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DigBar & Jake Hole, The Lube Heist: Beaming with Pride No. 13 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner/ The Musical Hype; Creamville Records; Cristyan Bohn, Ketut Subiyanto, Luis Morales Torres, SHVETS production, Uriel Mont from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson, Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay]In the 13th edition of Beaming with Pride (2026), we highlight “The Lube Heist” performed by DigBar & Jake Hole.

Prepare to beam with P-R-I-D-E! Beaming with Pride celebrates, embraces, and spotlights songs by LGBTQ musicians or allies.  Here, we provide background and insight into musicians, analyze, plus go gaga over the decadent bops served up.  When songs dictate deeper and more transcendent discussion, we ensure the point is fully articulated.  All styles of music are welcome, whether the songs are classics or brand-new. So, without further ado, in the 13th edition of Beaming with Pride (2026), we highlight “The Lube Heist” performed by DigBar & Jake Hole.

“I’m long, and I’m rocked up just like I’m Onix.”
Oh, snap! Now that is an unforgettable, sexed-up lyric… and Pokémon reference. DigBar and Jake Hole join forces for an intriguing rap record: “The Lube Heist”. As the title suggests, the duo is stealing lube… from a lube factory.  The why should go without saying, particularly if you are a man who has sex with other men… Written by DigBar and Jake Hole, the production is credited to Hole and his record label, Creamville Records.

“The Lube Heist” is divided into three parts. In the first part, it begins with a skit where DigBar and Jake Hole are stealing lube, setting up the lube heist, of course. DigBar performs the first and third verses. Why is lube being stolen, just in case you’re completely naïve? “We doin’ a heist, I got some niggas that tend to be tight / So I need me some lube, so it slide in right.” If you are having anal sex, lube is a must… Jake Hole performs the second verse, where he memorably describes how he and DigBar are dressed to commit the crime (“I was dressed like Shawn Mendes / DigBar was Giannis Antetokounmpo”). Wow 😮! Jake Hole and DigBar split the fourth and final verse, depicting the heist. Hole performs the segue to the second part of the song, which includes the memorable lyrics, “Looks like, uh, suspect’s, uh, pretty caked up.” Jake is referring to DigBar’s luscious ass, FYI.

DigBar & Jake Hole, The Lube Heist [📷: Creamville Records]Part two begins with a Jake Hole intro, where he asserts, “I’ll take my lube to go.” Hole performs most of the verse, though there are select moments where DigBar contributes. “It’s crazy ‘cause we hit a lick for the dick,” he raps, and adds, “One cheek ain’t enough, brother, I need two / Sex way better when it’s just us dudes / Get in my way, and I might just shoot.” DigBar leads the segue in the final part of the song, memorably stating, “I dropped, like, half my lube /… Man, why my ass gotta be so fat, it get stuck in the vent / I hate bein’ a thick nigga.” 🤤 Jake Hole performs the first verse of the final part, which features the most refined musical accompaniment. He memorably commences it, rapping, “Pour the champagne, lube runs down my taint.” He later asks the question, “Would you rob the lube factory just to get fisted?” DigBar concludes with the second and final verse, informing us, “I’mma use this lube to blow his booty up like C4.” Day-um.  Fittingly, his final words are Jake and DigBar just did that Lube Heist / (Aye).” Indeed! “The Lube Heist” is something else. Is it G-A-Y? You bet your caked up ass 🍑 it is!


DigBar & Jake Hole » “The Lube Heist” » Creamville Records » 2024
DigBar & Jake Hole, The Lube Heist: Beaming with Pride No. 13 (2026) [📷: Brent Faulkner/ The Musical Hype; Creamville Records; Cristyan Bohn, Ketut Subiyanto, Luis Morales Torres, SHVETS production, Uriel Mont from Pexels; Clker-Free-Vector-Images, Gordon Johnson, Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay]

 


the musical hype

The Musical Hype (he/him) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education and music theory/composition, respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Music and writing are two of the most important parts of his life.

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