K. Michelle, Wherever The D May Land | Midnight Heat

In the 72^nd edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Wherever The D May Land” by K. Michelle. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark, bedroom boom $hi†, ya dig? These unapologetic records often raises both eyebrows and temperature alike. Woo! In the 72nd edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Wherever The D May Land” by K. Michelle.

“Wherever the dick may land / I ain’t fightin’ for no man,” the always blunt and unapologetic K. Michelle sings in the chorus of “Wherever The D May Land”. She continues, singing, “This shout out my hands / Wherever the dick may land.” Anytime a nether member – a private part – somehow finds its title in a song, or is mentioned specifically in a song, it’s tailor made for a sex song.  The Midnight Heat is roaring on “Wherever The D May Land,” which finds Michelle collaborating with female rapper, Gloss Up. This bold joint, full of THAT attitude, appears as the ninth track on Michelle’s 2023 LP, I’m The Problem.

The chorus is definitely a big deal on this explicit little joint. However, K. Michelle also drops a couple of verses and the chorus.  In the first verse, she makes it clear she does NOT need him. Why? “He ain’t nothin’ special, I just wanted him for sex / Put a line through that nigga, yeah, that’s why he’s called my ex.” Damn, Daniel! In the second verse, she’s self-sufficient – she don’t need his money – and if he can’t hit right, well, “I can pass it to your friend if you don’t know what to do.” Mercy!  Later, in the refrain, a section distinguished from the chorus, the R&B singer makes it clear “There’s so many men to go around / We go through them like the lost and found…” As for Gloss Up, the self-proclaimed Memphis bitch “Known change my niggas like I change clothes.” Woo! Furthermore, flipping the script on the men, “He wanna brag about this kitty, I don’t mean to boast / But the way he goin’ crazy, he want me to have his babies / Told him he just the replacement, I see why these niggas hatin’.” A wordy, three-and-a-half minute song, so many more lyrics could be analyzed.  Ear catching thanks to lyrics (the production by Peter Eddins and Kenneth Payro is respectable), “Wherever The D May Land” is something else. 

K. Michelle • I’m The Problem • Chase Landin, LLC d/b/a No Color No Sound • 2023

K. Michelle, Wherever The D May Land: Midnight Heat No. 72 (2023) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Chase Landin, LLC d/b/a No Color No Sound; Ash via Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Dorothe, Stefan Schweihofer via Pixabay]