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15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private features music courtesy of Jazmine Sullivan, Latto, Madonna, Prince, Steel Panther, and Tokeyo.
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They are called private parts for a reason – they are supposed to be private! That, however, is NOT the case on the colorful musical compendium, 🎧 15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private. Basically, the gals and the guys reference to, or directly mention their own, or others’ private parts within the song. Furthermore, some of the song titles do not even disguise the fact that these songs are about, well, genitalia. A few of these songs have appeared on other steamy lists but also felt appropriate for this most inappropriate, 15-song playlist. Musicians unafraid to speak about the private areas are 🎙 Jazmine Sullivan, 🎙 Latto, 🎙 Madonna, 🎙 Prince, 🎙 Steel Panther, and 🎙 Tokeyo among others. So, without further ado, here are 🎧 15 Songs Where Private Parts Aren’t So Private!
1. Latto, “Big Energy”
💿 777 • 🏷 Streamcut / RCA • 📅 2022
Featuring bold, sexual, and unapologetic lyrics, “Big Energy” has no shortage of personality. Besides the lyrics (“I’ma bust it on a pole like Onyx (Ooh) / I’m just bein’ honest (Uh-huh) / Pussy juicy, Minute Maid (Oh) / But can’t do it one minute, man (Hell no)”), one thing that also cannot be failed to mention is the samples. The big inspiration is 🎵 “Genius of Love” courtesy of 🎙 Tom Tom Club. Also, how about a little 🎙 Mariah Carey featuring 🎙 Ol’ Dirty Bastard with 🎵 “Fantasy (Bad Boy Fantasy)”. With such awesome ingredients – the lyrics, samples, production, personality, rhymes, and of course, big dick energy – it is unsurprising that “Big Energy” was the hit and surefire bop. The chorus, of course, is the BIGGEST attraction, excerpted at the top and seen below in its ROBUST entirety:
“Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy (Yeah)
I can tell you got big dick energy (Uh-huh)
It ain’t too many niggas that can handle me (Yeah)
But I might let you try it off the Hennessy (Uh)
Make ‘em sing to this pussy like a melody (Make ’em sang)
And if your bitch ain’t right, I got the remedy (Ooh)
It ain’t too many niggas that can handle me (Ayy)
Bad bitch, I could be your fantasy (Ayy, ayy).”
Appears in 🔻:
- Latto, “Big Energy”: After Dark 🕛 🌃 83 (2022)
- Energy: 5ive Songs No. 69 (2022)
- 13 Exceptional, Energetic, Energy Songs
- Big: 5ive Songs No. 74 (2022)
2. Steel Panther, “Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)”
💿 On the Prowl • 🏷 Steel Panther • 🗓 2023
Musically, Steel Panther shines. The production is bright and exuberant characterized by sparkling synths during the intro and assertive, roaring guitars that appear consistently throughout the majority of the record. As the song progresses, there’s an impressive guitar solo, which hearkens back to the 1980s when hair metal ruled. Besides impressive instrumental lines, the harmonic scheme is sweet, particularly during the contrasting bridge section – rock TF Steel Panther. Of course, the lead vocals by 🎙 Michael Starr (Ralph Saenz) ‘kick ass and take names’ – he’s incredibly aggressive! The big draw, however, are those comical, raw, and unapologetic lyrics. In the second verse, for example, Ralph sings about his encounter with a girl missing a leg… yikes! In the pre-chorus that follows, he asserts, “Gonna find a girl with both her legs / Steel Panther’s gonna fertilize her eggs.” HOLY F#CKING MOLY! Of course, the centerpiece is the chorus, which features those head-shakable titular lyrics: “Cause it’s never too late to get some pussy tonight / No, it’s never too late to get some pussy tonight.” For a song of such little substance, 🎵 “Never Too Late (To Get Some Pussy Tonight)” is enjoyable. Make of it what you will.
