Beats By AI, Scissored In My Chevy | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 56^th edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Scissored In My Chevy” by Beats By AI.

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 56^th edition of Midnight Heat (2025), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Scissored In My Chevy” by Beats By AI.

“Getting scissored in my Chevy had me breathing so heavy / When she pulled my flannel panties off, it broke my levee.” 😳 😳 😳… Face it, folks. Beats By AI is one freaky mf.  While country music has loosened up more compared to the past, there is still a limit to the acceptable amount of curse words and sex.  And when it comes to queer relationships and sex… watch out! But, because it is an AI song, and outlandishness is striking, the more risqué and queerer, the better! I have written about the queer AI songs, but we can’t leave the girls out! “Scissored In My Chevy” gives us a brief but potent, NSFW, TMI queer female AI song!

From the beginning, “Scissored In My Chevy” is bold. Tribadism is referenced in the title (scissors) and appears in the first line. At the end of the first verse, the nameless AI singer describes their encounter as “love at first queef.” Damn! The queef gets her going, and she asserts, “Damn, I scissor so good with you.” Again, I say, damn!  Of course, Beats By AI has to top everything they’ve presented in the song already, with less than a one-and-a-half-minute runtime.  Fittingly, they’re “Scissoring sweet in deep Tennessee / And letting our lesbian pussies queef.” K… There’s more, and it’s more NSFW: “We’re rubbing roast beef in the Dixie heat / It’s a melody making our mufflers sing.” Gah-day-um! Holy scissors – I mean – holy shite! After finishing and arriving home late, Ms. Beats By AI apologizes to daddy, asserting, “I was just fishing again, can’t you smell it?” Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh boy! Anything Beats By AI should be taken with a grain of salt… perhaps the entire saltshaker! But, if nothing else, “Scissored In My Chevy” is a striking, overt lesbian sex song.  Yee-haw, cowgirl 🤠!