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20 Great Songs All About Men! [πŸ“·: Abhishek PR, Brent Faulkner, Daniel Friday Danzor, Jesus Con S Silbada, Jose Musa, The Musical Hype, Ric Rodrigues, Tazz Vaughn, Wendel Sales, Valiantsin Konan, Yan Krukov]🎧 20 Great Songs All About Men! features music from Alice in Chains, Azealia Banks, Billy Joel, Ozzy Osbourne, Taylor Swift & Whitney Houston.  

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present a playlist that’s focused on – drum roll please – MEN 😍!!! HELL to the YASSS, folks, 🎧 20 Great Songs All About Men! Focuses on those muscular, ripped, handsome, totally hot humans called M-E-N!  To be fair, despite the objectifying characterization, there are no specifics about the men profiled – we were just having a little thirsty fun! All men are welcome on this colorful compendium!

So, whose helping us celebrate this BDE fest?  That would be πŸŽ™ Alice in Chains, πŸŽ™ Azealia Banks, πŸŽ™ Billy Joel, πŸŽ™ Ozzy Osbourne, πŸŽ™ Taylor Swift, and πŸŽ™ Whitney Houston among others.  Just among those five musicians, we have some rock, hip-hop, pop, and R&B.  Who says a manly list like 🎧 20 Great Songs All About Men can’t be versatile stylistically?  This one is from TOP to BOTTOM! So, get ready for this sausage fest!!!


1.BROCKHAMPTON, β€œMan On The Moon”

πŸ’Ώ TM β€’ 🏷 RCA β€’ πŸ“… 2022 

BROCKHAMPTON, TM [πŸ“·: RCA]In case you missed it, πŸŽ™ BROCKHAMPTON released their final two albums in 2022. Of the two projects released, πŸ’Ώ TM had the least fanfare, spending just one week on the Billboard 200 (no. 100).  Yeah, it tanked, but there was one manly song that came from it: 🎡 β€œMan On The Moon.” πŸŽ™ Ryan Beatty, an affiliate member of the now disbanded collective, sings in the chorus: β€œI wanna kiss the man on the moon / And I just gotta say, I love everybody here in this room / Touchin’ me, touchin’ you / If I had to be stuck with anyone, I’m so happy it’s you.” Is this a reference to πŸŽ™ Kid Cudi? Perhaps!

πŸŽ™ Kevin Abstract precedes Beatty on the intro, asserting, β€œLos Angeles, you’ve been too good to me,” acknowledging the significance of the city in the collective’s career.  Unlike πŸ’Ώ The Family,  the Kevin Abstract-dominated album, his fellow members appear on TM.  On β€œMan On The Moon,” πŸŽ™ Matt Champion contributes on the verse (β€œI want you, through the clouds and the smoke”), with πŸŽ™ Joba dropping a repeated line on the bridge (β€œGet down on it, superstar”).  While there are sections on this record, it feels very free and nontraditional.  That appears to be by design.  The sound is quite interesting with the driving rhythms and effects-heavy vocals.  It definitely sounds like it was recorded on the moon. 


2. Azealia Banks, β€œFuck Him All Night”

🎡 β€œFuck Him All Night” β€’ 🏷 Chaos & Glory Recordings β€’ πŸ—“ 2021

Azealia Banks, "Fuck Him All Night" [πŸ“· : Chaos & Glory Recordings]β€œI was fucking him all night / I fuck him all ways / And fucking him on sight, bitch.” Holy $hi†! πŸŽ™ Azealia Banks has never been shy – UNDERSTATEMENT! While her outspokenness has often eclipsed her music career, she has some great records, including the blunt, unapologetic 🎡 β€œFuck Him All Night”. Sex is the modus operandi, period! The one-liners are endless, beginning with, β€œYeah, I’ve been fucking him all night / I’ve been taking raw dick since 11.” Oh shit! It doesn’t stop there because this guy has β€œGot me [her] lock jawed, dick deep in my mouth.”  Furthermore, over the sketchy, slinky beat, produced by πŸŽ› Galcher Lustwerk, she asserts, β€œβ€˜Cause we can slut, we can fuck, we can dig in the guts / And we can suck to the nut if you ready to bust.” Also, she throws in cunnilingus for good measure: β€œHe got a crush on me now, I got him spending his bucks / He wanna touch on my body while his tongue in my c🀬🀬🀬.”