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3. Tokeyo, “Dick”
🎵 “Dick” • 🏷 Tokeyo • 🗓 2022
Obviously, “Dick” is not intended for family friendly spaces – PERIOD. Unless your workplace is incredibly liberal and sex-positive, this is the type of record you listen to in the comfort of your home, your ride, a gay club, your air pods – you get the picture! Picture this: “Tryna feel in my gut, tryna bust me a nut.” Give it to Tokeyo – he’s fearless on this gay rap banger, which gets an epic, fittingly gay music video 🎶📼 (The guys are muy caliente, btw). Tokeyo totally gives us something to talk about.
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4. Madonna “Where Life Begins”
💿 Erotica • 🏷 Sire • 🗓 1992
To be fair, Madonna never explicitly mentions cunnilingus BUT it’s a case of she does everything but do so. “I’d just like to know / If you want to learn a different kind of kiss,” she states in the pre-chorus, before revealing more of her cards in the chorus:
“So won’t you go down where it’s warm inside
Go down where I cannot hide
Go down where all life begins
Go down that’s where my love is.”
HOLY F#¢KING MOLY, Madge! Of course, there are plenty more eyebrow raising moments, including her reference to a “home-cooked meal.” At the same time, Madonna makes it clear “It’s not fair to be selfish or stingy / Every girl should experience eating out.” There’s also her KFC reference in the third verse not to mention a legit question: “Can you make fire without using wood?” Yikes! Madonna is incredibly sex-positive on “Where Life Begins.” Give her credit for highlighting women’s sexuality if nothing else. If the men can speak to their desires, why can’t the ladies?
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5. BLEU, “Dick & Tissues”
💿 Since We Inside • 🏷 Moon Boy University / EMPIRE • 🗓 2020
“Dick & Tissues” can be described as a melodic rap record. It has an R&B vibe, but still possesses the punch (and unapologetic nature) of a rap record. Essentially, BLEU wants her badly, and even though she has unresolved issues, and reservations, and seems to be with someone else, he believes he can provide what she needs. He says it best in the chorus:
“You got issues, I got dick and tissues
I can’t like, I miss you
Just call me when you need me, I got dick and tissues.”
Here’s the clever (though TMI) thing about the chorus and titular lyric. In one sense, because he misses her, we assume he’s, um, handling the pleasure himself. In another sense, because he is so good at providing her sexual pleasure, not only can that help atone for her issues, so can the tissues to wipe her tears. Worth noting, BLEU goes on to state how she’s changed him, and he asserts, “I’ma cuff you like a running back.” But, dipping into both being envious of other men and, of course, sex, he also states, “But you wanted something different, did I tell you I was stingy? / And I don’t wanna eat it, if he hit it, he hit it, yeah.” Woo! Yes, 🎵 “Dick & Tissues” is raw at times, but surprisingly, you can’t merely judge this one by its suggestive title. Sure, the pipe is involved, but it’s also clear this nameless woman not only has BLEU thinking with his pants but also with his heart. You don’t just cuff anybody, right?
Appears in 🔻:
- BLEU, “Dick & Tissues”: After Dark 🕛 🌃 69 (2022)
- 15 Steamy Songs Best Listened to After Dark, Vol. 3
6. Jazmine Sullivan, “BPW”
💿 Heaux Tales Mo’ Tales: The Deluxe • 🏷 RCA • 📅 2022
The chorus summarizes while the verses highlight the pleasure being given. In the first verse, Sullivan sings, “Tell me how you never ever had it like this / And it’s a privilege to let you hit / So, act accordingly.” In the second and third verses, it gets even more NSFW. “Gas me up / Talk that shit that make me wanna back it up,” Sullivan encourages her man in the second verse. In the third, it’s that “Bomb head and the best sex,” “Great pussy is the best flex,” and my favorite:
“And when we finished, you be outta breath
Tryna make you wanna cry
And have you thanking God
Sayin’ that you’re so blessed.”
