‘31 Rap Songs That Reference Condoms’ features songs by Big Sean, G-Eazy, Kanye West, and Kendrick Lamar among many others.
“I believe in God and rubbers.” The assumption that we can make from this Big Sean quote is that both can save you. That’s said, one does a much better job. But enough nonsensical talk. This list features rap songs which reference those prophylactics known as condoms and sometimes referred to as rubbers. The lyrics speak for themselves in most instances. Without further ado, 31 Rap Songs That Reference Condoms! Oh, and fair warning – EXPLICIT LYRICS.
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1. 21 Savage & Metro Boomin, “X”
Ft. Future
Savage Mode • Slaughter Gang • 2016
“Hit her with no condom, had to make her eat a plan B
And I'm sippin’ on that Codeine, not Brandy.”
– 21 Savage (Bridge)
“Hit ‘em with no condoms, ship her right back out the country.”
– Future (Outro)
2. 2Pac, “What’z Ya Phone #”
Ft. Danny Boy Steward
All Eyez on Me • Death Row • 1996
“What's your phone number? Are you alone? Got a pocket full of rubbers, let’s bone!”
– 2Pac (Verse 2)
3. A$AP Ferg, “Shabba”
Ft. A$AP Rocky
Trap Lord • RCA • 2013
“Pop a Xanny for a penny Get to hit floor, run up in this shit raw I got a girl, I ain't never got no fuckin’ condoms If she caught me, then that bitch would be pissed off (Real nigga shit).”
– A$AP Ferg (Verse 1)
4. Aminé, “Slide”
Good for You • Republic • 2017
“Yeah, hit up my baby girl (woo) …But I know you want the nana (ahh) No this ain't no booty call (dang) It's just a late-night snack (it is) My mama still at work (she is) And I just got me some Trojans (protected) Dick like ADT (yeah).”
5. Asher Roth, “I Love College”
Asleep in the Bread Aisle • Universal • 2009
“…And don’t have sex, if she's too gone When it comes to condoms put two on.”
(Verse 2)
6. Big Sean, “Mona Lisa”
Hall of Fame • Def Jam • 2013
“I believe in God and rubbers Even if we sex you are not my lover.”
(Verse 1)
7. Big Sean, “Nothing Is Stopping You”
Hall of Fame • Def Jam • 2013
“Thanking God Almighty, condoms were invented Cause I had a yellow bone that could’ve come from out the Simpsons.”
(Verse 2)
8.Big Sean, “Blessings”
Dark Sky Paradise • Def Jam • 2015
“Since the truth keep niggas traumatized They tryna compromise my condom size So I Snapchat that whole shit Tryna see titties, tryna show dick And I swear to God I hope they post it”
– Kanye West (Verse 4)
9. Chris Brown, “Grass Ain’t Greener”
Heartbreak on a Full Moon • RCA • 2017
Not a rap song, but it definitley fits…
“Calculatin’ all my funds Tryna get a nigga take the condom off ‘Cause she want that tax every month, woo.”
(Verse 3)
10. Danny Brown, “Outer Space”
XXX • Fool’s Gold • 2012
“I'm a mothafuckin’ mothafucka Fucking on your mother with two rubbers, I do fuck her No cover just her booty on a pillow Your bitch said my dick tastes like tropical fruit Skittles.”
(Verse 2)
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11. Eminem, “FACK”
Curtain Call: The Hits • 2005 • Aftermath
“FACK” clearly marks a low point in Eminem’s career. Check out these lyrics from the first verse:
“(Oh yeah, god!) I never seen no chick like this This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick? Of course, it is This bitch don't know what abortion is So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star Looks like Jenna, fuck I'm gonna Cum, I think my rubber's comin’ off But oh, it's so fucking wet and soft Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin’ off…”
12. Frank Ocean, “Sierra Leone”
Channel Orange • Def Jam • 2012
Not a rap song (urban contemporary), but…
“…And I just ran outta Trojans Horses gallop to her throne… And her pink skies will keep me warm.”
13. G-Eazy, “No Limit”
Ft. A$AP Rocky & Cardi B
The Beautiful & Damned • RCA • 2017
“Three hundred one-night stands Keep a Costco pack of rubbers in my night stand”
– G-Eazy (Verse 3)
14. G-Eazy, “Pick Me Up”
Ft. Anna of the North
The Beautiful & Damned • RCA • 2017
“I swear that pussy’s like heroin Used rubbers, dirty sheets, at the Sheraton.”
– G-Eazy (Verse 2)
15. G-Eazy, “Pray for Me”
The Beautiful & Damned • RCA • 2017
“These women, they plot and they scheming Do anything to get ahold of my semen I’m flushing the rubber, you won’t get my children.”
