Mark Edwards, Hairy Chest | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 28^th edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Hairy Chest” by Mark Edwards. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark type $hi†, ya dig? These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 28^th edition of Midnight Heat (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Hairy Chest” by Mark Edwards.

“I can be your baby, call me ‘son’ / Let me call you daddy, old white hot man / I’m a minor, don’t tell the cops…” 😳! Wow! Mark Edwards (Marcos Pedreira) delivers a sus, gay sex song with “Hairy Chest”.  NO, it’s not sus because it’s a gay sex song – let’s get that straight! The lyrics, excerpted from the ‘chorus’ of this non-traditional, spoken word song, signal an inappropriate relationship. Age gap relationships aren’t uncommon in the LGBTQ community, but, the minor admits, well, he’s a minor! The chorus continues in questionable and salacious fashion, “You won’t hurt me like the others, I know / Pay my rent and eat my ass / You have this hot young boy for yourself.” Yikes! Pedreira penned and produced this quirky, unorthodox song.

Prior to the chorus, there’s a conversation between this Daddy and boy. It should come as no surprise this conversation hails from a porno 😳. Fun fact, or TMI, In some gay pornos, there are situations where these daddy/son dynamics fuel the fire, particularly that bedroom fire [Note: You’ll have to Google those for yourself 😈].  The intro sets up this rendezvous that shouldn’t be happening. Of course, desire, lust, and horniness drive the narrative. “You saw me flex that ass,” the lyrics from the first verse say, continuing, “I saw you flex that big muscle / You could choke me with that.” Oh, snap! In the recurrent pre-chorus, son admits, “I keep thinking of you / That hairy chest, those hairy legs / That long beard, your huge dick.” Instead of oh, snap, it’s more like oh, shit, with that said! Unsurprisingly, the son has daddy issues, but having sex with daddy doesn’t seem like the appropriate way to atone for them – just an observation! Still, desires are difficult to stave off evidenced by lyrics like, “Your lovely hair sweaty chest / Fuck I love it,” and the banging, “Come on papi, let’s fuck / I’m on four, let’s 69 / Licking your arms, kissing my neck / Hit me like you know, fuck me like I want.” “Hairy Chest” is something else, PERIOD!

Mark Edwards // Hair Chest & Old Hot Man // Marcos Pedreira // 2021

Mark Edwards, Hairy Chest: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 28 (2024) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Marcos Pedreira; Ash, Mike Jones via Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Werbefuzzy68 via Pixabay]