While it’s mostly X-rated sex, Banks does take the time to make it crystal clear she’s a β€˜bad bitch’:

β€œAll these bitches is zeroes, nill, nada, DeNiro

I’m high like Sharon Stone in Casino

I’m the don diva, all these bitches is small fries

When I come through, yes, all these bitches they gon’ hide.” 

Banks has always had a huge personality – bigger than life! That doesn’t fade in the least β€œFuck Him All Night,” which is, fittingly, unapologetic. There’s sex, braggadocio, and terrific production work.

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3.Billy Joel, β€œPiano Man”

πŸ’Ώ Piano Man β€’ 🏷 Columbia β€’ πŸ“… 1973

Billy Joel, Piano Man [πŸ“·: Columbia]There is no possible way that any piano list would be complete without the most piano song of all – 🎡 β€œPiano Man.”  This is an iconic song by an iconic musician, period.  πŸŽ™ Billy Joel is the definition of beast – in the most musical genius way possible! β€œPiano Man” appears as the second track on his 1973 album, also titled πŸ’Ώ Piano Man.

The five-time πŸ† Grammy Winner amazingly wasn’t awarded for arguably his most popular song – go figure.  Nonetheless, even approaching fifty years since it first arrived, β€œPiano Man” remains beloved.  What makes it so great? Terrific vocals by Joel, awesome piano playing, some harmonica, and of course, the songwriting itself.  Nothing shines more than the refrain:

β€œSing us a song, you’re the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody

And you’ve got us feeling alright.”

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4.Todrick Hall, β€œRainin’ Fellas”

πŸ’Ώ FEMULINE β€’ 🏷 Todrick Hall / frtyfve β€’ πŸ—“ 2021

Todrick Hall, Femuline [πŸ“·: Todrick Hall / frtyfve]β€œGet your umbrellas, get your umbrellas / It’s raining fellas, it’s raining fellas.” Where is this happening, πŸŽ™ Todrick Hall? With 🎡 β€œRainin’ Fellas”  (πŸ’Ώ FEMULINE), Hall keeps things GAY AF.  A prime example of the gayness served up: β€œIt’s raining dicks and ass, ass” on the pre-chorus.  Honestly, isn’t Hall’s weather report a lot more stimulating than the weather report on the local news?

There’s no cure for horniness like Hall’s forecast that proclaims, β€œIt’s gon’ be raining all night / And I’m hoping it rains the kind of dudes that I like.” He later elaborates on what those dudes look like, with their β€œpecs and abs, abs.” Aside from the chorus, the most fun section of this bright, energetic LGBTQ+ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ pop gem is the bridge:

β€œIt’s raining thighs, tris, briefs and boxers

It’s raining fly guys, flight attendants and doctors

It’s raining feminine gentlemen, dripping down like a faucet

Yeah, these boys are coming out like the sky was the closet.”

Adding fuel to the fire is an unapologetically gay music video πŸŽΆπŸ“Ό, including cross-dressing, makeup, and ample skin. Woo!

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    5. Whitney Houston, β€œAll the Man That I Need”

    πŸ’Ώ I’m Your Baby Tonight β€’ 🏷 Arista β€’ πŸ—“ 1990

    Whitney Houston, I'm Your Baby Tonight [πŸ“·: Arista]β€œAnd in the evening / When the moon is high / He holds me close and won’t let go / He won’t let go.” The late, great πŸŽ™ Whitney Houston had a knack for covers.  Her most famous cover was πŸŽ΅ β€œI Will Always Love You” with πŸŽ΅ β€œThe Greatest Love of All” in the mix as well.  However, on her 1990 album, πŸ’Ώ I’m Your Baby Tonight, the πŸ† Grammy-winning singer also did wonders with another cover and no. 1 hit, πŸŽ΅ β€œAll the Man That I Need”. β€œAll the Man That I Need” was written by 🎼✍ Dean Pitchford and 🎼✍ Michael Gore and originally recorded by πŸŽ™ Linda Clifford in 1982.  Also, prior to the iconic Houston version, πŸŽ™ Sister Sledge recorded it as the penultimate track on their 1982 album, πŸ’Ώ The Sisters.  Ultimately, despite being a cover, Houston’s recording has become the definitive version.  Prior to researching β€œAll the Man That I Need,” aside from a Luther Vandross reinterpretation (🎡 β€œAll the Woman I Need” from πŸ’Ώ Songs), it was the only version of the song I’d heard.

