Matt Rogers, Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 100th edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer” by Matt Rogers.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. We are talking about that after-dark type $hi†, ya dig? These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 100^th edition of Midnight Heat (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer” by Matt Rogers.

“He’s a homo, a faggot, and girls don’t affect him / Loves to stuff gerbils and fists up his rectum / Surely you recall the most limp-wristed reindeer 🦌 of all.” 😳 😳 😳 😶 😶 😶!!! There are two separate Matt Rogers, in case you wondered.  There’s the hottie Matt Rogers, who messes around with Santa once a year.  Santa is a HO, after all.  Then, there’s the other Matt Rogers, a parodist who infamously transformed “Jingle Bell Rock” into “Suck On My Cock”. Yep, that’s X-rated shit there! And, throughout Rated Xmas, the latter Rogers keeps things unapologetic.  Among the most played songs from Rated Xmas is the sixth track, “Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer”.  NSFW, NSFW, NSFW! Don’t play this one for the children!!!

“Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer” confirms the pornographic vibes of Rated Xmas.  Deepthroat is firmly planted in p0rn.  In the intro, Rogers plays on gay stereotypes and slurs to characterize Rudolph. Honestly, he makes you rethink “the most famous reindeer of all.” Was he 🌈? If he wasn’t queer originally, Rogers characterizes him as a firm member of the LGBTQ community. “Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer / Wore a skirt and pantyhose / And if you ever saw him / You would know at once he blows,” the vocalist (whoever she is) sings, adding, “All of the other reindeer /… said he was a fag deer / And threw snow on him to kill the flames.” Hot mess! Of course, Santa Claus, who we know is a HO, needs pleasure from his most famous reindeer: “‘Mrs. Claus is on the rag / Suck me dry, you reindeer fag’.” There are distinct voices for Santa and Rudolph’s interactions, by the way. Also, the elves, considered to be Gayish, want to experience Rudolph too (“Rudolph, you deepthroat reindeer / Will you please go down on me?”). Rogers drops his fair share of one-liners that desecrate the innocence of Rudolph, including two bottoming references: “‘Rudolph, now you turn around / I feel like getting my dick brown’” and “He [Rudolph] rides in back with Santa / Going ‘round the world and giving head.” “Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer” is something else… it should be taken with a grain of salt.  Merry Christmas… I think 😳.

Matt Rogers // Rated Xmas // DistroKid // 2023

Matt Rogers, Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 100 (2024) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; DistroKid; Hasan Muneer, Natan from Pexels; Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]