â13 Songs with Every Kind of Poo Imaginableâ features âpoopyâ music courtesy of August Alsina, The Carters, Father John Misty, Sofi Tukker & Trippie Redd.
Question â are you ready for a playlist thatâs totally full of shit poo? If youâre not, well, maybe you should just say âThank u, nextâ. But, if you like your share of âpoo,â well, 13 Songs with Every Kind of Poo Imaginable just might tickle your fancy⊠or not. As you might expect, every song title literally features the s-bomb, otherwise known as âshit.â â13 Songs with Every Kind of Poo Imaginableâ features music courtesy of August Alsina (âI Luv This Shitâ), The Carters (âAPESHITâ), Father John Misty (âHoly Shitâ), Sofi Tukker (âBatshitâ), and Trippie Redd (âBird Shitâ). Â
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1. The Carters, âAPESHITâ
Everything is Love âąÂ Roc Nation / Sony âąÂ 2018
Question: âHave you ever seen the crowd goinâ ape-shit?â Rap banger âAPESHITâ served as the single from the collaborative Jay-Z and BeyoncĂ© project (as The Carters), Everything is Love. Notably, Everything is Love won the Grammy for âBest Urban Contemporary Albumâ at the 61st Annual Grammy Awards, which were held February 2019.
BeyoncĂ© shines on the first verse with confident pop-raps, assisted by ad-libs by Quavo. Chocked-full of gimmickry, itâs a fitting approach against the adventurous production by Pharrell Williams. Arguably, Bey may be even more electric on the third verse where thereâs no shortage of assuredness and swagger. Jay-Z arrives on the second verse, fiery, dissing the Super Bowl, The NFL, and the Grammys (âTell the Grammyâs fuck that 0 for 8 shitâ). If nothing else, âAPESHITâ is a memorable turn-up, not to mention one of two songs on this list that features the word shit in the song titleâŠ
2.Sofi Tukker, âBatshitâ
Treehouse âąÂ Ultra âą 2018
From the get-go, the Sofi Tukker hit âBatshitâ is chocked-full of fun. Itâs danceable, infectious, and undoubtedly irresistible. Is it âbatshit crazy?â A little bit. Notably, Tucker Halpern has a much more substantial vocal role compared to other songs from the duo. Sophie Hawley-Weld also gets in on the action, with arguably the most important part of the song â drum roll please â the titular lyric! Yes, Hawley-Weld holds âbatshitâ down like a champ, while Halpern follows-up with âIâm batshit crazy.â Notably, âBatshitâ incorporates an interpolation of the narcissistic classic, âIâm Too Sexyâ.
3. Jay Rock, âShit Realâ
Redemption âą Top Dawg / Interscope âą 2018
Grammy-winning West Coast rapper Jay Rock enlisted Detroit rapper Tee Grizzley for a tough, âtrillâ new addendum to his 2018 LP Redemption. That addendum is the colorfully-titled single, âShit Realâ. âShit Realâ is respectable enough, without being, say, the âsecond coming.â Both Jay Rock and Tee Grizzley bring plenty of toughness on their respective verses, even if both lack profundity or transcendence.
Jay makes it clear that he doesnât play around beginning with the initial lines of the first verse.
âEastside, BH dub, you know about us Get shot, or get robbed, we get dollaz Brick of blow, flip an O, hardly sniff it though Two for five on a Friday, give and go.â
Likewise, Tee Grizzey keeps it real as well on the second verse.
âMoney on the counter, chops on the floor Besides the holy spirit, I ainât worried âbout a soul These n*ggas got a lot of mouth, ainât got no money though And tell these n*ggas we can beef but donât get bloody though.â
Serving as âfuel for their fireâ is a groovy, well-rounded backdrop, courtesy of DJ Swish. âShit Realâ definitely isnât âshitâ (see what we did there), even if it lacks some âwow factorâ that encourages you to spin it beyond the initial listen. Still, Jay and Tee keep that âShit Real.â
4. Nine Inch Nails, âShit Mirrorâ
Bad Witch âą The Null Corporation âą 2018
âHey look whatâs staring back at you / Caught reflecting in your eyes / Iâm becoming something new / Itâs getting hard to recognize.â In 2018, Nine Inch Nails returned with a brand-new, 30-minute album, Bad Witch. The opening song features a colorful title, reflective of the aforementioned lyrics, âShit Mirror.â Vocally, through the majority of the record, Trent Reznorâs vocals are incredibly distorted, as he goes through his âmutation,â or something along those lines. The music itself is incredibly energetic, gritty, and raw.
Oddly, the music cuts out completely at one point to near silence, before eventually returning in full-fledged, noisy fashion.