    Basically, everything that Whitney touched in her heyday turned into gold.  β€œAll the Man That I Need” never ignited the charts until she anointed the track.  The big takeaway is that Houston made this non-original sound completely original.  The authenticity is a big selling point, as you buy what Houston is selling regarding love:

    β€œHe fills me up
    He gives me love
    More love than I’ve ever seen
    He’s all I got
    He’s all I got in this world
    But he’s all the man I need.”

    The chorus is the crowning achievement, particularly post-saxophone solo (courtesy of πŸŽ™ Kenny G!).  We get a dramatic key change, and those signature, indescribable Houston ad-libs.  Her voice soars effortlessly, supported by marvelous backing vocals.  Also, the lush, warm production work cannot be denied (πŸŽ› Narada Michael Walden). 

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    6. Disco People, β€œIt’s Snowing Men”

    πŸ’Ώ It’s Snowing in Key West β€’ 🏷 Essential Media Group LLC β€’ πŸ—“ 2021

    Disco People, It’s Snowing in Key West [πŸ“·: Essential Media Group LLC]Gays (+ and straight allies) everywhere received a new favorite Christmas song, courtesy of πŸŽ™ Disco People: 🎡 β€œIt’s Snowing Men”! β€œIt’s Snowing Men” is novel, tongue-in-cheek, and β€˜campy’ as you might expect. The collective serves up an outlandish, head-shakable, but irresistibly G-A-Y holiday gem. β€œIt’s Snowing Men” appears on the collective’s 2021 album, πŸ’Ώ It’s Snowing in Key West.

    The premise of β€œIt’s Snowing Men” is rather than snowing snowflakes, men are snowing down from the heavens.  Hmm, sounds like it’s adapted from a beloved, gay classic, 🎡 β€œIt’s Raining Men”! Yah, pretty much: β€œIt’s snowing men, hallelujah / It’s snowing men.” Of course, there’s encouragement for this precipitation, with lines like, β€œLet it fall down now” and β€œOoh, I’ve gotta have one.”  Hey, can’t knock their lust! Perhaps the best lines are as follows:

    β€œSexy men, sexy men, everywhere falling

    Reindeers, reindeers everybody’s calling

    Santa’s dropping presents

    Bet you I’m gonna catch me one.”

    Those presents, of course, have big muscles and, presumably, BDE. β€œIt’s Snowing Men” is meant to be fun, and of course, unapologetically gay. The liberation is easily perceptible and hey, I’m here for it!  You’ll want to bump this novel Christmas song well into the winter, and of course, hope those snowflakes really do turn into a legit hunk, LMAO!

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    7. Lorde, β€œThe Man with the Axe”

    πŸ’Ώ Solar Power β€’ 🏷 Universal Music New Zealand Limited β€’ πŸ—“ 2021 

    Lorde, Solar Power [πŸ“·: Universal Music New Zealand Limited]πŸŽ™ Lorde has made quite the name for herself.  She won the Grammy for Record of the Year for her no. 1 hit, β€œRoyals” as a teenager.  Her sophomore album, πŸ’Ώ Melodrama (2017), was one of the best of the decade.  As for her 2021 comeback LP, πŸ’Ώ Solar Power, it received mixed reviews.  Ultimately, I found it to be pleasant with a few elite moments.

    β€œYou felled me clean as a pine

    The man with the axe and the look in his eyes

    We’ve been through so many hard times

    I’m writin’ a love song for you, baby.”

    On the β€˜manly’ song at hand, 🎡 β€œThe Man with the Axe,” Lorde sounds particularly raspy, residing in her lower register.  Her voice is an instrument that’s an acquired taste. She’s no β€˜powerhouse,’ but I honestly like the aesthetic she gives here.  Adding to the timbre, there are harmonized vocals, used sparingly.  As far as the backdrop (O’Connor, πŸŽ› Jack Antonoff, and πŸŽ› Malay), it floats, never growing too high.  By the end, there’s some contrast and a bit more oomph, smart considering this fine track also feels the slightest bit too chill and casual.  Lyrically, there are some alluring moments, fitting her artistic lane.


