In the 60th edition of Beaming with Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (2024), we highlight the song, โJesus Vanโ performed by Geordie Kieffer.ย
Prepare to beam with P-R-I-D-E ๐ณ๏ธโ๐! Beaming with Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ celebrates, embraces, and spotlights songs by LGBTQ musicians or allies.ย Here, we provide background and insight into musician(s) and analyze + go gaga over the decadent bops served up.ย When the music dictates deeper, more transcendent discussion, we ensure the point is fully articulated.ย All styles of music are welcome while the songs can be classics or brand-spanking new. So, without further ado, in the 60th edition of Beaming with Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (2024), we highlight โJesus Vanโ performed by Geordie Kieffer.
โI got Jesus in the back of my van.โ Say what, Geordie Kieffer?! โI got Jesus in the back of my van.โ Amenโฆ I thinkโฆ I mean, Jesus is everywhere โ all-powerful and omniscient โ but Kieffer thinks more with his pants than about his soul in his single, โJesus Vanโ. The most devout Christians would not only consider โJesus Vanโ to be sexually charged, but also, blasphemous.ย There are ample spiritual references, but, how sincere is the โAgro popโ star? Even if it is a sinful listen, the instrumental backdrop is sweet with its electronic sounds and rock elements.
As the excerpted lyrics suggest, Geordie Kieffer has a big personality.ย He sings marvelous, infusing the lyrics with no shortage of eyebrow-raising, innuendo-laden moments.ย At the top, Kieffer sings, โHey pretty babe wanna dance the line / With them cowboy dudes and them southern dimes / I got shagged on the floor of my pony express / Gun on the dash and a cross on my chest.โ He may have a cross โ๏ธ, but it also seems he enjoyed some S-E-X.ย How did this shagging โgo downโ on the floor? He doesnโt give us details (cough-cough, top, bottom, etc.), we just know it happened. While we could assume the sex of his shagging partner (I think itโs another man), Kieffer is bisexual and doesnโt specify. He doesnโt lie when he says, โThereโs a wild congregation in this holy mobile / So get your ass in the wagon that my friend take the wheel.โ Holy, huh? Itโs giving more like โholy fuckโ than anything else.
Of course, sex is the modus operandi. Itโs Kiefferโs gospel: โCan a man move his body like heโs blessed and possessed / Iโm just preaching the gospel of foreplay and sex.โ Geordie must be into the Bibleโs sexiest book: Song of Solomon. Continuing to be โreligious,โ Geordie asserts heโs a priest and the prophet, with his apostles nearโฆ So, heโs Jesus? Yeah, this is getting hairier and hairier.ย Near the end, he informs us, โI got the power of the spirit in the palm of my hand / But I hate to tell ya baby you ainโt coming with me.โ Why? โI got Jesus in the back of my van.โ It wonโt save your soul, but โJesus Vanโ is a surefire bop.ย Geordie Kieffer does the damn thing!
Geordie Kieffer // โJesus Vanโ // +1 // 2024
Geordie Kieffer, Jesus Van: Beaming with Pride ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ No. 60 (2024) [๐ท: Brent Faulkner/ The Musical Hype; +1; Elias Souza, Los Muertos Crew from Pexels; CatsWithGlasses, David, Maicon Fonseca Zanco, Square Frog, Sudo from Pixabay]
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