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20 Great Songs All About Men! [๐Ÿ“ท: Abhishek PR, Brent Faulkner, Daniel Friday Danzor, Jesus Con S Silbada, Jose Musa, The Musical Hype, Ric Rodrigues, Tazz Vaughn, Wendel Sales, Valiantsin Konan, Yan Krukov]๐ŸŽง 20 Great Songs All About Men! features music from Alice in Chains, Azealia Banks, Billy Joel, Ozzy Osbourne, Taylor Swift & Whitney Houston.  

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present a playlist thatโ€™s focused on โ€“ drum roll please โ€“ MEN ๐Ÿ˜!!! HELL to the YASSS, folks, ๐ŸŽง 20 Great Songs All About Men! Focuses on those muscular, ripped, handsome, totally hot humans called M-E-N!  To be fair, despite the objectifying characterization, there are no specifics about the men profiled โ€“ we were just having a little thirsty fun! All men are welcome on this colorful compendium!

So, whose helping us celebrate this BDE fest?  That would be ๐ŸŽ™ Alice in Chains, ๐ŸŽ™ Azealia Banks, ๐ŸŽ™ Billy Joel, ๐ŸŽ™ Ozzy Osbourne, ๐ŸŽ™ Taylor Swift, and ๐ŸŽ™ Whitney Houston among others.  Just among those five musicians, we have some rock, hip-hop, pop, and R&B.  Who says a manly list like ๐ŸŽง 20 Great Songs All About Men canโ€™t be versatile stylistically?  This one is from TOP to BOTTOM! So, get ready for this sausage fest!!!


1.BROCKHAMPTON, โ€œMan On The Moonโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ TM โ€ข ๐Ÿท RCA โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2022 

BROCKHAMPTON, TM [๐Ÿ“ท: RCA]In case you missed it, ๐ŸŽ™ BROCKHAMPTON released their final two albums in 2022. Of the two projects released, ๐Ÿ’ฟ TM had the least fanfare, spending just one week on the Billboard 200 (no. 100).  Yeah, it tanked, but there was one manly song that came from it: ๐ŸŽต โ€œMan On The Moon.โ€ ๐ŸŽ™ Ryan Beatty, an affiliate member of the now disbanded collective, sings in the chorus: โ€œI wanna kiss the man on the moon / And I just gotta say, I love everybody here in this room / Touchinโ€™ me, touchinโ€™ you / If I had to be stuck with anyone, Iโ€™m so happy itโ€™s you.โ€ Is this a reference to ๐ŸŽ™ Kid Cudi? Perhaps!

๐ŸŽ™ Kevin Abstract precedes Beatty on the intro, asserting, โ€œLos Angeles, youโ€™ve been too good to me,โ€ acknowledging the significance of the city in the collectiveโ€™s career.  Unlike ๐Ÿ’ฟ The Family,  the Kevin Abstract-dominated album, his fellow members appear on TM.  On โ€œMan On The Moon,โ€ ๐ŸŽ™ Matt Champion contributes on the verse (โ€œI want you, through the clouds and the smokeโ€), with ๐ŸŽ™ Joba dropping a repeated line on the bridge (โ€œGet down on it, superstarโ€).  While there are sections on this record, it feels very free and nontraditional.  That appears to be by design.  The sound is quite interesting with the driving rhythms and effects-heavy vocals.  It definitely sounds like it was recorded on the moon. 


2. Azealia Banks, โ€œFuck Him All Nightโ€

๐ŸŽต โ€œFuck Him All Nightโ€ โ€ข ๐Ÿท Chaos & Glory Recordings โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2021

Azealia Banks, "Fuck Him All Night" [๐Ÿ“ท : Chaos & Glory Recordings]โ€œI was fucking him all night / I fuck him all ways / And fucking him on sight, bitch.โ€ Holy $hiโ€ ! ๐ŸŽ™ Azealia Banks has never been shy โ€“ UNDERSTATEMENT! While her outspokenness has often eclipsed her music career, she has some great records, including the blunt, unapologetic ๐ŸŽต โ€œFuck Him All Nightโ€. Sex is the modus operandi, period! The one-liners are endless, beginning with, โ€œYeah, Iโ€™ve been fucking him all night / Iโ€™ve been taking raw dick since 11.โ€ Oh shit! It doesnโ€™t stop there because this guy has โ€œGot me [her] lock jawed, dick deep in my mouth.โ€  Furthermore, over the sketchy, slinky beat, produced by ๐ŸŽ› Galcher Lustwerk, she asserts, โ€œโ€˜Cause we can slut, we can fuck, we can dig in the guts / And we can suck to the nut if you ready to bust.โ€ Also, she throws in cunnilingus for good measure: โ€œHe got a crush on me now, I got him spending his bucks / He wanna touch on my body while his tongue in my c๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ.โ€

While itโ€™s mostly X-rated sex, Banks does take the time to make it crystal clear sheโ€™s a โ€˜bad bitchโ€™:

โ€œAll these bitches is zeroes, nill, nada, DeNiro

Iโ€™m high like Sharon Stone in Casino

Iโ€™m the don diva, all these bitches is small fries

When I come through, yes, all these bitches they gonโ€™ hide.โ€ 

Banks has always had a huge personality โ€“ bigger than life! That doesnโ€™t fade in the least โ€œFuck Him All Night,โ€ which is, fittingly, unapologetic. Thereโ€™s sex, braggadocio, and terrific production work.

