Biscuit Beats, My Sister’s Brother | Midnight Heat

In the 82^nd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “My Sister’s Brother” by Biscuit Beats. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo-laden, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 82^nd edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “My Sister’s Brother” by Biscuit Beats.

Yes, folks, that is the first lyric from “My Sister’s Brother” 😶 😳 🫣 🤯. Make it make sense… If it’s his sister’s brother, isn’t it also his brother? Even if there is some feasible technicality that he is not related to his sister’s brother, doesn’t it feel, um, wrong? This is an instance where we listen, and we DO judge! Of course, it’s Biscuit Beats, one of many AI artists making music that is outlandish, highly sexual, and intended to be taken with a grain of salt.  Our horny AI singer continues, sharing too much information, “I was fucking his butt with all my might.” So, we can deduce, he was the top… at that given moment.  Notably, the prompt was asking AI to make a romantic country song 😏 😏 😏. 

Before continuing to analyze the sexually explicit lyrics, it should be noted that “My Sister’s Brother” is a country song.  Let that set in! Like Beats By AI’s “Straight In The Front Gay In The Back”, Biscuit Beats goes against the grain, fusing country and queerness.  Yes, there are queer country musicians, but they are a rarity, at least in mainstream country. But, if you were looking for your country music to be gayed up, and incestual 😳, Biscuit Beats has you covered.  “My Sister’s Brother” has all kinds of wild, sexual happenings that we probably didn’t need to hear about.  Hilariously, “He tickled my goober and licked my meat.” Whoa! Versatile (not just a top), apparently, “He stretched my hole till my knees were weak / He bent me backwards and started to pound.” The singer informs us they flip. Impressively or improbably (you decide), “We were buttfucking all through the night / We were moaning, groaning till morning light / He had me crying up to the sky / Begging for more while he spread me wide.”  I do not doubt the crying, but likely related to how much they do it according to the lyrics in that span of time. Sheesh!  “My Sister’s Brother” continues to share every detail of their, dare I say,  fucking experience 🤭. There is ass eating, exhibitionism, face-humping, and, apparently, “The boots got muddy, and the dog got scared / But I kept on riding like I just don’t care.” That’s some sexual endurance!  Nothing more to say about this one. It speaks for itself.

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Biscuit Beats, My Sister’s Brother: Midnight Heat No. 82 (2025) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Crusty; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]

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