While explicit and NSFW, “BPW” is thought-provoking. Heaux Tales Mo’ Tales, as a whole, is a great discussion piece.
Appears in 🔻:
- Jazmine Sullivan, “BPW”: After Dark 🕛 🌃 14 (2022)
- 13 B Songs: No Rhyme or Reason, Vol. 2
- 15 Steamy Songs Best Listened to After Dark, Vol. 2
7. StarBoi3, “Dick” (Ft. Doja Cat)
🎵 “Dick” • 🗓 2021
As for featured guest, 🎙 Doja Cat, she’s ‘something else’ too: “He got me horny and ripped, uh / Like I just walked out the gym / And them bitches is gutted ‘cause I took they Jim / Give him a job and he gave me a rim.” That rim is no basketball rim, that’s for damn sure. The end of her verse is ‘nuts’:
“And why he in your tummy, bye bye to my ribs
Turn him to a dummy ‘cause I got him stiff
And watch, you think it’s funny ‘til y’all get the dick
And turn into a zombie and swallow your clit.”
Beside the raunchy theme and lyrics, there’s also a suggestive, animated music video 🎶📼 that makes it clear that sex is on the minds of both artists. Mercy!
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8. Ginuwine, “Pony”
💿 Ginuwine…the Bachelor • 🏷 Sony Music Entertainment • 🗓 1996
“If you’re horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle’s waitin’, come and jump on it.”
With those looks and that lustful invitation, who could resist that ride? Besides the chorus, Ginuwine sets up his horniness on the verses. In the first, he’s searching for a rider and asserts, “Girl, when I break you off / I promise that you won’t wanna get off.” The second is steamier: “Send chills up and down your spine / Juices flowing down your thigh.” In addition to all this big dick energy Lumpkin serves up, notably, 🎛 Timbaland famously produced this top ten Billboard Hot 100 hit. “Pony” is a prime example of the producer at his finest. Also, worth mentioning, “Pony” got an incredibly sexy music video🎶📼 – fitting. I mean, a dancing Ginuwine with his shirt open…nuff said! I did mention Lumpkin was a handsome man, right?
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9. Oneohtrix Point Never, “Sticky Drama”
💿 Garden of Delete • 🏷 Warp • 🗓 2015
Lopatin says it’s technically about the shock of ejaculating for the first time, but it’s written more like an absurd love song…, a sort of self-aware version of the thinly veiled innuendos that tend to populate mainstream rock songs.
So, yes, there is masturbation in the mix. “Know it’s some special fade in / They’re here to see you: V-I-Penis…” Woo! Clearly, the experience the protagonist has is, um, gnarly – a rite of passage – but it also intriguing musically. The production, by Lopatin and 🎛 Paul Corley is rad, featuring unique keys, and synths, vocal effects, and touting an experimental vibe. You don’t expect that from a record about, well, masturbation, particularly from the perspective of a teenager.
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10. Lil Toe, “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!”
🎵 “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” • 🏷 Lil Toe • 📅 2022
“EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” features malicious, minor-key production courtesy of 🎛 Wonton Jesus, whom Lil Toe shouts out in the intro (“Yo’ I just got a Wonton beat”). Toe eats it up, much like he desires her to, well, you know…. Besides two iterations of the repetitive, dick-eating chorus, there’s one verse. Here, Lil Toe is cocky, confident, and unapologetic. He references violence (“Glock 17 in case he get tough”), and of course, the D and things associated with it:
“Get off my dick hoe, I am about to buss
Pussy turned gold, like everything I tough
You got another thing coming if you think I give a fuck
I could make a couple of hundred every time a buss a jug.”
Really, is there anything more to say?