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3.Billy Joel, โ€œPiano Manโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ Piano Man โ€ข ๐Ÿท Columbia โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 1973

Billy Joel, Piano Man [๐Ÿ“ท: Columbia]There is no possible way that any piano list would be complete without the most piano song of all โ€“ ๐ŸŽต โ€œPiano Man.โ€  This is an iconic song by an iconic musician, period.  ๐ŸŽ™ Billy Joel is the definition of beast โ€“ in the most musical genius way possible! โ€œPiano Manโ€ appears as the second track on his 1973 album, also titled ๐Ÿ’ฟ Piano Man.

The five-time ๐Ÿ† Grammy Winner amazingly wasnโ€™t awarded for arguably his most popular song โ€“ go figure.  Nonetheless, even approaching fifty years since it first arrived, โ€œPiano Manโ€ remains beloved.  What makes it so great? Terrific vocals by Joel, awesome piano playing, some harmonica, and of course, the songwriting itself.  Nothing shines more than the refrain:

โ€œSing us a song, youโ€™re the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, weโ€™re all in the mood for a melody

And youโ€™ve got us feeling alright.โ€

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4.Todrick Hall, โ€œRaininโ€™ Fellasโ€

๐Ÿ’ฟ FEMULINE โ€ข ๐Ÿท Todrick Hall / frtyfve โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2021

Todrick Hall, Femuline [๐Ÿ“ท: Todrick Hall / frtyfve]โ€œGet your umbrellas, get your umbrellas / Itโ€™s raining fellas, itโ€™s raining fellas.โ€ Where is this happening, ๐ŸŽ™ Todrick Hall? With ๐ŸŽต โ€œRaininโ€™ Fellasโ€  (๐Ÿ’ฟ FEMULINE), Hall keeps things GAY AF.  A prime example of the gayness served up: โ€œItโ€™s raining dicks and ass, assโ€ on the pre-chorus.  Honestly, isnโ€™t Hallโ€™s weather report a lot more stimulating than the weather report on the local news?

Thereโ€™s no cure for horniness like Hallโ€™s forecast that proclaims, โ€œItโ€™s gonโ€™ be raining all night / And Iโ€™m hoping it rains the kind of dudes that I like.โ€ He later elaborates on what those dudes look like, with their โ€œpecs and abs, abs.โ€ Aside from the chorus, the most fun section of this bright, energetic LGBTQ+ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ pop gem is the bridge:

โ€œItโ€™s raining thighs, tris, briefs and boxers

Itโ€™s raining fly guys, flight attendants and doctors

Itโ€™s raining feminine gentlemen, dripping down like a faucet

Yeah, these boys are coming out like the sky was the closet.โ€

Adding fuel to the fire is an unapologetically gay music video ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ“ผ, including cross-dressing, makeup, and ample skin. Woo!

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    5. Whitney Houston, โ€œAll the Man That I Needโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Iโ€™m Your Baby Tonight โ€ข ๐Ÿท Arista โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 1990

    Whitney Houston, I'm Your Baby Tonight [๐Ÿ“ท: Arista]โ€œAnd in the evening / When the moon is high / He holds me close and wonโ€™t let go / He wonโ€™t let go.โ€ The late, great ๐ŸŽ™ Whitney Houston had a knack for covers.  Her most famous cover was ๐ŸŽต โ€œI Will Always Love Youโ€ with ๐ŸŽต โ€œThe Greatest Love of Allโ€ in the mix as well.  However, on her 1990 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Iโ€™m Your Baby Tonight, the ๐Ÿ† Grammy-winning singer also did wonders with another cover and no. 1 hit, ๐ŸŽต โ€œAll the Man That I Needโ€. โ€œAll the Man That I Needโ€ was written by ๐ŸŽผโœ Dean Pitchford and ๐ŸŽผโœ Michael Gore and originally recorded by ๐ŸŽ™ Linda Clifford in 1982.  Also, prior to the iconic Houston version, ๐ŸŽ™ Sister Sledge recorded it as the penultimate track on their 1982 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ The Sisters.  Ultimately, despite being a cover, Houstonโ€™s recording has become the definitive version.  Prior to researching โ€œAll the Man That I Need,โ€ aside from a Luther Vandross reinterpretation (๐ŸŽต โ€œAll the Woman I Needโ€ from ๐Ÿ’ฟ Songs), it was the only version of the song Iโ€™d heard.