(Verse 1)
16. J. Cole, “Wet Dreamz”
2014 Forest Hills Drive • Roc Nation • 2014
“You know that feelin' when you know You finna bone for the first time?”
J. Cole references condoms on the third verse of “Wet Dreamz,” as he’s planning to lose his virginity. The kicker – his hook-up buddy doesn’t know he’s a virgin, so he’s got to “play it cool.”
“Practice puttin’ condoms on—how it go, right? …With a pocket full of rubbers and an erection … Pull out the condoms real smooth, yeah, just how I practiced But right before I put it in, she flinched and grabbed it…”
17. Jay-Z & Kanye West, “Illest Motherfucker Alive”
Watch the Throne • Roc Nation • 2011
“Bullet proof condom, when I’m in these hoes Got staples on my dick, why? Fuckin’ centerfolds.”
– Kanye West (Verse 1)
18. Kanye West, “So Appalled”
Ft. Jay-Z, Pusha T, Swizz Beatz, RZA & CyHi the Prynce
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy • Def Jam • 2010
“We above the law, we don’t give a fuck about Y’all I got dogs that’ll chew a fucking hole through the wall But since they all lovers, I need more rubbers And if I don’t use rubbers, need more covers.”
– Kanye West (Verse 1)
19. Kanye West, “Black Skinhead”
Yeezus • Def Jam • 2013
“I keep it 300, like the Romans 300 bitches, where the Trojans?”
(Hook)
20. Kanye West, “I’m in It”
Yeezus • Def Jam • 2013
“We was up at the party but we was leavin’ fast Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas I’m lyin’, I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.”
– Verse 1
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21. Kendrick Lamar, “Money Trees”
Ft. Jay Rock
Good kid, m.A.A.d city • Aftermath • 2012
“Dreams of livin’ life like rappers do Back when condom wrappers wasn't cool I fucked Sherane and went to tell my bros Then Usher Raymond ‘Let It Burn’ came on.”
– Kendrick Lamar (Verse 1)
22. Kendrick Lamar, “Hood Politics”
To Pimp a Butterfly • Aftermath • 2015
“Red state versus a blue state, which one you governin’? They give us guns and drugs, call us thugs Make it they promise to fuck with you No condom, they fuck with you, Obama say, ‘What it do?’”
– Verse 2
23. Mac Miller, “S.D.S.”
Watching Movies With the Sound Off • Rostrum • 2013
“In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby In case one of these hoes was tryna fuck me.”
(Verse 2)
24. PARTYNEXTDOOR, “Freak in You”
COLOURS 2 • OVO Sound / Warner Bros. • 2017
“Burnin’ rubber (skrrt) Burnin’ through these rubbers is exhausting.”
(Verse 2)
25. Rae Sremmurd, “No Flex Zone”
SremmLife • Interscope • 2015
“Roll a seven every time I shoot She said, ‘Why you got so many condoms with you?’ I say, ‘I'm a player, to be honest with you.’”
– Slim Jxmmi (Verse 2)
26. Rick Ross, “Aston Martin Music”
Ft. Chrisette Michele & Drake
Teflon Don • Def Jam • 2010
“And girls countin’ on me to be there like missin’ rubbers I’m on some Marvin Gay shit, a bunch of distant lovers.”
– Drake (Verse 3)
27. ScHoolboy Q, “Sex Drive”
Ft. Jhené Aiko
Habits & Contradictions • Top Dawg • 2012
“As the world spins, we gain power Your cervix stay on wet, you a stormy shower Mind fuck you girl, undress you we can fuck for hours Day and night, no rubbers, we love this, no covers.”
– ScHoolboy Q (Verse 2)
28. Snoop Dogg, “Gin and Juice”
Ft. Daz Dillinger
Doggystyle • Death Row • 1991
“Shit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what?) we don’t love them hoes…”
29. Travis Porter, “Pussy Real Good”
Ft. 2 Chainz
From Day 1 • RCA • 2012
“I just got me a text message on my iPhone, said, ‘I’m coming over’ Yeah, girl, that’s cool and all But you gotta bring me a box of rubbers ‘How many you need?’ Like one or two Matter of fact, two is good I’m a use every last one, cause that pussy is too good.”
– Quez (Verse 4)
30. Tyler, the Creator, “She”
Ft. Frank Ocean
Goblin • XL • 2011
“Golden rubbers in these denim pockets… She been plottin’ on my brown cock.”
– Frank Ocean (Verse 1)
31. YG, “Me & My Bitch”
Ft. Tory Lanez
My Krazy Life • Def Jam • 2014
“I was claiming her when we was fucking My bitch, wasn’t using condoms no nothing I was in love, she came first before my homies.”
– YG (Verse 1)
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