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Horses: 3 or 4 BOPS No. 2 (2022) [๐Ÿ“ท: Brent Faulkner, The Musical Hype, Wilson Blanco from Pixabay]On the 2nd edition of 3 or 4 BOPS (2022), we select awesome songs that are associated with Horses in some form or fashion. ย 

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h, sometimes itโ€™s better to keep things lite on the fat and calories ๐Ÿ’ช! Thatโ€™s the goal of the miniature playlists gracing The Musical Hype.ย  On 3 or 4 BOPS, we select a topic or theme, choose three or four relevant songs, and provide a lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ, electrifying blurb.ย  3 or 4 BOPS shouldnโ€™t take too much time to consume โ€“ typically 5 minutes or less! ย On the 2nd edition of 3 or 4 BOPS (2022), we select awesome songs that are associated with HORSES ๐ŸŽ in some form or fashion.ย  Without further ado, let the BOPS begin!

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1. Ginuwine, โ€œPonyโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ Ginuwineโ€ฆthe Bachelor โ€ข ๐Ÿท Sony Music Entertainment โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 1996

Ginuwine, Ginuwine... the Bachelor [๐Ÿ“ท: Sony Music Entertainment]โ€œIf weโ€™re gonna get nasty baby / First weโ€™ll show and tell / Till I reach your ponytail.โ€ Woo! Early on in his career, ๐ŸŽ™ Ginuwine (Elgin Lumpkin) ๐Ÿ˜ got us all hot and bothered singing about his ๐ŸŽต โ€œPonyโ€.ย  Yes, his pony is exactly what you suspect it is โ€“ his penis! The most memorable part of this 1996 gem from ๐Ÿ’ฟ Ginuwineโ€ฆthe Bachelor is โ€“ drum roll please โ€“ the chorus! Of course, it is because this is where this stud encourages her to giddy up! Yeehaw!

โ€œIf youโ€™re horny, letโ€™s do it, ride it, my pony

My saddleโ€™s waitinโ€™, come and jump on it.โ€

With those looks and that lustful invitation, who could resist that ride? Besides the chorus, Ginuwine sets up his horniness on the verses.ย  In the first, heโ€™s searching for a rider and asserts, โ€œGirl, when I break you off / I promise that you wonโ€™t wanna get off.โ€ The second is steamier: โ€œSend chills up and down your spine / Juices flowing down your thigh.โ€ In addition to all this big dick energy Lumpkin serves up, notably, ๐ŸŽ› Timbaland famously produced this top ten Billboard Hot 100 hit.ย  โ€œPonyโ€ is a prime example of the producer at his finest. Also, worth mentioning, โ€œPonyโ€ got an incredibly sexy music Video ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ“ผ โ€“ fitting.ย  I mean, a dancing Ginuwine with his shirt openโ€ฆnuff said! I did mention Lumpkin was a handsome man, right?

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Also Appears On ๐Ÿ”ฝ:
๐Ÿ”— ๐Ÿ•› ๐ŸŒƒ Ginuwine, โ€œPonyโ€: After Dark ๐Ÿ•› ๐ŸŒƒ No. 5 (2022)


2. SOPHIE, โ€œPonyboyโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ OIL OF EVERY PEARLโ€™S UN-INSIDES โ€ข ๐Ÿท MSMSMSM INC / Future Classic โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2018ย 

SOPHIE, OIL OF EVERY PEARLโ€™S UN-INSIDES [๐Ÿ“ท: MSMSMSM INC / Future Classic]โ€œLock up the door / Put the pony on all fours / Crackdown the whip / Make the pony bite the bit.โ€ Sadly, Scottish musician ๐ŸŽ™ SOPHIE (Sophie Xeon) died from a tragic accident on January 30, 2021.ย  That day, a brilliant musician was lost. ย SOPHIE exemplified the forward-thinking, progressive musician, something you can hear clearly on ๐ŸŽต โ€œPonyboy.โ€ โ€œPonyboyโ€ appears on her 2018 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ OIL OF EVERY PEARLโ€™S UN-INSIDES.ย  The album earned her a ๐Ÿ† Grammy nomination which was historic considering sheโ€™s the rare trans musician to be nominated.