    Basically, everything that Whitney touched in her heyday turned into gold.  โ€œAll the Man That I Needโ€ never ignited the charts until she anointed the track.  The big takeaway is that Houston made this non-original sound completely original.  The authenticity is a big selling point, as you buy what Houston is selling regarding love:

    โ€œHe fills me up
    He gives me love
    More love than Iโ€™ve ever seen
    Heโ€™s all I got
    Heโ€™s all I got in this world
    But heโ€™s all the man I need.โ€

    The chorus is the crowning achievement, particularly post-saxophone solo (courtesy of ๐ŸŽ™ Kenny G!).  We get a dramatic key change, and those signature, indescribable Houston ad-libs.  Her voice soars effortlessly, supported by marvelous backing vocals.  Also, the lush, warm production work cannot be denied (๐ŸŽ› Narada Michael Walden). 

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    6. Disco People, โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Itโ€™s Snowing in Key West โ€ข ๐Ÿท Essential Media Group LLC โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2021

    Disco People, Itโ€™s Snowing in Key West [๐Ÿ“ท: Essential Media Group LLC]Gays (+ and straight allies) everywhere received a new favorite Christmas song, courtesy of ๐ŸŽ™ Disco People: ๐ŸŽต โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€! โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€ is novel, tongue-in-cheek, and โ€˜campyโ€™ as you might expect. The collective serves up an outlandish, head-shakable, but irresistibly G-A-Y holiday gem. โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€ appears on the collectiveโ€™s 2021 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Itโ€™s Snowing in Key West.

    The premise of โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€ is rather than snowing snowflakes, men are snowing down from the heavens.  Hmm, sounds like itโ€™s adapted from a beloved, gay classic, ๐ŸŽต โ€œItโ€™s Raining Menโ€! Yah, pretty much: โ€œItโ€™s snowing men, hallelujah / Itโ€™s snowing men.โ€ Of course, thereโ€™s encouragement for this precipitation, with lines like, โ€œLet it fall down nowโ€ and โ€œOoh, Iโ€™ve gotta have one.โ€  Hey, canโ€™t knock their lust! Perhaps the best lines are as follows:

    โ€œSexy men, sexy men, everywhere falling

    Reindeers, reindeers everybodyโ€™s calling

    Santaโ€™s dropping presents

    Bet you Iโ€™m gonna catch me one.โ€

    Those presents, of course, have big muscles and, presumably, BDE. โ€œItโ€™s Snowing Menโ€ is meant to be fun, and of course, unapologetically gay. The liberation is easily perceptible and hey, Iโ€™m here for it!  Youโ€™ll want to bump this novel Christmas song well into the winter, and of course, hope those snowflakes really do turn into a legit hunk, LMAO!

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    7. Lorde, โ€œThe Man with the Axeโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Solar Power โ€ข ๐Ÿท Universal Music New Zealand Limited โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2021 

    Lorde, Solar Power [๐Ÿ“ท: Universal Music New Zealand Limited]๐ŸŽ™ Lorde has made quite the name for herself.  She won the Grammy for Record of the Year for her no. 1 hit, โ€œRoyalsโ€ as a teenager.  Her sophomore album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Melodrama (2017), was one of the best of the decade.  As for her 2021 comeback LP, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Solar Power, it received mixed reviews.  Ultimately, I found it to be pleasant with a few elite moments.

    โ€œYou felled me clean as a pine

    The man with the axe and the look in his eyes

    Weโ€™ve been through so many hard times

    Iโ€™m writinโ€™ a love song for you, baby.โ€

    On the โ€˜manlyโ€™ song at hand, ๐ŸŽต โ€œThe Man with the Axe,โ€ Lorde sounds particularly raspy, residing in her lower register.  Her voice is an instrument thatโ€™s an acquired taste. Sheโ€™s no โ€˜powerhouse,โ€™ but I honestly like the aesthetic she gives here.  Adding to the timbre, there are harmonized vocals, used sparingly.  As far as the backdrop (Oโ€™Connor, ๐ŸŽ› Jack Antonoff, and ๐ŸŽ› Malay), it floats, never growing too high.  By the end, thereโ€™s some contrast and a bit more oomph, smart considering this fine track also feels the slightest bit too chill and casual.  Lyrically, there are some alluring moments, fitting her artistic lane.