    8. 21 Savage & Metro Boomin, β€œMany Men”

    πŸ’Ώ Savage Mode II β€’ 🏷 Epic β€’ πŸ“… 2020

    21 Savage & Metro Boomin, Savage Mode II [πŸ“·: Epic / Republic]β€œWhen there’s smoke, we pull our stickies and they call the PD / Many men wanna kill me, dawg, I feel like 50…” If parts of πŸŽ΅ β€œMany Men” sounds familiar, that’s because this πŸŽ™ 21 Savage & πŸŽ™ Metro Boomin song samples the πŸŽ™ 50 Cent standout from his πŸ’Ώ Get Rich or Die Tryin’ days (2003). Like the original, the πŸ† Grammy-winning rapper brings the heat, remaining edgy as he has throughout his 2020 album, πŸ’Ώ Savage Mode II.

    21 Savage delivers a quicker flow compared to much of Savage Mode II.  That said, β€œMany Men” is very much in the wheelhouse of southern hip-hop, trap, and ATL sound (regardless of if 21 was born overseas). Worth noting, πŸ† Academy Award winner actor πŸŽ™ Morgan Freeman, who appears throughout Savage Mode II, appears once more on the outro of β€œMany Men” (β€œThe evil man envies the good in others / What this means is all hatred is really born from hatred of self”).

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    9. Tammy Wynette, β€œStand By Your Man”

    πŸ’Ώ Stand by Your Man β€’ 🏷 Sony BMG Music Entertainment β€’ πŸ—“ 1968

    Tammy Wynette, Stand by Your Man [πŸ“·: Sony BMG Music Entertainment]β€œSometimes it’s hard to be a woman / Giving all your love to just one man / You’ll have bad times / And he’ll have good times.” Hmm, somehow, that seems unfair – just saying! Can one of the greatest country songs of all time also be controversial? Why, of course, it can! πŸŽ™ Tammy Wynette deservingly won a πŸ† Grammy Award for the classic, 🎡 β€œStand by Your Man”.  Wynette wrote β€œStand by Your Man” alongside 🎼✍ πŸŽ› Billy Sherrill, who also produced the record.  Still, this gorgeous, lushly produced, dedicated tune to one’s man raises some eyebrows.

    Is β€œStand by Your Man” intended to be controversial? No, but even when it was released in 1968 (πŸ’Ώ Stand by Your Man), some considered antifeminist and certainly not progressive to women’s liberation.  Makes sense, considering how Wynette seems to suggest women should β€˜stand by their man’ even when he’s a dog, lol:

    β€œBut if you love him

    You’ll forgive him

    Even though he’s hard to understand

    And if you love him

    Oh, be proud of him

    β€˜Cause after all, he’s just a man.”

    Wow! Why should a man get a pass because he’s a man? Why should a woman accept any and everything from a man? Clearly, in the 2020s, β€œStand by Your Man” wouldn’t fly, nor should it. Wynette has made it clear she wasn’t trying to be political, though is it shocking that a record like this one comes off as such? We should acknowledge this record as one of the greatest, most memorable country songs of all time but also acknowledge that hopefully, most of us have moved beyond the idea that women should β€œtake one for the team” and allow their men to do any and everything and expect forgiveness.  Women shouldn’t be complacent.

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    10. Trivium, β€œWhat the Dead Men Say”

    πŸ’Ώ What the Dead Men Say β€’ 🏷 Roadrunner β€’ πŸ“… 2020

    Trivium, What the Dead Men Say [πŸ“·: Roadrunner]β€œWhat the dead men say / It’s just between us / What the dead men say / You can’t let go.” Okay… Metal collective πŸŽ™ Trivium isn’t new to the game.  The Florida band was formed back in 2000 – two decades ago as of the publication date.  Say β€˜what!’ πŸ’Ώ What the Dead Men Say, released at the end of April 2020, marks their ninth LP.  Fittingly, the title track graces this masculine, manly playlist!

