K. Michelle, Wherever The D May Land | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 72^nd edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Wherever The D May Land” by K. Michelle. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark, bedroom boom $hi†, ya dig? These unapologetic records often raises both eyebrows and temperature alike. Woo! In the 72nd edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, 🎵 “Wherever The D May Land” by 🎙 K. Michelle.

“Wherever the dick may land / I ain’t fightin’ for no man,” the always blunt and unapologetic 🎙 K. Michelle sings in the chorus of 🎵 “Wherever The D May Land”. She continues, singing, “This shout out my hands / Wherever the dick may land.” Anytime a nether member – a private part – somehow finds its title in a song, or is mentioned specifically in a song, it’s tailor made for a sex song.  The Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 is roaring on “Wherever The D May Land,” which finds Michelle collaborating with female rapper, 🎙 Gloss Up. This bold joint, full of THAT attitude, appears as the ninth track on Michelle’s 2023 LP, 💿 I’m The Problem.

The chorus is definitely a big deal on this explicit little joint. However, K. Michelle also drops a couple of verses and the chorus.  In the first verse, she makes it clear she does NOT need him. Why? “He ain’t nothin’ special, I just wanted him for sex / Put a line through that nigga, yeah, that’s why he’s called my ex.” Damn, Daniel! In the second verse, she’s self-sufficient – she don’t need his money – and if he can’t hit right, well, “I can pass it to your friend if you don’t know what to do.” Mercy!  Later, in the refrain, a section distinguished from the chorus, the R&B singer makes it clear “There’s so many men to go around / We go through them like the lost and found…” As for Gloss Up, the self-proclaimed Memphis bitch “Known change my niggas like I change clothes.” Woo! Furthermore, flipping the script on the men, “He wanna brag about this kitty, I don’t mean to boast / But the way he goin’ crazy, he want me to have his babies / Told him he just the replacement, I see why these niggas hatin’.” A wordy, three-and-a-half minute song, so many more lyrics could be analyzed.  Ear catching thanks to lyrics (the production by 🎛 Peter Eddins and Kenneth Payro is respectable), 🎵 “Wherever The D May Land” is something else. 

🎙 K. Michelle • 💿 I’m The Problem • 🏷 Chase Landin, LLC d/b/a No Color No Sound • 🗓 2023

K. Michelle, Wherever The D May Land: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 72 (2023) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Chase Landin, LLC d/b/a No Color No Sound; Ash via Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Dorothe, Stefan Schweihofer via Pixabay]