Jordan Firstman, I wanna see my friends dicks | Midnight Heat

In the 33rd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “I wanna see my friends dicks” by Jordan Firstman.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 33^rd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “I wanna see my friends dicks” by Jordan Firstman.

“I wanna see my friends’ dicks out at the bar / I wanna see my friends’ dicks, don’t care if it’s hard.” So, even if it’s flaccid, Jordan Firstman wants to see it. Noted. With a title like “I wanna see my friends dicks”, little needs to be analyzed or explained. “I wanna see my friends dicks” is the second track from the actor/comedian/musician’s 2025 debut album, Secrets. The two lines excerpted from the unforgettable chorus provide context, if it was needed, that is. Firstman and producer Blake Slatkin wrote this infectious, outlandish, and risqué pop joint. Beyond co-writing, Slatkin puts in work behind the boards. Is “I wanna see my friends dicks”  gay? You bet your D it is! And, for good measure, it’s released by Openly Gay Productions.

Yes, “I wanna see my friends dicks” is a gay sex song.  There is no denying that! But take this NSFW gay pop single with a grain of salt . It is meant to be fun and carefree.  See verse two:

“So go to the bathroom and fluff it up

Whatever you need to do (Mhm)

I just think, I don’t know, it could be fun and cool

To see all seven inches of you (That’s big).”

Well, well, well! Depending on who you are, you are either laughing your ass off or clutching your pearls ! On the bridge, fittingly, Jordan lists, and in some cases, describes his friends’ penises.  “Dan’s uncut, Blake is thick / Girthy, hooded, short or long / Come on bro, show me that schlong.” Lawdy! The lyrics thrive off innuendo and, dick, duh! I first encountered “I wanna see my friends dicks” via TikTok.  I haven’t been able to get this super catchy gay tune from the actor, comedian, and musician out of my head since!

Jordan Firstman // Secrets // Openly Gay Productions / UMG Recordings Inc. // 2025

Jordan Firstman, I wanna see my friends dicks: Midnight Heat No. 33 (2025) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Openly Gay Productions / UMG Recordings Inc.; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]