    8. 21 Savage & Metro Boomin, โ€œMany Menโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Savage Mode II โ€ข ๐Ÿท Epic โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2020

    21 Savage & Metro Boomin, Savage Mode II [๐Ÿ“ท: Epic / Republic]โ€œWhen thereโ€™s smoke, we pull our stickies and they call the PD / Many men wanna kill me, dawg, I feel like 50โ€ฆโ€ If parts of ๐ŸŽต โ€œMany Menโ€ sounds familiar, thatโ€™s because this ๐ŸŽ™ 21 Savage & ๐ŸŽ™ Metro Boomin song samples the ๐ŸŽ™ 50 Cent standout from his ๐Ÿ’ฟ Get Rich or Die Tryinโ€™ days (2003). Like the original, the ๐Ÿ† Grammy-winning rapper brings the heat, remaining edgy as he has throughout his 2020 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Savage Mode II.

    21 Savage delivers a quicker flow compared to much of Savage Mode II.  That said, โ€œMany Menโ€ is very much in the wheelhouse of southern hip-hop, trap, and ATL sound (regardless of if 21 was born overseas). Worth noting, ๐Ÿ† Academy Award winner actor ๐ŸŽ™ Morgan Freeman, who appears throughout Savage Mode II, appears once more on the outro of โ€œMany Menโ€ (โ€œThe evil man envies the good in others / What this means is all hatred is really born from hatred of selfโ€).

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    9. Tammy Wynette, โ€œStand By Your Manโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Stand by Your Man โ€ข ๐Ÿท Sony BMG Music Entertainment โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 1968

    Tammy Wynette, Stand by Your Man [๐Ÿ“ท: Sony BMG Music Entertainment]โ€œSometimes itโ€™s hard to be a woman / Giving all your love to just one man / Youโ€™ll have bad times / And heโ€™ll have good times.โ€ Hmm, somehow, that seems unfair โ€“ just saying! Can one of the greatest country songs of all time also be controversial? Why, of course, it can! ๐ŸŽ™ Tammy Wynette deservingly won a ๐Ÿ† Grammy Award for the classic, ๐ŸŽต โ€œStand by Your Manโ€.  Wynette wrote โ€œStand by Your Manโ€ alongside ๐ŸŽผโœ ๐ŸŽ› Billy Sherrill, who also produced the record.  Still, this gorgeous, lushly produced, dedicated tune to oneโ€™s man raises some eyebrows.

    Is โ€œStand by Your Manโ€ intended to be controversial? No, but even when it was released in 1968 (๐Ÿ’ฟ Stand by Your Man), some considered antifeminist and certainly not progressive to womenโ€™s liberation.  Makes sense, considering how Wynette seems to suggest women should โ€˜stand by their manโ€™ even when heโ€™s a dog, lol:

    โ€œBut if you love him

    Youโ€™ll forgive him

    Even though heโ€™s hard to understand

    And if you love him

    Oh, be proud of him

    โ€˜Cause after all, heโ€™s just a man.โ€

    Wow! Why should a man get a pass because heโ€™s a man? Why should a woman accept any and everything from a man? Clearly, in the 2020s, โ€œStand by Your Manโ€ wouldnโ€™t fly, nor should it. Wynette has made it clear she wasnโ€™t trying to be political, though is it shocking that a record like this one comes off as such? We should acknowledge this record as one of the greatest, most memorable country songs of all time but also acknowledge that hopefully, most of us have moved beyond the idea that women should โ€œtake one for the teamโ€ and allow their men to do any and everything and expect forgiveness.  Women shouldnโ€™t be complacent.

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    10. Trivium, โ€œWhat the Dead Men Sayโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ What the Dead Men Say โ€ข ๐Ÿท Roadrunner โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2020

    Trivium, What the Dead Men Say [๐Ÿ“ท: Roadrunner]โ€œWhat the dead men say / Itโ€™s just between us / What the dead men say / You canโ€™t let go.โ€ Okayโ€ฆ Metal collective ๐ŸŽ™ Trivium isnโ€™t new to the game.  The Florida band was formed back in 2000 โ€“ two decades ago as of the publication date.  Say โ€˜what!โ€™ ๐Ÿ’ฟ What the Dead Men Say, released at the end of April 2020, marks their ninth LP.  Fittingly, the title track graces this masculine, manly playlist!

    โ€œIโ€™m calling out to you, can you hear me / Numb and disconnected, just beyond your sight / Iโ€™m not myself anymore / But Iโ€™m not alone.โ€  The dark ๐ŸŽต โ€œWhat the Dead Men Sayโ€ arrives as the second track on the album.  Of the song, ๐ŸŽ™ Paolo Gregoletto tells Kerrang on the track-by-track guide that it was inspired by a book inspired by an article of the same title as the song, as well as in-between states, death, and grieving.  Even with so many inspirations, Gregoletto makes it clear, โ€œI donโ€™t think thatโ€™s one hundred percent exactly what this song means, but I want people to be in that mindset and know about some things that inspired it.โ€ The lyrics seem to confirm Gregolettoโ€™s various inspirations.  Such is obvious in the second verse when lead vocalist/guitarist ๐ŸŽ™ Matt Heafy sings, โ€œIโ€™m waiting for a sign of life / And I canโ€™t let go.โ€  Musically, โ€œWhat the Dead Men Sayโ€ is about as infernal as youโ€™d expect โ€“ angular, athletic, jagged, distorted guitar lines, prominent bass, and heavy, pummeling drums serve as an epic soundtrack.

