bbno$, Mary Poppins | Song Review 🎵

The ‘It boy,’ Canadian rapper/singer bbno$, continues to flex his charm, deliver another engaging, fun, and utterly silly song with “Mary Poppins.”

“I put the ‘sex’ in ‘sexy’.” Word. 2025 has been a big year for Canadian rapper and singer, bbno$ (Alexander Gumuchian). The outlandish “it boy” (“Bitch, I’m him”) dropped another wild single with “Mary Poppins”. Beyond putting the sex in sexy, he confidently asserts in the infectious chours that you WON’T be able to get unstuck out of your head, “Shit, I would even undress.” Bbno$ and Diamond Pistols wrote and produced the short but fun joint.  Like many of Gumuchian’s songs, “Mary Poppins” is anchored by an electrifying, dance-oriented beat.  He straddles the line between pop and rap like a champ.

The sound of “Mary Poppins” is lit.  But what everyone comes for are the lyrics, and often, the music video.  As always, bbno$ brings A game when it comes to cadence and flow.  The nonsensical lyrics and vibes are a big part of his charm.  It is the expectation that Gumuchian is going to deliver playful, ridiculous, and silly lyrics. See verse one: “Girlie strumming on my Jimi, bitches servin’ Hendrix / Wet hair, don’t care, feeling egocentric.” What more can you say but, rock on 🤘?! Confident, in the second verse, bbno asserts his “Dick tantric, got her speaking Spanish / Big toe ring, got her flooded like Atlantis.” Gah-day-um! Also, I can’t neglect to mention those “Diurectics, pissin’ out cash.” And, of course, it doesn’t stop.  We get a C.S. Lewis The Chronicles of Narnia reference (“Doors never close on king shit, Aslan”), a reference to Anchorman (“Stay bricked up like Tamland, Anchorman”), and bbno$’s sex appeal (“Sweet talk, two chicks, got ‘em doing handstands”).  Yep, “Mary Poppins” is typical bbno$ shit through and through, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Notably, the music video has generated some controversy. Bbno$ censored Asmongold in the video due to his ethical beliefs. Gumuchian doesn’t specifically name the YouTuber/Twitch streamer but does write a message before the video even begins. But the song, and wild music video catch the ears and the eyes 👀.