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Chris Brown, “Wobble Up”: After Dark No. 29 [📷: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro from Pexels, KoolShooters from Pexels, Luan Queiros from Pexels, The Musical Hype, RCA]On the 29th edition of After Dark, we explore the naughty, risqué & utterly sexual vibes behind, “Wobble Up” by Chris Brown. 

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nnuendo? More like full-on sexual vibes! Welcome to After Dark 🕛 🌃, a column featuring songs that are best suited for nighttime, specifically, the bedroom.  Like Controversial Tunes 😈🎶, the records featured here raise eyebrows.  The difference between the songs of CONTROVERSY and DARK? These songs specifically focus on the universal topic of S-E-X. The dark records gracing After Dark are old and new alike, with all genres of music welcome.  On the 29th edition of After Dark, we explore the naughty, risqué & utterly sexual vibes behind, 🎵 “Wobble Up” by 🎙 Chris Brown


Theme & Lyrics  

“Monkey on the dick, monkey on the dick / Ooh, ooh, monkey on the dick, monkey on the dick.” Woo! Even before 🎙 Chris Brown jumps right into 🎵 “Wobble Up”, the exemplification of After Dark 🕛 🌃 muzik, 🎙 Magnolia Shorty sets up the naughtiness about to transpire.  Of course, Magnolia Shorty, a proponent of the New Orleans bounce scene, has been deceased since 2010, when she was murdered at the age of 28.  Her 1996 record, 🎵 “Monkey on tha Dick”, is sampled on this filthy banger.

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“Baby, show me that shit, show me love, show me-show me love
Show me that shit, show me love, show me-show me love
Wobble on the dick, wobble up, wobble-wobble up
Wobble on the dick, wobble up, wobble-wobble up.”

Jesus, Chris Brown! The 💿 Indigo (2019) standout is catchy AF, Finding Mr. Brown continuing his full-on, bad boy ways. As the infectious chorus suggests, the 🏆 Grammy winner continues to thrive on all thing sex. He seems to be relentless in attaining pleasure via his, um, joystick.  He’s incredibly hedonistic on the first verse, closing out saying: “Huh, your ex-nigga, he was dumb as fuck / Soon as I gave her the dick, she fallin’ in love.”

Of course, Breezy taps some friends to take this naughty, After Dark 🕛 🌃 trek with him. 🎙 Nicki Minaj brings her own degree of filth on the second verse, including the unfortunate lyric, “When I bust a nut, I don’t ever wanna cuddle up.” 🎙 G-Eazy exemplifies fuckboy rap on the third verse: “Yeah, she had the night shift, I made her cancel work / Then I asked her twerk on the D, I pulled out, splashed her shirt.” MERCY!

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Music Video 🎶📼 

As you’d expect, the music video 🎶📼 is sexed-up like the song.  Primarily, this comes down to provocative outfits courtesy of the girls, as well as ample twerking.  Also, worth noting, Brown’s dancing is sexually charged too.  How could it not be? Regardless of what you think of him, the man can dance!

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Final Thoughts 💭

Bitmoji Image“Wobble Up” lacks the least bit of transcendence.   What it doesn’t lack is stimulation.  Feeling horny? Feeling lustful? Well, “Wobble Up” will only intensify such feelings, NO CAP!

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Chris Brown, “Wobble Up”: After Dark No. 29 [📷: Brent Faulkner, cottonbro from Pexels, KoolShooters from Pexels, Luan Queiros from Pexels, The Musical Hype, RCA]

 


the musical hype

the musical hype (Brent Faulkner) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education, music theory/composition respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Faulkner cites music and writing as two of the most important parts of his life. Notably, he's blessed with a great ear, possessing perfect pitch.