicit cringe continues.  Take verse three for example: “Faster now, deeper now, into your throat / The secret is not to choke.” At least Rogers concludes the sus “Suck on My Cock” with gratitude: “Thanks for strokin’ my / Thanks for lickin’ my / Thanks for suckin’ my cock.” Oh, brother!

Matt Rogers // Rated Xmas // DistroKid // 1997

Matt Rogers, Suck on My Cock: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 53 (2024) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; DistroKid; Projeto Ser Quem Sou from Pexels; Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images, HANSUAN FABREGAS from Pixabay]