Focusing on โ€œPonyboy,โ€ what makes it so awesome?ย  First and foremost, itโ€™s the decadent ear candy it serves up.ย  The production is epic, contrasting so much other music currently out.ย  The minute you hear โ€œPonyboy,โ€ it โ€˜hits different.โ€™ย  Besides the backdrop, handled exclusively by the gifted musician, the vocals are ear-catching too.ย  SOPHIE performs alongside ๐ŸŽ™ Cecil Believe, who co-writes (โ€œHe is just a pony / She is just a pony / They is just a ponyโ€). ย All genders covered! Are the lyrics really about the animal? Of course not, but the -boy added to the title should tell you that.ย  As expected, โ€œPonyboyโ€ isnโ€™t the cleanest, most family-friendly record youโ€™ll ever hear:

โ€œSpit on my face

Put the pony on in his place

I am your toy

Just a little ponyboy.โ€

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3. The Rolling Stones, โ€œWild Horsesโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ Sticky Fingers โ€ข ๐Ÿท Promotone B.V. / Universal International Music B.V. โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 1971

The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers [๐Ÿ“ท: UMe]โ€œChildhood living is easy to do / The things you wanted, I bought them for you.โ€ Ah โ€“ what a sensational opening lyric if I do say so myself! OKโ€ฆ more context is necessary! ๐ŸŽ™ The Rolling Stones have no shortage of hits.ย  Hits and hits and then, more hits! Among my favorite hits by this legendary blues-rock band is ๐ŸŽต โ€œWild Horses.โ€ โ€œWild Horsesโ€ appears as the third track on one of the collectiveโ€™s most famous albums, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Sticky Fingers. Worth noting, Sticky Fingers features the incredibly controversial ๐ŸŽต โ€œBrown Sugarโ€ as well as a wonderful little tune entitled, ๐ŸŽต โ€œBitchโ€ โ€“ lol.ย  Here, we just focus on this marvelous ballad.

โ€œWild Horsesโ€ is, in my opinion, one of the bandโ€™s finest ballads.ย  ๐ŸŽ™ Mick Jagger sings beautifully without losing any rock credibility.ย  I love his tone on the verse โ€“ expressive, earthy, and authentic. ย The record, however, isnโ€™t cheery despite its brilliance.ย  โ€œI watched you suffer a dull, aching pain,โ€ Jagger sings in the second verse, adding, โ€œNo sweeping exits or offstage lines / Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind.โ€ Besides being heavy as opposed to light, it should be noted that โ€œWild Horsesโ€ has little to do with equines.ย  The song appears to reference Jaggerโ€™s former flame, ๐ŸŽ™ Marianne Faithfull, though Jagger denies the song is about her. Jagger packs the most punch on the centerpiece, the chorus, which is simple yet ranks among my favorite choruses of all-time:

โ€œWild horses couldnโ€™t drag me away

Wild, wild horses couldnโ€™t drag me away.โ€

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Also Appears On ๐Ÿ”ฝ:
๐Ÿ”— ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ The Rolling Stones, โ€œWild Horsesโ€: Throwback Vibez ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ No. 5 (2022)


4. Ty Dolla $ign, โ€œHorses in the Stableโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ Free TC โ€ข ๐Ÿท Atlanticโ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2016

Ty Dolla $ign, Free TC [๐Ÿ“ท: Atlantic]Objectifying women is nothing new to R&B/hip-hop. ๐ŸŽ™ Ty Dolla $ign does just that on โ€œHorses in the Stableโ€, which has nothing to do with animals. Guess who these โ€œhorsesโ€ are that Ty references? Women! Dolla $ign acts like the typical, confident, and cocky artist on this ๐Ÿ’ฟ Free TC highlight, naming various women whom he can bed.ย  โ€œI told her give me something good I might come back / I snap my finger they be on me just like that,โ€ he sings, before diving into the cringe-worthy chorus, โ€œHorses in the stable, horses in the stable / That I can ride, ooh anytime.โ€ Woo!

Naturally, Ty Dolla $ign canโ€™t resist non-descriptive references.ย  In the second verse when he references โ€œNicki,โ€ he describes her, um, goods.ย  To Tyโ€™s credit on this song chocked-full of empty hookups, at least he admits heโ€™s a dog: โ€œThey know the way that Iโ€™m living ainโ€™t right / You just another girl and this is just another night.โ€ Of course, he later contradicts himself when he sings, โ€œShe said she lookinโ€™ for a real one / I told her that she found a real one,โ€ before the mention of relationships.

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Also Appears On ๐Ÿ”ฝ:
๐Ÿ”— ๐ŸŽง 11 Songs Where the Innuendo is Out of Control
๐Ÿ”— ๐ŸŽง 11 Intriguing Songs Associated with Horses


Horses: 3 or 4 BOPS No. 2 (2022) [๐Ÿ“ท: Brent Faulkner, Future Classic, MSMSMSM INC, The Musical Hype, Promotone B.V., Sony Music Entertainment, Universal International Music B.V., Wilson Blancoย fromย Pixabay]

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the musical hype

The Musical Hype (he/him) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education and music theory/composition, respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Music and writing are two of the most important parts of his life.

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