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    11. Taylor Swift, โ€œThe Manโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Lover โ€ข ๐Ÿท Taylor Swift โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2019

    Taylor Swift, Lover [๐Ÿ“ท: Taylor Swift]โ€œIโ€™d be a fearless leader / Iโ€™d be an alpha type / When everyone believes ya / Whatโ€™s that like?โ€ Contextually, on her 2019 album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Lover, ๐ŸŽ™ Taylor Swift follows the slower title track with the quicker, personality laden, ๐ŸŽต โ€œThe Man.โ€  She approaches the song from the perspective of โ€˜the manโ€™ quite effectively.  Considering this compendium is all about men ๐Ÿ˜, โ€œThe Manโ€ is a perfect fit!

    Naturally, this approach allows her to highlight the issue of gender inequality, even if itโ€™s packaged as a commercial, hella fun pop song.  โ€œIโ€™m so sick of running as fast as I can,โ€ she sings in the chorus. She continues, โ€œWondering if Iโ€™d get there quicker if I was a man.โ€ Food for thought, indeed!

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    12. Alice in Chains, โ€œMan in the Boxโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Facelift โ€ข ๐Ÿท Sony Music Entertainment โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 1990

    Alice in Chains, Facelift [๐Ÿ“ท: Columbia]โ€œIโ€™m the man in the box / Buried in my shit.โ€ Woo, thatโ€™s some statement ๐ŸŽ™ Layne Staley makes on ๐ŸŽต โ€œMan in the Boxโ€! Itโ€™s a key statement on a song that seems to have multiple meanings, depending on whom you ask.  Staley was a brilliant frontman for the Seattle grunge band ๐ŸŽ™ Alice in Chains. Sadly, heโ€™d succumb to a drug overdose at just 34 years old in 2002.  Nonetheless, Layne left his mark on this 1990 ๐Ÿ† Grammy-nominated record purportedly about censorshipโ€ฆ or drug addictionโ€ฆ or being boxed-inโ€ฆ

    ๐ŸŽต โ€œRoosterโ€ remains my favorite AIC record but โ€œMan in the Boxโ€ is clearly in the mix.  The band is in top-notch form โ€“ it marks their debut single from their debut album!  Revisiting being the โ€œman in the box,โ€ by the pre-chorus, Staley asks to be saved.  Saved from what? Well, thatโ€™s debatable and again, depending on who you ask, a source of controversy.  Worth noting, Staley is backed by guitarist/co-songwriter ๐ŸŽ™ Jerry Cantrell on the oft-analyzed chorus:

    โ€œFeed my eyes
    Can you sew them shut?
    Jesus Christ
    Deny your maker
    He who tries
    Will be wasted
    Feed my eyes
    Now youโ€™ve sewn them shut.โ€

    Cantrell, interestingly, contradicts/offers the opposite of Staley, which is part of the charm of the record. The โ€œfeed your eyesโ€ฆsew them shutโ€ lyrics speak to the censorship angle.  Of course, it can also be interpreted to mean other things as everyone seems to have an opinion on this song. The second verse returns with more โ€œshit,โ€ censored on some versions of this classic (Thatโ€™s some shit right there). While outlandishness earns โ€œMan in the Boxโ€ the most attention, we should be talking about that rad Jerry Cantrell solo. Woo!

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    13. Juice WRLD, โ€œMan of the Yearโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Legends Never Die โ€ข ๐Ÿท Interscope โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2020

    Juice WRLD, Legends Never Die [๐Ÿ“ท: Interscope]โ€œMAN of the year, still got problems / Lookinโ€™ in the mirror, you look awful / Talkinโ€™ to myself, do it too often / JK, Juice WRLD, youโ€™re so awesome.โ€ Even though ๐ŸŽ™ Juice WRLD is no longer with us, his music and his spirit live on, particularly with his 2020 posthumous album, ๐Ÿ’ฟ Legends Never Die๐ŸŽต โ€œMan of the Yearโ€ appears late on the album, the 21st track to be precise.

    โ€œMan of the Yearโ€ falls under the umbrella of hip-hop, albeit via pop-punk.  Not every artist could pull off this sound, but Iโ€™m not the least bit surprised it works for Juice.