    β€œI’m calling out to you, can you hear me / Numb and disconnected, just beyond your sight / I’m not myself anymore / But I’m not alone.”  The dark 🎡 β€œWhat the Dead Men Say” arrives as the second track on the album.  Of the song, πŸŽ™ Paolo Gregoletto tells Kerrang on the track-by-track guide that it was inspired by a book inspired by an article of the same title as the song, as well as in-between states, death, and grieving.  Even with so many inspirations, Gregoletto makes it clear, β€œI don’t think that’s one hundred percent exactly what this song means, but I want people to be in that mindset and know about some things that inspired it.” The lyrics seem to confirm Gregoletto’s various inspirations.  Such is obvious in the second verse when lead vocalist/guitarist πŸŽ™ Matt Heafy sings, β€œI’m waiting for a sign of life / And I can’t let go.”  Musically, β€œWhat the Dead Men Say” is about as infernal as you’d expect – angular, athletic, jagged, distorted guitar lines, prominent bass, and heavy, pummeling drums serve as an epic soundtrack.

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    11. Taylor Swift, β€œThe Man”

    πŸ’Ώ Lover β€’ 🏷 Taylor Swift β€’ πŸ“… 2019

    Taylor Swift, Lover [πŸ“·: Taylor Swift]β€œI’d be a fearless leader / I’d be an alpha type / When everyone believes ya / What’s that like?” Contextually, on her 2019 album, πŸ’Ώ Lover, πŸŽ™ Taylor Swift follows the slower title track with the quicker, personality laden, πŸŽ΅ β€œThe Man.”  She approaches the song from the perspective of β€˜the man’ quite effectively.  Considering this compendium is all about men 😍, β€œThe Man” is a perfect fit!

    Naturally, this approach allows her to highlight the issue of gender inequality, even if it’s packaged as a commercial, hella fun pop song.  β€œI’m so sick of running as fast as I can,” she sings in the chorus. She continues, β€œWondering if I’d get there quicker if I was a man.” Food for thought, indeed!

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    12. Alice in Chains, β€œMan in the Box”

    πŸ’Ώ Facelift β€’ 🏷 Sony Music Entertainment β€’ πŸ—“ 1990

    Alice in Chains, Facelift [πŸ“·: Columbia]β€œI’m the man in the box / Buried in my shit.” Woo, that’s some statement πŸŽ™ Layne Staley makes on 🎡 β€œMan in the Box”! It’s a key statement on a song that seems to have multiple meanings, depending on whom you ask.  Staley was a brilliant frontman for the Seattle grunge band πŸŽ™ Alice in Chains. Sadly, he’d succumb to a drug overdose at just 34 years old in 2002.  Nonetheless, Layne left his mark on this 1990 πŸ† Grammy-nominated record purportedly about censorship… or drug addiction… or being boxed-in…

    🎡 β€œRooster” remains my favorite AIC record but β€œMan in the Box” is clearly in the mix.  The band is in top-notch form – it marks their debut single from their debut album!  Revisiting being the β€œman in the box,” by the pre-chorus, Staley asks to be saved.  Saved from what? Well, that’s debatable and again, depending on who you ask, a source of controversy.  Worth noting, Staley is backed by guitarist/co-songwriter πŸŽ™ Jerry Cantrell on the oft-analyzed chorus:

    β€œFeed my eyes
    Can you sew them shut?
    Jesus Christ
    Deny your maker
    He who tries
    Will be wasted
    Feed my eyes
    Now you’ve sewn them shut.”

    Cantrell, interestingly, contradicts/offers the opposite of Staley, which is part of the charm of the record. The β€œfeed your eyes…sew them shut” lyrics speak to the censorship angle.  Of course, it can also be interpreted to mean other things as everyone seems to have an opinion on this song. The second verse returns with more β€œshit,” censored on some versions of this classic (That’s some shit right there). While outlandishness earns β€œMan in the Box” the most attention, we should be talking about that rad Jerry Cantrell solo. Woo!

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    13. Juice WRLD, β€œMan of the Year”

    πŸ’Ώ Legends Never Die β€’ 🏷 Interscope β€’ πŸ“… 2020

    Juice WRLD, Legends Never Die [πŸ“·: Interscope]β€œMAN of the year, still got problems / Lookin’ in the mirror, you look awful / Talkin’ to myself, do it too often / JK, Juice WRLD, you’re so awesome.” Even though πŸŽ™ Juice WRLD is no longer with us, his music and his spirit live on, particularly with his 2020 posthumous album, πŸ’Ώ Legends Never Die🎡 β€œMan of the Year” appears late on the album, the 21st track to be precise.

    β€œMan of the Year” falls under the umbrella of hip-hop, albeit via pop-punk.  Not every artist could pull off this sound, but I’m not the least bit surprised it works for Juice.

