In the 33rd edition of Midnight Heat
(2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind โI wanna see my friends dicksโ by Jordan Firstman.
Ah, bring on Midnight Heat
! Wait โ it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot
at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risquรฉ, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 33rd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, โI wanna see my friends dicksโ by Jordan Firstman.
โI wanna see my friendsโ dicks out at the bar / I wanna see my friendsโ dicks, donโt care if itโs hard.โ So, even if itโs flaccid, Jordan Firstman wants to see it. Noted. With a title like โI wanna see my friends dicksโ, little needs to be analyzed or explained. โI wanna see my friends dicksโ is the second track from the actor/comedian/musicianโs 2025 debut album, Secrets. The two lines excerpted from the unforgettable chorus provide context, if it was needed, that is. Firstman and producer Blake Slatkin wrote this infectious, outlandish, and risquรฉ pop joint. Beyond co-writing, Slatkin puts in work behind the boards. Is โI wanna see my friends dicksโ gay? You bet your D it is! And, for good measure, itโs released by Openly Gay Productions.
Yes, โI wanna see my friends dicksโ is a gay sex song. There is no denying that! But take this NSFW gay pop single with a grain of salt
. It is meant to be fun and carefree. See verse two:
โSo go to the bathroom and fluff it up
Whatever you need to do (Mhm)
I just think, I donโt know, it could be fun and cool
To see all seven inches
of you
(Thatโs big).โ
Well, well, well! Depending on who you are, you are either laughing your ass off or clutching your pearls
! On the bridge, fittingly, Jordan lists, and in some cases, describes his friendsโ penises. โDanโs uncut, Blake is thick / Girthy, hooded, short or long / Come on bro, show me that schlong.โ Lawdy! The lyrics thrive off innuendo and, dick, duh! I first encountered โI wanna see my friends dicksโ via TikTok. I havenโt been able to get this super catchy gay tune from the actor, comedian, and musician out of my head since!
Jordan Firstman // Secrets // Openly Gay Productions / UMG Recordings Inc. // 2025
Jordan Firstman, I wanna see my friends dicks: Midnight Heat
No. 33 (2025) [
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