âNew world New times Mutation Feels all right.â
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5. Key Glock, âTalk My Shitâ
Glockoma âą Paper Route Empire âą 2018
âHold up, real quick, let me talk my shit / They like who the fuck is this with this ice-ass wrist (Glock).â Hmm, not sure how ice, ass, or wrist really works together in the big scheme of things, but whatever. What is clear is that rapper Key Glock âtalks his shitâ on his totally appropriately-titled song, âTalk My Shit,â which appears on his 2018 mixtape, Glockoma. Note: if you are a stickler for spelling, you know that the album title SHOULD be spelled glaucoma, sigh. Staying focused on the shit that Key Glock talks, rather raps about, basically, heâs flexing hard because âthis young nigga lit.â It should also be noted that Key Glock doesnât spend too much time talking his shit â merely 2:20.
6.The-Dream, âDrop Some New Shitâ
MĂ©nage Ă Trois: Sextape Vol. 1, 2, 3 âą Radiokilla / HITCO âąÂ 2018
âIn a car, ride by, n*gga playinâ my old shit / Bitch, you like, âYou need to make somethinâ new right now / And I know this / âStop holding out,â they said, âYou need to stop holding out.â Okay⊠Anyways, The-Dream (Terius Nash) is no stranger to songs that embrace the s-bomb, among other profane words. On his triple mixtape, MĂ©nage Ă Trois: Sextape Vol. 1, 2, 3, The-Dream decides to âDrop Some New Shitâ on the third disc (Vol. 3) of the two-and-a-half-hour-long project.  Thatâs a bit late to be dropping something brand-new, but whatever.
Anyways, in line with the sexual vibe of MĂ©nage Ă Trois: Sextape Vol. 1, 2, 3, The-Dream remains explicit and sexed-up to the nth degree on âDrop Some New Shit.â  The record is totally unhurried, clocking in at four-and-a-half-minutes in length. The sound of the record itself oozes with sex, while the lyrics confirm such.
âOh, she said, âWhen you gonâ play that shit for me?â Oh, âBoy, you ainât been yourself lately I remember when we both were so free That was back then when you used to fuck me Boy, your shit used to go so hard Then we would go hard Then you stop fuckinâ with me,â She said, âThat's when you used to love me.ââ
7. Trippie Redd, âBird Shitâ
LIFEâS A TRIP âą TenThousand Projects, LLC âą 2018
âLeave that bullshit to the birds / Drippinâ, drippinâ, ha!â Well⊠Trippie Redd is one of a kind â understatement. Unsurprisingly, âBird Shit,â which appears on his 2018 LP, Lifeâs a Trip, is indeed âa trip.â Naturally, the idiosyncratic rapper highlights âshit,â bullshit, and birds throughout the course of this colorful, s-bomb filled affair.
A prime example is the ârefrainâ section that occurs after the intro and prior to the first verse.
âAll that bullshit for the birds, ay You ainât sayinâ nothing but a word, ay Shitty n*ggas, you some turds, ay Hating on a boy âcause Iâm in first place.â
Beyond the refrain, Trippie Redd flexes like a boss and asserts, âN*gga cannot stress me / âCause Iâm gettingâ money with the fucking gang.â Similarly, on the second verse, he spits, âBecause I said I ball n*gga like Vince Carter / Slaughter your daughter, bitch, I go harder, like Mr. Carter.â If that didnât confirm the flex, the chorus does, with its references to VVS, money, and girls. He caps off the chorus with the line, âLet the birds talk, pussy n*gga let the birds walk.â
8. Quavo, âKeep That Shitâ
Ft. Takeoff
QUAVO HUNCHO âą Quality Control Music / Capitol / Motown âą 2018
âKeep that shit (keep that shit), keep that shit over thereâŠâ Yep, thatâs about the size of it. Itâs amazing on a playlist like this how often you can make jokes about âshitâ ⊠just saying. âKeep That Shit,â the 10th song from rapper Quavoâs debut album, QUAVO HUNCHO, is literally full of it. In the context of the album, this s-bomb loving joint keeps the track list moving. Naturally, the chorus (aforementioned), features the word a countless number of times â yeah, itâs totally âfull of shit.â Told you, the jokes and puns just sort of happen naturally, sigh. Quavo enlists fellow Migos member, Takeoff, to raps on the second verse. Basically, this joint is a lot of flex.
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9. Marteen, âThis Shit Suxâ
8 âą New Mogul / EMPIRE âą 2019
âAye / I guess that he meant more than meâŠâ Sigh, matters of the heart have rising teenage R&B singer/songwriter Marteen all messed up.  Loveâll do that shit. The up-and-coming Berkley-born standout âkeeps it 100â when it comes to being heartbroken on the short, sweet, and pained single, âThis Shit Suxâ. The production is lush and smooth, idiomatic of urban contemporary music. The backdrop is perfect fuel for Marteen to reminisce back on love, the hardships of love, and his present disgust.