    β€œLet’s raise our hands, let’s sing and dance

    I know I’m here to save you, I know I’m here to save you

    Let’s raise our hands and sing and dance

    I know my lyrics saved you, I know I helped your breakthrough.”

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    14. The Weather Girls, β€œIt’s Raining Men”

    πŸ’Ώ Success β€’ 🏷 CBS β€’ πŸ“… 1982

    The Weather Girls, Success [πŸ“·: CBS]β€œIt’s raining men! Hallelujah! / It’s raining men! Amen!” HALLELUJAH πŸ‘!!!  Maybe it’s blasphemous – pretty sure it is – but β€œPicture it…” Sophia Petrillo (πŸ“Ί Golden Girls)!!! F**k that rain! Imagine that chiseled, hunky men are falling from the skies – a gift from heaven πŸ‘Ό – just ready to be 🎡 β€œBoo’d Up” with various 🎡 β€œProspects”? Oh, the joystick πŸ•ΉοΈ action! Now that you’ve been properly stimulated and titillated, you can see why πŸŽ™ The Weather Girls’ 🎡 β€œIt’s Raining Men” is considered an iconic, joyful gay anthem based on its infectious, lustful chorus!

    Long before πŸŽ™ Todrick Hall informed us β€œIt’s raining fellas, it’s raining fellas” – those Weather Girls (πŸŽ™ Izora Armstead and πŸŽ™ Martha Wash) gave us that legendary forecast in 1982. A πŸ’Ώ Success? Well, surprisingly only moderately to the tune of no. 46 on the Billboard Hot 100, but hey, the charts had to be hating on this surefire post-disco bop, penned by 🎼✍Paul Jabara and 🎼✍ Paul Shaffer (yes, that Paul Shaffer) back then!

    β€œGod bless Mother Nature, she’s a single woman too

    She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do

    She taught every angel

    She rearranged the sky

    So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy.”

    Perhaps Mother Nature is a single woman, but she could be anybody these days, and with how beloved β€œIt’s Raining Men” is within the gay community, I’m not so sure Mother Nature isn’t a member of the LGBTQ+ community! Regardless, with β€œHumidity… rising” and β€œbarometer’s getting low,” β€œFor the first time in history / It’s gonna start raining men.” To that, again I say, HALLELUJAH πŸ‘!!!

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    15. Ozzy Osbourne, β€œOrdinary Man” (Ft. Elton John)

    πŸ’Ώ Ordinary Man β€’ πŸ· Epic β€’ πŸ—“ 2020

    Ozzy Osbourne, Ordinary Man [πŸ“·: Epic]β€œYes, I’ve been a bad guy, been higher than the blue sky / And the truth is, I don’t wanna die an ordinary man.” 🎡 β€œOrdinary Man” (πŸ’Ώ Ordinary Man), is quite an elite pop/rock record. As the chorus suggests, British metal icon πŸŽ™ Ozzy Osbourne reflects on his life. Specifically, he focuses on fame, regrets, and mistakes, and being in a better place now that he’s older and wiser.  β€œI was unprepared for fame then everybody knew my name,” he sings on the first verse, continuing, β€œNo more lonely nights, it’s all for you.”

    Featured guest πŸŽ™ Elton John also reflects on the rock-star life, singing with strength in the second verse. Vocally, and lyrically, both men sound fantastic.  The chorus soars.  Beyond the vocals and songwriting, the production (πŸŽ› Andrew Watt and πŸŽ› Tom Herbert) – the music itself – is superb.  Between the final two chorus, there’s an idiomatic guitar solo (πŸŽ™ Slash), that hearkens back to the 70s/80s.  Maybe more impressively, there are STRINGS, as well as a CHOIR! These amplify the sound and the overall impact making it a truly epic affair. Osbourne may be past his prime, but man, does he sound awesome at 71.

