Matt Rogers, santa boy | Bangerz N Bopz 🔥

In the 95th edition of Bangerz N Bopz 🔥 (2024), we highlight “santa boy” performed by the multitalented Matt Rogers. 

Bring on the bold, fierce songs! Bangerz N Bopz 🔥 serves up background info and insight into songs of various styles, especially songs that raise eyebrows and stir the pot.  Featured records can be classic or brand new. In the 95^th edition of Bangerz N Bopz 🔥 (2024), we break down “santa boy” performed by Matt Rogers.

Matt Rogers – whatta handsome, talented man 😍! Actor, comedian, podcast host (La Culturistas), and a singer! Rogers’ voice is as beautiful as his face! Following his 2023 holiday album, Have You Heard of Christmas, Rogers returns with another entertaining, utterly gay Christmas song, “santa boy”.  Can we all agree that Santa is LGBT? If not, Rogers convinces us in this naughty little ditty (“Santa, come out, be with me / U-N-I, L-G-B-T / U-R gay, B true 2 Q / Love yourself like I love you”)! Rogers, Henry Koperski, and Ethan Christopher penned this unforgettable Santa song that you probably, rather, definitely should NOT play for the kids!

The sexual innuendo is turned up on “santa boy.” Not surprising! Santa, especially in 2024, is a sex-positive boy! Have you seen those naughty Santa toys? Santa is XXX! “I count the days ‘til Christmas time / That’s when he comes back in my life,” Rogers sings in the first verse.  Who? Santa, of course! “He slides down like a chimneysweep / Walks past the tree / And kisses me / We make love bathed in Christmas lights / He makes me scream, ‘O Holy Night.’” Blasphemy! I may never hear “O Holy Night” the same 😳! But, dare I say, hot 🥵 😈! What about Mrs. Claus? If Santa comes and fools around with Matt, where does she fall in this?

“Santa, I respect your wife

What I can’t accept  tonight

Is other boys, far and near

Getting all your Christmas cheer

Santa, why you gotta do me like other boys?

Take a bite of my cookie and go

Now I feel like a ho.”

So, I gather Mrs. Claus allows Santa to do this once a year. Also, as Rogers puts it, Santa is truly a ‘HO.’ That’s a colorful way of putting things, at least! “Santa boy” is a trip.  But, it’s a merry, merry one! Matt, you can sing to me any time with those gorgeous pipes and that handsome face 🤩.  Also, shout out the production – that musical backdrop is lit 🔥 like the Christmas tree Rogers and Santa are fooling around under! Sometimes, it feels so good to be a “Ho, ho, ho!” I’m done now 😝!

Matt Rogers // “santa boy” // Dripping Wet // 2024

Matt Rogers, santa boy: Bangerz N Bopz 🔥 No. 95 (2024) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Dripping Wet; cottonbro studio, Harry Shelton, Kool Shooters, Lucas Pazeta, Mavluda Tashbaeva, Teddy Yang, Wesley Souza from Pexels]