JORDY, BAD SEX | Beaming with Pride

In the 23^rd edition of Beaming with Pride (2026), we highlight “BAD SEX” performed by gay pop singer-songwriter JORDY.

Prepare to beam with P-R-I-D-E! Beaming with Pride celebrates, embraces, and spotlights songs by LGBTQ musicians or allies.  Here, we provide background and insight into musicians, analyze, plus go gaga over the decadent bops served up.  When songs dictate deeper and more transcendent discussion, we ensure the point is fully articulated.  All styles of music are welcome, whether the songs are classics or brand-new. So, without further ado, in the 23^rd edition of Beaming with Pride (2026), we highlight “BAD SEX” performed by JORDY.

Oh, JORDY (Jordan Shulman)! You’re big mad, aren’t you? He adds in the first verse of “BAD SEX”, “When you’re laying with him / Think you’re getting real close / But you can’t get me out of your head.” Holy shit, dude! Shulman doesn’t mince his words on this memorable pop/rock joint.  Shulman, Jon Class, and Cece Coakley composed “BAD SEX.” Class produced it.

“BAD SEX” commences with a rhythmic intro. JORDY sings his sexualized lyrics without being too explicit. In the first verse, excerpted earlier, the musical accompaniment is spare, set in an undertone. JORDY sings in a poised and restrained fashion during the first and second verses; he never gets too high or too low. “I’ll be the best you ever had / When he’s down on his knees,” he asserts in the second verse, and adds, “You’ll know that you fumbled the bag / When you feel his teeth.” As they say, if you know, you know.  And if you’re naïve, Shulman is referencing oral sex 😈. The chorus is gargantuan. Here, JORDY rocks out 🤘, singing with incredible expression and crying foul about his ex:

“Bad sex

Bad head

And I’ll never have to hear about it

Over

My dead

Body

Make sure there’s no way around it

I’ll be laughing

Getting off to the thought of you having

Bad sex

Bad head

And I’ll never have to hear about it.”

The second verse features more pop/rock instrumentation, fuller than the first verse. Likewise, the second chorus is even bigger than the initial one. The powerful bridge distinguishes itself from the verses and chorus: “When you feel real good / When you’re almost there / Hope your house burns down / Baby I don’t care.” Ooh-wee, hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned! The chorus, post-bridge, begins quieter, before rising to the occasion once again.  All told, JORDY brings the heat, as he always does, on the fun but angry “BAD SEX”.  May everyone wish bad sex upon their exes who chose an inferior lover over them!

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