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    16.Ian Abel, β€œRight Hand Man”  

    🎡 β€œRight Hand Man” β€’ 🏷 Ian Janer β€’ πŸ—“ 2022β€―

    Ian Abel, "Right Hand Man" [πŸ“·: Ian Janer]β€œI’ve got my eyes on you / You twinky little ginger…” Wow! It doesn’t take long for πŸŽ™ Ian Abel to express his desires on 🎡 β€œRight Hand Man”.β€― The lust is clear from the start: β€œThe way you wear your shirt so snug / That bubble butt, those nipple studs / That supple chest, those chestnut eyes…” So, are you titillated yet? It’s safe to say on this slickly produced gem (πŸŽ› Carey Clayton) that Abel is true to self and unafraid to be unapologetically G-A-Y. β€― 

    Of course, unfortunately, the man Abel is crushing on isn’t waiting for him, dang it! β€œHow could you know that he was waiting patiently / For someone else.” Ah, what a bummer! Despite the fact Abel isn’t able to attain the twinky little ginger that caught his eye, he can fantasize nonetheless, hence why he sings, β€œBut you can use your right hand, man / When you’re on your own tonight.” Woo! Similarly, in the second verse, Abel knows that the love connection won’t happen, but he can’t get past it: β€œBut that look in his eyes has gotta be torture / Based on the way you’re bustin’ out of those shorts.” Jesus! Another lyrical highlight occurs on the bridge, where there is a distinct separation between the verses and the chorus.β€― Abel is incredibly playful and sassy during this section:β€― 

    β€œSure, I like to watch and sure he likes to playβ€― 

    And β€˜boys will be boys’ is not just a clichΓ©β€― 

    But hands off bitch, β€˜cause not today, noβ€― 

    Who invited you anyway?” 

    The theme and lyrics of β€œRight Hand Man” are the biggest draw.β€― Still, the production is incredibly slick with gorgeous, rhythmic strings, warm synths, and a strong beat. Abel sings those marvelous lyrics sings beautifully. 🎡 β€œRight Hand Man” is relatable, regardless of your sexuality. We’ve all crushed on someone whom we couldn’t have but were free to fantasize about.β€― β€― 

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    17. Jonas Brothers, β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do”

    🎡 β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do” β€’ 🏷 Republic β€’ πŸ—“ 2020

    Jonas Brothers, "What a Man Gotta Do" [πŸ“·: Republic]πŸŽ™ Jonas Brothers (πŸŽ™ Nick Jonas, πŸŽ™ Joe Jonas, and πŸŽ™ Kevin Jonas) remained on track in 2020 with their infectious 2020 B-O-P, 🎡 β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do”. β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do” commences with intense, rhythmic guitar, setting the assertive tone of the record.  This is a nice lead-in and accompanying backdrop for Nick’s commanding lead vocals.  In both verses, he gives us a nice blend of chest vocals, as well as a dash of falsetto. Joe gets his vocal opportunities on the chorus, the centerpiece, best described as incredibly catchy and filled with attitude and energy.

    As β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do” progresses, it only grows more soulful.  When both Nick and Joe sing together it’s sweet.  Of course, they owe plenty of love to their co-writers (🎼✍ Dave Stewart, 🎼✍ Jess Agombar, and 🎼✍ Ryan Tedder), as well as producers (Stewart and Tedder) for conceiving such a fun, energetic, and irresistible piece of pop music. Hate on the bros if you want, but you won’t be able to get β€œWhat a Man Gotta Do” unstuck out of your head.

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    18. Fries On The Side, β€œMen Are Hot”

    🎡 β€œMen Are Hot” β€’ 🏷 Fries On The Side β€’ πŸ“… 2019

    Fries On The Side, "Men Are Hot" [πŸ“·: Fries On The Side]β€œI like women for sure / But yet I’m unsure / Tits really aren’t that great / They have no allure but.” Wow – we can see where 🎡 β€œMen Are Hot” is going! Essentially, on this 2019 single, πŸŽ™ Fries On The Side explore sexuality, switching sides from women to those hot men, temporarily (check out the outro).  In the first verse, it is all about convincing himself he likes women – he’s not, you know, GAY (that internalized homophobia piece).  Still, by the chorus, he admits, β€œMen look just a bit hot / And I might suck a cock /… Being straight is alright / But I might end up bi / Cause I kinda feel like butt-fucking a guy.” Wow…

    The important thing is when it comes to this Fries On The Side song is to take it with a grain of salt. It is intended to be comical and of course, shocking. That said, the other side of things is, we must remember that there are people who struggle with their sexuality each and every day. That is no joke.  Continuing in this sus song, the listener is informed of the erection (β€œI know it was just a thought / But I’m hard as a rock”), admission β€œMy sexuality’s an area grey,” and of course a gay sex sound effect.  There is, of course, more TMI as he asserts, β€œHere I am deep in a guy / Not questioning why.”  I guess the positive is, β€œI’m no longer afraid / I’ll fuck whatever sex as long as I get laid.” Well, positive with safety, of course!