    โ€œLetโ€™s raise our hands, letโ€™s sing and dance

    I know Iโ€™m here to save you, I know Iโ€™m here to save you

    Letโ€™s raise our hands and sing and dance

    I know my lyrics saved you, I know I helped your breakthrough.โ€

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    14. The Weather Girls, โ€œItโ€™s Raining Menโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Success โ€ข ๐Ÿท CBS โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 1982

    The Weather Girls, Success [๐Ÿ“ท: CBS]โ€œItโ€™s raining men! Hallelujah! / Itโ€™s raining men! Amen!โ€ HALLELUJAH ๐Ÿ‘!!!  Maybe itโ€™s blasphemous โ€“ pretty sure it is โ€“ but โ€œPicture itโ€ฆโ€ Sophia Petrillo (๐Ÿ“บ Golden Girls)!!! F**k that rain! Imagine that chiseled, hunky men are falling from the skies โ€“ a gift from heaven ๐Ÿ‘ผ โ€“ just ready to be ๐ŸŽต โ€œBooโ€™d Upโ€ with various ๐ŸŽต โ€œProspectsโ€? Oh, the joystick ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ action! Now that youโ€™ve been properly stimulated and titillated, you can see why ๐ŸŽ™ The Weather Girlsโ€™ ๐ŸŽต โ€œItโ€™s Raining Menโ€ is considered an iconic, joyful gay anthem based on its infectious, lustful chorus!

    Long before ๐ŸŽ™ Todrick Hall informed us โ€œItโ€™s raining fellas, itโ€™s raining fellasโ€ โ€“ those Weather Girls (๐ŸŽ™ Izora Armstead and ๐ŸŽ™ Martha Wash) gave us that legendary forecast in 1982. A ๐Ÿ’ฟ Success? Well, surprisingly only moderately to the tune of no. 46 on the Billboard Hot 100, but hey, the charts had to be hating on this surefire post-disco bop, penned by ๐ŸŽผโœPaul Jabara and ๐ŸŽผโœ Paul Shaffer (yes, that Paul Shaffer) back then!

    โ€œGod bless Mother Nature, sheโ€™s a single woman too

    She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do

    She taught every angel

    She rearranged the sky

    So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy.โ€

    Perhaps Mother Nature is a single woman, but she could be anybody these days, and with how beloved โ€œItโ€™s Raining Menโ€ is within the gay community, Iโ€™m not so sure Mother Nature isnโ€™t a member of the LGBTQ+ community! Regardless, with โ€œHumidityโ€ฆ risingโ€ and โ€œbarometerโ€™s getting low,โ€ โ€œFor the first time in history / Itโ€™s gonna start raining men.โ€ To that, again I say, HALLELUJAH ๐Ÿ‘!!!

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    15. Ozzy Osbourne, โ€œOrdinary Manโ€ (Ft. Elton John)

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Ordinary Man โ€ข ๐Ÿท Epic โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2020

    Ozzy Osbourne, Ordinary Man [๐Ÿ“ท: Epic]โ€œYes, Iโ€™ve been a bad guy, been higher than the blue sky / And the truth is, I donโ€™t wanna die an ordinary man.โ€ ๐ŸŽต โ€œOrdinary Manโ€ (๐Ÿ’ฟ Ordinary Man), is quite an elite pop/rock record. As the chorus suggests, British metal icon ๐ŸŽ™ Ozzy Osbourne reflects on his life. Specifically, he focuses on fame, regrets, and mistakes, and being in a better place now that heโ€™s older and wiser.  โ€œI was unprepared for fame then everybody knew my name,โ€ he sings on the first verse, continuing, โ€œNo more lonely nights, itโ€™s all for you.โ€

    Featured guest ๐ŸŽ™ Elton John also reflects on the rock-star life, singing with strength in the second verse. Vocally, and lyrically, both men sound fantastic.  The chorus soars.  Beyond the vocals and songwriting, the production (๐ŸŽ› Andrew Watt and ๐ŸŽ› Tom Herbert) โ€“ the music itself โ€“ is superb.  Between the final two chorus, thereโ€™s an idiomatic guitar solo (๐ŸŽ™ Slash), that hearkens back to the 70s/80s.  Maybe more impressively, there are STRINGS, as well as a CHOIR! These amplify the sound and the overall impact making it a truly epic affair. Osbourne may be past his prime, but man, does he sound awesome at 71.

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    16.Ian Abel, โ€œRight Hand Manโ€โ€ฏ 

    ๐ŸŽต โ€œRight Hand Manโ€ โ€ข ๐Ÿท Ian Janer โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2022โ€ฏ

    Ian Abel, "Right Hand Man" [๐Ÿ“ท: Ian Janer]โ€œIโ€™ve got my eyes on you / You twinky little gingerโ€ฆโ€ Wow! It doesnโ€™t take long for ๐ŸŽ™ Ian Abel to express his desires on ๐ŸŽต โ€œRight Hand Manโ€.โ€ฏ The lust is clear from the start: โ€œThe way you wear your shirt so snug / That bubble butt, those nipple studs / That supple chest, those chestnut eyesโ€ฆโ€ So, are you titillated yet? Itโ€™s safe to say on this slickly produced gem (๐ŸŽ› Carey Clayton) that Abel is true to self and unafraid to be unapologetically G-A-Y. โ€ฏ 

