Fries On The Side, “Men Are Hot” | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 1^st edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Men Are Hot” by Fries On The Side. 

“Penis is hot / And I don’t know what to do / ‘Cause I might like men a lot.” Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. Yeah, we are talking about that after dark, bedroom boom $hi†, ya dig? These unapologetic records often raises both eyebrows and temperature alike. Woo! In the 1^st edition of Midnight Heat (2023), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, 🎵 “Men Are Hot” by 🎙 Fries On The Side. 

“I like women for sure / But yet I’m unsure / Tits really aren’t that great / They have no allure but.” On their 2019 single, 🎵 “Men Are Hot”, 🎙 Fries On The Side (🎙 Zachery Fuller and 🎙 Michael Pitts) explore sexuality, switching sides from women to hot men, temporarily… In the first verse, it is all about convincing himself he likes women – he’s not GAY, after all (that internalized homophobia piece).  Still, by the chorus, he admits:

“Men look just a bit hot

And I might suck a cock

I know this is just a thought

But let’s see what they got

Being straight is alright

But I might end up bi

Cause I kinda feel like butt-fucking a guy.”

Anal sex – it’s giving Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥, y’all! Of course, this queer record should be taken with a grain of salt. It is intended to be comical and shocking. That said, the other side of things is, we must remember that there are people who struggle with sexuality each and every day and it’s no joke.  Continuing in this sus song, the listener is informed of the erection (“I know it was just a thought / But I’m hard as a rock”), admission “My sexuality’s an area grey,” and of course, a gay sex sound effect.  There is, of course, more TMI as he asserts, “Here I am deep in a guy / Not questioning why.”  I guess the positive is, “I’m no longer afraid / I’ll fuck whatever sex as long as I get laid.” Well, there’s nothing wrong with being sex positive, but just remember, as Rae Sremmurd informed us, “Safe Sex Paychecks”.  And with that, Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 no. 1, 2023, OUT!

Appears in 🔻:

• 20 Great Songs All About Men!

🎙 Fries On The Side • 🎵 “Men Are Hot” • 🏷 Fries On The Side • 🗓 2019

Fries On The Side, “Men Are Hot”: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 1 (2023) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Ash via Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Dorothe, Fries On The Side, Stefan Schweihofer via Pixabay]