    19. The Jackson Southernaires, β€œDon’t Look Down on a Man,” 

    πŸ’Ώ Greatest Hits β€’ 🏷 Malaco β€’ πŸ“… 1985 

    The Jackson Southernaires, Greatest Hits [πŸ“·: Malaco]β€œDon’t look down on a man / Don’t look down on a man / Don’t look down on a man / Oh no!” πŸŽ™ The Jackson Southernaires has a legitimate, prudent point on πŸŽ΅ β€œDon’t Look Down on a Man,” one of their most renowned songs.  This highlight from πŸ’Ώ Greatest Hits (1985) shows tremendous musicianship from the high-flying vocals (including harmonies), the radiant production, and the thoughtful songwriting.  β€œDon’t Look Down on a Man” is a gospel record penned by 🎼✍ Frank Williams, 🎼✍ Huey Williams, and 🎼✍ Luther Jennings.  Worth noting, the record doesn’t focus on Christ explicitly, but rather, living Christ-like.

    The Jackson Southernaires emphasizes living humbly and helping your fellow man. β€œThe only time that you / Should look down on a man,” they sing in key instance, β€œis when you’re picking him up.”  True, because so many times, those of us who have more than someone else are quick to judge, and that’s messed up.  The group makes a stellar point when they reference how things change on a dime: β€œOne day your life may be filled with happiness / And the next day with so much sorrow.”  That, my friends, is life.  One of the most moving lyrics occurs on the bridge, where self-examination is rightfully promoted:

    β€œYou should go to the mirror

    And take a good look at yourself

    And then, you will see that

    You are no, better than nobody else.”

    β€œDon’t Look Down on a Man” is a prime example of a spiritual refresh song that should appeal to any and everyone.  This is about doing the right thing.  For Christians, that’s exemplifying the lifestyles.  For non-Christians, the message this gospel collective presents is about morality and being the best, caring, and empathetic person, you can be.  Powerful, soul stirring message.

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    20. Ray Charles, β€œThere’ll Be No Peace Without All Men as One”

    πŸ’Ώ A Message From The People β€’ 🏷 Tangerine β€’ πŸ“… 1972

    Ray Charles, A Message From The People [πŸ“·: Tangerine]β€œWhat good is the sun if there is no sky above?” That is a legitimate question that πŸŽ™ Ray Charles asks on 🎡 β€œThere’ll Be No Peace Without All Men as One”.  The legendary, πŸ† Grammy-winning musician continues to inquire in the first verse of this gem from  πŸ’Ώ A Message From The People (1972), β€œWhy should the rivers flow? / Why should a candle glow?” So, what is Charles’ point on this 🎼 ✍ Sadye Shepard-penned classic? Unity and the dysfunction caused by the lack of it.  As the chorus and titular lyric, performed by a gorgeous, lush choir, β€œAh, ah, ah, there’ll be no peace without all men as one.”

    Throughout the rest of the verses, Charles continues with hypothetical questions, all of which feel authentic and legitimate.  In the second verse, he’s concerned with the state of nature – leaves, trees, and flowers – all referring back to the idea of humankind not getting right and being on one accord.  Similarly, in the third verse, he’s worried about a lack of songs, bells ringing, and even day.  Worth noting, he delivers a ripe falsetto by the end of this verse, driving his transcendent point home.  Essentially, with Shepard’s poetic pen, and a marvelous arrangement courtesy of Sid Fuller, Quincy Jones, and Mike Post, Charles implores us to be better people who work together.  Sadly, Charles’ call to action still falls far too often on deaf ears.  The world is an incredibly polarized place and yet if we’d only entertain Charles’ petition for peace and unity, wouldn’t we be in a better place? If nothing else, 🎡 β€œThere’ll Be No Peace Without All Men as One” offers up prudent food for thought.  Furthermore, it’s a radiant, radiant classic from a truly iconic, one-in-a-lifetime musician.

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    the musical hype (Brent Faulkner) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education, music theory/composition respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Faulkner cites music and writing as two of the most important parts of his life. Notably, he's blessed with a great ear, possessing perfect pitch.

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