    Of course, unfortunately, the man Abel is crushing on isnโ€™t waiting for him, dang it! โ€œHow could you know that he was waiting patiently / For someone else.โ€ Ah, what a bummer! Despite the fact Abel isnโ€™t able to attain the twinky little ginger that caught his eye, he can fantasize nonetheless, hence why he sings, โ€œBut you can use your right hand, man / When youโ€™re on your own tonight.โ€ Woo! Similarly, in the second verse, Abel knows that the love connection wonโ€™t happen, but he canโ€™t get past it: โ€œBut that look in his eyes has gotta be torture / Based on the way youโ€™re bustinโ€™ out of those shorts.โ€ Jesus! Another lyrical highlight occurs on the bridge, where there is a distinct separation between the verses and the chorus.โ€ฏ Abel is incredibly playful and sassy during this section:โ€ฏ 

    โ€œSure, I like to watch and sure he likes to playโ€ฏ 

    And โ€˜boys will be boysโ€™ is not just a clichรฉโ€ฏ 

    But hands off bitch, โ€˜cause not today, noโ€ฏ 

    Who invited you anyway?โ€โ€ฏ

    The theme and lyrics of โ€œRight Hand Manโ€ are the biggest draw.โ€ฏ Still, the production is incredibly slick with gorgeous, rhythmic strings, warm synths, and a strong beat. Abel sings those marvelous lyrics sings beautifully. ๐ŸŽต โ€œRight Hand Manโ€ is relatable, regardless of your sexuality. Weโ€™ve all crushed on someone whom we couldnโ€™t have but were free to fantasize about.โ€ฏ โ€ฏ 

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    17. Jonas Brothers, โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€

    ๐ŸŽต โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€ โ€ข ๐Ÿท Republic โ€ข ๐Ÿ—“ 2020

    Jonas Brothers, "What a Man Gotta Do" [๐Ÿ“ท: Republic]๐ŸŽ™ Jonas Brothers (๐ŸŽ™ Nick Jonas, ๐ŸŽ™ Joe Jonas, and ๐ŸŽ™ Kevin Jonas) remained on track in 2020 with their infectious 2020 B-O-P, ๐ŸŽต โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€. โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€ commences with intense, rhythmic guitar, setting the assertive tone of the record.  This is a nice lead-in and accompanying backdrop for Nickโ€™s commanding lead vocals.  In both verses, he gives us a nice blend of chest vocals, as well as a dash of falsetto. Joe gets his vocal opportunities on the chorus, the centerpiece, best described as incredibly catchy and filled with attitude and energy.

    As โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€ progresses, it only grows more soulful.  When both Nick and Joe sing together itโ€™s sweet.  Of course, they owe plenty of love to their co-writers (๐ŸŽผโœ Dave Stewart, ๐ŸŽผโœ Jess Agombar, and ๐ŸŽผโœ Ryan Tedder), as well as producers (Stewart and Tedder) for conceiving such a fun, energetic, and irresistible piece of pop music. Hate on the bros if you want, but you wonโ€™t be able to get โ€œWhat a Man Gotta Doโ€ unstuck out of your head.

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    18. Fries On The Side, โ€œMen Are Hotโ€

    ๐ŸŽต โ€œMen Are Hotโ€ โ€ข ๐Ÿท Fries On The Side โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 2019

    Fries On The Side, "Men Are Hot" [๐Ÿ“ท: Fries On The Side]โ€œI like women for sure / But yet Iโ€™m unsure / Tits really arenโ€™t that great / They have no allure but.โ€ Wow โ€“ we can see where ๐ŸŽต โ€œMen Are Hotโ€ is going! Essentially, on this 2019 single, ๐ŸŽ™ Fries On The Side explore sexuality, switching sides from women to those hot men, temporarily (check out the outro).  In the first verse, it is all about convincing himself he likes women โ€“ heโ€™s not, you know, GAY (that internalized homophobia piece).  Still, by the chorus, he admits, โ€œMen look just a bit hot / And I might suck a cock /โ€ฆ Being straight is alright / But I might end up bi / Cause I kinda feel like butt-fucking a guy.โ€ Wowโ€ฆ

    The important thing is when it comes to this Fries On The Side song is to take it with a grain of salt. It is intended to be comical and of course, shocking. That said, the other side of things is, we must remember that there are people who struggle with their sexuality each and every day. That is no joke.  Continuing in this sus song, the listener is informed of the erection (โ€œI know it was just a thought / But Iโ€™m hard as a rockโ€), admission โ€œMy sexualityโ€™s an area grey,โ€ and of course a gay sex sound effect.  There is, of course, more TMI as he asserts, โ€œHere I am deep in a guy / Not questioning why.โ€  I guess the positive is, โ€œIโ€™m no longer afraid / Iโ€™ll fuck whatever sex as long as I get laid.โ€ Well, positive with safety, of course!