Following the short first verse (excerpted above), he drops the reminiscent pre-chorus on the listeners:
âI know we had our off days I thought that we were always Remember you would say you were gonna change But it was hard to fake.â
Expectedly, he drops the âs-bombâ on the memorable chorus. Sure, thereâs not much deep about a line like âThis shit sucksâ or even its supporting lines, but Marteen perfectly paints the state of his mind and heart. Furthermore, everyone can relate to the profane, âpoopyâ titular lyric. All in all, Marteen drops a respectable, well-executed heartbreak record. He doesnât reinvent pain, specifically the struggle of love, but he totally sells the plight heâs experiencing. Vocally, his youthful pipes are refreshing, and the production work provides him with a lift. Safe to say, nothing âsuxâ about this record in the least, or the talented Marteen himself.
10. Blackbear, âPlayboy Shitâ
Ft. Lil Aaron
Cybersex âą Interscope âą 2017
âWoke up rich, real bad bitch / Playboy shit, thatâs some playboy shit / Iâve been going in, shout out to my wrist / Playboy shit, thatâs some playboy shit.â True, or so the hip-hop artists assert. Matthew Musto, better known as blackbear, had a big year in 2017. His biggest claim to fame was his hit single, âdo re miâ (digital druglord), but he also dropped a joint project with his bud, Mike Posner (Mansionz) as well as a mixtape, cybersex. One of the highlights from cybersex is âPlayboy Shitâ, featuring Lil Aaron.
âPlayboy Shitâ is a total flex-fest. Albeit clichĂ©, the record celebrates âthe come up,â perceptible from the exuberant sound, and carefree, confident hook. Nothing profound is accomplished here, but hey, itâs enjoyable AF. Ultimately, âPlayboy Shitâ checks off the boxes of a blackbear song: profane, well-produced, and features a catchy chorus. That is indeed some âblackbear shitâ if you catch my drift.
11. Lil Peep, âSave that Shitâ
Come Over When Youâre Sober Pt. 1 âą Lil Peep âą 2017
âGrowing sick of this and I donât wanna make you sad / Do I make you scared? Baby wonât you take me back?â On âSave That Shit,â which appears on Lil Peepâs debut album, Come Over When Youâre Sober Pt. 1, Lil Peep seems sad to say the least. On âSave That Shitâ he wants his ex-girlfriend to take him back. Apparently, sheâs leery of him, judging by numerous lines, including the aforementioned excerpt. In regards to form, âSave That Shitâ is a bit odd. What is clear is that thereâs a hook, repeated three times. Otherwise, thereâs a brief bridge and a pseudo-verse.
12. Father John Misty, âHoly Shitâ
I Love You, Honeybear âą Sub Pop âą 2015
âAge-old general roles / infotainment, capital / Golden bows, and mercury / Bohemian nightmare, dust bowl chicâŠâ Say what? Despite the fact that âHoly Shitâ (I Love You, Honeybear) is an attention-getter, Father John Misty (Josh Tillman) never mentions the popular exclamatory phrase once within the lyrics. Rather, the title âHoly Shitâ is a description of an overall collection of overwhelming emotions and situations, many of which are far beyond the musicianâs control. The song embodies the phrase rather than saying it.
Donât get it twisted though â âHoly Shitâ is brutal honesty. A perfect lyrical example:
âAncient holy wars Dead religious Holocausts New regimes, old ideas⊠Eunuch sluts Consumer slaves A rose by any other name Carbon footprint Incest dreams Fuck the mother in the greenâŠâ
A heady song, despite referencing random situations and things, like most Father John Misty songs, itâs nothing short of brilliant. Yeah, itâs a lot to take in, but will definitely incite a âholy shit!â reaction.
13. August Alsina, âI Luv This Shitâ
featuring Trinidad James
Testimony âą Def Jam âą 2014
Arguably, âI Luv This Shitâ is the song that put R&B singer August Alsina on the map. Alsina is assisted by rapper Trinidad James on the gem, reprised on his excellent debut album, Testimony, from his debut EP. Like the majority of his  brutally honest debut album, Alsina continues to be foul-mouthed, delivering nothing short of âreal talk.â
The tempo is slow, but thereâs nothing the least bit boring or blasĂ© about âI Luv This Shit.â The horn-accentuated production is absolutely scrumptious âear candyâ to say the least. Even the explicit chorus is totally irresistible, with its references to smoking, sex, and grinding hard.
âGod dammit I love it, I love it⊠So Iâmma keep on smoking cause I love this shit Iâmma keep on grinding cause I love this shit She tell me keep fucking cause I love this shit and I love itâŠâYeah August, we totally âLuv This Shit!â
[Photo Credits: Capitol, Def Jam, HITCO, Interscope, Lil Peep, Marteen, Motown, Paper Route Empire, Quality Control Music, Radiokilla, Roc Nation, Sony, TenThousand Projects, Sub Pop, The Null Corporation, Top Dawg, Ultra]
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