In the 94th edition of Midnight Heat
(2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Dickmatized” by Jonny McGovern.
“You got the power in your pants.” WOO! Ah, bring on Midnight Heat
! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot
at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark, bedroom boom $hi†, ya dig? These unapologetic records often raises both eyebrows and temperature alike. Woo! In the 94th edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind,
“Dickmatized” by
Jonny McGovern.
“Oh, shit, goddamn, this boy has gotten to me bad / Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much.” Jonny McGovern is transparent about his desires on the colorful, NSFW song,
“Dickmatized”. This penis-driven record appears as the second track on McGovern’s 2012 album,
The Gayest Of All Time. Given the title, and of course, McGovern’s infatuation with this boy (must be incredibly hot
), it’s no surprise this Midnight Heat
right here is G-A-Y
! YAASSS hunty! Explicit and unapologetic, Jonny is true to self.
There are no shortage of ear catching, naughty AF lyrics on this entertaining sex song. “I think you put a spell on me / That juicy junk won’t set me free,” McGovern asserts in the first verse, adding, “Can’t get you off my mind / Boy’s so wrong, but it’s so right.” Oh, snap
! The second verse keeps things TMI, like, “Like your cock on IMAX / It be looking real phat,” and, “Let’s get to the nitty gritty / Gonna hold on real tight / Work that fucker all night.” Oh, sugar honey iced tea
, Jonny
! The centerpiece is the chorus, where McGovern admits (thought it’s easily perceptible), “Boy, you’ve got me dickmatized / Spending all my time between your thighs.” Oh, wow
! Besides the incredibly sexual lyrics,
“Dickmatized” gets a fitting backdrop, set in a minor key, characterized by its synths
and, of course, the beat.