    19. The Jackson Southernaires, โ€œDonโ€™t Look Down on a Man,โ€ 

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ Greatest Hits โ€ข ๐Ÿท Malaco โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 1985 

    The Jackson Southernaires, Greatest Hits [๐Ÿ“ท: Malaco]โ€œDonโ€™t look down on a man / Donโ€™t look down on a man / Donโ€™t look down on a man / Oh no!โ€ ๐ŸŽ™ The Jackson Southernaires has a legitimate, prudent point on ๐ŸŽต โ€œDonโ€™t Look Down on a Man,โ€ one of their most renowned songs.  This highlight from ๐Ÿ’ฟ Greatest Hits (1985) shows tremendous musicianship from the high-flying vocals (including harmonies), the radiant production, and the thoughtful songwriting.  โ€œDonโ€™t Look Down on a Manโ€ is a gospel record penned by ๐ŸŽผโœ Frank Williams, ๐ŸŽผโœ Huey Williams, and ๐ŸŽผโœ Luther Jennings.  Worth noting, the record doesnโ€™t focus on Christ explicitly, but rather, living Christ-like.

    The Jackson Southernaires emphasizes living humbly and helping your fellow man. โ€œThe only time that you / Should look down on a man,โ€ they sing in key instance, โ€œis when youโ€™re picking him up.โ€  True, because so many times, those of us who have more than someone else are quick to judge, and thatโ€™s messed up.  The group makes a stellar point when they reference how things change on a dime: โ€œOne day your life may be filled with happiness / And the next day with so much sorrow.โ€  That, my friends, is life.  One of the most moving lyrics occurs on the bridge, where self-examination is rightfully promoted:

    โ€œYou should go to the mirror

    And take a good look at yourself

    And then, you will see that

    You are no, better than nobody else.โ€

    โ€œDonโ€™t Look Down on a Manโ€ is a prime example of a spiritual refresh song that should appeal to any and everyone.  This is about doing the right thing.  For Christians, thatโ€™s exemplifying the lifestyles.  For non-Christians, the message this gospel collective presents is about morality and being the best, caring, and empathetic person, you can be.  Powerful, soul stirring message.

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    20. Ray Charles, โ€œThereโ€™ll Be No Peace Without All Men as Oneโ€

    ๐Ÿ’ฟ A Message From The People โ€ข ๐Ÿท Tangerine โ€ข ๐Ÿ“… 1972

    Ray Charles, A Message From The People [๐Ÿ“ท: Tangerine]โ€œWhat good is the sun if there is no sky above?โ€ That is a legitimate question that ๐ŸŽ™ Ray Charles asks on ๐ŸŽต โ€œThereโ€™ll Be No Peace Without All Men as Oneโ€.  The legendary, ๐Ÿ† Grammy-winning musician continues to inquire in the first verse of this gem from  ๐Ÿ’ฟ A Message From The People (1972), โ€œWhy should the rivers flow? / Why should a candle glow?โ€ So, what is Charlesโ€™ point on this ๐ŸŽผ โœ Sadye Shepard-penned classic? Unity and the dysfunction caused by the lack of it.  As the chorus and titular lyric, performed by a gorgeous, lush choir, โ€œAh, ah, ah, thereโ€™ll be no peace without all men as one.โ€

    Throughout the rest of the verses, Charles continues with hypothetical questions, all of which feel authentic and legitimate.  In the second verse, heโ€™s concerned with the state of nature โ€“ leaves, trees, and flowers โ€“ all referring back to the idea of humankind not getting right and being on one accord.  Similarly, in the third verse, heโ€™s worried about a lack of songs, bells ringing, and even day.  Worth noting, he delivers a ripe falsetto by the end of this verse, driving his transcendent point home.  Essentially, with Shepardโ€™s poetic pen, and a marvelous arrangement courtesy of Sid Fuller, Quincy Jones, and Mike Post, Charles implores us to be better people who work together.  Sadly, Charlesโ€™ call to action still falls far too often on deaf ears.  The world is an incredibly polarized place and yet if weโ€™d only entertain Charlesโ€™ petition for peace and unity, wouldnโ€™t we be in a better place? If nothing else, ๐ŸŽต โ€œThereโ€™ll Be No Peace Without All Men as Oneโ€ offers up prudent food for thought.  Furthermore, itโ€™s a radiant, radiant classic from a truly iconic, one-in-a-lifetime musician.

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    the musical hype (Brent Faulkner) has earned Bachelor's and Master's degrees in music (music education, music theory/composition respectively). A multi-instrumentalist, he plays piano, trombone, and organ among numerous other instruments. He's a certified music educator, composer, and freelance music blogger. Faulkner cites music and writing as two of the most important parts of his life. Notably, he's blessed with a great ear, possessing perfect pitch.

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