Biscuit Beats, Rubbin’ One Out | Midnight Heat

In the 36th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Rubbin’ One Out” by Biscuit Beats.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 36^th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Rubbin’ One Out” by Biscuit Beats.

“I’m rubbin’ one out on my living room floor / ‘Cause my wife won’t suck my dick anymore.” Man, oh, man! Biscuit Beats, you AI song makers, please, tell us why she won’t oblige? “She used to hawk tuah right on my thang / But she stopped when I gave her that wedding ring.” There is the proof, folks, that marriage ruins everything, particularly oral sex… or so Biscuit Beats asserts in this ‘take it with a grain of salt’ country AI song. “Rubbin’ One Out” is outlandish to the nth degree.  That, my friends, is a big part of the charm of the song.

The lyrics are absurd in this trashy country music song.  Summing it up, “Rubbin’ One Out” is a masturbation song. Because our nameless narrator can’t get any from his wife (“Nobody told me that her mouth retired”), he’s resorting to “moanin’ at the top of my lungs.” Given the excess self-pleasuring, his hand is, unsurprisingly, tired.  It also shouldn’t surprise you that this trashy country song finds him “humping the couch and the washing machine” because “No matter what I do, she won’t suck this meat.” Jesus! Honestly, “Rubbin’ One Out” doesn’t need extensive analysis. It doesn’t need any analysis… It should be taken with a grain of salt, like so many shocking AI songs.

Biscuit Beats // “Rubbin’ One Out” // Crusty // 2024

Biscuit Beats, Rubbin’ One Out: Midnight Heat No. 36 (2025) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Crusty; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]