Biscuit Beats, I Ain’t Gay | Midnight Heat

In the 37th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “I Ain’t Gay” by Biscuit Beats.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat ! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 37^th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “I Ain’t Gay” by Biscuit Beats.

“I ain’t gay but I do gay stuff / Like fucking dudes in the back of my truck.” Say what, now?! If you have to say that you’re not gay, or no homo, doesn’t that sound like you are denying being gay, or even an itty bitty bit gay? Also, if you are a man who has sex with other men, there is a label, right? You fit somewhere in the LGBTQ+ community, right? Call it what you want, Biscuit Beats, but asserting non-gayness and proceeding to list the gay sexual acts you partake in makes the argument seem flimsy.   No judgement, though! The memorably risqué, NSFW lyrics of “I Ain’t Gay”, an AI country song, continue: “A little ass slap don’t mean I’m queer / I just suck some dick when I drink my beer.” Well, I’ll give you pass with the ass slapping – it happens in sports all the time! But oral sex with the same sex, and denying the gayness of it? Hmm…

“I Ain’t Gay” seems hung up on feminine stereotypes and views on homosexuality, hence why the AI singer is anti-gay while partaking in gay acts that he shouldn’t be ashamed of.  This un-gay guy is more evidence of how the gay community is not a monolith.  He denies a label, yet, ultimately, he is a masculine gay (or bi, pan, etc.) man.  The AI singer confirms his masculinity not only by drinking beer – a real man’s alcoholic beverage – but also, loving stereotypical country things: “I love my guns, and I have my rights.” I think this bro is a proud republican! Still, despite loving guns and football, he seems to enjoy balls, if you catch my drift.  “I fuck dudes on Friday nights,” he asserts, adding, “And stroke my buddy in the bathroom stall.” To be fair, there is an argument about a mutual masturbation experience not being gay, but still… does it matter regardless? No, it shouldn’t.  What’s wrong with being gay? Own it, my guy!  Other ear-catching moments include “He grabs my waste, I slap his ass / We’re just two men who like to smash,” and “I suck a dick, but just us two.” “I Ain’t Gay” is, well, very gay – in a masculine way. “I ain’t gay now hear me out / I just like men, and I say it proud!” Word.

Biscuit Beats // “I Ain’t Gay” // Crusty // 2025

Biscuit Beats, I Ain’t Gay: Midnight Heat No. 37 (2025) [: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Crusty; Francesco Ungaro, Hasan Muneer, Natan, Tazz Vaughn from Pexels; AcatXlo, Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]