11. Da Vinci’s Notebook, “Enormous Penis”
💿 Brontosaurus • 🏷 Uncle Buford • 📅 2002
“If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go / Come on and take a walk in my shoes.” Oh, really? Please expound Da Vinci’s Notebook. Well, per the collective, “The cure for all of my blues” is – drum roll, please – an enormous penis, of course! Exhibit A, the centerpiece – the chorus:
“I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start a-meltin’ away (Ba-doo-bop-bop)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
And everything is goin’ my way (Ba-doo-bop-bop).”
Honestly, is there anymore that needs to be said? A man with an enormous penis is a god… well, something like that. This song about “my trouser monster” is a certified classic – a must-hear for men worldwide! #BDE!
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12. Fergie, “London Bridge”
💿 The Dutchess • 🏷 A&M • 🗓 2006
🎛 Polow Da Don crafted an awesome backdrop for the 🏆 Grammy-winning singer, who’d experienced mega-success with 🎙 Black Eyed Peas. Anyways, over this badass beat, Fergie asserts herself as the sugar honey iced tea. She’s bad, baby! “I’m such a lady, but I’m dancin’ like a ho (Oh, shit!) / ‘Cause you know I don’t give a fuck, so here we go (Oh, shit!).” Her confidence is through the roof, to say the least. Of course, thanks to the chorus, there’s no doubt in my mind that “London Bridge” is her… well, her private parts… And, of course, it involves his private parts… 👇👅🍆 … Yeah, I’ll just leave it there 😳.
Appears in 🔻:
- Fergie, “London Bridge”: After Dark 🕛 🌃 51 (2022)
- Bridge 🌉: 5ive Songs No. 35 (2022)
- 15 Steamy Songs Best Listened to After Dark, Vol. 3
13. Latto, “Pussy”
🎵 “Pussy” • 🏷 Streamcut / RCA • 🗓 2022
Of course, it’s not just the epic production or sample alone that makes “Pussy” so good. Latto gets these men together and speaks up for the ladies. “Y’all sexualize lesbians for y’all entertainment,” she bites in the first verse, later adding, “If you don’t give the pussy up, then they’ll take it (Fuck it) / Y’all misogynistic ways sow the size of your dick.” Woo! In the second verse, she goes H.A.M. at the end, asserting:
“How you ain’t got a pussy, but got opinions on pussy?
That’s pussy (Pussy), my ovaries ain’t for you to bully
Y’all the reason we make music, teaching bitches how to use you (Yeah)
Speak up and they gon’ defend the abuser, these niggas losers.”
“Pussy” is explicit and makes sexual references. That said, Latto makes some excellent points about how men treat women as well as how there is a double standard for women. In her eyes, the girls should be able to do what the boys do – “and still be a lady!”
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14. Prince, “P Control”
💿 The Gold Experience • 🏷 NPG • 📅 1995
As filthy as it is, “P Control” is one bad@$$ song – one of those underrated gems. The sole rub? It overreaches as far as its explicitness. Regardless, where creativity and artistry are concerned on this lascivious number, Prince’s falsetto on the chorus is untouchable.
“Ah, Pussy Control, oh
Ah, Pussy Control, oh.”
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15. Marvin Sease, “Candy Licker”
💿 Marvin Sease • 🏷 The Island Def Jam Music Group • 🗓 1987
Throughout the funky but filthy, 10-minute-long 🎵 “Candy Licker”, Marvin Sease makes it clear that her pleasure is the modus operandi. He argues too many men are only concerned with their own pleasure and don’t care that she receives pleasure too. That’s why he asserts, “I will lick you till you cum, I’m not lying girl / I just wanna be, eight days a week, your candy licker girl.” Furthermore, Sease takes on this conscience-free persona, Jodi, who will go to any lengths to get the licking done! Sure, them other guys “Don’t give a damn whether you cum /… But I’m Jodi, baby / I will lick you up, lick you down…” Woo!We’ll leave it at that!
Appears in 🔻:
- Marvin Sease, “Candy Licker”: After Dark 🕛🌃 18 (2022)
- 15 Steamy Songs Best Listened to After Dark, Vol. 2
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