On After Dark No. 11, we explore the naughty, risqué & utterly sexual vibes behind “Kiss My Own Dick” by David Shawty & Yungster Jack.
Innuendo? More like full-on sexual vibes! Welcome to After Dark 🕛 🌃, a column featuring songs that are best suited for nighttime, specifically, the bedroom. Like Controversial Tunes 😈🎶, the records featured here raise eyebrows. The difference between the songs of CONTROVERSY and DARK? These songs specifically focus on the universal topic of S-E-X. The dark records gracing After Dark are old and new alike, with all genres of music welcome. On the 11th edition of After Dark, we explore the naughty, risqué, scandalous & utterly sexual vibes behind, 🎵 “Kiss My Own Dick” by 🎙 David Shawty and 🎙 Yungster Jack.
Theme & Lyrics ✍
“Aw, fuck, I kissed my own dick, damn.” Well, that’s, um, a skill, I suppose. Sometimes, you come across songs accidentally. That’s the case with “Kiss My Own Dick,” courtesy of David Shawty and Yungster Jack. How did I happen upon this ‘sophisticated’ record? Well, I was researching ‘kiss’ songs and this one caught my eye (you can see why, judging the title and lyrics). Obviously, this isn’t a record with any degree of substance. Furthermore, it clocks in under two minutes in duration. There’s not much there, but it’s (1) ear-catching, (2) entertaining, and (3) worth commentating.
Basically, David Shawty and Yungster Jack are concerned about their penis 🍆, specifically, receiving pleasure. That’s the SIZE of it – poor choice of words, I know 🤦! After Shawty delivers the excerpted gem from the intro, he ‘launches the rocket’ 🚀 on the chorus:
“Kiss my own dick Then she suck me in the bathroom, ate her own kids Nutted in her mouth, then I kissed her Think I shot it on her face like some glitter.”
🍆💦 JESUS ✝!!! That’s who David needs apparently 😂! He goes on to drop more ‘erect’ bars on the verse, which initiates with “She drinkin’ nut, fill up a pitcher.” O…M…G… 🤦 🤦 🤦 Enough Shawty – let’s move on to Yungster Jack! Apparently, to ‘enjoy himself,’ he had his “ribs removed” – Yikes 😮! Of course, it’s not only up to him to create pleasure, much like his partner in crime: “She’s throwin’ that neck like a hula hoop” and “She-she-she just, she just sucked my dick in a Honda.” What else is there to say? 😶😶😶
Music Video 🎶📼
The music video is a sight to behold in its own right. Surprisingly, David Shawty and Yungster Jack manage to make an intriguing, not-entirely-too-dirty video clip to accompany this wild song. I won’t analyze it nearly as much as the song lyrics, but there are colorful, trippy elements, milk 🥛 to represent (just think about it), and of course, both dudes are shirtless. If the song itself offends, you might appreciate the creativity that went into the video.
Final Thoughts 💭
David Shawty and Yungster Jack are something else – we can all agree on that! “Kiss My Own Dick” is no classic (understatement), but it’s intriguing, even if the subject matter is shallow AF. Hard to make any song about oral classic or iconic, but Shawty and Jack capture our attention if nothing else NSFW, After Dark material indeed!